[MUSIC UP: "More Human Then Human" by White Zombie. The crowd boos loudly as Anarky walks out onto the rampway. Anarky's torn leather shirt with the Anarchy "A" on it looks more beaten then normal. He's wearing torn up blue jeans, black ring boots and his trademark skull facepaint as he walks to the ring.]

BF: The following contest is set for one fall! Making his way to the ring first...He hails from Hartford, Conneticut! Weighing in at 229 pounds...ANNNN....RRRRRR....KEEEEEYYY!!!!

[Anarky enters the ring, barely reacting to the hostile crowd. He begins stretching out with the ropes as he awaits his opponent.]

[MUSIC UP: "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls as Shawn Hart, wearing a sleeveless Anthology T-Shirt and black tights with white ring boots. Flanking Hart is Jared Wells who's also rocking an Anthology T-Shirt.]

BF: And his opponent...He hails from Orlando Florida and is led to the ring by one half of the World Tag Team Champions, Jared Wells...Representing Anthology....He weighed in at 217 pounds...THE PHENOM!!!! SHAWWWWWNNNN!!! HART!!!!!

[Hart gets boo'ed, but some of the smarks pop for him, causing a generally mixed reaction from the crowd.]

[Bell rings.]

DT: The two men lock up and Anarky just RIPS Hart to the ground with a hair pull! Anarky choking the life out of Hart!

DM: Anarky clearly not caring at all about the rules here!

DT: The ref giving Anarky a 5 count....Anarky breaking at 4 and going right back to the choke! Anarky breaks again at 4 and now he's BITING HART!

MN: Anarky's clearly living up to his name here! No rules! 

DT: The ref now really getting on Anarky's case about his actions, Anarky lets go of Hart and now stomping away on Hart...Hart rolling to the ropes to try to escape...Anarky now putting his boot on Hart's throat and using the ropes to push down even harder!

DM: This match has totally fallen apart! The ref has got to get Anarky under control here!

DT: The ref finally gets a break...Anarky stomping on Hart. He pulls him up and now HAMMERS Hart with a right hand, backing Hart into a corner and punching away on him in the corner!

MN: He's using a closed fist on a man in the ropes! Nothing Anarky's done in this match has even come close to being legal!

DT: Hart sent to the other corner...Anarky charges...HART BACKDROPS ANARKY TO THE FLOOR! 

DM: Hart getting a much needed break from the beating he's taking!

DT: Anarky trying to get to his feet on the floor...WELLS WITH A RUNNING KICK TO THE HEAD! ANARKY COULD BE OUT FROM THAT SHOT!

MN: Two can play at this rule breaking game!

DT: Well apparently Wells didn't play to good at it...The ref is yelling at Wells and now he's tossed him! [Crowd pops as the ref makes the 'you're outta here!' motion umpires use to toss players and managers in baseball] 

DM: Normally this would clearly have been grounds for awarding this match to Anarky, but given Anarky's rulebreaking tactics, the ref is going to let this match continue, but without Jared Wells at ringside!

DT: Shawn Hart now goes to the floor and tosses Anarky back into the ring. Hart putting the boots to Anarky and now gets him to his feet...BACK SUPLEX! 

MN: That might be the first real move used this whole match! 

DT: Hart now drops a couple elbows on Anarky and now he climbs the ropes...PIN POINT ELBOW OFF THE SECOND ROPE! HART COVERS!!


ONE!!


TWO!!


NO!!

DT: Anarky throws the shoulder up at two! [Crowd buzzes] Hart quickly locks on a chinlock and leans onto Anarky putting his weight on the back of the maniac.

DM: Hart trying to fight this match pretty much by the book, Anarky's thrown the book out totally!

DT: Anarky getting back to his feet...Hart with a knee to the back and another...Hart moves Anarky back into a corner and fire away with a BIG KNIFE-EDGE! ['Woo!'] and ANOTHER ['Woo!'] Hart sends Anarky to the other corner...Anarky staggers out into a RUNNING BULLDOG!! HART COVERS!!


ONE!!


TWO!!


NO!!

DT: Anarky again powers out...Hart shakes his head and now he's stalking Anarky...Waiting on him, I think he's looking for the Hart On...Anarky up to his feet...Hart leaps at him...HART ON! NO! ANARKY THROWS HIM OFF! Hart turns around...RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE FROM ANARKY! 

DM: Hart went from being one move away from winning to thing to getting his clock cleaned!

DT: Hart stumbles to his feet and takes another clothesline...Anarky off the ropes with a BIG SHOULDER BLOCK sends Hart crashing to the mat hard! Hart reeling as Anarky now putting the boots to Hart...Anarky picks him up...Snap Suplex!

MN: Well at least Anarky is trying to keep his attack somewhere within the rules now. 

DT: Anarky backs Hart into the corner...WAIT A SECOND...OH MY GOD A FAN JUST JUMPED THE RAILING AND IS BEATING ON ANARKY!

DM: I don't think that's a fan!

DT: It's...IT'S SEAN EDMUNDS!!! My lord! Sean Edmunds is beating the daylights out of Anarky! Where the hell did he come from? What is he doing here?

MN: Well he came from the crowd and he's beating up Anarky, I think that covers your questions.

DT: Oh be quiet! Edmunds now going to the outside and he's brought a chair into the ring! Anarky trying to get to his feet...DDT ON THE CHAIR BY EDMUNDS!! Edmunds and Hart now standing over Anarky...[Crowd booing loud] EDMUNDS JUST RIPPED OFF THAT DRESS SHIRT HE WAS WEARING TO REVEAL AN ANTHOLOGY T-SHIRT! SEAN EDMUNDS IS IN ANTHOLOGY!

DM: I can't believe this, Sean Edmunds has made his return to wrestling and he's doing it as a member of anthology! 

DT: Anthology just keeps getting more powerful, this is amazing! Hart and Edmunds leaving the ring now as EMT's are rushing in to check on Anarky.

DM: Anarky just got LEVELED by being driven into that chair...I'd like to hope he'll be OK.

DT: Anarky starting to stir a bit as the EMT's tell him to stay down and they'll get a stretcher for him...Anarky waving them off and he's getting to his feet [Crowd gives a mild pop for Anarky getting up] the EMT's pleading with Anarky to let them examine him...ANARKY PUNCHES AN EMT! AND ANOTHER! AND THE LAST ONE! ANARKY STOMPING AWAY ON THE EMT'S! WHAT IS GOING THROUGH HIS MIND?!

MN: He has a mind?

DT: Anarky just laid ouf the medical staff that was trying to take care of him...What the hell was that all about?! And Edmunds is in Anthology, this is crazy! We'll be right back fans!