TONY FATORA: The following match up is a Tag Team Turmoil match. All the teams will be in the ring at the same time if one member is pinned the whole team is eliminated. Introducing first….

(CUEUP: “Headstrong” as Joey Melton and Cameron Cruise walk down the ramp. But before Fatora can finish the introduction two figures explode from the curtain and charge down the ramp…their names….Max and Jecht…Blitz.)

DT: And this match hasn’t even started! Jecht with a clothesline to the back of Joey Melton as Max hits a Bulldog on Cameron Cruise.

DM: Nice attack, solid and quick.

MN: Cheating…that’s what it is! Hey what’s that over their, coming out of the stands….wait a minute…IT’S PRIEST AND EISENKREUZ!

DT: Priest sliding in the ring and Eisenkreuz following

SFX: DING DING

DT: PRIEST WITH A FLYING PLANCHA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS ON CCP AND BLITZ!

DM: And here comes Sands and Troy down the ramp! Esienkreuz sliding out of the ring as he grabs Melton forcing him in the ring. Sands with a big boot to the face of Priest. Lindsay Troy leaping in the air….CROSSBODY TO CAMERON CRUISE!

MN: Esienkreuz picking Melton up, Melton with a shot to the gut, and another, Melton breaking free…SPINNING WHEEL KICK TO ESIENKREUZ!

DM: Sands grabbing Priest…..Irish Whip….AND PRIST GOES HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING POST Sands sending him in the ring.

DT: Troy and Cruise exchanging punches…..Cameron with a low kick…..VERTICAL SUPLEX AS HE HOLDS LINDSAY IN THE AIR…..Cruise aligning himself with those ring steps…VERTICAL SUPLEX TO LINDSAY TROY ONTO THE STEEL RINGSTEPS!

DM: And Cruise putting Lindsay in the ring as he slides in as well.

DT: And out tag team champions are in the ring with 3 other tag teams.

MN: This is going to be quite interesting.

DM: No this is going to be utter havoc!

DT: And Christian Sands is going to start things off as he shoves PRIEST, PRIEST shoving back.

MN: Cameron Cruise with a clothesline to the back of Jecht, as this has just turned into a tag team brawl!

DT: Lindsay Troy getting involved as she low kicks PRIEST, Christian Sands picking him up.

DM: Cameron Cruise Irish whipping Jecht, as Joey Melton has Max forced into a corner.

MN: Sands is going to body press PRIEST!

DT: NO! Cruise Irish whip Jecht into Sands, Sands falls over, and PRIEST lands on top of him.

MN: 1… 2… KICKOUT!

DM: Joey Melton with shoulder thrusts to Max. HERE COMES LINDSAY TROY! NO! A SHARP CLOTHESLINE FROM CAMERON CRUSIE.

DT: AND PRIEST LAYS A DROP KICK TO THE FACE OF CAMERON CRUISE!!

MN: Is it me or is everyone in that corner??

DM: Everyone's at the corner.

MN: Not surprised especially with Lindsay there

DT: Sands is to his feet, here comes Eisenkreuz bouncing off the ropes and charging at Sands¦.. SANDS CATCHES HIM IN A BELLY TO BELLY OVER HEAD SUPLEX! And Eisenkreuz lands on that crowd by the turnbuckle!

DM: LINDSAY HIT HER HEAD WITH PRIEST'S!

DT: I think they are both out of it. Look at that lump on Priest's head, it looks like an egg.

MN: Cameron Cruise to his feet as he looks at a knocked out Priest cover… 1… 2... faint kick out.

DM: Christian Sands grabbing Cruise. .SANDS GOING TO FOR A VERTICAL SUPLEX AS HE HOLDS CAMERON IN THE AIR.. HERE COMES JOEY MELTON TO THE RESQUE!!

DT: Joey kicks Sands in the stomach, SMALL PAGE FROM CAMERON CRUISE. 12. JOEY PULLING ON THE TIGHTS OF CHRISTIAN SANDS!!!!!

MN: THREE!! They cheated Christian Sands! I can't believe it!

DM: CHRISTIAN SANDS AND LIDSAY TROY ARE ELIMANTED!!!

MN: Lindsay looking at Sands in disgust as she slides out the ring with Sands.

DT: And Max tying up with Cruise, Jecht with Joey. PRIEST and Eisenkreuz look at the brawl Cameron pushing Max away as they both look at PRIEST..DOUBLE TEAM SUPLEX TO PRIEST FROM CAMERON CRUISE AND MAX! AND A DOULBE TEAM CLOTHES LINE FROM JOEY AND JECHT TO EISENKREUZ!!!

MN: WOW! I would have never expected that!

DM: Cruise forcing Jecht over the top rope! PRIEST LOW BLOWS JOEY MELTON!! AND HERE COMES MAX OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A TORNADO DDT!!!

MN: Cameron Cruise turning around and PRIEST's giving him the finger!

DT: Toe kick from PRIEST...SWINING NECKBREAKER! Here's the cover..1..2.and Joey Melton breaking up the count.

DM: And Jecht sliding in the ring as he rushes at Melton...Melton Turning around...SPINEBUSTER FROM JECHT!

MN: Jecht grabbing Eisenkreuz and forcing him on his shoulders…Max is on the top rope…MAX JUMPING OFF AS HE HITS A SIDE EFFECT!!!! COVER 1..2.

DM: PRIEST IS GOING TO SAVE THE COUNT! NO JECHT PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE MAKING HIM FALL BACK ONTO MAX!!!!

DT: THREE!!!!!!!! The extra weight pinned Eisenkreuz down! And it comes down to Blitz and The Cameron Cruise Project.

DM: Joey Melton exchanging punches with Max, and Cameron Cruise is tying up with Jecht. Cameron with the duck under, and Joey gaining control. Cameron going for a German Suplex.

MN: He can't lift him up!

DT: Max forced into the corner again as Joey mounts the turnbuckle and punches the head.

DM: Jecht with the elbow to Cameron's face, Joey dismounting Max…AND MAX EYE RAKING JOEY MELTON.

MN: Nice move, very nice.

DT: Jecht grabbing Cameron by the neck and is choking him in the air. AND JECHT SLAMS CAMERON CRUISE TO THE RING.

DM: That had to hurt his back. Max Irish whipping Joey Melton, he's heading towards Jecht..

MN: Head over shoulder toss by Jecht as Joey is sent into the air. Jecht is setting up for a camel clutch on Joey Melton. And he's locked it!

DT: Max bouncing off the turnbuckles and is rushing at Joey. MAX WITH THE DROPKICK..

DM: NO!!!! JOEY MOVES AS MAX JUST NAILED A MISSLE DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF HIS OWN PARTNER!

MN: And Cameron Cruise with a German Suplex to Max! He rolls to his feet, and another German Suplex! ROLLING AGAIN! THREE PERFECT GERMAN SUPLEXS FROM CAMERON CRUISE TO MAX!

DT: Jecht getting to his feet, rollup by Joey Melton.1..2..3

MN: CAMERON CRUISE AND JOEY MELTON HAVE DONE IT!

DM: NO! The referee saying that Jecht had his foot on the rope. Melton is in shock, Cruise Mud-Hole stomping Max. Joey pulling Jecht to his feet. Jecht with a punch to Melton, and another, and Jecht has Melton doubled over.

DT: POWER BOMB FROM JECHT!!! 12..and Cameron Cruise breaks up the count! Cruise punching Jecht, Irish whip, Jecht running at Max, Max halts Jecht. As Max runs at Cruise, CAMERON WITH A TRIP AS MAX HITS THE SECOND ROPE!

MN: OH NO! Jecht is rushing at Cameron Cruise! That's like a freight train coming at a buggy!

DM: AND CAMERON TRIPS HIM AS WELL MAKING HIM LAND ON MAX!

DT: Cruise and Melton grabbing Jecht. REVERSED SUPLEX FROM THE CAMERON CRUISE PROJECT. Cover by Joey Melton

MN: 1..2..Kick out. Max recovering as he punches Cameron Cruise. Joey forcing Jecht to his feet, Jecht Irish whipping Melton. Cameron Cruise with a low kick to Max. CAMERON CRUISE GOING FOR A SHARP CLOTHESLINE..

DT: NOOOOO!!! MAX DUCKS AS CAMERON CRUISE CLOTHESLINES THE HELL OUT OF JOEY MELTON!!!!!

MN: He practically did a backflip!

DM: Cruise is in shock, Max punches Cruise in the face, Cameron backing up Jecht is behind him as he puts him on his shoulders, Cruise is struggling. Max on the top rope.

DT: FLIPPING NECKBREAKER FROM MAX!!! BLITZ HAS JUST DELIVERED THE BLITZKRIEG TO CAMERON CRUISE!!!!!

MN: YES!!!!

DM: Cover from Max! 1.2.Joey Melton comong the the rescue. NO JECHT THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

DT: THREE!!!!!!

SFX: Ding Ding!

TONY FATORA: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.....BLLLLLIITTTTTTTZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!

(CUT TO: The ring. Max and Jecht are winded, hurt and getting up as the fans start to give them a rousing mixed reaction.)

DT: What a show by Blitz. You’ve gotta think this was a bit of an upset for these two to take the titles from Sands and Troy.

DM: I think so, also. They have a high-risk style that's going to be hard for ANYTEAM to beat!

(Then there's a murmur in the crowd as someone runs through it. The kid hops the railing --)

DT: And we have a problem in the crowd! Someone just hopped the rail—

DM: I recognize him! That's August De La Rossi!

DT: He's not on our roster!

MN: But, man, do I wish he was! He's here to tell you ignorant people how to live your lives!

(August, wearing a HALIBURTON SUCKS T-Shirt with Multi-colored dreads, grabs the microphone and stands in the ring. Blitz stand across from him, titles in hand, in disbelief.)

AUGUST: (To Blitz) I'll deal with YOU two in a minute. But first, let me introduce myself to this great Empire Pro crowd in Texas! I'm August De La Rossi, and I'm this sport's hottest young superstar! You see, I was HANDPICKED to fight in this sport by its greatest superstar... TROY WINDHAM. (Crowd pop at that.) Now, don't get your hopes up, Troy can't make it tonight, as he thought it was more important to go to a Real World/Road Rules Challenge after party than to step foot in this promotion... But I am a member of his ENTOURAGE. And Troy is from Texas. Just like OUR PRESIDENT is... A man I hold personally responsible for making AmeriKKKa the LAUGHING STOCK of this planet. Thus, I hold EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IDIOTS responsible for electing a man who propagates the bourgeois myth that oppresses us all!

DT: Oh great, just what we need, a wrestler to lecture us about politics!

MN: Shhh! I'm trying to learn! This guy's more educated than you!

AUGUST: You see, I'M SMARTER THAN YOU. (Points around the arena and ends up pointing at Blitz who are just smirking.) And I have an appreciation for the FINER things in life. You see, I am an artiste! Which is why I am here. TO EDUCATE YOU. You see, NONE of you appreciates the genius of real artists. None of you know the words of Morrissey... the lyrics of Pavement... the brilliance of The Pixies... or, most importantly... OF ME! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!

DT: Oooh! He's angst-ridden!

AUGUST: But YOU WILL appreciate my genius as I ascend to the tops of this sport with the guiding hand of Troy Windham, its greatest star! Because I... August De La Rossi... (August stares at Max and Jecht, who are just waiting for the right moment...) am the REALLLL BLITZ! It sure isn't you two KNUCKLE DRAGGING TROGLADYTES! YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN OWN A STEREOLAB ALBUM!

DT: The duo who just fought, they were just waiting for the right time, and that was it. They're now trash talking with this punk August and I hope they give him something good!

(Blitz approach August menacingly. Max grabs him by his long dreadlocks as Jecht cockily talks trash in August's face.)

AUGUST: WAIT! WAIT! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I'M SORRY!

(The crowd murmurs as someone rushes from behind and grabs Jecht from behind and closelines him, making him do a 360 backwards.)

MN: THAT'S THE MYSTERIOUS ZOLTAN! I RECOGNIZE HIM ALSO! MATTHEWS: That guy is ENORMOUS!

(Zoltan -- bald, with Z's shaved in his head, lets out a loud, primal scream. Max turns to him and hits him in the stomach with a haymaker but De La Rossi hits Max from behind with a Spin Kick.)

DT: This Zoltan guy has Max... AND now has Max and Jecht BOTH in a bear hug at the same time, squeezing them... OH MY GOD! HE JUST TOSSED BOTH OF THEM OVER HIS HEAD AT THE SAME TIME IN A BELLY-TO-BELLY!

DM: That's just pure, animalistic strength! This guy's a beast!

MN: Look at him, flexing his chest muscles upside down!

DT: Now Zoltan grabs Max and slams him... and now Jecht... and De La Rossi is on the top rope. What's this? OH MY LORD! DE LA ROSSI IS STANDING ON THE BIG MAN'S SHOULDERS!

DM: That's impeccable balance!

DT: OOOHHHH MYYY-- (The crowd erupts in a HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! chant.) HE JUST DID A SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THAT MAN'S SHOULDERS!

MN: HA! I knew I'd love these guys!

DM: That's insane... I can't believe what moves wrestlers continuously come up with!

DT: August De La Rossi... and Zoltan... The Entourage... have made their mark already here in EPW! Dodd faces Jonathan Marx for the Intercontinental Title....RIGHT AFTER THIS!!!