Foxx was ever so slightly perturbed at the absence of questions from her latest opponent, Kenshiro Inogami. Fine, he didn't want answers? He wouldn't get any.

She lightly fluffed her face with makeup for the cameras, glancing disdainfully at the mirror as she sat at the tiny makeup stand before her. She really disliked makeup and hated applying it even more, but she wasn't about to have someone else do it for her. She'd do it herself and that was that.

As she was finishing up there was a knock on the door. Pushing the choking powder in it's case back to it's original position on the stand she called out.

“Come in.”

Standing in the doorway, the reigning Empire Pro Wrestling Intercontinental Champion looked at the woman who, a few short years earlier, he’d taken to a training school. Now, here she was, at another Pay Per View event, on the same card as him. He felt a strange form of pride in himself for his friend, who, despite all expectations, had done things that many felt were impossible. She’d beaten opponents far more experienced. She’d beaten opponents who were far stronger than she was. And tonight, she was wrestling in a submissions only match.

“Hm... I hardly expected visitors, much less a visit from you. What's up?"

“I just wanted to stop by and see if you were ready for tonight’s match. It’s not your average run-of-the-mill match, you can’t count on getting the pinfall tonight.”

She smiled happily. At least he showed some semblance of caring if she won or lost.

"I didn't study as many forms of wrestling as possible for nothin ya know. I can fly with the best of 'em, but I practiced almost as much into submissions. It's all about the will to win. I have it; he doesn't."

"It's not just the will to win," he said, stepping into the room and leaning against the wall. "There's a lot of luck involved - if you make the slightest mistake out there, you've got to hope he doesn't seize it." I should know, he thought to himself. It had been some bad 'luck' that had kept him from winning a World Title to this point. In fact, it had been bad 'luck' that had done a lot of things to him in his career.

He glanced around the room, trying his best to appear non-chalant. "Would you like some help out there?"

"Help?..." Foxx's smile transformed to a mischievous grin as she stood from the bench to face him. "Last I knew that was frowned upon in a singles match... Unless I'm not thinking of the same type of 'help'."

Her eyes narrowed slightly. "Besides, why would you be offering to help me?" An offer to randomly help with no reason from Karl was hardly a normal occurence, especially after so much time.

"I just want to make sure you don't get in over your head. You've seen how tough this business is now, and you never know what might happen out there. A little back-up might be useful," he smiled. "Unless you're particularly looking for something else?" He laughed. If she wanted to play games with him like that, he wasn't about to let her off lightly.

"Ha! Don't you wish. Anyways, I came in expecting it to be tough so I'm hardly in over my head. I just need to work harder and push myself farther... and a lil luck I guess. It's never a bad thing to have someone watching your back though so you're perfectly welcome."

She walked past him out the door. Her match would be starting soon.

"So you comin or not?"

Brown smiled….and followed her out the door.


[The scene suddenly shifts to backstage, where we find Dan Ryan dressed in street clothes, huddled with two other production assistants. They seem to be going over last minute changes to the ongoing live-events' format when a well-dressed business man appears in the shot. With a perfectly coifed head of blond hair and a 'strictly-business' air about him, he waited patiently for Ryan to acknowledge him.]

DR: I don't care HOW you do it, just DO it. Now is not the time to debate the--

[Ryan's eyes caught the man, squinted, then returned to his employees.]

DR: Just make it happen.

[The PA's glanced at eachother, then turned and power-walked down the hall. Ryan turned to the man, who cleared his throat on cue.]

CS: Mr.Ryan, I apologize for the interruption. My name is Cassidy Stewart. I'm a Talent Representa--

DR: You're an agent. I know the name.

CS: ...er, yes. I know you've got a lot going on tonight, but I--

[Ryan stopped him again, this time with fading tolerance.]

DR: I certainly do, Mr.Stewart. So you're going to have to make whatever it is you're about to say VERY brief ... and VERY important.

[Stewart bristled slightly, then took a deep breathe.]

CS: Mr. Ryan, I represent a gentleman who, I feel, could add an electrifying element to your promotion. He's got speed. He's got power, charisma, and a legit HUNGER to win, EVERY time out, no matter what. He's controversial. He's got THE look. And he desperately wants to compete in this organization and make an IMMEDIATE impact in the top tier of the roster. Today.

[Cassidy showed Ryan a folder held in his hand, gesturing to it.]

CS: I think you'll recognize him.

[Taking the folder with some skepticism, Dan opened it and his eyes instantly went wide, a smile creeping across his face.]

DR: He wants to come HERE?

[Stewart nodded.]

CS: He's ALREADY here, in Los Angeles, tonight ... waiting on a phone call from me telling him he's got a job with Empire Pro Wrestling.

[Ryan chuckled, thumbing through the documents inside.]

DR: You're serious? Heh, what's your offer, Mr.Stewart?

CS: Limited contract. Running 'til the Russian Roulette 2007 event. And... a spot in the KING of the CAGE Tournament. After that? You have the option to pick him back up for an extended deal -- which I've no doubt you WILL -- or let him walk.

[This time the EPW owner laughed out loud.]

DR: And your asking price?

CS: Last page of that folder, bottom line.

[Dan found it, then shrugged, mulling the idea over.]

DR: For a gem like THIS? This is a bargain. Heh.

[Stewart nodded, putting out his hand.]

CS: So we have a deal, then?

[Ryan smiled, closing the folder and eyeing Stewart appraisingly.]

DR: Get on the phone and let your boy know he's got a contract.

[Cassidy smiled as they shook hands -- then went white as Ryan clenched Cassidy's hand and pulled him towards him.]

DR: You ALSO let him know that his six-month stint in GXW a few years back -- while maybe a much-needed shot in the arm for the company -- did very little to inspire my confidence in his in-ring work. Tell him he has a lot to prove if this is where he's looking to build his legacy. That, while it may be a 'limited contract' ... it won't be easy.

[Cassidy tried, in vain, to meet Ryan's stone gaze. His voice cracked when he spoke.]

CS: I'll pass that along.

[Ryan smiled, released his grip, then turned; headed towards the lockerrooms, folder in hand. Stewart finally took another breath, then fumbled in his pocket for his cell phone. Dialing, he smiled. Done deal.]

CS: Hey, it's Cass. Listen. You're in! You need to get down here -- right now! You're the newest member of the EPW roster and tonight ... you've GOT to make an IMPACT!


[Darkness. Slow, slightly ominous piano music plays in the background, the notes shimmering softly in the gloom. Slowly a small point of light begins to form on screen, then another, then another. A resonant voice, deep but calm, speaks, the source unseen and unknown.]

"The universe, they say, is ever-changing. It began long ago as nothingness, then suddenly began to expand..."

[As the voice speaks, more and more of those pinpricks of light begin to glow on screen, the piano music quickening, joined by a violin.]

"It has continued like this ever since."

[The music keeps heightening, the screen growing very bright with stars.]

"Tonight, the phenomenon that started in Washington DC, then moved on to Denver and beyond grows bigger than ever. Tonight, Los Angeles plays host to a big bang."

[With a sudden blinding flare, the rest of the darkness fills up with stars, leaving the screen a pure, glowing white.]

"Tonight... the wrestling universe changes forever."

[Cue up: "New Beginning" - Trapt. Cut to a montage of scenes highlighting recent EPW action, a mingling of in-ring combat and out-of-ring activity, many scenes features with stars blurring in the background.

Cut to Frankie Scott delivering a front flipping neckbreaker on The Sergeant.

Cut to Shawn Hart in the ring with a microphone.

Cut to Lindsay Troy slapping Troy Windham across the face.

Cut to Karl Brown drilling Kin Hiroshi with the Dragon's Bite.

Cut to Mike Evers sitting on a bench, taping his wrists.

Cut to Adam Benjamin clotheslining Steven Shane.

Cut to Irishred in the shadows, wearing an MBE cap and smiling.

Cut to Troy Douglas laying into a punching bag.

Cut to The Highland Park Social Club, Slambo on his knees in front and Chip Friendly smirking, standing with Richard Farnswirth looking down his nose at the camera, the World Tag Team Titles around their waists.

Cut to a rapid montage, culminating in a deep-space panorama that ends with a single image...]

[Cut to the rather spectacular set. Pyro begins to pour from above the massive arch over the entryway, dripping down like liquid fire, columns of gold and silver sparks ascending from the ramp. To either side, bomblike explosions begin to go off one by one. After several explosions, four huge ones ring out as the pyro display ends. The camera zooms in on the screen, which flicks to roving shots of the crowd, who are cheering and screaming their hearts out. A few signs can be spotted among the fans: "WE'RE ALL HERE TO SEE LINDSAY!", "He's So Hot, He's Melton!", "I Saw Cameron Cruise In A Porno", "WE ARE JA-AHOLICS", "ADAM BENJAMIN IS THE BEST WRESTLER EVER", "HPSC = Ratings", "BLITZ ARE THE ****Z", "I Sold My Brother For These Tickets!", and finally, "DAN RYAN WILL EAT YOUR BABIES".]

[The camera pans across the four sexy Empire Girls, all wearing black and white, before cutting to the broadcast booth. Dave Thomas has exchanged his golf shirt for a crisp tuxedo, and Dean Matthews has left his hat at home; Mike Neely is dressed in a cheesy lime green tuxedo.]

DT: Welcome one and all to to Los Angeles Sports Arena and Wrestleverse II!! I’m Dave Thomas and as always with me are Dean Matthews and Mike Neely and dear GOD in heaven what is that thing you’re wearing tonight, Neely??

MN: Please. You wish you had this much style.

DM: I think Liberace wishes he had that much style.

MN: Shut up.

DT: With no time to waste, let’s go up to the ring to Joey Fatora and get this thing underway!!!


Damian Stone vs. Priest


TF: The following contest is for one fall! Introducing first, already in the ring from St. Louis, Missouri, standing 7 feet tall and weighing in tonight at 345 pounds … “Dangerous” Damian Stoooooooonnnnneee!!!!

His opponent…

[CUE UP: “I Am the Bullgod” Kid Rock]

TF: Accompanied to the ring tonight by Eisenkreuz, he hails from Detroit, Michigan. Weighing in at 248 pounds…PRIEEEEEEEESSST!

[Priest slides into the ring, counsels with Eisenkreuz in his corner before doing some elaborate shadowboxing in his corner, then pointing towards Stone a la Apollo Creed.]

DT: Priest gives up a full foot and almost one hundred pounds to Damian Stone, how does he deal with that disadvantage?

MN: I’m thinking the big hulking German dude in the corner’ll help with that one, Burgerman.

DT: Point well taken.

[SFX: Bell rings]

DT: And we’re underway with this one-on-one contest! Priest circles around the 7 footer Damian Stone, now comes in to lock up…and ducks away! Priest keeps circling, now here we go…not this time either! Priest is just baiting Damian Stone right now.

DM: Anything to get the big man off his game.

DT: Stone calls from Priest to stop with the games, goes in to lock up…Priest ducks away one more time!

DM: I think that was one too many. Making the really big guy angry, bad idea in my book.

DT: Damian Stone isn’t taking Priest’s joking lightly. He charges straight at the preening Priest…who just slips underneath the clothesline attempt!

MN: OLE!!!!

DT: Stone charges again…another miss!

MN: OLE!!!!

DT: One more time…whiff! And a dropkick straight to the face from Priest as he turns around.

[The impact of the kick sends Stone tumbling outside as Priest mocks him in the ring, fanning himself in “exhaustion”.]

MN: OLE!!!!

DT: Next year, I’m not getting you another “World’s Greatest Bullfights” DVD for Christmas.

DM: You get what you pay for, Thomas.

DT: Damn Secret Santa. Not like you got me anything better, Deano.

DM: What? You didn’t like the travel toothpaste, soap, shampoo, conditioner and hand towels?

DT: They were from your hotel room! They were HALF EMPTY!!!

DM: I knew I should’ve given you the clock radio and the ice bucket.

MN: HAHAHAHA!!!! Dean’s cheap!

DM: Quiet, matador boy.

DT: Guys, match going on?

DM: Oh…

MN: …yeah.

DT: Back to the action, Stone has broken the count and is back inside. Priest goes straight back to work, and he fires his right elbow down into the small of Damian Stone’s back! Up comes Stone…axehandle from Priest, followed by a quick elbow drop. He rolls over for a quick pin…but Stone easily kicks out!

DM: D’you think big Damian looks maybe a little…sluggish?

MN: Just a tad, really. No more than an ounce. Very, very little. Really, not at—oh who the hell am I kidding? He’s asleep out there Matthews! He’s counting sheep, for chrissakes!

DM: Ooooookaaaaaay.

DT: Priest has Stone up, backs him into the corner, and he is unleashing some vicious forearms straight to the sternum of Damian Stone! Stone stumbles out of the corner…straight into a diving clothesline from Priest! He’s got it all in his control right now.

MN: Jeez. If this guy was moving any less, I’d make funeral arrangements.

DT: Priest is slapping the mat, waiting for Stone to turn around. Damian’s up…three-point stance from Priest…charges in for the spear…and misses! Priest smashes straight into the turnbuckles!

DM: I think Damian woke up, Neelster.

DT: Priest staggers out of the corner…big right hand from Damian Stone rocks him! Irish whip…and a SPINEBUSTER!!! He smashed the air straight out of Damian Stone’s lungs with that one!

MN: No, he didn’t.

DT: What?

MN: He didn’t. That’s physically impossible. You see, if…

DT: Thanks for the update, Dr. Neely.

MN: Sure. Take two of these and call my receptionist in the morning.

DT: Two of what? You have a receptionist?

MN: Yeah, Deano here. Right buddy?

DM: Screw yourself, Doc.

DT: Damian Stone is fired up now, finally back in this match! Off the ropes he comes…big kick straight to the jaw of Priest! Man, did Priest’s head snap back violently when that kick connected, and the smaller competitor in this match is down! Stone sizes him up…and drops a knee straight onto Priest’s kidneys! Oh, lord, he came crashing down with all of his nearly 350 pounds!

MN: I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. That’s a big ouchie.

DM: I’ve said this before, too. Moron.

MN: I know you are, but what am I?

DM: Oh, for chrissakes.

DT: Just don’t get into, Dean. You’ll never get out.

DM: I know, but he’s such a little—

DT: —We know, Dean. We all know. Priest keeps working over Damian Stone here, the big man showing off some of his mat-based arsenal here, he’s locked in a surfboard and is keeping the pressure on Priest’s lower back!

DM: This is not something Priest is going to want to stay in for long.

DT: Priest trying to get to the ropes…and Eisenkreuz pulls him closer! Referee Andrew Gardell doesn’t like that, but Priest grabs the ropes and Stone has to break the hold. And Damian Stone doesn’t like it one bit, either! He’s going after Eisenkruez!

MN: Hallelujah! Large men hitting each other!

DT: Stone goes after the big German…who drops off the apron! Stone is calling for him to fight…and Priest rolls Stone up! Gardell counts…

ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!! Priest almost stole one right there! What highway robbery that would’ve been.

DM: It ain’t fair, Thomas, but Stone’s gotta be smart enough not to fall for the old angry 325 pound German trick. Oldest trick in the book.

MN: That’s the oldest trick in the book? Really.

DM: Yep.

MN: The things you can learn during an EPW broadcast.

DT: Stone’s up, and these two are exchanging blows once again, and the big man Damian Stone is using that one foot height difference to his advantage. He’s got Priest on the ropes, irish whip…countered!!! Flows it straight into a DDT! And he’s heading up top.

MN: Another guy wanting to make a big show of it on the PPV.

DT: Priest is up top…he soars…FROGGYSTYLE…NOBODY HOME!!!! Stone rolled out of the way and all Priest hit with his version of the frog splash was the canvas of our EPW ring. Now, can Damian Stone press the advantage once again.

MN: Maybe, maybe not.

DM: Just brilliant, brilliant analysis there, Mikey. You’re almost as smart as Michael Irvin.

MN: Thanks, Dean. That means a lot, coming from you.

DT: Stone works over Priest with a couple boots to the midsection…then lifts him up and sends him crashing to the mat with a big old vertical suplex! Pulls him up…whips him off the ropes…BIG BOOT!!!! Right into Priest’s face with that one!

MN: That was awesome! I think I saw a tooth fly out!

DM: I think it landed in your Coke.

MN: What? Get it out, get it out, get it…HEY! There’s no tooth in my soda. You lied to me! That’s just not nice!

DM: Funny though.

MN: I hate you. I don’t want to play with you any more.

DT: Stone’s got Priest up in a standing headscissors. He pulls him up for his Southern Cross powerbomb…but Priest slips free! He shoves Stone off the ropes…on the rebound…STUN GUN!!! He dropped Stone’s neck straight across the top rope! Stone wobbles backwards…GERMAN SUPLEX!!! He suplexed a 345 pound man over his head! The pin…

ONE…

TWO…

THRNOOO!!! Damian Stone has a little bit left in him here tonight!

DM: But did that suplex take everything out of Priest?

MN: Doesn’t matter.

DT: Why not?

MN: If he’s tired, he can tag the muscled-up German dude?

DM: It’s not a handicap match.

MN: It is in my world.

DM: Everything in your world is handicapped, Mikey.

DT: Priest with a couple forearms to the back of Damian Stone. Stone is up…fires back with a left, then a right, and another right to put Priest in the corner! Irish whip sends Priest hurtling into the far turnbuckle! He wobbles out…Stone looking for the Gore…NO WAY!!! Priest rolled past it and Stone had to hit the breaks. He turns around…straight into a jawbreaker from Priest! Priest pops up…and DOWN THE PISSER GOES DAMIAN STONE!!! He nailed him with that devastating slam he calls Down the Pisser. He hooks the leg…

ONE…

TWO…

THREEEE!!!! And Priest is a winner here at Wrestleverse!

MN: You don’t see that everyday.

DM: Priest is a well known mat technician, Neely.

MN: He is? I thought he was the guy who set up the sandwich table backstage!

DM: Gimme a break…

DT: Cool it, fellas. Well, that’s one down and many more to go! We’ll be right back!


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