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MATCHES:

HUNTER RYAN
vs.
SCOTT CHARLOTTE
- - International Title Round 2 - -


DAN FIERCE
vs.
DOWNFALL
vs.
“Iceman” DEAN JAMES
- - Xtreme Pin To Win - -

MAIN EVENT
SPICE ONE
&
"Chronic" CHRIS PAGE
vs.
RAGE
&
ARCHANGEL
- - Tag Elimination Table Match - -





The camera focuses on the XTRON as the show begins. The fans are on their feet and suddenly on the XTRON appears General Manager JENSEN KENT. He has a smile on his face as the crowd boos.

JENSEN: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another exciting edition of Monday Night MASSACRE. Tonight, not only do I have the pleasure of bringing you the number one show on television. But I also have the pleasure of introducing to you, the most controversial and gifted athlete in sports today. That man is none other than CHRONIC CHRIS PAGE!

CHRIS appears next to the GM with some shades on and a smirk on his face.

CHRIS: You heard the man. Tonight, CHRONIC CHRIS PAGE will grace all of you morons with my presence. And later tonight, myself and the SPICEY ONE himself will get in that ring, take on the so called World Champion and the ARCHANGEL himself and we’ll smoke them out! When you come to see CHRIS PAGE, you come to see the best. So get ready to see an ass kicking you will never forget!

JENSEN: Also, in action tonight as if it mattered, is HUNTER RYAN, SCOTT CHARLOTTE and those road worker guys. So enjoy the show and then get ready to REALLY enjoy the show once the main event is on.



HUNTER RYAN
vs.
SCOTT CHARLOTTE
- - International Title Round 2 - -

The referee is in the ring as HUNTER’S music hits the PA system and he comes out, struts around the ring. CHARLOTTE´S entrance video blasts off on the X-Tron and CHARLOTTE comes walking down the ramp, ready to go! He walks out on the apron, in to the ring and up a turnbuckle, HUNTER comes at him from behind, taking him down from the turnbuckle, the lights come back on and the bell sounds, and the match is on the way… HUNTER goes for a DDT, but CHARLOTTE pushes HUNTER away to avoid it. HUNTER comes at him again as CHARLOTTE kicks HUNTER in the gut, and grabs HUNTER in position of the impact! HUNTER pushes himself out of harms way and rolls backwards on the mat, but CHARLOTTE is to the attack and stomps him while he is down. HUNTER comes back to his feet. Right away CHARLOTTE pounces on HUNTER knocking him down and choking him off the get go. The ref then yells at CHARLOTTE to stop as he starts in immediately with a 4-count. 1..... 2.... 3..... 4.... And CHARLOTTE lets go. While getting back up to his feet though, HUNTER is grabbed up by CHARLOTTE in a swinging neck breaker. CHARLOTTE flips over on to HUNTER mounting him right away and laying in to him with both hard rights and lefts until HUNTER throws him off of himself. HUNTER then goes to get up again but is kicked in the gut by CHARLOTTE and picked up into the air. While slightly stalling, CHARLOTTE then drops HUNTER down in a front suplex drop! CHARLOTTE quickly gets back up to his feet as he runs bouncing off the ropes and drops a huge knee onto the back of HUNTER'S head. CHARLOTTE then backs off of HUNTER allowing him to get back up to his feet now. Both men circle each other before running in and HUNTER takes over tackling CHARLOTTE down to the mat. He gets back up to his feet and grabs a hold of CHARLOTTE while dragging him over to the side of the ring. He yanks CHARLOTTE on his back slightly over the ring apron as he crawls out on to the ring apron himself. HUNTER then elbow drops the throat of CHARLOTTE. While CHARLOTTE is rolling around in pain holding his throat HUNTER goes climbing up to the top rope as CHARLOTTE is slowly getting back up to his feet. HUNTER seeing the opportunity jumps off with a diving clothesline, but CHARLOTTE catches him and fall away slams him! HUNTER is up and he grabs hold of CHARLOTTE and whips him into the steel ring post as he charges at CHARLOTTE only to catch a boot to the face. CHARLOTTE now takes charge as he flips HUNTER around into the steel ring post and starts quickly going to work on HUNTER with both left and right hooks. He then grabs a hold of HUNTER and whips him diagonally across the ring and comes running connecting with a hard clothesline on HUNTER. CHARLOTTE then grabs the two second ropes and starts driving his shoulder into HUNTER to soften him up. CHARLOTTE then while grabbing a hold of HUNTER'S arm hip tosses him slamming him down hard onto the mat. Though while still holding on and not letting go, CHARLOTTE nails a leg drop onto HUNTER'S hyper-extended arm. HUNTER then slowly get to his feet trying not to use his hurting arm too much as CHARLOTTE comes running over towards him. HUNTER seeing this ducks down and flips CHARLOTTE up and over the top rope! And though without knowing it or seeing it, CHARLOTTE lands safely onto the ring apron now waiting for HUNTER. Upon his turning around though CHARLOTTE knees HUNTER and hooks his head, CHARLOTTE flips up HUNTER as to suplex him to the outside when suddenly from out of nowhere HUNTER reverses and suplexes CHARLOTTE back into the ring! He then rolls over for a quick cover pin as the ref slides in, 1....... And a kickout! HUNTER then picks up CHARLOTTE and Irish whips him into the steel ring post. He then walks over taking his time and lifts up CHARLOTTE onto the top rope followed by immediately climbing up onto the second rope. While hooking CHARLOTTE'S head though, HUNTER finally steps up onto the top rope. He then jumps off while super plexing CHARLOTTE from off of the top rope!!! The crowd pops from seeing this happen as HUNTER flips over right away for the pin cover as the ref starts in, 1......and a kickout! HUNTER looks surprised as CHARLOTTE slowly starts to roll over to get up. He then grabs a hold of CHARLOTTE right away and whips him across the ring towards the ropes when CHARLOTTE hooks on and holds onto the ropes. HUNTER goes running across the ring with a clothesline but CHARLOTTE ducks and flips HUNTER right up and out of the ring!!! With HUNTER crashing down on the ground below CHARLOTTE then starts climbing up to the top rope. While waiting for HUNTER though, CHARLOTTE jumps off while crowning him on the way down. CHARLOTTE sends HUNTER into the steal steps. CHARLOTTE then picks up HUNTER and drops him down face first onto the steel steps. Then CHARLOTTE grabs a hold of HUNTER and Irish whips him, but HUNTER reverses it and CHARLOTTE is the one who is send crashing into the announcer's table causing CHARLOTTE to yell out in pain from his back smashing into it. HUNTER flips CHARLOTTE up onto the announcer's table as the ref tries to stop the two men. He then gets up himself and picks up CHARLOTTE and locks him into place before...... BOOM!!!! HUNTER sets CHARLOTTE up on top of the table and executes a huge powerbomb right through it, sending debris and table pieces all around it as it crumbles! HUNTER begins to move, he gets back to his feet. He drags CHARLOTTE with him and rolls him into the ring. HUNTER slides himself with the ref and drops an arm over for the cover. 1.......... 2.. And a kick out!! HUNTER starts getting his feet. Wanting to get this over with, HUNTER picks CHARLOTTE up again and then heads to the top turnbuckle. He is looking to finish it with the HUNTER’S SPEAR! CHARLOTTE turns around and as HUNTER dives off, CHARLOTTE hits a dropkick right to the gut of HUNTER. Both men are out on the mat not moving. The ref begins to count….1……….2……….3…Suddenly both men start moving now…….4……HUNTER gets over to CHARLOTTE as CHARLOTTE tries to do the same. Both men now place their arms on each other. The ref doesn’t know what to do but he counts the 1……..2………3! It’s over. But who won? Both men start to get up slowly as “One by One” by Alter Bridge begins to play. JENSEN KENT stands atop the entrance ramp under the XTRON. He looks down at both men and begins to speak.

JENSEN: Well, it looks like we have ourselves a situation here don’t we? Well, seeing as how both men did score the pin, then at Snow Job, depending on the results of the voting, it will be HUNTER RYAN. SCOTT CHARLOTTE and a superstar of my choosing, in a triple threat pin to win match for the International title. BUT, should HUNTER or SCOTT be voted into other matches then I will give two IMPACT stars a chance to fight for the title. The winner will of course go to MASSACRE but that remains to be seen. So enjoy the rest of the show and good luck to everyone in the Snow Job voting.

WINNER: DRAW

The camera cuts to backstage, where SPICE-ONE and CHRONIC CHRIS PAGE are roaming the halls. A funny looking man approaches them both, as they smoke a Honey Dutch together, rolled with "Crystal Mountain Blue Hair"...

Funny Looking Man: Scuse' me, fellas?

CCP looks at SPICE, and then slowly looks back at the man.

CCP: Yeah?

SPICE: What do you want? Can't you see we are trying to enjoy a blunt together? Can't you see we are busy plotting, planning, and formulating the remainder of the MASTER PLAN....

The funny looking man starts laughing...

SPICE: What in the hell is so funny?

Funny Looking Man: What "Master-Plan" do you speak of? I'm curious....

As SPICE is about to explain, the man clotheslines SPICE-ONE to the ground, as the blunt goes flying in the air. CCP runs to get the blunt, as places it quickly aside. The funny looking man tries to run from CCP, but CCP catches him with lighting fast speed, grabs him by the head...and SMASHES him head first against the brick wall of the hallway. CCP leans down and rips off the man’s costume mustache and hat...

REVEALING DAN FIERCE OF THE ROAD CREW!?!?!

CCP: Gotcha...

SPICE in the distance, shakes the cobwebs off and runs over to a downed DAN FIERCE, who was trying to be the "mole" for the ROAD CREW!

SPICE: YOU BASTARD!!!

SPICE picks up a dismembered DAN FIERCE by the collar of his shirt. SPICE jacks him up against the wall.

SPICE: You tryin' to SPY on THE CANNABIANS? You little bitch! LISTEN TO ME! You tell RAGE that no matter what transpires...THE CANNABIANS will FOREVER be a thorn in your asses...until we see the END of the ROAD CREW! If I ever catch you trying to talk to me again...getting slammed into a wall by the XWF's Most Controversial Athlete will be the least damage done. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, FIERCE!

DAN FIERCE struggles free from SPICE'S grip and runs like the wind down the hallway, scared out of his britches. CCP shakes his head, looking at SPICE.

SPICE: Did you save that blunt, dude? I gotta smoke now, this cat just got my blood boiling.

CCP: The ROAD CREW is done, man. We got their number.

SPICE and CCP then start walking away, as CCP throws the candid towel over his shoulder, and SPICE walks tall, keeping his eyes wide open.

The scene then cuts back to the action!!



DAN FIERCE
vs.
DOWNFALL
vs.
“Iceman” DEAN JAMES
- - Xtreme Pin To Win - -

DAN FIERCE is out at the ring, full on with a road block stand. DEAN JAMES comes out and slides into the ring. DOWNFALL comes out and he looks a little depressed. DOWNFALL gets in the ring and the bell rings for the wrestlers to start fighting. DEAN JAMES rushes DOWNFALL knocking him from the ring as he bounces through the ropes and crashes to the outside. DEAN JAMES turns and DAN FIERCE hammers that road block into his face, throwing him into the corner. DAN grabs DEAN JAMES moving him to the center of the ring dropping DEAN JAMES with a snap suplex! DAN FIERCE hops to his feet and rushes towards the ropes and CRACK!!!!

DOWNFALL strikes DAN with a steel chair! DOWNFALL slides into the ring with that chair and cracks DAN again over the head with it. DAN rolls to the outside, crawls about holding his head. DOWNFALL turns and sees DEAN JAMES standing up to his feet. DEAN JAMES and DOWNFALL start trading punches in the middle of the ring, going back and forth! But they don’t see DAN FIERCE pulling out a table from under the ring. DAN sets it up in the middle of the entranceway, just a couple feet from the ring. DEAN JAMES gets the best of DOWNFALL kicking DOWNFALL in the gut! DEAN throws DOWNFALL to the ropes booting him with a dropkick! DOWNFALL fumbles to the outside apron! DAN slides into the ring, grabbing DEAN JAMES smashing DEAN into the turnbuckle! DAN grabs the road block and sets it in the middle of the ring. DEAN stumbles out of the corner and DOWNFALL drops him with a clothesline. DOWNFALL and DEAN JAMES are both on the outside, on the apron.

DAN rushes both of them, and as they rise to their feet, DAN FIERCE spears them from the ring and they all crash through that wooden table!!! THRASH!!!! Wood chips go flying, and screams of pain come from everyone! DOWNFALL rolls out from the wreckage hoping his ribcage! DEAN JAMES is out cold, as DAN FIERCE grabs him and pushes his shoulders down to the ground, the referee slides over and counts.. ONE… TWO… THREE! DAN wins the match. But he doesn’t look very happy.

He stands there and then asks for a mic.

DAN: This is what I came to MASSACRE for? I mean I know that I’m just oh so fierce but come on this is ridiculous. Where are my REAL opponents?

Suddenly, JENSEN KENT appears on the XTRON.

JENSEN: Sorry about that DANNY boy. It looks like the competition is afraid to get uhhhhh…..fierce. So since you feel that you need more competition and a bigger challenge, then I will make sure you get one and next week put you up against some serious competition.

DAN: And who might that be?

JENSEN: That’s for me to know and you to find out. But enjoy the rest of your night. Now get out of my ring.

The XTRON goes black as DAN FIERCE leaves the ring visibly upset. Was this part of JENSEN KENT’S plans for the road crew?

WINNER: DAN FIERCE

SNOW JOB RESULTS HERE!!!

Those are the SNOW JOB voting results… BUT suddenly before we can continue, a likely siren is heard and a radio static is heard, before a drumbeat is dropped, and the crowd in MILWAUKEE WISCONSIN goes crazy! Every person is on their feet in the BRADLEY CENTER! Walking from the curtain and the entranceway is the GOLDEN TICKET WINNER CHAD!!! He’s dressed with a MILWAUKEE BUCKS throwback jersey, that has the number 02 on it and his name written on the back. CHAD has his golden ticket in hand, and a microphone in his other. The crazy is on end, popping.. Cheering… look in the thesaurus for another word to further understand, that this HOMETOWN HERO is HOME. CHAD makes it to the ring, and cuts off JENSEN KENT and JONATHYN, going to the corner saluting the crowd!

CHAD: FINALLY!!! FINALLY!!!! CHAD and XWF… COMES TO MIL… WAUKEEE!!!!

CHAD hops down from the corner.

CHAD: I’m not here, to wail away at the bit that I’m still LORD of the RING. I’m not here, to complain that I wasn’t voted into something that I deserve. Actually I’m out here, to announce, that as of January 31st, CHAD the wrestler will be no more. I officially cancel my wrestling contract, and I cash in my contract to become an XWF WRITER. No more of this stupid INTERNATIONAL TITLE Tournaments. No more FAN VOTING on stupid opponents and stupid matches. No more Golden Ticket Tournaments to bring out talent, from talent-less jokes. Frankly, I’m sick of how XWF is being written. We’re falling in the ratings, and I myself don’t feel like wrestling here anymore.

CHAD paces between JONATHYN and JENSEN KENT.

CHAD: So after I win or lose this Saturday, win or lose at SNOW JOB, I’m going to celebrate with handing FRAN DAMAGE his rear end. As well as giving you JONATHYN the F(BEEP)ING (BEEP)KICKING you deserve! Whether you’re a BAD GUY, or a GOOD GUY, you’re killing XWF. You’re passing your will, your desire, when the fact is. Everything should be in the hands of the XWF FANS. The XWF FANS make XWF what it is. They buy the tickets, they buy the merchandise, and JONATHYN they pay your paycheck.

CHAD stops face to face with JONATHYN.

CHAD: So this is what I propose to you. Make me an XWF WRITER. You don’t pay me. I will handle the (BEEP) work. I will handle the lowly little things. I will help train up those that don’t know how, and I will make myself a leader. Unlike that XWF Trainer, that hasn’t trained ONE SINGLE person. I’m not STEVE JASON, I’m not FRAN DAMAGE. I’m not this guy, destroying MASSACRE. When I can’t wrestle, I’ll make sure others CAN.

CHAD slaps the microphone down before JONATHYN can speak.

CHAD: NO… you had your time to speak. THIS is mine. JONATHYN I hold the golden ticket, I can enter any show I want. I understand I stand before MOOKS, but I got this funny feeling, come SNOW JOB, two people will be rising from the ashes, the wreckage, the mere destruction of us two destroying each other. And within’ destroying each other, I’ll go in the next day, SNOW JOB, and destroy the next set of people I have to. That’s what I do. I do exactly what is needed. So whether you like it or not, I’m not going to be wrestling here past FEBRUARY….. 1st!

CHAD says, getting inches from JONATHYN’s face.

CHAD: Believe me. It’s two simple solutions to my seriousness that I have gained as of late. Either I write a new CHAPTER in XWF, or I walk. Either I make a new book for XWF, or I BUY IT!!!!!!

CHAD says, dropping the microphone before JONATHYN, as JONATHYN’s eyes widen. CHAD turns and flips off JENSEN KENT, before rolling from the ring. CHAD gives the crowd a salute, before getting engulfed in his hometown crowd.



“Glamorous,” by Fergie blasts over the speakers. Here comes DAN FIERCE! The crowd is on their feet! DAN is dressed in a sequined tuxedo jacket with tail and a ruffled white shirt tucked into his wrestling tights. DAN climbs the steps and ducks between the ropes. DAN grabs a mic from a tech. The music fades down as DAN puts the mic to his mouth. His trademark grin fades a bit as he lets the crowd react.

DAN: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the inaugural Glam Slam for Massacre!

The confetti canons go off on all four corners, showering the ring and ringside with golden confetti. The crowd roars its approval!

DAN: and speaking of inaugurations… Tomorrow night, we will have made history by inducting the very FIRST black President of the United States!

The crowd cheers even louder, with a small smattering of jeers mixed in.

DAN: To kick things off, I’m going to bring out a man, who is not only a stable mate of mine, but he is a two-time tag champion, and a former United States champ. Please help me welcome Hunter Ryan.

"What I've Done" by Linkin Park starts up, and the crowd erupts! Out comes HUNTER RYAN, wearing jeans and a Calvin Kline button-down shirt with expensive Bostonians on his feet.

DAN: My first question is… What do you think of tomorrow night’s inauguration?

HUNTER: Well it's historic, for sure. To be honest, I never thought I'd see a day like tomorrow in my lifetime but it's something I always hoped I could witness. I'm definitely looking forward to this historic new age in American history.

DAN: Now, on to the relevant stuff. A couple of weeks ago, CCP attacked you. Now he’s hiding behind our GM. What are your thoughts?

HUNTER: Chronic Chris Page. What to say about this guy...? Well, honestly Dan, I'm gonna give the guy credit for having the balls to do what he did to a man he is totally oblivious to. C.C.P has no idea what I'm capable of, let alone what we, the Road Crew, are capable of when someone comes after our own.

HUNTER looks directly into the camera.

HUNTER: So Page, I have no problem with you picking a fight with me. Just try doing it where the business usually gets done in this place...right here in the middle of this ring.

DAN: What do you want to say about being chosen or not being chosen for Snow Job?

HUNTER: If I’m chosen, then it is just...an incredible honor. I've never been a part of Snow Job in this capacity before so that alone is going to be quite an experience. Now, to be a part of it like this of all things is just...well it's crazy! Thank you to everyone who had confidence enough in me to vote me in. I promise I won't let you down!

DAN: And if you aren’t chosen?

HUNTER: You know, Dan...that's the beauty of democracy. You let the people decide who they feel will do the best job...and they might not see me as that guy. I don't hold it against them. I'll find my way back into a title picture soon enough. I always do.

DAN: Well, thank you for that wonderfully insightful interview.

DAN and HUNTER shake hands, but DAN pulls HUNTER into a hug. HUNTER returns the hug, albeit very cautiously. HUNTER exits the ring and heads up the ramp.

DAN: My next guest has really made quite a name for himself. He is one of the bright rising stars that have recently come up from Impact, and now he’s one half of the tag team champions. Give a warm Massacre welcome to HARDLEY VICE!

With that, “Back To Mad” starts blasting over the PA system. The crowd begins to go absolutely wild as HARLEY VICE steps out onto the stage. He stares out at the crowd for a moment, before walking slowly towards the ring, showing off his Tag Team Title belt. He climbs into the ring and joins DAN FIERCE, who is waiting patiently for him. HARLEY is very smartly dressed in full suit, although his jacket is made of fine black leather. He poses for the fans one more time, who cheer him on constantly. Finally, he shakes DAN FIERCE’S hand politely.

DAN: Welcome to the Glam Slam, champ.

HARLEY: It’s an honor to be on the Glam Slam... First of all, my name is HARLEY VICE... not HARDLEY VICE. I’d appreciate it if you got my name right, for a start!

DAN: Oops! My bad! So...umm... HARTEY...How does it feel to be one half of the Tag Team Champions?

HARLEY: HARLEY! MY NAME IS HARLEY, YOU JACKASS!

DAN motions apologetically. The crowd let out a few laughs, much to the annoyance of HARLEY VICE, but he maintains his composure for the time being.

HARLEY: To answer your question, I am ecstatic about being one half of the Tag Team Champions as well as being one half of The Initiative. A lot of people say that I do not deserve the belt around my waist as I did not do a thing to earn it. Let me remind you all of what took place at X-MAS X-TREME. NICK RYAN faced against his former Tag Team Partner, FAMINE OF THE VILE. As the bell rang, I was already laying in wait beneath the ring. Whilst it may not be a tactic that many would seem as “honorable”, I was still a legal competitor in that match since I was in the ring area as the bell rang. Thusly, when NICK RYAN got the three count, we BOTH gained the gold. Of course, I know that FAMINE OF THE VILE will be itching for a chance to get a shot at the gold... but he’ll soon realize that it won’t be as easy as he originally thought. After all, this Thursday on ANARCHY, I go one on one with FAMINE OF THE VILE. And I will prove to him that I am worthy of this title.

The crowd cheers respectively of HARLEY’S commitment to the title, as well as his wise choice of words whilst discussing FAMINE OF THE VILE. DAN looks very interested, almost drooling slightly.

HARLEY: Uhh... why are you looking at me like that?

DAN: Huh? Oh... sorry... silly me. I was away with the fairies! What are your thoughts on who your opponents will be for Snow Job?

HARLEY: To be honest with you DAN, I’m not worried about who we have to face. You see, the difference between the two superstars who are voted in for the match will not have had any real Tag Team experience. NICK RYAN and I, although we’ve only had one tag match together, act as a complete unit. We both know the ins and outs of each other’s techniques. You could pit two of the top superstars in the XWF together, but if they don’t know how to be unified as a tag team then they are doomed to fail. SNOW JOB will be one of the easiest title defenses that we will have during our reign, no matter who is chosen to face us. No disrespect to any of my potential opponents, I mean you’re on that list too aren’t you DAN?

DAN: *GASP!* That’s right! But we’ll see what the fans have voted before we start spanking one another. Now then...What are your future plans for the XWF?

HARLEY: My plans? An interesting question, but the answer is fairly straight forward. I mean what are YOUR plans, DAN? What does anyone else in the XWF have planned? They plan to do their very best and win big! Of course, I know that it is still early days for me. But someday, I aim to become Universal Champion and become recognized as one of the best in the business. It is something that we all dream about. I know my days as Tag Team Champion will not be infinite, by my potential goes on forever! Someday, I see myself being the primary figure of this business. The kingpin. The marker. The man that everyone else looks up to, whether they want to or not. And this is not just a plan. This is not even a dream. It’s reality. It WILL happen. I don’t care what kind of obstacles I have to overcome in order to do so. Such an opportunity will not just come to me on a silver platter. I understand that. I have to keep on working hard and excel myself each and every single week. But promise to you, as DAN is my witness I vow to you all that I WILL become the XWF Universal Champion... soon... My Destiny Awaits!

HARLEY grins confidently, handing DAN the microphone back before climbing out of the ring to the sound of the cheering crowd! HARLEY hands DAN back the mic and exits the ring to a cheering crowd.

DAN: Next up, we have a man who is one of the Orient’s biggest names in wrestling today. Now he’s a full-fledged member of PWE, entertaining us with his high-flying acrobatic style. Let’s all please welcome MASAHARU TANABASHI!

"Last Before The Storm" by Gamma Ray (Insanity and Genius version) plays on the P.A. system. Here comes the PWE star, MASAHARU TANABASHI! He is wearing a Black leather jacket over a black PWE logo t-shirt, blue jeans, black shoes. He is also carrying a black steel chair to sit on during the interview. MASAHARU refuses to recognize XWF as legitimate pro-wrestling, and in turn the XWF fans give MASAHARU the same respect by booing him, some even throw trash at him. He slips into the ring and sets up the chair.

DAN bows in respect as MASAHARU makes his way into the ring. He hands the mic to MASAHARU and speaks slowly and clearly.

DAN: Welcome to my fabulous show! How are you enjoying your stay in the PWE?

MASAHARU: I think I'm enjoying it more than this freak show. Mr. Connolly made the right move in creating PWE instead of simply bringing the International Championship Entertainment wrestlers to the XWF.

The crowd jeers MASAHARU for his disrespect.

DAN: You’ve made quite a name for yourself in the PWE, but you’re not the only star from the Far East on the show. What are your opinions about the rest of your Asian competition?

MASAHARU: I'm convinced that they have the potential to be some of the toughest wrestlers ever. You see a lot of Canadian wrestlers come to America and say their wrestling is the toughest because they experienced the most painful of submission moves on a blood and piss stained mat. You see a lot of Mexican wrestlers come to America and say their wrestling is the best because they had to defend something that meant more than the gold and silver title belts, their masked identity. You see a lot of European wrestlers come to America and say their wrestling is the best because it was either they wrestled in the circus side shows or they would have no choice but to break their backs in the coal mines. Well, I say the Japanese are the toughest. We didn't have blood and piss stained mats because the students kept the facilities clean. We didn't have fancy masks and ring attire as we simply couldn't afford it in our early days. We didn't have some back breaking alternative for a job should we fail. What we did have is the unforgiving dojo system. You see many American's spend their paychecks on some wrestling instructor for the opportunity to wrestle in high school gyms and parking lots that is simply sectioned off with rope or plastic tarp. In Japan, they wouldn't be wrestling. Many of them would be running for their mothers after the first day of training and the rest of them would be following after the next. Those that make it to the third day might simply be told to "call Mommy and Daddy and tell them that they're coming home" because the dojo instructor had no use for them anymore. Maybe if they begged on their hands and knees would they be allowed to stay. Only those able to endure the physical pain, mental abuse, and emotional scarring would be the ones allowed to wrestle. Graduating from one of these places is an honor that money cannot buy. Until then you would consider a simple nod of the head to be an overly generous response to your full waist bow.

DAN: Finally, I’d like to know what your plans are for your future in the PWE.

MASAHARU: My plans are to continue to show why XWF is simply a second tier wrestling organization compared to Mr. Connolly's PWE. Universal Champion or not, PWE can look forward to me being a part of it for years to come.

DAN: My final guest this week is not just a huge name on Impact, but it seems he’s a hit on YouTube as well. Ladies and Gentlemen, the dancing sensation, BARNEY GREEN!

“Everyday Normal Guy,” by Jon Lajoie plays and out comes BARNEY GREEN who starts to do a few dance moves to a few cheers. He slips on the entrance ramp and goes rolling down it. He gets back up and climbs into the ring to a few laughs from the crowd.

DAN: Welcome to the show, BARNEY. Let’s start with a serious question first. It didn’t take long before you had words with XWF’s answer to Hannibal Lechter, Lord Chad. Don’t you think he was a tad too… unstable for you to handle?

BARNEY: He is unstable but I have dealt with worse in my career. I have battled with crazier people. Lord Chad is a joke. I could probably crush his spine into oatmeal if I really wanted to but I want him to suffer to the fact that he is going to lose one way or another. He may have beaten me in this match but he will fall one day and I will wait until that moment comes and strike like an eagle.

DAN: Congratulations on your grueling fight against Chad. He’s a tough nut to crack.

DAN looks at the camera.

DAN: Get your mind out of the gutter. You took the fight to CHAD and have nothing to be ashamed of. What would you say to your next opponent?

BARNEY: I tell you that whoever I face in my next match is a no good jive turkey. All I can say is he will be dancing in sledgehammer street when I am done.

DAN: In other recent developments in your life, you no longer own the Green Mansion. What happened?

BARNEY: Some odd thing that happened. I was talking to FOLEY ANDERSON and blanked out and he told me I was about to give him the deed to Green Mansion. That's all I remember so I did. He now owns it.

DAN: (Depending on if the Snow Job voting results are read before or after the segment) Speaking of Golden Tickets, it turns out you may get voted/ got voted to receive a free ride to the show of your choice. Which show will / would you pick and why?

BARNEY: I would pick Massacre because I want to face some real competition like yourself and the Road Crew. Massacre has a lot more to offer.

DAN: Now, I have one more thing to ask you.

DAN makes a long pause, making BARNEY a bit nervous.

DAN: Will you dance for us?

BARNEY: I will dance for you all because I like you… Not in that way, people.

DAN and BARNEY both look at the camera, and then at each other.

DAN and BARNEY: Get your mind out the gutter.

DAN claps his hands excitedly together and jumps up and down.

DAN: FABULOUS! HIT THE MUSIC!

BARNEY dances his way up the ramp as DAN watches with that wide grin on his face. After BARNEY disappears into the back, DAN returns his gaze to the camera.

DAN: Now THAT’S… one odd man. That does it for this edition of the Glam Slam. Remember… If you’re not Glammin’, then I’ll be Slammin’!



MAIN EVENT
SPICE ONE
&
"Chronic" CHRIS PAGE
vs.
RAGE
&
ARCHANGEL
- - Tag Elimination Table Match - -

All four men stand in the ring as we are ready for our Main Event to get underway. CCP stands face to face with RAGE as SPICE ONE and ARCHANGEL do the same. As the bell sounds it’s on and the crowd erupts as all four men begin to trade blows. CCP and RAGE pair off as ANGEL and SPICE pair off. RAGE begins to get the better of the exchange with CCP backing him into the ropes. SPICE gouges the eyes of ANGEL to get the upper hand before driving a knee into the midsection of ANGEL. RAGE looks to send CCP across the ring with an Irish Whip but it’s countered and it’s RAGE who hits the ropes, CCP looks for a back body drop but he sets to early as RAGE catches him with a boot to the chest followed by a hard clothesline that takes CCP to the mat. Across the ring it’s SPICE ONE who takes ANGEL over with a gutwrench suplex. As SPICE gets to his feet he’s elevated over the top rope and to the arena floor with a clothesline from RAGE. CCP is shown rolling out to the arena floor leaving RAGE and ANGEL in the ring to a thunderous ovation. On the floor SPICE ONE and CCP are shown talking amongst themselves. As they talk ANGEL bounces off the far side ropes into a Gorilla Press from RAGE who walks ANGEL over to the rope and drops him down on top of the CANNABIANS to another huge pop from the crowd. ANGEL is first up picking up SPICE ONE and throwing him into the ring to RAGE before picking up CCP and looking to send him crashing into the steel steps only to have it reversed and it’s ANGEL who bounces off the steps. In the ring RAGE picks up SPICE sending him into the ropes catching him with a Samoan Drop. Outside the ring CCP mounts ANGEL and begins to hammer down with relentless right hands before biting the forehead of ANGEL. In the ring RAGE looks to pick up SPICE ONE. RAGE sends SPICE into the ropes, SPICE bounces off ducking under a clothesline from RAGE hitting the far side gaining more momentum before nailing RAGE with a SPEAR. On the floor CCP picks up ANGEL driving him head first into the ring apron before throwing him towards the guardrail. CCP drills ANGEL in the chest with a knife edge chop. CCP jars with the fans but it’s enough to allow ANGEL to turn the tables and now it’s CCP who’s backs against the rail and it’s ANGEL now who begins to light him up with vicious chops to the chest to the delight of the crowd. In the ring SPICE picks up RAGE driving him back into a neutral corner with a shoulder block. SPICE follows it up with several more before shooting RAGE across the ring into a set of buckles. SPICE charges in after him looking for Splash Mountain but it’s RAGE who side steps and SPICE eats turnbuckle. RAGE scoops up SPICE putting him up on the Tree of Woe before delivering picture perfect boots to the chest of SPICE. On the floor ANGLE takes CCP driving him head first into the ring post. ANGEL gets the crowd behind him as he slaps CCP in the face before looking under the ring and pulling out a STEEL CHAIR. CCP struggles but gets to his feet, his back against the ring post as ANGEL comes forward looking to behead CCP with a chair shot, CCP ducks out of the way and ANGEL blasts the ring post. Back in the ring RAGE runs across the ring bouncing off the ropes before connecting with a baseball slide dropkick to the face of SPICE ONE to a huge reaction from the XWF crowd. Out on the floor. CCP takes possession of the chair. ANGEL turns around only to take a jabbing shot to the ribs that double him over before a violent shot across the spine echo’s throughout the arena like a shotgun going off. In the ring RAGE turns to see CCP standing over ANGEL but the chair is hidden by the ring apron. RAGE comes over reaching through the rope taking CCP by the hair only to have CCP turn blasting RAGE in the skull with a vicious chair shot. CCP slides into the ring and begins to stomp away at RAGE before dropping down and choking him. SPICE ONE slowly but surely makes his way back to his feet. CCP breaks the choke looking towards SPICE and calling for a TABLE. SPICE rolls to the outside taking a TABLE from ringside before sliding it back into the ring. The crowd roars with boos as CCP taunts the crowd while SPICE sets the table up. CCP plants a straight kick to the head of RAGE before picking him up and laying him across the table. He points to the top rope and SPICE instantly begins to set himself up for a top rope moonsault.

ANGEL recovers sliding back in the ring coming up behind CCP and planting him with a Scorpion Death Drop. SPICE looks for the moonsault only to have ANGEL pull RAGE off the table and it’s SPICE who crashes through it to a roar from the crowd. The referee signals he’s still in the match due to not being put through the table by an offensive move but this is what Road Crew was looking for. ANGEL picks up CCP before planting him with a Piledriver. CCP rolls to the outside of the ring leaving SPICE at a disadvantage. RAGE picks up the CHAIR and waits patiently for SPICE to get to a vertical base. As he does RAGE comes forward denting the chair over the head of SPICE ONE as he falls back to the mat. Out on the floor CCP begins to stir, in the ring ANGEL hits the farside bouncing off the ropes running across the ring and driving through the top and middle rope with a suicide dive taking both ANGEL and CCP down. RAGE hops through the ropes to the arena floor where he now takes a TABLE and slides it back in the ring. Out on the floor ANGEL drives CCP head first into the security barrier before landing a stiff right hand, CCP fires back with a right of his own, ANGEL lands a right, CCP lands a right, ANGEL lands a right, CCP lands a right, ANGEL lands a right and CCP lands a thumb to the eye drawing cheep heat from the crowd before clasping his arms around the waist of ANGEL and throwing him over head with a release belly to belly throw on the FLOOR! In the ring RAGE positions the TABLE in a neutral corner. He bends down picking up SPICE before pointing towards the table that garners a huge reaction from the crowd. RAGE brings SPICE forward with tons of momentum looking to send him head first through the Table but it’s SPICE who puts on the breaks and catches RAGE with an elbow to the midsection before driving him head first into the TABLE. RAGE lays on the table now as SPICE ONE rushes towards him looking to drive him through but RAGE from out of NO WHERE catches SPICE with a SPINBUSTER SLAM driving him through the set up TABLE!

SPICE ONE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.

It’s now two on one in favor of ROAD CREW. CCP directs his attention in the ring now fully understanding that he is at a stern disadvantage. He directs his attention back to ANGEL who begins to stir. CCP takes him by the head positioning him for a DDT on the floor, but it’s ANGEL who counters by driving CCP back first into the security barrier breaking the front face lock. ANGEL drives an elbow to the face before taking CCP by the hair and bringing him towards the ring where he is thrown under the bottom rope and to the feet of the WORLD CHAMPION. CCP is on his knees as the roar from the crowd is off the charts. ANGEL slides in the ring as CCP stands to his feet. RAGE has a vicious look on his face as CCP attempts to slow step his way back, he takes 3 steps back before bumping into the chest of ANGEL. CCP closes his eyes taking a huge gulp as he slowly turns around realizing he’s trapped. ANGEL doesn’t hesitate in landing a hard right hand that spins CCP around and it’s RAGE who lands a hard right which spins CCP around into another right hand from ANGEL which prompts another right hand from RAGE as the two take there shots at CCP. Finally it’s ANGEL who scoops up CCP and slams him to the mat pointing to RAGE to go up top. RAGE steps to the ring apron and begins to make his way to the top rope before flying off with a elbow drop! The roof erupts as RAGE is back to his feet signaling for one more as he heads to a separate corner making his way to the top rope. He leaps off driving a second Flying Elbow drop into the cold, black heart of CCP. The crowd is on fire as RAGE gets to his feet and runs his thumb across his throat. ANGEL heads to the outside grabbing another TABLE and sliding it into the ring. He opens the table setting it up in the middle of the ring. RAGE picks up CCP and lays him across the table. ANGEL now heads to the top rope but as he is making his way CCP manages to gouge the eyes of RAGE and roll off the table landing next to the STEEL CHAIR in which he picks up. ANGEL is to the top rope but before anything further CCP comes forward cracking him in the skull which knocks him from the top rope to the arena floor. CCP drops the chair as he goes behind RAGE and peals off a GERMAN SUPLEX. CCP begins to rest as he looks at the damage he has caused. CCP rolls to the outside where he takes the ring bell. He slides back in the ring measuring RAGE who begins to get to his feet. As he stands CCP comes forward drilling him in the face and busting open the World Champion as he hits the mat like a ton of bricks. CCP drops the bell before giving RAGE a crotch chop drawing more heat from the crowd as CCP reaches down picking up RAGE and positioning him on the already setup TABLE. CCP points to the top rope and makes his way to the apron before slowly climbing to the top turnbuckle. As CCP stands we see ANGEL get to the apron grabbing a hold of the right boot of CCP. ANGEL manages to get to a standing basis on the apron before planting a right hand into the skull of CCP. The crowd begins to come alive as ANGLE now climbs to the top rope himself!! ANGLE lands several short headbutts. In the ring RAGE rolls off the table. ANGEL causes CCP to slip and crotch himself on the top rope. ANGEL glances back at the empty table as a bloody Champion begins to get to his feet. ANGEL looks for a TOP ROPE HURRINCANRANNA…

IT’S COUNTERED INTO A POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE THAT DRIVES ARCHANGLE THROUGH THE TABLE!! The fans erupts into a Holy Shit chant as ANGEL has just been eliminated by a Powerbomb off the top rope.

ARCHANGEL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED

RAGE is now to his feet. CCP slowly gets to his feet. The referee rolls ANGEL outside to the floor clearing the ring of the tables as we are down to the final two… The building is absolutely on fire as a massive RAGE, RAGE, RAGE chant fills the arena. This is what they’ve all came to see… CHRONIC CHRIS PAGE AND RAGE…The two slowly circle each other, CCP comes forward but WHAT!... Blood Mist is shot into the eyes of CCP drawing a huge pop from the crowd. CCP is blinded as RAGE drops him with a sweet Carnage Cutter! RAGE stands to his feet wiping the blood from his head looking at it, it sends RAGE into a RAGE, pun intended, as he rolls to the outside and takes the very same ring bell and slides back into the ring. The crowd is solidly behind RAGE. He waits for CCP to get to a vertical base. CCP begins to get to his feet, as he does RAGE comes forward looking to blast him but it’s CCP who plants RAGE with a vile low blow kicking him below the waist dropping RAGE to his knees. CCP comes forward taking a side headlock with his left hand and planting RAGE with short right hands to the open wound using his right hand. After about the fifth shot RAGE works his way to his feet backing CCP into the ropes before shooting him across the ring breaking the head lock. CCP bounces off the ropes taking RAGE down with a shoulder block. CCP hits the far side bouncing off the ropes, RAGE rolls to his chest as CCP jumps over him hitting the near side ropes bouncing off as RAGE hops to his feet catching CCP with a Samoan Drop! RAGE picks up the ring bell once again. CCP fights his way back to his feet turning around into a hard shot to head from RAGE with the ring bell! CCP is knocked through the ropes and to the floor with the shot from the bell that now opens up CCP. RAGE throws the bell back out to the floor as he steps through the ropes catching CCP with a double ax handle sledge across the back of the neck.

Rage picks up CCP slamming him on the arena floor as he then picks up another TABLE to the roar from the crowd. RAGE sets the table up on the floor. He picks up CCP looking to drive him head first into the table but CCP puts on the breaks before catching RAGE with a elbow to the midsection before planting RAGE head first into the table. CCP spins RAGE around planting a boot to the midsection before lifting up RAGE looking to drive him through the table with a Powerbomb. RAGE begins to hammer CCP in the head with right hands in attempts to block eventually sliding down the front of CCP before taking a double leg take down, RAGE spins around before falling backward catapulting CCP face first into the bottom of the table. RAGE is back to his feet. He picks up CCP throwing him back into the ring, RAGE folds up the table sliding it under the bottom rope. RAGE slides back in the ring picking up CCP before shooting him into the ropes. CCP bounces off the ropes as RAGE ducks his head. CCP catches RAGE hoisting him up into the air before dropping him head first into the mat with a Hangman’s DDT. CCP pulls himself back to his feet. He turns towards the TABLE and sets it up in the middle of the ring. CCP runs his thumb across his throat calling for the PAGE PLANT. RAGE pushes himself up off the mat from a pool of his blood. CCP comes forward positioning RAGE for the PAGE PLANT only to have RAGE counter with a back body drop! The crowd stands giving up applause to both men’s back and forth efforts.

CCP and RAGE reach there feet at the same time. CCP swings landing a right hand, RAGE fires right back with a stiff shot of his own, CCP comes forward drilling RAGE with another right that knocks RAGE back into the ropes, RAGE bounces off the ropes taking CCP down with a clothesline, CCP is up and RAGE takes him down with a second clothesline, CCP is back up and as RAGE comes forward looking for a third clothesline it’s CCP who ducks and RAGE bounces off the ropes into a Superkick to the jaw from CCP. CCP takes RAGE positioning him for a suplex through the table. He snitches up RAGE, RAGE blocks the suplex attempt, CCP attempts again to have it blocked again and reversed. It’s RAGE who snaps CCP over with the suplex. Both men are physically spent as they’ve waged War with each other tonight. RAGE is the first to his feet.

RAGE looks at the table, looks at CCP before yanking CCP by the hair positioning him for a POWERBOMB! The crowd roars in approval, suddenly the cheers divert into boos as JENSEN KENT runs down to ringside hopping up on the ring apron. He right hand is behind his back as he gains the attention of RAGE and the referee. RAGE drops CCP turning towards KENT before smiling at him. RAGE walks over to KENT taking a hold of his sport coat with both hands… WAIT, JENSEN throws POWDER towards the face of RAGE as CCP comes up behind him. RAGE ducks and CCP takes the POWDER in the eyes!! RAGE nails KENT with a right hand knocking him off the apron before planting a boot into the blinded CCP gut and driving him viciously through the TABLE!

DING….DING…DING…THE MATCH IS OVER AND JENSEN KENT JUST RUINED THE VICTORY FOR CHRIS PAGE. RAGE stands tall in the ring as both JENSEN and CCP are down and out.

WINNER: RAGE

Then, just as RAGE begins to leave, SPICE ONE walks over and rips a microphone out of the time keeper's hand as CCP now gets to his feet. Then CCP and SPICE run out of the arena and then all throughout the back as the camera man follows them to the outside parking lot. Then, SPICE walks up slowly with CCP to RAGE'S personal 2008 Honda Civic. SPICE takes a crow bar out of his back pocket and SLAMS the crow bar in the front of the car. CCP disappears as SPICE gets into the camera view.

SPICE: HEY! HEY! LISTEN UP!

A camera man runs over to RAGE and tells him to look at one of the monitors backstage. RAGE, ARCHANGEL and HUNTER RYAN are standing by as they see SPICE ONE on the monitor.

SPICE: ROAD SCREWS, SO WHAT?! You got one over us. Want a f***ing cracker or something? Want your ass oiled? NO! RAGE, you wondered what the MASTER PLAN was right? WELL...HERE IS MY MASTER PLAN. TONIGHT...WAS A SET UP! THIS WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN...YO CCP! CRANK THAT BASTARD UP!!!

Just then, CCP comes out of nowhere in a big dump trunk, containing tar in one compartment and dog crap in the other!!!

SPICE: DROP IT ON THICK, CHRIS!

CCP dumps the dog crap, and then following with the tar!!! Spice and CCP cackle as they menace! Meanwhile, RAGE is going berserk in the ring, shaking ropes and kicking the bottom rope. RAGE then jumps over the top rope and storms out of the ring, stomping all the way up the ramp, looking back at the X-TRON in pure embarrassment non-stop. ARCHANGEL comes running up behind RAGE and throws his XWF World title over his shoulder, as they both make their way behind the curtain. Back on the X-TRON, SPICE and CCP are both walking together as they hop into a black limo. SPICE rises through the middle of the roof, through the moon roof. RAGE and ARCHANGEL get to the backstage area minutes too late....and as MASSACRE goes off the air...SPICE takes a mini bow as he smokes a Newport 100 and the limo fades off into the distance. Will there be consequences for their actions? Stay tuned next week and be sure to watch SNOW JOB this Sunday!!

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