(FADE IN: Irishred is seen at the Juneau International Airport and House of Pancakes. He is at a ticket counter and quite upset.)

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY TICKET WAS CANCELLED? Listen you nose rubbing, blubber eating, seal pup beating jackass. I am getting on that plane. I am getting on that ****ing plane and flying to Seattle. I have business to attend to and you will not be stopping me.

(Two large men in severe suits and matching sunglasses appear behind Irishred. He turns to look at them.)

“Oh great...it's two little boys who obviously answered the ad in the back of their comic books and got that special Dan Ryan Bodybuilding kit for only three easy installments of $19.99. So tell me boys did your scrotums suck all the ways up to your belly buttons after the 4th or 5th injection.”

(Irishred is enveloped by the two men and led away kicking and screaming the whole way.

The next scene is Irishred standing outside of the Juneau International Airport and House of Pancakes. He is disheveled and very upset.)

“No wonder we only get to wrestle once every four months freaking Ryan has half of the US population on the freaking payroll. Commies all of you! Bastards!”

(A small man approaches Irishred. He is dressed in a parka and is eating what seems to be a whole fish...raw and quite odifourous.)

Man: "Say there whitey...you need a ride?"

Irishred: “Listen...don't mess with me. I'm serious. I've had enough of this backwater hole. I'm about ready to go postal on the whole place.”

Man: "You Mr. Irishred right whitey? You be looking to get rid of that there Dan Ryan fella. He come in here a month ago flashing money and insulting all of us. I told him what to do with that money. I told him where he could stick it. He didn't take to that real kindly...but the doc says he got all of the bills out of my...umm...cavity in that third surgery."

Irishred: “Way too much information here man.”

Man: "Listen...I got me a plane and can fly you to Seattle Whitey. I can be a big help for you. No charge...you just bend that Dan Ryan over and give him a good bit of ass ****ing courtesy of me Mr. Jomo."

Irishred: “You have a plane? You can fly? Well listen here Jomo...you just got yourself a client. You get me to Seattle pronto.”

Man: "No problem Whitey...I'll get you there no problem. Mr. Jomo got a special delivery for some friends."