DT: Folks, we’ve been told something is going on in the back. We’ll get you a camera feed as soon as we can.
MN: And right before the main event too, it figures!
[We get a camera feed in the back showing, that Stalker and Sean Stevens are currently pounding away on Shawn Hart and Cameron Cruise, Fusenshoff seems caught unprepared by this attack, but quickly gets in on punching Hart.]
DT: My lord it’s a sneak attack in the back hallway! Just as Anthology was getting ready to come to the ring, the World Champion and Stalker have launched this sneak attack!
DM: This might not be the most ethical of plans, but it’s clearly the right time to strike as whomever the third man is for Anthology he’s not helping them now.
DT: IT’S LARRY TACT! HE’S ALL OVER STEVENS!! TACT IS THE THIRD MAN IN ANTHOLOGY!
MN: No need to get so loud, I can see that on the monitor, yeesh!
DT: All six men now fighting down the aisle towards the ring. Various EPW staffers out here trying to get this chaos contained and into the ring so we can have our main event…OH MAN, Stalker got sent FLYING into the STEEL guardrail at the hands of Tact!
MN: Tact’s sure making it look like Anthology made a good choice taking him for a partner.
DT: Cruise now grabs Stalker and drags him down the aisle and now throws him into the ring! Cruise follows after him and he’s demanding the bell ring. [Bells rings] The bell has indeed sounded and this one is now underway. Cruise grabs Stalker and SLAMS him to the mat. Cruise off the ropes…MISSES AN ELBOW…Stalker quickly rolls to his corner and tags in Fusenshoff. Cruise gets back up, and he locks up with Fusenshoff, they are jockeying in the middle of the ring…Fusenshoff with an arm drag! And another! Cruise charges him again…INTO A SLAM! Cruise gets up and looks disgusted as he tags in Hart.
DM: Cruise has been a tag champ a couple times here in EPW and he knows if you’re not having a good run of it, give somebody else a shot.
DT: Hart now walks in and starts giving Fusenshoff a bunch of lip, and gets popped with a right hand for his troubles! Fusenshoff just peppering Hart with big time rights and now sends him into the corner and CRUSHES him with a big splash!
MN: You would think that would make his team happy, but apparently not!
DT: You are right, as the EPW Heavyweight Champion Sean Stevens is giving Fusenshoff a lot static and now DEMANDING to be tagged in, which Fusenshoff begrudgingly does. Stevens now putting the boots to Hart who’s doubled over in the opponent’s corner. Stevens now pulls him into the middle of the ring…Lifts him up and a TEXTBOOK SIDE-SLAM by the champ!
DM: He sure seems proud of himself, while this crowd doesn’t seem to like it at all.
DT: Stevens now swaggering over to his corner and tags in Stalker who charges into the ring and just STOMPS HART’S GUTS OUT! Stalker with a brutal series of kicks to the stomach of Hart who’s in big time trouble now! Stalker now picks up Hart…SNAP SUPLEX! And an elbow drop! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! AND YET ANOTHER! Stalker just beating the daylights out of Shawn Hart here!
DM: Stalker keeping it simple and keeping it brutal. This is smash mouth wrestling at it’s finest!
DT: Stalker now tags in Fusenshoff and lets him know it’s on him to end this match. Fusenshoff glares daggers at Stalker and now walks over to the prone form of Shawn Hart and grabs him by the throat…He pulls him to his feet…OH LORD WHAT A CHOKESLAM!!!
DM: If that doesn’t get a pin they might as well stop the fight anyhow cause Shawn Hart is DEAD!
DM: Fusenshoff stumbled a little after that choke slam…Sean Stevens just slapped him on the back and dives on top of Hart, he’s stealing the pin!
ONE!!
TWO!!!
THR---CRUISE MAKES THE SAVE!!
DT: And Stevens is LIVID that Fusenshoff didn’t do more to stop Cruise from breaking up the pin! Stalker and Stevens laying into Fusenshoff now, and now Stevens just SLAPPED Fusenshoff and told him to get back in the ring and fix things!
MN: I’ve never known for the slap to the face to be an effective team building move in tag wrestling, then again Sean Stevens is the only multi-time EPW World Champ and I’m a guy paid to crack wise about stuff, so what do I know?
DT: Well during that whole soap opera in the Champ’s corner, Shawn Hart crawled over and tagged in Larry Tact who now confronts an enraged Fusenshoff. The two men exchanging blows and now Tact whipped to the ropes…No reversal…Fusenshoff off the ropes…Ducks a clothesline from Tact…GETS KNEED IN THE BACK BY CRUISE! Tact now CLOTHESLINES Fusenshoff over the top rope and to the floor!
DM: Finally Anthology is able to turn the tables and get the advantage in this match!
DT: Cruise quickly to the outside after the prone Fusenshoff, and he THROWS him shoulder first into the STEEL ring steps! Fusenshoff slumped against those steps and Cruise KICKS HIM IN THE SKULL! There was nowhere for Fusenshoff’s head to go there as he just ate that brutal kick from Cruise…Cruise now throwing Fusenshoff back into the ring where Tact is waiting for him with a series of boots.
DM: You’ll notice Stalker and Stevens didn’t lift a finger to save Fusenshoff there. Not exactly all for one and one for all with these three.
DT: Tact now pulls Fusenshoff up, he hooks him…SWINGING NECKBREAKER! And Tact covers!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
DT: Fusenshoff out at two. Tact tags in Cruise who goes right to work with stomps on Fusenshoff. Cruise now brings Fusenshoff back into Anthology’s corner and smashes his head into the turnbuckle. Cruise now working Fusenshoff with body shots and finally a big right hand to the chin. Fusenshoff slumps in the corner and now Shawn Hart is tagged in.
MN: You know he’ll be gunning for payback after the beating he took from Fusenshoff earlier in this match.
DT: Hart now measuring Fusenshoff as Fusenshoff gets to his feet…SUPERKICK BY HART! He just about beheaded Fusenshoff! The Cover!
ONE!
TWO!!!
THR---NO! NO!
DT: Somehow Fusenshoff kicked out! Hart is irate! He’s backing off and looks like he’s going to measure him for another Superkick…Fusenshoff again staggering to his feet…Hart with the super kick! Fusenshoff DUCKS! Hart turns and gets BLASTED by a clothesline! Both men down!
DM: And now the all important race to the tag…Who will get there first?!
DT: Hart makes the tag to Cruise…And now Fusenshoff inching towards his corner…HE LUNGES…WAIT STALKER SHORT ARMS HIM!
MN: Stalker pulled his arm back for crying out loud!
DT: Fusenshoff falls face first on the mat as his lunge for a tag came up empty. Cruise now pulls him back towards the middle of the ring and now comes off the ropes…LEGDROP TO THE BACK OF THE NECK! Fusenshoff is in a world of pain on the mat…And now Cruise is measuring him, waiting on Fusenshoff to get to his feet…Cruise hooks him for a REALITY CHECK…AND HE CRUSHES HIM WITH IT!!!
ONE!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!!
DM: And Stalker and Stevens didn’t even move from their corner, absolutely no help from Fusenshoff’s supposed teammates in stopping that pin.
TF: Here are your winners, SHAWN HART!!! LARRY TACT!!!! CAMERON CRUISE AANNNNNTHOLGY!!!
["Who Want It" by Trick Trick, featuring Eminem plays over the PA as Anthology leave the ring with their arms raised.]
DT: What a night of action we had here tonight at Aggression and who knows what’s in store in the future for any of these six men.
MN: I’d say Fusenshoff’s night will consist of a bunch of painkillers and booze.
DT: Stevens and Stalker walking away from the ring, leaving Fusenshoff behind, what was the meaning of this whole ordeal, what are they trying to prove with their actions towards Fusenshoff. Maybe we’ll get to the bottom of this next time, as for now, we’re out of time, see you all next time on Aggression!
[The camera cuts between shots of Fusenshoff now on his knees, slumped over the second rope, staring at Stevens and Stalker, and shots of Stalker and Stevens walking to the back, now and then turning to look at Fusenshoff and dismissively shaking their heads.]
[FADEOUT]