[FADEIN: The entraceway as "Never Wanted To Dance" By MSI the TBM remix is playing, Felix Red leads a giant mass of humanity towards the ring. Felix is in red long tights with white and black swirls around them, his dreads pulled back into ponytail. Behind him is a nervous looking Gothopotamus, who for a very fat man, is dressed about as much as like Amy Winehouse as possible with a blue dress covering his ample frame. Behind them is Ryoko, looking a bit annoyed at this whole ordeal, rocking a white jacket, light green blouse and a below the knee cut white dress. Behind those three are Doc Silver, wearing an "EPW Idol" baseball cap, black T-Shirt with "GARBAGE" in red letters, and his normal sweat pants. And finally, Green Machine, in a white 81# Patriots "Moss" Jersey, and blue shorts.]

DT: I don't know that I've ever seen this many people heading the ring for what's only a tag match.

MN: Well sometimes you gotta roll 5 deep for a tag match...

TF: The following contest is set for one fall, and it is for the EPW...WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES!!! Introducing First, weighing in at a combined weight of 524 pounds...Here are the challengers....FELIX RED...AND THE GOTHOPOTAMUS!!!

[The crowd pops as Felix and Gotho enter the ring...Felix motions Gotho to the apron and stands in the ring.]

DT: Felix Red has put himself in a bit of a pickle with his selection of Gotho as his tag partner...One does wonder if he's bitten off more then he can chew tonight.

[MUSIC UP: "It Was A Good Day" by Ice Cube. The crowd boos as Larry Tact and Jared Wells head towards the ring, EPW World Tag Team Titles over their shoulders. They walk with a swagger coming from the level of their opponents.]

TF: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 478 pounds...Representing Anthology...The EPW World Tag Team Champions...LARRY TACT AND JARED WELLS!!

[Crowd boos as Tact and Wells hit the ring. The tag belts are gathered up by the ref, and after a few moments the bell rings.]

DT: And we're underway for the EPW World Tag Titles...Felix Red and Larry Tact to start it off....They circle, and now Felix catches Tact with a jab...Felix rocks Tact into the ropes and sends him for the ride...Felix with a clothesline! Tact to his feet...Gets a DROPKICK in his face for his troubles...Tact looking for a tag but Felix cuts him off and backs him into a neutral corner.

DM: Felix has to prevent the tags by Anthology or else he's going to get overwhelmed by having to constantly fight a fresh opponent. 

DT: Felix now sends Tact to the other corner...Tact staggers out...Felix goes for a BULLDOG but Tact SHOVES HIM OFF and makes the tag to Wells!

MN: Daddy's home!

DT: Wells now locks up with Felix. Wells backs Felix into the ropes...Ref looking for a clean break...Wells gives him one...And then SLAPS Gotho in the face! 

MN: Ha! Take that fattie!

DT: Wells and Felix now trading shots...Felix staggers wells with a right hand...Felix with a kick to the gut...Wells catches it...AND TAKES AN ENZIGURI FOR HIS TROUBLES! Felix with the cover!


ONE!!


TWO!!


NO!


DT: Wells gets the shoulder up...Felix back on top of him with right hands and he sends Wells to the ropes...SPINNING HEEL KICK! Felix tries to get to Wells, but Wells quickly makes the tag back to Tact!

DM: For all the control Felix has had in this match, he's still got to fight a new man every few minutes. 

DT: Tact circling Felix...And now TACT SLAPS GOTHO! Gotho charges into the ring! The ref keeping Gotho at bay! [Doc, Ryoko and Greenie all screaming at Gotho to get out of the ring] WELLS FROM BEHIND ON FELIX WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE! BOTH MEN NOW CHOKING FELIX RED!!!

MN: That idiot was bound to screw this up for Felix sooner or later, he decided to make it sooner!

DT: Wells sneaks out of the ring as Tact now continues to choke Felix! The ref finally having ushered Gotho out of the ring turns to break up the choke on Felix...Tact throws Felix into the Anthology corner and tags Wells and now both men using the 5 count to stomp the hell out of Felix Red!

DM: Now we're going to see how an effective tag team, like the World Tag Team Champions, operates compared to a man who's basically set himself up to go alone...

DT: Felix stuck in the Anthology corner now...Wells in and he pulls Felix out of the corner and SLAMS him hard to the mat...Wells with a couple stomps...Wells pulls Felix up by his hair...Wells hooks him...BIG SUPLEX! Wells now really enjoying himself in there now...

MN: Anthology dominating, and Felix in a world of trouble, with all of blubberball to tag to!

DT: Wells holding Felix's leg makes the tag to Tact who drops a KNEE right into the face of Felix...Tact now stomping away on the former tag champion...Tact gets Felix to his feet...Felix hooked...SWINGING NECKBREAKER!! Tact now drops a couple elbows on the fallen Felix Red and pulls him back to Anthology's corner, making the tag to Wells.

DM: Anthology making quick tags, cutting off the ring, textbook tag team tactics from the champions!

DT: Wells now muscles Felix to his feet...Wells scoops up Felix and DRIVES HIS BACK INTO THE CORNER...Still holding Felix he now BURIES HIM WITH A POWER SLAM!! WELLS COVERS!!



ONE!!


TWO!!


NO!


DT: Felix kicks out! Wells looks disgusted and makes the tag to Tact...Tact in now and he has Felix to his feet...And locks him an Abdominal Stretch! Felix trapped now and screaming in agony! The ref checking on him...And he doesn't see Wells reaching out and giving Tact extra leverage!

MN: Damn refs, always out of position...Ha!

DT: Wait! Gotho charges into the ring! The ref now holding him back and thusly allowing this brutal double team to continue! The army of people in Felix's corner screaming and yelling at Gotho to get back in his corner! Gotho finally gets himself back into his corner. The ref turns around but Wells has let go and Tact just has the hold still locked on Felix!

DM: No teling how much damage was done during that whole time Felix was stuck in the hold!

DT: And now Tact dumps Felix on the mat...Tact throws Felix into a corner and gives him a right hand...Felix sent to the other side...TACT CHARGES...NOBODY HOME!! Tact staggers...FELIX GETS HIM UP!!! ESTACY OF THE AGONY!!! UNBELIEVEABLE!!! BOTH MEN DOWN!!!

MN: How the hell did he hit that?!

DT: Felix Red pulling that move out of NOWHERE and now both men down and Tact might be out...Felix is rolling away from Tact, he's not hearing the screaming of everyone outside the ring...Felix is nearing his corner!

DM: It might just be instinct from all his time tagging with The First, he just knows to look for a tag in this spot.

MN: Or he's done to many drugs and doesn't remember who his partner is...

DT: Felix appears to be getting his wits about him near his corner and he's not going for the tag...WAIT GOTHO JUST TAGGED FELIX! GOTHO RUNS OVER AND COVERS TACT!!!


ONE!!


TWO!!


NO!!


DT: Tact kicks out, Gotho now stomping away on Tact...He picks Tact up and sends him to the ropes...BACK BODY DROP! Gotho is PUMPED! He's dancing in the ring! And now he's doubled over gasping for air...

MN: Not exactly the house of fire we were expecting from a hot tag really.

DT: Tact tags in Wells and Wells just DECKS Gotho to the mat with a clothesline! This could get out of hand in an awful hurry...Wells now dropping elbows repeatedly into the chest of Gotho...Gotho not exactly looking like he's long for this world, now curled in a fetal ball in the ring as Wells kicks him a couple more times...Tact tagged back in and he's taking his shots on Gotho Tact pulls Gotho to his feet and now he gets the big man up and SLAMS him...Gotho rolls around and falls off the apron to the floor...

MN: If they gave him a 50 count he couldn't beat it to get back into the ring.

DT: Tact goes outside after him...Tact pulls Gotho to his feet and gives him a right hand...Gotho staggers backwards, he's heading towards the gaggle of followers Felix and he have at ringside...Wait...Gotho grabs Greenie and is trying to use him as a shield against Tact!

[Greenie freaks out, ripping himself free of Gotho and screaming "What the f*ck are you doing?!" at him.]

DT: Tact drills Gotho with a right hand...Gotho now thrown into the STEEL ring steps...The ref now telling Tact to get it back in the ring...Doc now giving Tact static, yelling at him to get it in the ring also...Tact GLARING at Doc...But he goes back to Gotho and throws Gotho back into the ring...

DM: Tact being smart and ignoring the taunts of Doc on the outside...Anthology's goal here is to defend the tag titles...Any issues beyond that can wait till after the match.

DT: Tact now in the ring with the prone Gotho...He covers him! 


ONE!!


TWO!!


THREE!!! NO! NO!

DT: TACT PULLED HIM UP!!! [Crowd boos!] What a disgusting act! He's got the match won but now he's just seeking to punish this poor guy!

MN: Hey he signed on for this match, Felix might have put him in a bad spot, but he didn't have to show up, he's getting what is coming to him!

DT: Wells tagged in and he grabs Gotho...Gotho lifted up...PILEDRIVER!! GOTHO'S OUT COLD...WELLS WITH A ONE FOOT ON THE CHEST PIN!


ONE!!


TWO!!


THREE!! NO! NO!


DT: Wells took his foot off Gotho! Give me a break! This is disgusting...Tact tagged back in...Tact lifting up the limp body of Gotho...He gets him up!! STARBREAKER!!!! PLEASE LET THAT BE IT...WAIT A SECOND DOC'S ON THE APRON!!

DM: Doc's got the ref with him, trying to get Doc to get back down on the floor!

DT: Ryoko just rolled into the ring behind the ref...SHE LOW BLOWED THE REF!!! 

MN: What the hell?! That's DQ!

DT: I don't think the ref knows who hit him as he crumples to a heap on the mat...AND HERE COMES DOC AND FELIX!! DOC AND FELIX ALL OVER WELLS AND TACT!

MN: Total chaos...You know I can be a fan of this.

DT: Doc and Wells crash to the floor! Felix unloading on Tact! On the outside Doc just got thrown HARD into the security railing by Wells! Meanwhile in the ring Felix and Tact trading punches...Felix Staggers Tact...Who trips over Gotho's body! [Crowd Laughs!]

MN: Who knew the blob could turn out to be so useful?!

DT: On the outside...Wells has got a chair...He's putting Doc's head on the steel steps...Oh lord he's gonna bash his brains out...WAIT RYOKO JUST MACED WELLS! Wells cutching at his eyes...Doc up, he's got the chair and he SMASHES Wells with it...Wells crumples to the floor...Doc rolls into the ring...He's behind Tact! TACT TAKES A CHAIR TO THE HEAD!! Felix now going to the outside...He's up top...A SHATTERED HORIZON!!! 180 SWANTON BOMB OFF THE TOP!! 

DM: The ref is still down, if he doesn't know who attacked him at start of all this madness, this might all stand! Gotho and Felix could steal the tag titles!

DT: Wells grabs Doc's leg and pulls him out of the ring...Wells sends Doc into the STEEL STEPS! Doc crumples to the floor...FELIX SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ONTO WELLS!! In the ring...Oh my lord...Gotho crawling over...He's got an arm on top of Tact...CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE?! THE REF IS CRAWLING...HE'S COUNTING THE FALL!!!


ONE!!!


TWO!!!


THREE!! NO! NO!!!!


DT: TACT KICKED OUT!!! Unreal! Wells and Felix still fighting on the floor...Gotho getting to his feet...He's going up top!! 

MN: If he hits this Tact will be a grease spot on the mat!

DT: GOTHOSAULT!!!! TACT MOVED!!! GOTHO HITS THE MAT WITH SICKENING IMPACT...TACT OVER QUICKLY WITH A COVER!!!


ONE!!


TWO!!


THREE!!

[Bell rings. MUSIC UP: "It Was A Good Day" by Ice Cube.]

DT: IT'S OVER!! Felix tried to make it into the ring but he was to late as Wells held him back just long enough!!

TF: Here are your WINNERS and STILL EPW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...LARRY TACT...JARED WELLS...ANTHOLOGY!!

DT: Wells and Tact getting out of here with their gold as Felix looks on and Doc is still holding his head from being thrown into the steps...Hold on right here…..we've got a ton of action still to come.