#1 Contender's Match for the:
EPW Television Championship
"The Dopesmoker" Erik Black vs. Aran Dishon


TF: The next contest is for ONE FALL, with the winner being named NUMBER ONE CONTENDER for the EPW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

[CUEUP: “FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME” by PILLAR 

TF: Making his way to the ring, standing at almost six feet tall, weighing two hundred and twelve pounds, hailing from DALLAS, TEXAS ... he is ... 'RECKLESS' AAAARRRRRRAAAAAANNNNN DIIIIIISSSHHOOOOOOONNN!

[Modest applause by the audience, as the fresh faced relative EPW newcomer made his way down the aisle in white trunks, with red trim, barely paying any attention to the flashbulbs, and cat calls. The youngster made it to the bottom of the aisle, and entered the ring, raising his arms in the air, exuding confidence, as his theme slowly died down.]

TF: ......AAAAANNNNNNDDDDD HIS OPPONENT! 

[CUEUP: "10001110101" by Clutch]

TF: This man comes to us out of Indianapolis, Indiana! Weighing in at two hundred and thirty-three pounds, standing five feet, eleven inches tall! He's a FORMER EPW TAG TEAM CHAMPION, A MEMBER OF THE WORLD REKNOWNED TAG TEAM THE CHRONIC COLLIZION! “THE ESCAPE ARTIST” ERRRRIIIIIIIIIIKKKKK BLAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK! 

[Black made also made his way down to ringside, in a business-like manner, not paying any attention to the audience, eyes fixated on his waiting opponent inside of the ring.]

[Once, inside the ring, the referee began giving out instructions, and patting both wrestlers down for weapons, taking a little extra time to pat down Black, who is known to play dirty, to his dismay, before deeming both competitors okay, and signalling for the Timekeeper to ring the bell.]

[SFX: Ding, ding, ding.]

DT: This should be a great contest. Two up-and-comers looking to make their dent in the EPW rankings. Black's been around for awhile, but this is his first SERIOUS forray into the EPW singles ranks, where I always felt, he and his partner Ivan Dalkichev could've done damage, had they chosen to go that path.

DM: We don't always agree, Dave ... but, we do on that. I've always said that Black was the glue that held that tag team together, and now he may be the missing link that takes The Fallen to the next level.

MN: Next level? What level is higher than having the EPW World Heavyweight Champion, and my PERSONAL friend – might I add – Sean Stevens in your group? Does it get any better than that? I think not.

DT: Both men meet in the center of the ring, and you can already see that it's a stalemate. Both are the same height, and are close in weight. The referree calls for the break. 

DM: I wonder how long it's going to take for Black to start bending the rules... usually not long.

MN: Spoken like a true hater.

DT: Both men circle again ... Collar-and-elbow ... this time Black with the advantage, bullying Dishon into the corner, as the referee calls for the break. And, surprisingly ... he does it.

DM: Surprisingly, he doesn't! Black with an elbow to the jaw, that has to leave Dishon slightly woozy. 

MN: Aran fell for the oldest trick in the wrestling handbook. ...rookie. 

DT: Dishon is dizzy, Erik Black jolts to the ropes, they both meet in the center of the ring SPINNING HEEL KICK connects! He drops down for the early cover, however Dishon kicks out before the referee's hand can hit the mat for one.

DM: Veteran move though. This is the big leagues, who knows what's going on in Aran's head. That one maneuver may have been enough to end this thing, making it an early night for the Fallen's newest member!

DT: Black pulls Dishon to his feet ... forearm, then a chop has the newcomer reeling. Black sends his opponent to the ropes, Dishon bounces off, Black with a clothesline-- NO! Dishon slid through his legs, Black turns around and is met with a DROPKICK! 

DM: That was a beautiful dropkick! From someone who has been in that ring, his elevation was almost unparalleled! And, I don't just hand out compliments.

MN: Um, since when? Yesterday? You're a regular male groupie.

DT: NEELEY!!!! Please let's not turn this into another Dean bashing segment for failing to make it as a wrestler! We have a match to call!

DM: .....what do you mean FAILING to make it as a wrestler?

DT: .........

MN: He said it, not me. ...of course, I would've ... but, he beat me to it.

DM: Is that how YOU feel, Dave?

DT: ...... DISHON WITH A CRADLE NECKBREAKER that has Black .... ummm .... C-R-AAADLING his neck in pain! 

MN: Cradling his neck? Are you nervous Dave?

DT: Dishon drops down for the cover..

ONE...

TWO...

Black with the kickout. This thing isn't over just yet. 

DM: We'll talk about this later. 

MN: Ooooooooh. I smell a fight. Can I watch?!

DT & DM: NEELEY SHUT UP!!!!!

MN: Oooooookay! 

DT: Dishon is trying to end this match early, he's definitely not punching any clock. He immediately begins his climb to the top rope, as Black lays motionless below.

DM: I'm not so sure about this. That was a devastating neckbreaker but I can't imagine Erik being THAT hurt.

DT: Dishon takes the leap of faith ... SHOOTING STAR PRESS----- MISSSSSSS! Erik Black was playing possum! He baited the youngster in, gave him a false sense of confidence, and now he's clutching his right arm, as he seems to have landed awkwardly! 

DM: Smart wrestling by the veteran.

MN: Apparently Erik's been smoking some of that “How High” pot. 

DM: Huh?

MN: You know, they say if you smoke the ashes of a dead body, the body comes to you in the form of a ghost, and helps you for as long as you're smoking it. 

DM: So you think a GHOST told Erik Black to move out of the way of that last move?

MN: Exactly. 

DM: Eye Yie Yie. 

DT: Both competitors are up! Black connects with a kick, a punch, a chop and another karate style kick that leaves Dishon in a world of pain! 

MN: He's breaking out the Bruce Lee!

DT: Whatever it's called, it's working! Black has his opponent hooked by the head ... NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX, and wait, he's bridging him! The referee drops down...

ONE! 

TWO! 

THR-- DISHON with a shoulder up! 

DM: That was close. The youngster almost saw his dreams vanish before his very eyes.

MN: He's young, he'll get over it.

DT: Black's up on his feet, he's planning something, as he waits for Dishon to get up! Both men are on their feet ... Black charges TORNADO DDT! And, he nailed that PERFECTLY! 

DM: The crowd is actually cheering that move. 

DT: And, Black is eating it up in the corner posing! Now wait, he's actually climbing the turnbuckle posing for pictures, for a few of the audience members in the front row.

MN: Dude! Win the match first! What an idiot!

DM: Neeley's right, look behind him...

DT: Black doesn't notice Dishon who has made it to his feet. He quietly walks up behind his opponent ... Hooks him by the arms ... RAZOR'S EDGE POWERBOMB FROM THE SECOND ROPE! This has GOT to be it! But, the rookie's not done! 

DM: PIN HIM! PIN HIM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

DT: Aran's scaling the ropes ... He looks down on his prey ... leaps ... FOUR-TWENTY PRESS AND HE CONNECTS! WOW! That was AMAZING! 

DM: PIN HIM NOW! 

DT: This match is over ... The referee drops down for the count ... 

ONE! 

TWO! 

THREE! 

DISHON WINS! DISHON WINS! What a win for this youngster, and now he's the number one contender to the prestigious EPW Television Title! 

DM: ...not so fast, Dave. 

DT: I think you're right, Dean. The referee just noticed Erik Black's foot, which was on the bottom rope, which means that pinfall should've been broken up.

DM: Aran Dishon doesn't notice, as he's celebrating arguably the biggest win of his career, and I know that feeling.

MN: Sure you do.

DT: Wait, the referee's informing him now. Dishon's looking on in disbelief. He's asking the referree to hurry and ring the bell to restart the match. He wants to capitalize before Black fully comes to. 

[SFX: Ding, ding, ding!]

DT: Aran Dishon charges the wobbly Erik Black ... Black counters with a small package! 

ONE! 

TWO!

THREE-- NO! Dishon with a shoulder up! 

DM: That was a close call! And, another veteran bait by Erik Black!

MN: What is up with you? Like, are you on the payroll or something?

DM: You do the EXACT same thing whenever Stevens is in the ring, doesn't that make you hypocritical?

MN: No, that makes me ON THE PAYROLL.

DT: ...which makes you biased, which means you can no longer be on the our broadcast team, which means--

MN: --just kidding! 

DT: Dishon is pissed. He's really laying into Black now with boots to the head, leaving the former tag team specialist wondering if he has a concussion I'm sure. He lifts Black to his feet, puts him on his shoulders ... FIREMAN'S CARRY! 

DM: Aran Dishon is hungry, and that's exactly what you need to be in order to be EPW Television Champion. This youngster has all the tools.

MN: How would YOU know?

DM: Neeley, give me a break.

MN: You throwing in the towel?

DM: No, I'm about to throw a left hook that knocks you unconcious.

MN: I hope it's better than the ones you threw as a wrestler! Hah! 

DT: Gentlemen, gentlemen! Dishon has Black back up. He hooks his arms, pedigree style, lifts him up! Puts some back into it! Double Underhook Suplex! 

DM: Dishon really seems to have control now. I think the end may be near. 

DT: Dishon climbs the ropes one more time. Say what you want about this youngster, he's definitely not afraid to take risks, and puts on one hell of a show! He leaps ... SUICIDE PLANCHA! AND, HE'S MET WITH A BOOT! 

DM: He went to the wail one too many times!

DT: Black is up on his feet! CLOTHESLINE by the veteran! Dishon is back up, SPINNING HEEL KICK connects for Erik Black! 

DM: Black seems to be building momentum!

MN: He'll crash soon. He's a smoker. The weed'll wear off shortly. Trust me. Mine did.

DT: Erik Black has him hooked by the head ... ONE HANDED BULLDOG! He drops down for the cover...

ONE! 

TWO! 

NO! Dishon got his shoulder up! 

DM: But, barely! 

DT: Black is back up, so is Dishon, Black charges ... RUNNING STO AND THE BACK OF DISHON'S NECK HITS THE CANVAS WITH A THUD!!! Now, Black is climbing the ropes ... Dishon slowly makes his way to his feet, unaware where his opponent is ... Black leaps ... MISSILE DROPKICK THAT CONNECTS CAUSING DISHON TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING! 

DM: Aran may be out ... Black connected right on the button of his chin. We may be headed for a countout.

MN: Nope. The stoner's too stupid to let that happen. Look at him.

DT: Black climbs the top rope ... MOONSAULT THAT CONNECTS BUT AT WHAT COST? PART OF ERIK BLACK'S LEG HIT THE GUARDRAIL AND BOTH MEN SEEM TO BE OUT OF IT AS THE REFEREE MAKES HIS COUNT!
REFEREE & CROWD:

ONE!

TWO!

THHHHREEEEEEE!

FOOOOUUUUUURRRRRR!

FIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVEEEE! 

DT: Both men are stirring! Surprisingly, Dishon makes it to his feet first! And, even more surprising ... he pulls Black up with him.
REFEREE & CROWD: SSSIIIIIIIIXXXXXX!

DT: DDT! DDT ON THE COLD HARD CONCRETE! And, Black is out! All Aran has to do now is slide in the ring and it's academic! 
REFEREE & CROWD: SSSSSEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEENNNNNN!!!

EEEEEIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTT!!!

DM: This is a HUGE mistake by the rookie! I can't believe he's not taking the win!

MN: Finally we agree on something. Very stupid move.

DT: We don't know WHY he's doing what he's doing, maybe he's more noble than we give him credit for being, but Aran Dishon breaks the count by sliding a seemingly unconcious Erik Black into the ring. Maybe he wants to prove that he can beat the veteran by pin.

MN: I dunno, call me dumb, but wouldn't you MUCH rather cash a championship CHECK? Screw nobility ... the name of the game is WINNING.

DT: Black is out of it, Dishon is signalling that the end is near he's setting him up for his patented springboard neckbreaker – Kids Do the Darndest Things.

MN: What do you mean?

DT: That's the move – Kids Do the Darndest Things.

MN: Liiiiiiikkkkke what?

DT: Nevermind. Dishon charges, hooks his neck, NO! Black ducks, and connects with a vicious SUPERKICK! And, immediately scales the top ropes before Dishon hits the ground, which is INEVITABLE.

DM: You're right. Dishon tried to fight it, he was dazed, but his legs gave out on him. 

DT: And, look at Black! He's at the top backwards! He leaps! THE STEAMROLLER! THE STEAMROLLER! HE CONNECTS! ROLLS TO HIS FEET AND COLLAPSES ON HIS OPPONENT! 

ONE! 

TWO! 

THHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

ERIK BLACK IS THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE EPW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP! 

DM: Well deserved win, hard fought matchup by both participants.

DT: Aran Dishon is going to watch the tapes and kick himself for not winning the match when he had it, but the youngster has plenty more opportunities to get it right, and tonight was DEFINITELY a step in the right direction for him! 

DM: I agree. He made some mistakes, but move for move, skill for skill, he's right there with the best of them, and as some as he increases his wrestling IQ, he will be a force to be reckoned with.

MN: So says the wrestling failure! 

DT & DM: SHUT UP!


The Heirs of Wrestling vs. HOPE [Anarky & Winters (c)]


[FADEIN: The entranceway MUSIC UP: “The sh!t” by Danger Mouse and Jimini. As the Heirs of Wrestling make their way towards the ring. Alexandria Malone leading the way, wearing tight leather pants and a purple blouse. Ryan Gallway looks nearly ready to get into a fight with the fans as he’s jawing with anyone who’s jeering the Heirs. He’s got on reflective metallic shorts, a 10 gallon white cowboy hat and a black cowboy vest. Frank Pierce avoids even looking at the rabble in the crowd, while standing in a gaudy blood red robe that had has LED’s flashing all over it. Behind them Mac Brody, in Scott Steiner like black and gold shorts, walks towards the ring, the whole time he stares into a compact mirror, making sure his hair is perfect.]

TF: The following contest is set for one fall, introducing first, being led to the ring by Alexandra Malone, here is Frank Pierce, Ryan Gallway and Mac Brody…THE HEIRS…OF…WRESTLING! [crowd gives a loud boo to the brash newcomers as they make their way to the ring.] 

DT: The Heirs of Wrestling making their debut here in EPW at Aggression 50, and well they have their work cut out for them tonight.

DM: You wouldn’t know it from hearing this group talk, the Heirs of Wrestling seem supremely confident in their abilities and are convinced they’ll make a big name for themselves defeating two members of HOPE tonight.

MN: I honestly don’t have a dog in this race , since well, Anarky laid you out with a chair Dean, and I’m thankful for that, and I like Winters a lot, but these kids show the crowd the proper disrespect that everyone should give them. So good luck to everyone I guess.

[The Heirs of Wrestling’s theme fades out and then MUSIC UP: “Surprise Your Dead” By Faith No More. Layne Winters and Anarky head towards the ring, drawing a loud mixed reaction from the crowd. Winters is in his deep green trunks, knee pads, and ring boots with the EPW World Television Title across his waist. Anarky standing beside him in his skull make up, torn up black shirt with the Anarchy symbol and black pants. ]

TF: And their opponents…Weighing in at a combined weight of 468 pounds…Representing HOPE…Here is ANARKY! And the EPW World Television Champion…”NEW SCHOOL” LAYNE WINTERS!! 

[Winters and Anarky hit the ring, ref Pat Jones has to keep order before the bell as the Heirs of Wrestling back off and huddle in their corner, either they talk things over or play paper rock scissors or something but after a beat an annoyed looking Frank Pierce hops to the floor with Alexandra Malone, leaving Gallway and Brody to compete in tonight’s match. Pat Jones calls for the bell.]

DT: Anarky and Gallway starting this match off…Anarky gets Gallway to lock up and quickly powers the smaller man into the corner, the ref and Gallway calling for a clean break…Fat chance of that from Anarky who gives Gallway a couple right hands to the jaw and now LAUNCHES him from the corner with a hiptoss. Gallway gets to his feet and gets DECKED by a forearm from Anarky. 


DM: After all the smacktalk and insults from the Heirs of Wrestling you had to know that HOPE wouldn’t be fighting this match in a straight up catch-as-catch style. Anarky and Winters are clearly spoiling for a fight tonight!

MN: And they’ll get one, these kids have the skills to back up all their talk…Well they better or it’ll be a painful night for them. 

DT: Gallway back to his feet and he’s circling around Anarky…They lock up, Gallway gets an armbar on Anarky, who quickly reverses it and now is twisting the arm of Gallway.

MN: Anarky really delights in making people suffer…He could spend 20 minutes holding this armbar as long as Gallway kept screaming to amuse him.

DT: Gallway rolls through the armbar and gets himself free…A DROPKICK by Gallway staggers Anarky backwards and Gallway now back in his corner [Gallway shoots Anarky a ‘you’re in trouble now’ look as he tags in Brody.] and he makes the tag to Brody. The big man now in the ring for the first time in this match. 

DM: The dynamics of this match change quite a bit with the 300 plus pound powerhouse hitting the ring.

MN: He might have Anarky beaten in power and muscle, but don’t count out the fact that Anarky’s criminally insane, that’s the great equalizer.

DT: Anarky waves on Brody, showing no fear of the bigger man…Brody comes at Anarky who side steps and catches him with a kick to the mid-section and now a quick series of right hands rocks Brody on his heels, Anarky now off the ropes with a clothesline rocks Brody…Anarky off the ropes…Crossbody…GETS CAUGHT BY BRODY! 

DM: but while he’s in Brody’s arms he’ stuck his leg out and Layne Winters just tagged himself in behind Brody’s back! 

DT: Brody slams Anarky to the mat…GETS NAILED WITH A CHOP BLOCK BY WINTERS! 

MN: It’s that kind of soulless brutality that makes me love Layne Winters, a move like that might end somebody’s career and Winters doesn’t even think twice about doing it. That’s being determined to be the best.

DM: Or you’re just a sicko, could be either. 

DT: Winters now drives an elbow into the knee of Brody and now scissors the leg trying to hyperextend the knee. Brody trying to get towards the ropes or his corner but Winters has him trapped in the middle of the ring…Gallway now trying to enter the ring and Pat Jones stopping him, but that means Pierce hops up on the apron on the side of the ring behind Jones…He’s trying to get into the ring! Winters pops up and DECKS Pierce to the floor with a right hand!


DM: While that distraction didn’t exactly turn out the way Pierce wanted it to, it did get Brody out of that leglock. 

DT: Brody tags Gallway back in and he circles around Winters…Gallway catches Winters coming in with a kick and another…Gallway with a foot sweep takes Winters off his feet…Winters back up…GETS BLASTED BY A DOUBLE HIGH KNEE!

DM: I believe he calls that the tea bag…

MN: Hey no politics!

DM: It’s the move’s name…Easy Neely…

MN: Well I gotta keep an eye on you…

DT: While my partners are off on another planet Gallway now has Winters rocked on his feet. Gallway thows a kick that Winters catches…GALLWAY WITH AN ENZIGURI! WINTERS DUCKS! Gallway hits the mat hard and Winters now drags Gallway into the corner and tags in Anarky…Both members of HOPE reigning down a series of elbows on Gallway as Pat Jones gives Winters the 5 count to leave the ring and he finally does. 

MN: Just because these two hang around with the little goofball doesn’t mean they’ve mellowed out one bit, Anarky and Winters are killers, plain and simple. 

DT: Anarky now puts Gallway in a seated position and now yanking back on his chin while driving a knee into his back…Anarky just wrenching away on the neck of Gallway who’s fighting to get to his feet….Anarky elevates him…BACK SUPLEX! Gallway clutching at his neck in pain as Anarky stands over him. Anarky with a kick to the head and another one…

DM: This is what Anarky’s all about, injury, pain…He hasn’t gone for a cover, and I doubt he will, till he feels he’s taught these guys a lesson.

DT: Anarky tags in Winters now. Winters putting the boots to Gallway and he pulls him to his feet… Winters whips him to the ropes…Brody makes a tag as Gallway hits the ropes…Winters misses a clothesline on Gallway, but quickly charges an BLASTS Brody with a running knee before he can get into the ring!

DM: The Heirs of Wrestling thought Winters would miss that blind tag, but what good awareness from the man from the New School to see Brody coming.

DT: Winters now on the apron measuring Brody, who’s down on the floor…WAIT! DROPKICK FROM BEHIND BY GALLWAY SENDS WINTERS CRASHING INTO THE RAILING! Gallway being yelled at by Pat Jones cause he’s supposed to be out of the ring…Allowing Pierce to grab Winters behind the ref’s back and DRIVE him into the ring steps! 
MN: The Heirs of Wrestling will jump at any chance to do damage, they are completely without mercy. I love these guys!

DT: Brody now back to his feet and he throws Winters back into the ring Brody now hammering away on Winters…He picks up the EPW TV Champion and just SLAMS Winters hard into the mat. Brody with a quick Tag to Gallway…Brody locks in a Camel Clutch on Winters…Gallway of the ropes…DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF WINTERS!!!

DM: You can tell the Heirs of Wrestling have teamwork and coordination down pat. Moves like that show these men are always on the same page.

DT: Gallway elevates HIGH for a KNEEDROP and he covers Winters!

ONE!!!

TWO!!!

NO!!

DT: Winters fights out of the pin at two…Gallway drags him back to the Heirs corner and makes the tag to Brody. Both men stomping away on Winters before Gallway gets back on the apron. Brody now pulls Winters to his feet and gets an arm bar…YANKS WINTERS INTO A BRUTAL SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! Brody drops down for the cover!

ONE!!!

TWO!!!

NO!!

DT: Winters again kicks out. Brody now pulls Winters to his feet…He tags in Gallway…Brody off the ropes…A BIG FOREARM SMASH DROPS WINTERS! GALLWAY OFF THE TOP WITH A SPLASH!! THE COVER!!

ONE!!!

TWO!!!

NO!!!

DT: Winters still fighting! Gallway gets a headlock and now grinding down on Winters, trying to keep the Television Champion on the mat…Winters slowly rising to his feet Gallway inches him over to the Heirs corner and makes the tag…Brody in and hammering away on the mid-section of Winters. Brody now gets Winters up to his feet…BRUTAL BICYCLE KICK TO THE CHIN! Brody glaring at the crowd, he’s telling them that this match is finished…He grabs Winters…Setting him up for the Midas Touch Powerbomb…WINTERS OVER THE SHOULDER! NECKBREAKER ON BRODY!!! Both men down!

DM: Winters needs to make a tag in the worst way possible, he has taken a beating in there! 

DT: Both men crawling for the tag…Brody tags in Gallway…Winters reaching to Anarky…NO!! GALLWAY PULLS HIM BACK IN! Gallway drives a knee into his gut and another…Gallway backs Winters into the corner, he sends him to the other side…Winters reverses…Gallway hits the corner…Winters charges…Gallway moves…Winters hits the corner hard and stumbles back…ENZIGURI FLOORS WINTERS! Gallway now going to the outside…He’s up top…GATES OF EUROPA 450 SPLASH! NOBODY HOME!!

DM: That most likely would have finished off Winters but he got out of the way, and now Gallway looks like he needs to make a tag as bad as Winters does.

DT: Gallway crashed and burned…and Winters now almost to Anarky…MAKES THE TAG! Anarky in and he’s just BEATING THE HELL OUT OF GALLWAYAnarky now hammering Gallway with punches from the mount…Brody charges in…GETS BACKDROPPED OVER THE TOP ROPE! Anarky now grabs Gallway and whips him into the corner, Gallway staggers out and gets BLASTED with a clothesline! Brody charges back into the Anarky stops in his tracks with a kick to the gut and a HARD KNEE LIFT takes the big man down! 

DM: Anarky’s just going through the Heirs of Wrestling like a hot knife through butter here! 

MN: This guy is just scary once he gets rolling, and he might not stop till people are in the hospital, or the grave!

DT: Anarky pulls Gallway into HOPE’s corner and tags in Winters, the two of them beating down Gallway now…Brody over, and he tries his luck with Anarky…Brody and Anarky spill to the floor as Winters grabs Gallway…NEARLY BREAKS HIM IN HALF WITH A SPINEBUSTER….Winters now grabs Gallway, it’s time for Green River Justice! Winters gets him up…WAIT! ALEXANDRA MALONE IS IN THE RING! Winters drops Gallway and runs her out of the ring…OH LORD! PIERCE JUST HIT WINTERS WITH A CHAIR!! MALONE SUCKERED WINTERS INTO FOLLOWING HER! WINTERS STAGGERS INTO A ROLL UP BY GALLWAY…HE’S GOT THE TIGHTS!!

ONE!!!

TWO!!!

THREE!!!

[Bell rings. Crowd booing loud! MUSIC UP: “The Sh!t” by Danger Mouse and Jimini.]

TF: The winners of this contest…THE HEIRS! OF! WRESSSSSTLLLLLLINNNNGG!!! [More boos as Gallway runs from the ring as Anarky comes charging after him…Winters, clutching his head as he slowly tries to get to his feet as the Heirs of Wrestling back up down the rampway, arms raised in victory.]

DT: The Heirs of Wrestling outright STEAL a match from HOPE…

MN: Call it what you want, I say it was a successful debut for the new guys!

DT: Winters back to his feet…And he is SCREAMING MAD…Even Anarky looks a little taken aback by how upset Winters is…Winters now storming out off the ring, he’s got a chair…He’s giving chase to the Heirs, who’ve already made it back behind the curtain..

DM: Well they better find out what Winters is doing or else they might win the battle and lose the war here.

DT: What a debut for the Heirs of Wrestling, who’ve clearly made a name for themselves in the tag division here in EPW…And who knows what Layne Winters is going to do? 

MN: Whatever it is, it’ll be painful.

DT: We’ll be right back fans! 

[CUT TO: a commercial for Grace Community Church. A sad looking fellow sitting on empty bleachers, looking out onto an empty softball field sobbing gently.

“Cut from the team? Life lost it’s meaning? At Grace Community Church – no one is cut from the team. Find hope. Grace Community Church.”]


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