[[ Fade up. ]]

[[ Glory hits the air and immediately we're in progress inside the ring. No fireworks, no fancy introduction this week, we just get down to business. Bryan Danielson is in the ring, already in his ring gear for his match tonight against the debuting Rob Van Dam. The LoC Heavyweight title is draped over his left shoulder. The fans are giving him a lot of hell, but he doesn't care, he's the champion. ]]

Bryan Danielson: Last week on Glory, in a triple threat match.. I made Kurt Angle, the Olympic Gold Medalist, the most decorated wrestler in the game today, the technical master.. SUBMIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

[[ Boos. ]]

Bryan Danielson: Christian Cage, Kurt Angle.. Two of the most prominent wrestlers, not only in LoC, but the entire world.. They were defeated by ME! I am the wrestler who never sold out to gimmicks or a certain style of wrestling like those two did in order to get ahead in this business. I was simply trained to wrestle, and the rest was up to me.

[[ He briefly pauses. ]]

Bryan Danielson: Wrestling is what I do. I live it, I eat it, I sleep it.. I WRESTLE. Right now, on my shoulder, rests the LoC Heavyweight title. During my title reign, I WILL do three things with it.

[[ He holds up one finger. ]]

Bryan Danielson: One, I will defend this belt all around the world, giving it World Title status. That's why, right after the show tonight, I board a plane for Japan. Next week, LoC will be championless. I will not be here in this ring next week.

[[ Cheers from the crowd. ]]

Bryan Danielson: Instead, I'll be defending this title against Satoshi Kojima in Japan All-Pro Wrestling, thus no longer making this the LoC Heavyweight title.. But instead, the LoC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

[[ This draws some applause from the fans. ]]

Bryan Danielson: Second thing I'm going to do as LoC Champion, defend it all over the world and the United States. I have sent out open title match contracts to every promotion in the world. That's how Kojima got his title shot. That's how ANYONE from any company can get themselves a shot at me. I will do more good for this belt than you people ever could imagine.  Soon, you'll see that you booing me is stupid.

[[ Pause. He points at the fans. ]]

Bryan Danielson: YOU NEED ME AS THE LoC CHAMPION! I don't need to hold this title belt to know I am the best wrestler in the world. I don't need t-shirts or merchandise. I don't need you people telling me it, either. But what you people need, is me holding this title. The things I'm going to do as champion will be what no one else could. Right now, Christian Cage would be slapping his chest, running his mouth.. Kurt Angle, he'd just be screaming "WOO!"

[[ He points to himself. ]]

Bryan Danielson: Me, I'm doing things to benefit this company. I'm not watching out for myself.. I'm doing things for YOU PEOPLE WHO BOO ME!

[[ This gets the fans riled up. More boos and slurring chants are started from the fans. ]]

Bryan Danielson: And the third thing I'm going to do as LoC Champion is..

Shawn Michaels: Lose it to me.

[[ HBK appears on the ramp to a HUGE pop! Michaels is wearing jeans and a t-shirt, his hair slicked back. The fans chant "H-B-K!" and Danielson looks furious he was interrupted. ]]

Shawn Michaels: Sorry if I spoiled Canadian Collision for ya'. I just got out of Cornette's office, and he's got the paperwork printing now. You.. Me.. April 28, 2007 in Canada, Jack!

Bryan Danielson: You don't deserve a shot!

Shawn Michael: Oh, on the contrary, Bryan. Let me tell ya' a little story. A long time ago a pasty-skinned kid comes walking into a wrestling academy in Texas. This kid was a former backyard wrestler, wantin' to know the ropes. His teacher was a stunnin' beast of nature, if I do say so myself.. And he taught this kid. That kid went on to help found Ring of Honor. That kid went on to hold the RoH title for fifteen months.. That kid is now the LoC Champion.

[[ Danielson doesn't look happy Michaels is even standing in front of him. ]]

Shawn Michaels: That trainer was your worst nightmare. He'd push you to your limits, until you couldn't stand on your own two feet. It wasn't because he hated ya', it was because he saw your potential.. That trainer.. He went on to become a four-time World Champion, the first-ever Grand Slam Champion..

[[ Michaels smirks. ]]

Shawn Michaels: And he's standin' right in front of ya', bein' your nightmare, one last time!

[[ The fans are popping big time for the debut of Shawn Michaels in LoC. Danielson's storming around the ring, not believing Michaels has somehow gotten himself a title shot. ]]

Shawn Michaels: Now to answer the question that's probably racing through your mind right now. How did Shawn Michaels walk in and get a title shot at you, Bryan Danielson? How did the Heartbreak Kid skip over guys like Kurt Angle, CM Punk, Christian Cage, Edge? It's quite simple. Remember earlier when you mentioned you sent out tons of open contracts for title shots against you? Ya' know, the reason you're going to Japan next week?

[[ Michaels reaches into his pocket and pulls out what appears to be a contract. The camera zooms in on it, and we see signatures at the bottom of it by Bryan Danielson and Jim Cornette. Michaels reaches into his pocket again and pulls out an ink pen. ]]

Shawn Michaels: I just so happened to get my hands on the one that'd bring any man, woman, or child willing to fight you to Calgary, Alberta, Canada on April 28 at Glory: Canadian Collision!

Bryan Danielson: Fine! Fine! But we're going to do this my way, Michaels! We're going to do this by my rules, my kind of match, my stipulations!

Shawn Michaels: Fine by me, kiddo. Just figure out something good that these people's gonna' like, and you have a better chance of winnin'.. 'Cause right now, the way it seems, HBK's gonna' DANCE ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

[[ Michaels drops the mic as his music hits. He does his pose and plays to the fans to a huge pop as Danielson's kicking the bottom ropes. Danielson has to survive RVD tonight, and if he does, he's going to Japan next week, and then facing Shawn Michaels at the big show in Canada! What a title reign for Danielson already, not even one week in! ]]

Match One: Contenders Fourway Match
America's Most Wanted vs. That 70's Team vs. MnM vs. New Hart Foundation

It's single elimination until a winner is crowned. Harris and Mercury start things out, and the action goes all around, having all eight men tagged in for action throughout the first part of the match. Joey Ryan hits the ring and applies a headlock on Harry Smith, Disco Machine throws him his inhaler, all the asbestos have gotten to him. He tossses the inhaler out of the ring, but walks right into a spinning backbreaker from Smith! Teddy Hart on the stop, SHOOTIN STAR ONTO JOEY RYAN! They did that while Smith still had him in the backbreaker! Needless to say, That 70's Team's eliminated. MnM's the next team gone as AMW hits the Death Sentence on Johnny Nitro after Bubba Ray and D-Von distract Nitro by beating Mercury into a bloody pulp right in front of him! It's down to AMW and the Hart Foundation, the finish comes as Teddy Hart plants James Storm with the flipping Tiger Bomb! One, two, three, the Hart Foundation are now #1 contenders!

Winner: Hart Foundation  (22:26)

[[ The "SEX" logo flashes across the screen after that awesome match-up. We open inside of a small room somewhere in the backstage area. We see Vince Russo, Jay Lethal, and the Christian Coalition sitting in chairs. Lethal is all decked out in attire similar to Randy Savage. Posted on the walls of the room are banners saying "SEX Auditions." ]]

Vince Russo: First off, I wanna' start this meetin' of Sports Entertainment Xtreme off by welcomin' our newest members. Edge, Christian, Trish Startus, Tyson Tomko, and Randy Orton. Lethal, do you accept these nominations of membership?

Jay Lethal: OOH YEAH!

Vince Russo: Awesome. Welcome aboard, guys..

Trish Stratus: Ahem.

[[ Trish stares at Russo. ]]

Vince Russo: Need a cough drop?

Trish Stratus: No.

Vince Russo: Alright then. Movin' on.. Tonight, it's gonna be awesome! Lethal here's gonna' wipe da' floor with ol' Petey Williams and move on in da' Elite title tournament, right Lethal?

Jay Lethal: DIG IT!

Vince Russo: Oh, I dig it, bay-bee! Edge, you dig it?

Edge: Absolutely.

[[ Russo points to Randy Orton. ]]

Vince Russo: Orton, you dig it?

Randy Orton: I sure do.

Vince Russo: Hey Orton, got any weed?

[[ Orton looks at the camera, contemplating what to answer that question with. Still staring into the camera, he replies. ]]

Randy Orton: Yes.

Vince Russo: Fantastic.

[[ Russo leans back in his seat, putting his arms behind his head. ]]

Vince Russo: Guys, we're gonna' have a lot of fun doin' this whole SEX thing. Trish, can I ask ya' a couple questions, babe?

Trish Stratus: Okay.

Vince Russo: One, will you go get me some more coffee?

[[ She's silent. ]]

Vince Russo: And two, will you do it straight up naked?

Trish Stratus: You're being serious?

Vince Russo: As a fuckin' heart attack.

Trish Stratus: No.

[[ Russo shakes his head. He looks to Christian. ]]

Vince Russo: I thought you said she couldn't say no to anything, Christian?

Christian Cage: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Vince Russo: Quit bein' gay, Christian. I thought you, Edge, and Orton were bona fide bad asses with a hot ass slut.

Edge: Russo, you can't go around calling people gay!

Vince Russo: What? I watch "Queer as Fuck!"

Trish Stratus: That's not what it's called!

[[ Russo brushes it off. ]]

Vince Russo: Whateva'. If you guys wanna' be SEX material, you gotta' get that ho on a leash! Sports Entertainment Xtreme's all 'bout dominatin' this business and makin' it worth watchin'! It ain't 'bout actually bein' able to wrestle and do moves and shit. It's about having awesome gimmicks, bitches with big ol' titties to flaunt around.. It's about sex, bay-bee.

Trish Stratus: Russo, have you ever had sex?

Vince Russo: I HAVE KIDS! Papa Russo does the no-pants dance a lot. But you're takin' your eyes off the prize, Trish. What I do has nothin' to do with this stable.

[[ Christian looks at Trish. ]]

Christian Cage: Yeah, be professional.

Vince Russo: Anyway, startin' tonight.. SEX is gonna' be takin' ova'. Edge, I want Cena DEAD! You kicked his ass last week in Chicago real good. I wanna' see that again tonight! Lethal, I want Petey Williams' debut to be his one-shot appearance!

Edge: Consider it done.

Jay Lethal: No problem.

Vince Russo: Lethal, never speak to me again unless you're in Macho voice.

Jay Lethal: Seriously?

Vince Russo: OH YEAH, BAY-BE! SNAP THE FUCK INTO A SLIM JIM!

[[ Lethal puts the cowboy hat back on. ]]

Edge: John Cena doesn't have a chance in hell tonight against me! Last week, I spoiled his precious debut! These people don't like him, I sure as hell don't like him! Tonight, it's gonna' be deja vu for John Cena.

[[ Val Venis walks into the room. Everyone stops what they were doing and looks at him. ]]

Randy Orton: What do you want, Venis?

Val Venis: Oh, I thought this was the sex auditions.

Vince Russo: If you wanna' be in our stable then it is.

Val Venis: Oh, no thanks. I thought it was auditions to have sex. I'm a former porn star.

Vince Russo: Get da' fuck outta' here you winless bastard!

Val Venis: Actually, I've beaten Orton twice.

[[ Orton covers his face in his hands. Russo's stunned. ]]

Vince Russo: Jesus.

[[ Fade. ]]

Match Two: Elite Title Tournament
Randy Orton vs. AJ Styles

Randy Orton does every cheating move in the book to try to get the advantage on Styles and finish him off, but none of them work for the Legend Killer. Styles keeps battling back, even battling out of the Styles Clash, then exiting the ring. He thinks he's safe on the outside, but Styles FLIES OVER THE TOP! Styles goes to get back in, but something from under the ring has his leg and he can't move! Orton gets up and stumbles inside the ring. Styles has to beat the count, somehow getting away from what had him. He tells the ref and points where it was, turns around, RKO! RKO ON AJ STYLES! One, two, three! Randy Orton's defeated AJ Styles. Jay Lethal slides from under the ring, celebrating with Orton. Randy Orton moves on to the next round!

Winner: Randy Orton via Pinfall (17:38)

[[ We see the door of Jim Cornette's office get kicked in. The man who kicked it is Steve Corino, and he is not happy. Shane Douglas is right beside him, talking into his ear the entire way. ]]

Shane Douglas: GET FIRED UP CORINO! THIS MAN SAID YOU HAD NO CHANCE OF WINNING THE ELITE TITLE!

[[ Corino's pounding his fist in his hand. ]]

Shane Douglas: HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE TROUBLE KING'S ALL ABOUT!

[[ Douglas thinks it over. ]]

Shane Douglas: Well, I don't either.

Steve Corino: I think I can handle this on my own, Franchise.

Shane Douglas: Just saying, Corino.

Steve Corino: I'm a former AWA, ECW, and NWA World Heavyweight Champion. I know my way around management.

Shane Douglas: I was the NWA Champion once.

Steve Corino: I know.

Shane Douglas: Then.. I fuckin' threw that bitch down! HAHAHA!

[[ Cornette's been watching this whole thing. ]]

James E. Cornette: What do you two want?

Shane Douglas: Man up to him, Corino!

[[ Douglas pushes Corino up to the desk. ]]

Shane Douglas: What Corino wants, Cornette.. He wants to know why you said he had no chance of winnin' the Elite title in this tournament..

[[ Pause. ]]

Shane Douglas: And he's been super pissed the fuck off that you mocked the "Trouble King" moniker.. And I mean PISSED.

James E. Cornette: That right, Corino?

[[ Corino's so mad he could spit nails. ]]

Steve Corino: Yes... Sir.

Shane Douglas: Oh, you bitch!

James E. Cornette: Franchise, you're excused.

Steve Corino: Yeah, you need to sit the next few plays out.

[[ Douglas leaves. ]]

James E. Cornette: Now Corino, I'm sorry you're so damn angry, that wasn't my intent. I'm just saying, you know, you don't win a lot and all.. There's a lot of good guys in this tournament.. And well, "Trouble King" doesn't make a lot of sense.

Steve Corino: It translates better in Japan. "King of Old School" didn't translate.

James E. Cornette: I don't need your damn autobiography! Now look, I'm gonna' give you as much of a chance as anyone in this tournament. Hell, you ain't lost to Venis like Orton has, and he's in the tournament.

Steve Corino: Good point. I'm just gonna' put it like this, Cornette.

[[ He gets the courage. ]]

Steve Corino: I just wanted to say.. I have finally come up with the courage to look you in your eyes and say.. Next week in my opening round match, I'm gonna' win it. Then I'm going to end up winning that title. And when I do, Cornette, you'd better hope you have people following me at all times.. Because I'm going to throw that title off a bridge, or into a fire, or hell, even sell it to the first internet geek who offers me any sort of currency for it!

[[ He continues. ]]

Steve Corino: I'm a damn good wrestler. I'm big in Japan. I'm the best independent wrestler in the world! So for you to insult my nickname makes me sick. That's why I have the confidence in saying right now, that there's a chance I will come in with a gun or a knife and murder everyone in this company if my name is heckled again!

[[ He stops. ]]

Steve Corino: I guess that's all I got to say.

James E. Cornette: Alright then. Well, maybe it won't resort to that. Good luck next week against Christopher Daniels.

[[ Corino leaves, Cornette shakes his head. ]]

James E. Cornette: Creep.

[[ The scene fades. ]]

[[ We fade from Cornette's office to the interview area. We see Michael Cole, the New Hart Foundation, and a new face in Petey Williams. Cole turns to Lance Storm and begins speaking. ]]

Michael Cole: Lance Storm, thanks for the time for this interview. First off, I want to get your about your thoughts on your new protégés Harry Smith and Teddy Hart becoming the new number one contenders to the Tag Titles belonging to the Hardy Boyz.

Lance Storm: Earlier tonight you saw the New Hart Foundation going through with a promise that was made the second this group was put together. Plain and simple, Michael, this group was trained by the best wrestling family in the world. We all are survivors of the Dungeon of Stu Hart. We all have this business flowing through our veins. So, my thoughts on Harry and Teddy winning number one contendership to the Tag titles?

[[ Pause. ]]

Lance Storm: I'm not even surprised.

[[ He looks to Harry and Teddy. ]]

Lance Storm: If there were any two more deserving men in this business today, you're looking at them. And at Canadian Collision in April, you're going to be witnessing a title change, as Teddy Hart and Harry Smith fulfill their destinies of following in their family footsteps, and becomming LoC Tag Team Champions.

Teddy Hart: That's right, baby! Harry and I have been wrestling since before we were able to drive! Granpa Stu, Uncle Bret, Owen, Davey Boy.. They taught us everything we know today so that we could finish the business they never got to finish in professional wrestling! It's our time!

Harry Smith: We are two of the youngest wrestlers in League of Champions today, and the two with the brightest futures. Lance is one of the most decorated wrestlers in wrestling. Together, we're forming an unstoppable force that will dominate LoC.

Michael Cole: Now, let me ask, Petey Williams, you were last seen in Shock in Solid Gold Wrestling. Why are you here in LoC?

[[ Petey steps forward. ]]

Petey Williams: It's like this, Cole.. In SGW, I wasn't used to my fullest ability. I was cast aside in some ridiculous Axis of Evil gimmick. I wasn't given the chance to succeed, I got fed up with it, and here I am today, in the New Hart Foundation in League of Champions.

[[ Pause. ]]

Petey Williams: And tonight, I face Jay Lethal, another former SGW superstar, in the first round of the LoC ELITE title tournament. I guarantee that as soon as I'm done ruining Jay's debut, people's going to take notice of Petey Williams, the Canadian Destroyer!

Lance Storm: Absolutely, Cole. I saw what was being done to Petey in the other company. I called him up and did everything I could to get him to come to LoC. Here, I knew he could join up with us, a group on the rise. Here in LoC, he won't be taken lightly. Tonight, Jay Lethal is going to be  given a rude awakening.

[[ Storm points to Petey Williams. ]]

Lance Storm: This man is just like us. He doesn't sing, he doesn't dance, he WRESTLES. Jay Lethal, mock the Macho Man all you want, because as soon as Petey's done with you, you truly will be like Macho Man.

[[ Storm remotely smirks. ]]

Lance Storm: Out of the business for good. And when that happens, don't blame Canada.. BLAME YOURSELF!

Michael Cole: The New Hart Foundation.

[[ We go to the ring. ]]

Match Three: Pure Title Match
Jay Lethal vs. Petey Williams

Petey Williams hit the ring like a man with something to prove. Jay Lethal was totally outmatched right from the start. Lethal did good to get a punch or a chop in, let alone any other form of significant offense on Petey. Petey hangs Lethal upside, "OH, CAN-ADA!" Lethal flips back over to his base out of the corner, CANADIAN DESTROYER! Jay Lethal is dead, folks!  One, two, three! Petey Williams has done it! The internet dirt sheets was wrong on that spoiler! Jay Lethal won't be winning the Elite title!

Winner: Petey Williams via Pinfall (22:30)

[[ April 5, 2007 ]]

[[ On a video filmed two days ago, it opens inside of a moving car. It's nighttime. We see Colt Cabana's face, he's holding the camera his own self. Ace Steel is driving the car, CM Punk's in the back with Colt, and Maria's in the front seat. ]]

Colt Cabana: Hello LoC fans, this is your Pure Champion and party host, Colt Cabana! Welcome to another edition of "Good Times, Great Memories!'

[[ Punk is sitting with his arms crossed, looking pissed. ]]

CM Punk: Colt, for Christ's sake, stop doing your show from the back of the car.

Colt Cabana: And right now I just wanna' say "thank you" and "gracias" to all my fans who rooted as I took down the giant that was AJ Styles on Glory last week.

CM Punk: If anything, you were bigger than he was.

Colt Cabana: That's what she said.

CM Punk: ...

[[ Colt smirks in the camera, giving a wink. Punk does not look happy at all. ]]

Colt Cabana: Anyway, yours truly is now getting on a plane to fly to a play called "Europe" for two weeks. Meaning, Glory ratings will probably bottom out to levels so low, the show will probably be canceled. Without me, there's nothing on the show worth watching.

[[ Punk stares a hole through Colt. Colt notices this and goes to recover. ]]

Colt Cabana: Ahem, except my friend CM Punk here. He won his match last week, too!

[[ Colt puts his arm around Punk, bringing him in close. ]]

Colt Cabana: So Punker, tell all the fans at home what it was like teaming with Val Venis? And also, will this dominating tandem continue in the future, en route to Tag Team gold?

CM Punk: Fuck you.

Colt Cabana: And there you have it, folks! He's not sure! Let's keep our fingers crossed that this duo will continue.

[[ He crosses his fingers, and Punk shakes his head. ]]

Colt Cabana: But my people, fear not. I have talked to Mr. Steamboat and assured him I have a replacement for my absence. Starting next week on Glory, a close personal friend of mine will make his in-ring debut for LoC, taking on Lance Storm.

[[ Ace Steel, in the front, pumps his fist. ]]

Ace Steel: YES!

Colt Cabana: Yes indeed, Ace! You're excited, my man, and I know everyone else will be for the debut of MATT CLASSIC!

CM Punk: How the hell is that going to happen?

Colt Cabana: He was unfrozen.

CM Punk: It's you in a mask.

Colt Cabana: Stupid internet rumor sites. Mr. Classic trained me.

Ace Steel: I trained you, asshole!

[[ Colt smirks in the camera. He whispers "Ace is crazy." ]]

Ace Steel: Why are you the way you are?

Colt Cabana: What?

Ace Steel: I hate.. So much.. The things you choose to be.

[[ Punk and Cabana both stare into the camera. ]]

Colt Cabana: Anyway.. Just thought I'd you people know, your main man Colt Cabana's gonna' be tearin' up these Joes overseas for a few weeks, daddy! Matt Classic is a great wrestler, he'll be very entertaining.. But not as entertaining as the new tag team of CM Valbowski!

CM Punk: Ace. Stop the car.

Ace Steel: What?

CM Punk: STOP THE FUCKING CAR!

[[ The car stops. Punk opens the door on Colt's side and shoves him out on his ass! ]]

CM Punk: I did what I did the past two weeks to get back at Randy Orton for his comments he made about me and Maria. We all know Val Venis couldn't win a match on his own if his life depended on it. That's where I came in. After last week, we went our separate ways. I still consider myself having issues with Randy Orton, but I no longer have any association with Val. Period.

[[ CM Punk's cell phone starts ringing. He looks pissed. ]]

CM Punk: Who's number's this? Hello?

[[ Colt pans the camera to his face. He whispers again. ]]

Colt Cabana: I gave Punk's number to Val.

[[ He smiles. Punk looks furious. He slams the phone closed. ]]

Colt Cabana: Who was that?

CM Punk: Venis.

[[ Pause. ]]

CM Punk: Don't come back from England.

[[ The car drives off leaving Colt alone with his bags and his camera. ]]

Colt Cabana: Well, I'm sure they're going to the mall to check out chicks with Val. Me on the other hand, I'm heading to the airport! It's nothing but up from here for Colt Cabana, baby! LoC Pure Champion! I'll take on all comers! When I come back in two weeks, I expect someone to be ready to take this belt off my hands! See ya' in fourteen!

[[ He waves "bye" to the camera, then presses a button. The screen turns blue and "PLAY" is at the top. ]]

Colt Cabana: I gotta' piss.

[[ We hear footsteps. ]]

Colt Cabana: Oh, the camera's not off.

[[ He turns it off, finally. Fade. ]]

Match Four: Glory Rematch
John Cena vs. Edge

And here it is, the rematch the fans have been wanting to see. It's nothing but a complete and total pier six brawl from the beginning of this one. Both men are trading super stiff blows back and forth, trying to get the advantage over the other man. Cena goes for the F-U, blocked, Edge-O-Matic instead! Two count only. Edge goes for the spear, Cena ducks, Edge hits the turnbuckle, spins around, THROWBACK! STFU! Cena's screaming "tap!" The fans are chanting "PLEASE DON'T TAP!" Trish Stratus grabs Edge's hand and puts it on the bottom rope and tells the ref. Cena grabs Trish by the hair and throws her in the ring. He's going to FU Trish Stratus, Edge charges at Cena for another spear, he drops Trish, moves out of the way of Edge. He lifts Edge up! F-U! ONE, TWO, THREE! John Cena's defeated Edge by botched interference from Trish Stratus!

Winner: John Cena via Pinfall (25:57)

[[ Edge can't believe he was just defeated by Cena after everything he threw at him. Edge walks around the ring as Cena celebrates in the ring to a chorus of boos. Edge throws Jeremy Borash out of his seat at the timekeeper's table and grabs the chair. He slides into the ring and clocks Cena in the back while he's playing to the fans! Edge starts mouthing off to Cena, getting right into his face. Christian, Orton, Tomko, Lethal, and Russo enter the ring and start laying the boots down to Cena! Christian brings in another chair and Tomko grabs Cena up. THEY'RE GOING TO CON-CHAIR-TO CENA'S HEAD OFF! Edge and Christian rear back, getting ready to swing.. KURT ANGLE IN THE RING!  ]]

[[ GERMAN SUPLEX TO TOMKO! BELLY-TO-BELLY ON LETHAL! Orton swings at Angle, he ducks, ANGLE SLAM! Edge and Christian drop the chairs and slide out of the ring before Angle can get his hands on them! Edge and Christian jaw at Angle, but when they turn around, they're greeted by AJ STYLES AND CHRISTOPHER DANIELS! Daniels and Styles lay Edge and Christian down with punches! EnC scramble away, and AJ and Daniels enter the ring with Angle to check on Cena! Kurt Angle, AJ Styles, and Christopher Daniels have just saved John Cena from a serious beat down at the hands of the new members of Sports Entertainment Xtreme! ]]

Match Five: LoC Heavyweight Title
LoC Glory Main Event
Rob Van Dam vs.  Bryan Danielson

Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is your Glory main event. It's scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit, and it is for the LoC Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first is the challenger to my right, making his League of Champions debut. He's from Battle Creek, Michigan, and he weighed in this morning at 237 pounds.. He is the "Whole F'n Show" ROB.. VAN.. DAM!

[[ Cheers for RVD. "R-V-D" chant starts. ]]

Jeremy Borash: And to my left, he is the reigning and defended LoC Heavyweight Champion. He's from Aberdeen, Washington, and he weighed in at 190 pounds. This is the "American Dragon" BRYAN.. DANIELLLSON!

RVD's making his debut in LoC, so the first couple minutes was nothing more than a feeling out process between the two men. RVD wants his debut to be filled with gold, and Danielson doesn't want to be known as the man who lost his title on his very first defense. Finally, the action picks up with RVD connecting with some stiff kicks, busting Danielson's lip open. RVD continues doing his same five moves he does every match, sending the champion reeling. ROLLING THUNDER! He goes up top, points to himself, FIVE-STAR FROGSPLASH! Danielson moves the referee in the way of the splash! He's out! HERE COMES RIC FLAIR WITH A LED PIPE! Things have just gone from bad to worse for Danielson in this match! RVD grabs Danielson, locking his arms up, Flair jaws in his face, pointing to the pipe. FLAIR HITS RVD IN THE HEAD WITH THE PIPE! WHAT THE HELL?! Danielson stares at Flair like he's seen a ghost. Flair extends his hand for Danielson, THEY SHAKE! FLAIR HELPED THE MAN WHO TRIED KILLING HIM FOUR WEEKS AGO! Flair grabs the ref, trying to revive him as Danielson applies the Cross-Face Chicken Wing! RVD's unconscious, and the ref ends the match! 

Flair shoves the referee out of the way, grabs Danielson's belt and hands it to him! Oh my God, Ric Flair has just helped Bryan Danielson retain his LoC title! Ric Flair will definitely have some explaining to do next week as his new buddy's in Japan, making the LoC Heavyweight title the LoC WORLD Heavyweight title! We'll see you next week!

Fade out.

Winners: Bryan Danielson via Submission (29:43)