TF: Ladies and gentlemen this matchup is a tag team three way dance where the first pinfall wins the match…..Introducing first….

[“Detroit Rock City” starts up as Max Mayhem and Ripper Robertson emerge from the curtain to a good sized pop from the crowd.]

TF: …From the Motor City, weighing in at a combined five hundred fifty five pounds….Ripper Robertson!!! Max Mayhem!!! THE MOOOOTTTTOOORRR CITTTYY MAAAANIACCCS!!!!

[The two continue onto the ring where they slide in and each climb a turnbuckle, arms raised.]

DT: The Motor City Maniacs!! These guys are well known throughout the business as two guys who have fought and beat some of the best tag teams in the history of the sport! Former GXW, NthWA and EWI World Tag Team Champions and they’re making their first mark on Empire Pro on a stage this large!

DM: I’m a big fan of these guys from way way back and no one would be more happy than me to see them returning to form here in EPW.

[“Break The Silence” by Killswitch Engage comes out over the speaker.]

TF: Their opponents…hailing from Los Angeles, California and Dallas, Texas respectively…at a combined weight of five hundred fifty four pounds….here are C.P. Nero and C.E. Augustus…..THHHEEE PROOOOLEEETARIAAAATTTT!!!!!

[Nero and Augustus make their way to the ring, eyes fixed on The Motor City Maniacs, who give no ground as the two enter the ring and stand side by side staring the Maniacs down.]

DT: C.P. Nero and C.E. Augustus getting right in the face of the Maniacs and I’m really liking the possibilities in this match, a little old guard versus the new guard so to speak!

[As the first two teams have their staredown in the ring, “Yours Truly” Adam Benjamin and “First Class” Chandler Maxwell rush down the ramp and into the ring. Immediately, Maxwell takes on Max Mayhem and C.P. Nero gets jumped by Adam Benjamin. Left out of the attack, Ripper Robertson then starts wailing away on C.E. Augustus who returns his lefts and rights with some of his own.]

DT: It’s underway!! Everyone’s going to town on….well, everyone else! Benjamin taking shots at Nero! Whips him into the turnbuckle and clotheslines him back into the corner!! Nero staggering out and a bulldog from Adam Benjamin!! Quick cover but Augustus breaks it up even before a one count!

DM: Well that was way too early.

DT: Chandler Maxwell with Max Mayhem against the ropes! He whips Max across the ring and charges! Lou Thesz Press!! NO!! Max uses the momentum to carry him over and drop him on the top rope with a stun gun!! Adam Benjamin sees it and comes over with a clubbing right hand to the back of Max Mayhem!

DM: And the ref is doing absolutely everything he can to get this thing under control! He’s got six men who are double his weight that he’s trying to calm down and get to their corners!

DT: And it doesn’t look like it’s going to work as Robertson has picked up Nero here and is whipping him across the ring…

DM: Oh my gosh! Robertson just whipped Nero with so much force that he sent him toppling over the top rope and to the floor!

DT: And Augusts isn’t taking too kindly to that as he now marches over to Robertson. The two exchange right hands…

DM: And now Max Mayhem takes the spill to the outside as the Saviors of Wrestling just dumped him up and over!

DT: These men are taking no prisoners here as we are getting this match underway! Benjamin and Maxwell make their way over to Augustus, who has managed to gain the upperhand on Robertson.

DM: But now the Saviors of Wrestling attack Augustus! And now they branch off. Benjamin takes Robertson and Maxwell has Augustus!

DT: These two think they’re going to run the whole match!

DM: And it looks like they might!

DT: Big right hands from both men as they try to weaken up their opponents. There’s an Irish whip…

DM: But Robertson and Augustus reverse it! The Saviors of Wrestling hit the ropes…

DT: Back body drop by both Augustus and Robertson as Adam Benjamin and Chandler Maxwell go sailing over the top rope and to the floor!

MN: Okay, I’m back. Did they start the match without me?

DT: Believe it or not, Empire Pro doesn’t revolve around you, Neels.

MN: Well, I must have missed the memo on that one…

DT: Where were you anyway?

MN: There was a hot dog sale at the concession stand.

DM: Oh God.

DT: Are you serious?

MN: Yeah, but it didn’t last for long. I got in about four. Man, you should’ve seen the lines.

DT: So, you left your job for hot dogs?

MN: THEY WERE ON SALE!

DT: I don’t know if I’ll ever quite get you, Neels.

DM: Guys, back to the action…

DT: Well, it looks like thanks to Ripper Robertson and C.E. Augustus, the referee has finally gotten this match under control. The two of them are in the middle of the ring, exchanging right hands. And now it looks like Robertson is going to get the advantage here. He pushes Augustus back into the ropes. And now there’s an Irish whip…

DM: Oh my! What a clothesline by Robertson as he takes Augustus to the mat!

MN: I did that to some fan in line for the hot dogs.

DT: I have no doubts. Robertson is staying on Augustus here as he lays several hard boots into him. Robertson now reaches out. And there’s a tag to Max Mayhem. Mayhem enters the ring and hits a few boots of his own before quickly scaling to the second rope.

DM: What’s he going to up there?

DT: I’m not sure, but he’s sizing up Augustus…

DM: Guillotine leg drop-NO! Augustus managed to roll out of the way!

DT: Augustus shakes the cobwebs loose as he tries to pull himself back up here. Mayhem is slow to get back to the attack here as he continues to hold his bottom, but nonetheless, he progresses towards Augustus.

DM: Dear God! Augustus damn near took Mayhem’s face off with that big boot right there! He came out of nowhere with that one and now Mayhem is feeling it!

DT: Augustus now reaches down and pulls Mayhem up to his feet. Augustus leans down and now pulls Mayhem into a gutwrench…

DM: Big side slam there by Augustus! He leans over for a pin…

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DT: But Adam Benjamin gets in there to break it up!

DM: The Saviors of Wrestling almost lost this match before they were evening legally in the match!

DT: Absolutely right, but Adam Benjamin managed to sneak in there and save the match for both the Saviors of Wrestling and the Motor City Maniacs!

DM: But it doesn’t appear as though Augustus is too happy about it! He’s up to his feet and now has his hands wrapped around Benjamin’s throat!

DT: But here comes Maxwell for the save! NO! Augustus managed to turn around at just the right time and caught Maxwell with a right hand! Benjamin tries to sneak up behind him, but Augustus ducks the blow…

DM: Full nelson slam! Benjamin just folded like an accordion on the mat!

DT: Augustus turns to make the tag to Nero…

DM: But Maxwell comes out of nowhere and throws a chop block into the back of Augustus’s knee!

DT: Oh! And NOW the ref tries to get Maxwell out of the ring.

MN: He just now was able to attain order, Thomas.

DT: Well, he sure as hell wasn’t trying too hard before.

MN: I beg to differ.

DT: Well, Max Mayhem is back up here and he’s pulling Augustus up to his feet. There’s an Irish whip across the ring…

DM: Wow! What a spear by Mayhem there! He reaches out and tags in Ripper Robertson.

DT: Robertson enters and pulls Augustus back up again here. He pulls him into a standing headscissors…

DM: HUGE piledriver there by Robertson! There’s a pin…

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And Benjamin gets in there to break it up again!

DT: Look out! Here comes Nero into the match! He just completely obliterated Benjamin with a clothesline there!

DM: And now Chandler Maxwell is trying to come in for the save, but Max Mayhem just leaped off the top rope and nailed him with that modified suicide plancha!

DT: All hell has broken loose here! The referee can’t get these guys under control! Fists are flying and arms are flailing!

DM: Adam Benjamin just nailed Nero there! He sets him up…

DT: Shining Wizard! Nero just got nailed and now rolls to the outside of the ring. Benjamin turns around, but right into a right hand from Ripper Robertson! Benjamin goes sailing over the top rope!

DM: These guys are flying all over the place! This match is out of control

DT: Augustus, Maxwell, Mayhem, and Robertson are all going crazy here! Augustus has Mayhem pinned and nailing him with right hands. Robertson has Maxwell in the corner and now whips him across the ring…

DM: HUGE clothesline in the corner there by Robertson!

DT: Look out! Max Mayhem just caught Augustus with a low blow that the ref obviously didn’t see because there’s too much going on in there!

DM: Augustus is in a bad way here.

DT: Wait a second! Nero just slid in a pair of brass knuckles to Augustus! The referee didn’t see it because he was too busy with Robertson and Maxwell, who both just tumbled to the outside thanks to another clothesline by Robertson!

DM: And Max Mayhem is a sitting duck! Augustus has those knucks!

DT: But wait! There’s Adam Benjamin rolling back into the ring!

DM: Holy smokes! Adam Benjamin just ran up Augustus’s back to nail Mayhem with another Shining Wizard!

DT: What a move by Benjamin! Can he capitalize here?

DM: Whoa! Augustus just turned around and the only man in his way was Benjamin! Benjamin just got a face full of brass! Augustus makes the cover…

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TF: Ladies and gentlemen… here are your winners… THHHEEE PROOOOLEEETARIAAAATTTT!!!!

DT: Wow! What a save by Nero to get those knuckles to Augustus for the steal!

MN: This is ridiculous! Adam Benjamin wasn’t even the legal man!

DT: He started the whole mess. He should’ve waited for the tag like everyone else! Folks, Wrestleverse is barely underway. There’s still more to come!