AIDAN COLLINS: I wish I could be coming out here right now to entertain you all but, right now, it's strictly business.
The buzz in the arena dies down, the fans eager to listen to what AIDAN has to say.
AIDAN COLLINS: First off, DANTE ANGLAIS has not contacted me about continuing his position as General Manager.
The crowd erupts in cheers.
AIDAN COLLINS: Next week, there will be a new GM and his name is...
AIDAN pauses with a smirk.
AIDAN COLLINS: JENSEN KENT!
Wow, we haven't seen JENSEN KENT in over a year!
AIDAN COLLINS: I figured that the best way to go about things was by bringing in an established name. JENSEN is certainly that and next week he'll be running the show. I've had a fun time doing what was needed to be done but, let's be honest here, folks. It's best for you fans, best for the XWF, and best for myself that we bring in JENSEN. He's going to do a great job and the XWF is going to keep on chugging along under his guidance. I'll still be around doing what I do... but we will have a new GM on next week's ANARCHY!
The crowd cheers.
AIDAN COLLINS: Now, it may hard to believe but that's not the only news I have and, my next announcement is even more explosive! I'll just go ahead and mention that it has to deal with the UNIVERSAL TITLE.
The crowd buzzes in anticipation.
AIDAN COLLINS: I'm a patient man but I think it's become pretty apparent to me that there's a situation that needs to be addressed. JAMES RAVEN is M.I.A. and our company cannot deal with a situation that ruins the prestige of our top title. JAMES is my friend and I really wish him the best but I think it's obvious that he will not be defending the UNIVERSAL TITLE any time soon.
AIDAN pauses and looks a little unsure with how to say what he's about to say.
AIDAN COLLINS: Because of that, I'm going to have to strip him of his title.
The crowd is in absolute shock! After a few moments, boos start to come down from the rafters at AIDAN.
AIDAN COLLINS: Hey! Listen, I'm doing the best I can here.
AIDAN seems sincerely upset that he has to do this.
AIDAN COLLINS: So let me make this up to you and all of the members of the roster in the back. Next week, there's going to be a massive tournament that involves every single member of the roster. The winner will become our new Universal Champion at RAGE IN THE CAGE!
The crowd erupts, what a massive announcement.
AIDAN COLLINS: You see, I look at our roster right now and I see a bunch of guys that deserve a shot at the title. So, I thought, what the fuck... pardon my french... I thought, WHAT THE FUCK, I'll go ahead and do the best thing for everyone! It's time for everyone to man up or shut up because every single member of our roster is getting a chance to win the UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP. I know it may ruin some storylines but shit, it's for the Universal Title!
AIDAN seems to be in rhythm now.
AIDAN COLLINS: I no longer want to have to deal with controversy around the most prestigious title in the world. Instead, I'm creating the chance to make the belt even more prestigious. So, to reiterate, next week everything changes. We're going to crown a new champ by the end of the month and it's the truth that he'll absolutely have earned it.
AIDAN pauses, waiting for the fans to join him in his catchphrase.
AIDAN COLLINS: TRUTH UNTIL DEATH.
AIDAN drops the microphone and heads to the back. JENSEN KENT is our new GM! A massive tournament for the Universal Title starting next week! Wow! Can this night get any better?
The camera cuts to the back and the fans erupt as HUNTER RYAN walks down the hall towards the locker room. He stops and smiles. The fans erupt even louder as CENTURION steps into the shot! How is this for a moment! These two men have put on some of the best matches of the last couple years for the US and World Titles!
HUNTER: Figures you're the first person I see on my first night back, CENT.
HUNTER extends his hand to his old rival. CENTURION looks at it, and shakes it in respect for the returning RYAN BROTHER.
CENTURION: It's been a little bit.
HUNTER: Nah. Just a couple months. You were gone longer then that, weren't you? This place, ANDY...just keeps sucking us vets back in, eh?
CENTURION: You're a vet, HUNTER. I'm a legend. Learn to differentiate the two. But yes, this place has it's aura about it.
HUNTER: You seem to have kept your wit,
CENT. Good to know.
CENTURION: Let me ask you something, HUNTER. And please, be as honest with me as you possibly can without laughing and I'll try not to, as well. Why in the blue hell would you come back to team up with...your brother? NICK RYAN of all people. Have you given your career up already? This looks like a good way to -
HUNTER puts his arm up to cut off the legend.
HUNTER: I came back for a reason, this is true. I can promise you this, ANDY...that reason is not to team up with my brother. This is just a way for me to chip the rust off and move on to bigger and better heights. You know all about how high I can go, CENT.
HUNTER steps up to the legend and the two men are nearly nose to nose.
HUNTER: You're the man I beat to get there.
The fans, surprisingly, pop! HUNTER shoots CENT a cocky grin and walks past him on his way to get ready for his big, return match!
The lights go out, and the words “There Will Be Blood” appear on the X-Tron, then disappear, replaced by the sneering face of ACE VINCENT. A lone voice is heard throughout the arena:
“Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
'If I die, you are forgiven. If I live, I will kill you.'
Such is the rule of honor.”
"Omerta" by Lamb of God hits with a thunderous breakdown, and the crowd cheers.
ACE saunters out from behind the curtain slowly, looking around at the crowd and smirking. He is the fucking reason that everyone is fired up this evening. He walks slowly down to the ring, rolling his neck and shoulders, and sneering at the crowd and camera.
ACE climbs the steps slowly, walks along the outside of the ring while holding onto the top rope, then looks at the crowd, nodding. They know what he knows: Someone is about to get fucked up. He steps over the middle rope, ducks under the top one, and faces the crowd once more, smirks, then completes his entry of the ring.
He saunters to the opposite side of the ring, then climbs the ropes and faces the crowd as a king would face a group of peasants. He pounds his fist against his chest three times, then throws his hands back, receiving the cheers of the crowd, and channeling them into an energy he can use against his opponent.
ACE drops down, then grabs the mic from the announcer and signals for his music to be cut.
ACE: It seems that something is awry in the XWF, and that something is our lack of a top guy. Some might say that since RAVEN is gone, that spot automatically goes to RIZZA, but we all know that’s bullshit, because RIZZA couldn’t stay on top of a hooker.
He pauses as the crowd laughs.
ACE: So what’s going on with the Universal Title? It seems like no one gives a shit about it, which is fine by me, because I do. I give lots of shits about it. It’s the sole reason I’m here, and I’m not going to stop until I have that motherfucker wrapped around my waist. The thing I find hilarious, is that this supposed “legend”, JAYZON WILLIAMZ, is a former Universal champion, and instead of going after the big fish, he’s going to settle for ZACH RIZZA.
ACE shakes his head.
ACE: Calling out ZACH RIZZA is like challenging a midget to a long jump contest. If you watch the replay from last week, I called ZACH RIZZA out, and I threatened him, but it was all just a ploy to make people think I was going to do one thing when I am instead busy planning another.
ACE nods, motioning with his hands that he’ll be wearing a title belt soon.
ACE: Fuck the World title, and fuck ZACH RIZZA. I’m not thinking Globally, I’m thinking Universally, and you can say whatever you want about me not deserving it, but I’m going to destroy everyone in this motherfucker week in and week out until I get my shot, and when that time comes-
ACE smirks.
ACE: The legacy of TRUTH UNTIL DEATH will continue to cement it’s status as the most dominant group in the history of the XWF.
ACE holds up his arms, then brings the mic back to his mouth.
ACE: And one last thing-
The arena lights go black!
ACE: You motherfucker!
A maniacal and sinister laugh can be heard through the PA System. When it stops, The X-TRON turns on and the words "YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE IN VAIN" appear. The screen then fills with blood as “Taking The World By Storm” by Kataklysm begins to play.
From under the ramp, rises a monstrous figure, dressed in black with his hair covering his face. He begins to make his way down to the ring as the fans watch in awe. Some children even close their eyes as they seem afraid of this monster of a man. Once inside the ring he stands in the middle and flips his hair back as we now see his white eyes and what seems to be blood pouring out of his mouth. The music dies down as DAMIEN BATES walks to the center of the ring, getting face to face with ACE VINCENT!
DAMIEN has a bit of a size advantage, but ACE doesn’t seem to be intimidated one bit! The two heavyweights are literally butting heads right now, each man trying to get into the head of the other, and finally the ref gets in between them and pushes them back. Each man goes to his corner and await for the bell!
DING! DING! DING!
ACE and DAMIEN rush each other and lock up! DAMIEN pushes ACE backwards, but ACE quickly drops down for a single leg and uses his amateur wrestling background to his advantage, taking DAMIEN down and transitioning to a headlock! ACE wrenches on DAMIEN’S neck, but the monster seems unfazed, rolling to his knees and standing up! ACE tries to hang on to the headlock, but DAMIEN elbows him in the stomach, then throws him into the ropes! ACE bounces off and tries to hit DAMIEN with a shoulder block, but finds himself going down when he crashes into the monster! DAMIEN looks down, and a smile almost spreads across his face, but ACE gets up and shoves him!
DAMIEN shoves ACE back, then follows it up with a knee to the gut, throwing ACE into the corner afterwards and laying into him with punches! The ref tries to pull him off after ten or so, but DAMIEN pushes the ref off of him and turns back to ACE, only to catch a boot to the gut! DAMIEN doubles over, and ACE kicks him in the head, spinning him around, followed by a stiff kick to he spine!
DAMIEN stumbles away from ACE, who gets a huge running start and strikes the back of DAMIEN’S leg with a vicious Muay Thai kick! DAMIEN drops to one knee, ACE bounces off of the ropes and nails him in the face with a huge knee! ACE goes for the cover!
….ONE!
……TWO!
…….DAMIEN throws ACE off of him and stands up! ACE runs at him and kicks him in the leg a few times, but DAMIEN is walking right through them! ACE throws a punch, but DAMIEN ducks, grabs ACE and puts him in a bearhug! DAMIEN lifts ACE into the air, then walks forward, and throws him an overhead belly to belly suplex! ACE lands with a thud halfway across the ring, and DAMIEN follows up the attack with a leg drop across ACE’S nose! He goes for the cover!
…..ONE!
…..TWO!
…….ACE gets a shoulder up!
DAMIEN stands up and kicks ACE in the head a few times, then raises his hands and receives a chorus of boos from the crowd. ACE gets to his knees, then out of nowhere flips and grabs DAMIEN’S leg, wrapping him up with a kneebar! ACE wrenches back as hard as he can, trying to tear the tendons and muscles in DAMIEN’S knee! DAMIEN sits up and kicks ACE in the hands and shoulder’s, breaking his grip! DAMIEN tries to stand up, but stumbles! ACE did some damage to knee after all but DAMIEN was too tough to tap!
ACE gets to his feet and smiles when he sees DAMIEN limp. He crouches down like a tiger stalking a gazelle, then runs and dropkicks DAMIEN’S knee! DAMIEN crashes to the ground, and ACE quickly grabs DAMIEN’S ankle, picks him up into the air, and slams his knee into the canvas! DAMIEN grabs his knee instinctively, but his face remains expressionless!
ACE throws a kick at DAMIEN’S head, but DAMIEN blocks it and holds onto it, powering through his injury and standing up! ACE bounces on his free foot, thinking about throwing an enziguri, but DAMIEN grabs him by the throat, lifts him into the air, and plants him with a sickening chokeslam! DAMIEN falls on ACE for the cover!
….ONE!
…..TWO!
……TH- ACE GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!
DAMIEN shakes his head, then picks ACE up off of the ground and Irish whips him into the opposite corner. DAMIEN gets a running start, but stumbles when his knee gives out on him, and ACE manages to get his legs up and lock in the TRIANGULATOR! DAMIEN falls backwards, trying to muscle his way out of it, but ACE reaches through DAMIEN’S legs and hooks one with his free arm!
DAMIEN is throwing punches over and over, trying his best to break the hold, but ACE has it locked in! DAMIEN suddenly collapses! The ref grabs his arm and lifts it in the air!
DAMIEN’S arm falls to the mat! The ref grabs it and lifts it again!
…….TWO!
DAMIEN’S arm falls once again! The ref grabs it for a third time!
……THREE!
The ref jumps on ACE and he breaks the hold! DAMIEN is unconscious! ACE climbs the corner and raises his hands in victory as the bell rings!
WINNER: ACE VINCENT
Suddenly the lights in the arena go out once again. The only thing lighting the place is the flash of the cameras. ACE is still in the ring but when the lights come back on it's just him and DAMIEN BATES is nowhere to be seen. Through the PA system, we can hear someone laughing. ACE remains in the ring when all of a sudden something falls from the rafters. ACE looks up too late as he is now covered in what appears to be a red viscous fluid. ACE looks like he's freaking out! Is that........Is that what we think it is? ACE is screaming like a mad man. It appears to be blood. He's completely covered in is as the attention now goes to the XTRON where he words FOREVER appear. They begin to fill with blood and soon the entire screen is filled and then fades to black.
When the show returns from commercial break, The synth to Schizophrenia by brokeNCYDE begins to play but is drowned out by instant boos. R.J. PALMER walks out on stage in black shorts and a white shirt with large black print saying 'I Hate Russia' and a microphone already in hand. He looks down at his shirt and starts laughing and then points to it which gets the crowd even more fired up. He stays on the stage and puts the microphone up to his mouth but just opens his mouth and doesn't speak before pointing up to the XTRON.
A video begins to play of himself at Leap of Faith after his match, stating that he wants the Universal Championship. The boos continue as the camera then cuts back to PALMER who is nodding and then puts the microphone back up and looks like he's going to speak, but yet again he lowers it and looks back up to the X-Tron. This time a video of the same night as just before, but this time of KIERAN KING out in the ring, stating that he wants the Universal Championship. Just like before, the boos continue when the camera cuts back to PALMER who opens his mouth again and puts his index finger on his lip like he's thinking and then looks back up to the XTRON. Video of Leap of Faith once again, this time of the current Universal Champion, JAMES RAVEN, falling down after his match and being attended to by medics. The boos turn to cheers for the ever so popular RAVEN. PALMER then brings the microphone back up but this time starts speaking.
PALMER: So... This is pretty awkward. We have two big names wanting the gold and a champion who is M.I.A. What to do, what to do? We could always have a match between me and KIERAN is JAMES isn't able to compete. Hmm, or not. Don't get me wrong, I love it how KIERAN can come out here, say one word and you will all try boo him out of the arena. I love how just a few months ago he pissed off the entire locker room. But I hate how he caused one of my loses in that tag team match where he pussied out, which then just left me and FAMINE against the entire Tribe. I hate how just a few weeks ago, I was main eventing for the Universal Title and now I'm facing guys like OREN at the big shows and get forgotten about and left off this weeks show. Things have to change, AIDEN. Just look who you have standing right before you. I am the biggest star in this company today and beat nearly every champion there was to beat last month. But what have I got to show for it? Star of the Month? Whatever, I'm looking for something more important, and I vow that next pay-per-view, I will get a decent match instead of breaking the arm of tossers like OREN.
PALMER drops the microphone and signals around his waist for a championship belt while a big ol' smile on his face.
The fans are on their feet as they await the arrival of what could possibly be one of the best tag teams in XWF history. Remember the Name by Fort Minor begins to play as HUNTER and NICK RYAN make their way out to the arena to the cheers of the fans. Both men stop for a moment and look around at the sold out arena with smiles on their faces as they make their way down to ringside. HUNTER slaps a few hands along the way and looks extremely excited to make his return. Both men are now in the ring as we away the arrival of their opponents. After a few moments, The sound of a chainsaw buzzing can be heard as Mudvayne's Nothing to Gein begins to play. The crowd knows that the Butcher is on his way out. TRENT makes his way down the ramp and toward the ring with chainsaw in hand. He looks around for a moment but then stops in front of the ring as Party Monsters by the Kottonmouth Kings featuring Tech N9ne begins to play. The X-Rated Legend makes his way out to ringside to the roar of the fans. They are getting a special treat tonight as two of the companies legends team up to take on what could very well be two future legends in the Ryan Brothers. The music dies down and all four men are in the ring now. The ref calls for the bell as DYNAMITE and HUNTER are the first two people to start off in the ring. HUNTER and DYNAMITE try psyching one another out until DYNAMITE finally just up and slaps HUNTER! Before he knew what hit him, HUNTER bum rushes DYNAMITE and grabs a hold of his arm only to then Irish whip him across the ring. From bouncing off the ropes and coming back HUNTER hip tosses DYNAMITE. DYNAMITE quickly gets back up again and charges at HUNTER only to get hip tossed again!
DYNAMITE once more gets back up shaking it off and comes charging at HUNTER to this time be hip tossed but HUNTER does not let go this time around. Instead, he flips around DYNAMITE'S arm and drops down with a standing leg drop across DYNAMITE'S chest. HUNTER then right away applies an armbar while now down on the mat. DYNAMITE then struggles not to tap out as he fights his way over to the ropes finally grabbing up the bottom rope at the last. The ref the starts up his 4-count as HUNTER lets go. With DYNAMITE favoring his arm though, HUNTER quickly walks over grabbing up DYNAMITE'S hurting arm and spins it around while yanking DYNAMITE down to one knee. NICK then reaches in and tags himself in as he takes a running start but his momentum is cut short and he's down on the mat as DYNAMITE managed to take him down hard with a clothesline. With his arm still stinging, he manages to get in a good elbow to the chest of NICK and then he proceeds to tag in the butcher who looks hungry! NICK then rolls out of the ring before TRENT could get his hands on him. NICK then runs back climbing up to the second rope and jumps off trying to catch TRENT off guard but at the last second, TRENT gets out of the way and NICK hits nothing but air! TRENT then comes in for the kill and starts stomping away on NICK'S back and head. He then picks him up and drops him back down with a swinging neckbreaker. NICK holds his head in pain as the butcher goes back for more.
He picks him up and drags him over to the corner where he tags in DD who comes in and hits a couple of shots to the gut of NICK RYAN before he and TRENT hit a double suplex! NICK falls hard and screams out in pain as he holds his back. HUNTER on the other side is screaming for NICK to come and tag him but NICK'S attempt is cut short as DD grabs him by the hair and stands him up. He looks over at HUNTER and smiles before dropping his brother with a reverse DDT. HUNTER gets in the ring but the ref warns him to get back to his corner. DYNAMITE takes that opportunity to hit NICK with a low blow. HUNTER is enfuriated by this and once again tries to come in. As the ref tries to stop him and get him back to his corner, TRENT comes in and both men start to stomp on NICK RYAN who is defenseless. HUNTER can't take it anymore and shoves the ref aside and charges at DYNAMIC DYNAMITE who didn't see him coming. Both men start trading blows as the ref tries to maintain order but is having no luck. While DD and HUNTER are fighting it out, TRENT grabs NICK by the hair and pulls him up. Out of nowhere, NICK manages to hit TRENT with a lowblow that the ref didn't see. Both men are down and DD and HUNTER are on the outside still going at it. DYNAMITE gains the upper hand and tosses HUNTER into the ring steps. HUNTER hits hard and goes down holding his shoulder as DD gets back in. He sees his opportunity and grabs NICK for the Creative Control! NICK is out and HUNTER is still down on the outside as DD goes for the cover. 1........2.........3!!
WINNERS: TRENT GEIN & DYNAMIC DYNAMITE
DAVEY DUNHAM'S backstage with his boys, conversing near the buffet table. DAVEY takes a chip and dunks it in the dip. He wipes the corner of his mouth with the outside part of his hand before turning his attention back to the current topic.
DAVEY DUNHAM: All right, guys. I have a great idea I think you both will enjoy. But first we need to find us some duct tape, a 3x4, an old Gypsy fortune-teller, and four HIV-positive mankeys.
JOEY CASO: Dude, man. What the heck is a mankey?
DAVEY DUNHAM: A mankey! Half-man, half-monkey. They're like the in-between breed. Something must've went wrong with evolution or something; I don't know.
Suddenly DR. EMO comes strolling up from the middle of nowhere. All attention turns to the already well-established young man.
DAVEY DUNHAM: DR. EMO, just the guy I was waiting around for. How goes it, Champ?
DR. EMO: Um, it's DUNHAM. The guy that lost me my tag match against RIGG and GEIN. Just the man I wasn't waiting around for.
DAVEY appears to be taken aback, almost shocked EMO would say such a thing. He fakes feeling insulted.
DAVEY DUNHAM: Come on, kid. You can't hold that against me forever.
JOEY CASO: Yeah, dude. Cut the guy some slack.
MANNY HARRIS: Totally.
DR. EMO: Uh, who are your two minions?
MANNY HARRIS: That's DISCIPLES to you, pal.
JOEY CASO: Yeah, and don't you forget it, holmes.
DR. EMO: Damn, it's like the reincarnation of the Polo Brothers. Anyway, I'm just going to leave you guys alone.
EMO turns to leave the room, but DAVEY stops him.
DAVEY DUNHAM: Come on, dude. For real. Let's put that all behind us and start over again. What do you say? Friends?
DR. EMO lets out a long, depressed sigh.
DR. EMO: I guess I can't be mad at you forever, so OK. I'll put it behind me. Now why exactly did you want to see me?
DAVEY DUNHAM: I just wanted to see how you've been, man. I must say you're looking better and better in the ring each and every time.
DR. EMO: Mmhmm, what do you really want, DAVEY? I can tell you're trying to butter me up for something.
DAVEY DUNHAM: No, man. That's not it at all. You really are looking awesome out there. In fact, I think you belong with us. Not to toot my own horn or anything, but all the cool kids are doing it. You seem like a logical person, EMO. What do you think? DR. EMO, an honorary member of Triple D...
JOEY CASO: Which stands for DAVEY DUNHAM'S DISCIPLES, mind you.
DAVEY DUNHAM: Indeed it does. What do you think, kid? Are you good enough to say you've got ties with Triple D?
DR. EMO: Well, you tricked me into forgiving you, because now I would be a jerk if I brought up what happened last time I was associated with you. What exactly is being involved in this going to do for me?
DAVEY DUNHAM: Hey, all I'm saying is that sometimes the wrestling world gets a little dangerous. Having a few allies couldn't hurt none.
DR. EMO: Be honest with me, DAVEY. I know why you want me. I'm a positive influence for Thing 1 and Thing 2. I am someone else that they can look up to, but I see what you mean... Yeah, it would be nice having allies, but I don't know. Last time we tried this, it didn't work well.
DAVEY DUNHAM: Listen, kid. I didn't want to have to do this, but it looks like you're not going to give me the option. What I'm saying is this: you're either our fan... or you're our enemy. So, in other words, you're either with us, or you're against us.
MANNY HARRIS: And dude... whatever you do, you DON'T want to be against us. Like, seriously, dude.
JOEY CASO: That would be, like, not good for your health, dude.
DR. EMO: Seriously? You two.
Pointing at MANNY and JOEY.
DR. EMO: What are your names?
JOEY CASO: What's it matter to you, huh? Are you going to report us to the authorities?
MANNY HARRIS: Yeah, dude. Are you, like, trying to threaten us?
MANNY and JOEY surround DR. EMO. He looks back and forth between them.
DR. EMO: Is this your attempt at intimidating me? I can understand now why DAVEY wants me to become an honorary member of Triple D. That way he has some help keeping you two out of trouble. I guess keeping you two in line would be pretty fun.
EMO steps between JOEY and MANNY toward DAVEY, extending his hand.
DR. EMO: I'm game, DAVEY, but my only rule is I don't want anything to happen like that tag match. I could use some allies.
DAVEY laughs at EMO.
DAVEY DUNHAM: Cute, kid. You actually think the offer's still on the table. No, you lost that chance. Now your only choice is whether or not you want to walk away right now and not get your ass beaten... or you can stay here and taste a lashing like you've never even dreamed of before. What's it going to be, KID?
DR. EMO: I don't see that happening now, MR. DUNHAM. I don't think you'd like seeing me injure the DAVEY DUNHAM DOUCHEBAGS. Because you know those two don't stand a chance, even in a two on one attack. Hell, one of them looks younger than Justin Bieber.
EMO laughs.
DR. EMO: I'll just be going now, all right? I'll save you the heartache of watching your students get embarrassed.
JOEY and MANNY each grab one of EMO'S arms and they pin them behind his back. MANNY leans in up close and personal.
MANNY HARRIS: You better watch your tongue, boy. I don't think you realize what we could easily do to you right now.
JOEY comes in face-to-face.
JOEY CASO: We're not the rookie type who make mistakes, kid. It would be in your best interests not to make one either.
DAVEY DUNHAM: All right, guys. Ease up on the kid. We've proven our point. Let's blow this joint.
The two men release EMO, still staring at him eye-to-eye. They finally turn and walk back to DAVEY.
DAVEY DUNHAM: We'll be seeing you around, kid. Make sure you're more careful next time. I'd hate to see you... like, get hurt... or something.
DUNHAM leads the pack out of the cafeteria. Our camera zooms up on EMO, who's mumbling something to himself.
DR. EMO: I never did find out their names.
MALCOLM and JEWERT are both in the ring already, staring each other down. The referee signals to ring the bell and this match is officially underway! It takes a couple of seconds for the superstars to make a move, with both JEWERT and MALCOLM eventually locking up in the perfect center of the ring. JEWERT attempts to gain the early advantage with a Top Wristlock, but MALCOLM delivers a stiff kick to JEWERT’S gut, before clubbing his back a couple of times. MALCOLM applies a waist lock, but JEWERT elbows back at the side of MALCOLM’S head. JEWERT spins out of the waist lock and applies one of his own, before lifting MALCOLM up and hitting an Atomic Drop. MALCOLM hops towards the turnbuckle in pain, as JEWERT backs off and charges at him in the corner, driving his shoulder into MALCOLM’S lower chest.
MALCOLM splutters a little as JEWERT drives his shoulder repeatedly at MALCOLM. MALCOLM is able to stop the assault by raising his knee and smashing JEWERT right in his face, causing him to fall back. MALCOLM stumbles forward toward JEWERT’S head, before jumping up and hitting a Leg Drop over the throat of JEWERT. He goes for a quick lateral press, the referee slides into position...ONE...TWO...JEWERT rolls up his right shoulder with little difficulty. MALCOLM gets back up to his feet, grabbing a hold of JEWERT’S head and using it to pick him up off the ground. MALCOLM sets him up for a Suplex. He begins to lift JEWERT up, but JEWERT sandbags himself to stop the move connecting. JEWERT lands on his feet, before lifting MALCOLM up himself, keeping MALCOLM vertical for a few seconds. MALCOLM tries to get out of it by kicking his legs, but JEWERT suddenly drills him into the mat with a Jackhammer! JEWERT has MALCOLM’S shoulders pinned...ONE...TWO... MALCOLM kicks out.
JEWERT seems to scowl at the referee slightly, raising three fingers at the referee to signalize his frustration. He gets back up to his feet, before picking up MALCOLM and delivering some stiff right hands to the head of MALCOLM. JEWERT Irish Whips MALCOLM across the ring, who bounces back right into a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker! JEWERT suddenly grabs a hold of his knee in pain, the move perhaps causing some damage to himself as he hit it. Regardless of this, he makes a cover...ONE...TWO... MALCOLM kicks out again! JEWERT scowls once again, rolling off MALCOLM holding his knee. The referee checks with JEWERT to see if he can continue. MALCOLM Gets to his feet and tries to come in and finish this off but he inadvertently hits the ref. JEWERT then hits MALCOLM with a low blow. He continues to rub his knee when the crowd starts pointing toward the right near the entrance ramp. It's VINIC DUSHANE! What the hell is he doing out here? He comes down to ringside holding some sort of black bag. We can't tell what's inside but he carries it like his life depends on it. The ref is still down and MALCOLM is still holding his groin. JEWERT is now on his feet but doesn't see DUSHANE come in. DUSHANE lifts the bag as JEWERT turns just in time to catch a shot right to the jaw. He falls back like a ton of bricks as DUSHANE scurries out like he just left the scene of a crime. Before he heads back out of the arena he shoves the ref to get him up. MALCOLM is now getting back to his feet slowly as is the ref. DAN never saw what happened but he goes over and pins the outcold JEWERT. 1......2......3! DAN MALCOLM wins this one with assistance from VINIC DUSHANE. But why did DUSHANE come out here to attack JEWERT?
WINNER: DAN MALCOLM
The scene cuts back to the ring, it having been decorated with a black carpet on the inside, two white leather comfort chairs and a coffee table with random things placed upon it, including a microphone. In the ring as well is the XWF's Premier Asshole, JASON MUDD! He has a microphone in hand as well, dressed casually beside being in action tonight!
JASON MUDD: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is something that has been long over due for the X-Treme Wrestling Federation. With its trial run back in the day, what you are about to witness tonight was one of the most controversial, most talked about, and most anticipated segments of Thursday Night Anarchy. Week in and week out, victim after victim was chosen to feel the flavor of hate as they made their way down that ramp and to the ring, entering what is only known as...
The Mudd Pit!
The fans cheer and JASON MUDD grins.
JASON MUDD: With my recent return to the XWF, it was only natural that sooner or later the Mudd Pit would show it's ugly face again. And by ugly face, I mean the beautiful monster it truly is. This isn't your normal segment, folks. This is a segment where I get down and dirty with the guests. This is the show where I ask the questions that will piss people off. This is where those that have the balls to show their face out here will have their pride, ego, and comfort in their own sexuality ripped to shreds as they deal with a bombardment of harassing questions and accusations so deep, it'll leave them wishing they had an evening alone with CYREN to cope with their sanity.
Instantly at the mentioning of CYREN name, an abomination of a name in the X-Treme Wrestling Federation, the crowd enters a heavy boo that is deafening. JASON MUDD grins to the reaction, nodding his head and lifting the microphone back to his lips.
JASON MUDD: Boo all you want, that's EXACTLY the kind of reaction that will be coming from you folks tonight and along with each and every other week that the Mudd Pit makes a scene! Fuck your censorship, fuck what you think is right, and most of all fuck any of you that think you have the power to stop me from what I do best.
Egotistical smirk spreads across JASON's lips.
JASON MUDD: And that's spread hate.
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