April 29, 2007
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

-[[ Mayhem Exclusive Footage ]]-

SGW Shock - 4 / 25 / 07

-[[ We get a good look at the backstage area as the curtain separating the back from the entrance stage parts and security begins flooding in, mixed with several referees and suited officials. In the midst of these people is Jimmy Rave, Prince Nana and Daizee Haze.. Judging from the crowd reaction, this was filmed immediately after the confrontation with Shuji Kondo and Brother YASSHI.. We follow them as security escorts them to the Axis of Evil's personal dressing room.. Once inside, Jimmy removes his robe and slings it against the wall, furious.. But before he can even vent his own problem, Daizee is already flapping her gums.. ]]-

Daizee Haze: Those pathetic ingrates.. I hope they DIE on the way back to Japan!!

-[[ Rave stomps over in her direction, not even looking at her. ]]-

Jimmy Rave: Shut up, Daizee.. I know those glorified prostitutes disrespected you over there but now is not the time.. Now.. Is not about you.. It's about me and the lack of respect I am getting!

-[[ Rave is breathing heavily, staring at the floor.. Prince Nana looks fired up. ]]-

Prince Nana: JIMMY RAVE! Give it time and it will come.. With patience.. Comes an SGW Title match.. With an SGW Title match.. Comes Jimmy Rave, SGW CHAMPION! And with Jimmy Rave, SGW Champion... COMES THE RESPECT.. YOU DESERVE!

Jimmy Rave: Everywhere I go is the same.. The fans, the boys.. They all look down on me.. They throw that ridiculous toilet paper at me.. I don't deserve that.. I'm a world traveller. I've been to Japan and I have.. Conquered.. Japan.. Koko B. Waremoto or whatever his name was didn't stand a chance against me.. I'm the Crown Jewel, dammit, and it's like ever since I got back, everyone's lining up to take turns spitting in my face!!

Daizee Haze: I want to go back to Japan so I can teach those WHORES a lesson about real women's wrestling!!

Jimmy Rave: That's a stupid idea.. Just like when the atom bombs got dropped on that worthless country, it'll take them years to rebuild that company after the impact I made..

-[[ The door to the dressing room opens up and Khosrow Daivari and Rene Dupree enter the room looking concerned.. Nana and Daizee acknowledge them but Rave doesn't even look in their direction.. ]]-

Rene Dupree: What joost happened out there? What did we mees?

Khosrow Daivari: Akhmed.. Yes, big commotion in the ring!

-[[ Rave slowly turns his head toward them, anger burning in his eyes. ]]-

Jimmy Rave: You two..

-[[ Dupree and Daivari look at each other, confused. ]]-

Jimmy Rave: ..Are embarrassments.. You have not won one single match since I allowed you two to join the Axis of Evil..

Khosrow Daivari: ..We won the six man tag at Supremacy.

Jimmy Rave: We won the six man tag at Supremacy? Correction.. I pinned Waltman.. I retired the James Gang!! I won the six man tag at Supremacy and my back hurt for days afterward because I carried your dead weight all the way through it..

-[[ Daivari and Dupree look pissed now. ]]-

Jimmy Rave: Like I told you before.. This is not the Axis of Comedy or the Axis of Losers.. It's the Axis of Evil and I have no problem reverting back to the Embassy without you two on board.. Get your acts together.. Stop embarrassing me.. Or I will kick your asses.. Are we understood?

-[[ Daivari and Dupree just stand there, listening.. Rave turns his back to them.. ]]-

Jimmy Rave: Now, leave.. I don't want to see your faces until you have achieved victory in the name of the Axis of Evil..

-[[ Dupree and Daivari linger for a moment before turning around and walking out of the room... Prince Nana pats Rave on the back, smiling. ]]-

Prince Nana: With that attitude, Jimmy Rave.. The respect you crave.. Will come sooner than you ever imagined.

-[[ Jimmy Rave clenches his fist and stares down at it as Nana rubs his shoulders down.. Daizee Haze stands to the side, looking furious over the events that have occurred over the past few days... Zoom in on Jimmy's scowling face and fade out.  ]]-

Match One: Tag Match
Full Blooded Italians vs. Michael Shane and Frankie Kazarian

[[ In one corner is So Cal Val with Kazarian and Shane, in the other is Trinity with the Italians. The match begins slow and mat based as wrestling holds are exchanged for the first several minutes. As the match goes on longer, they begin breaking out riskier maneuvers. When the match spills outside, Michael Shane executes a suicide dive and takes out Mamaluke, Guido and his own partner. Back inside, the referee gets bumped and Trinity attempts a moonsault on Kazarian but misses and falls victim to Sweet Shane Music. Guido gets back dropped over the top rope. All alone with nowhere to go, Tony Mamaluke falls victim to a double team power plex. The referee recovers and counts the three! ]]

Winners: Michael Shane & Frankie Kazarian via Pin Fall in 19:31

[[ Canadian Collision 4/28/07. ]]

[[ We see Bryan Danielson sitting in his locker room looking right into the camera with the LoC World Heavyweight title. He's barely sweating due to his match going only ten minutes. He has a smile on his face as he speaks. ]]

Bryan Danielson: You may be wondering whether or not I'm pissed Bret Hart screwed Shawn Michaels over, making my biggest World title defense to date meaningless? Am I pissed? Yeah right.

[[ Danielson chuckles. ]]

Bryan Danielson: Way I see it, Michaels was losing anyway.. So it didn't matter if it was ten minutes in by Bret Hart, or it was thirty minutes in when he's passed out in a pool of his own blood.

[[ He hoists the LoC World title on his shoulder. ]]

Bryan Danielson: All that matters, is that the right man still carries with him what's rightfully his.. The LoC World Heavyweight Championship!

[[ He slaps it. ]]

Bryan Danielson: LoC NEEDS me to keep this title! I am the lifeline of this company! So Shawn, thanks for everything in the past, but tonight, you proved your time's behind you! It's time for me to close the door on Shawn Michaels and look ahead to a new challenger.. A new victim to continue proving why I truly am.. The best..

[[ He smirks. ]]

Bryan Danielson: Wrestler in the world!

[[ Fade. ]]

Match Two: Singles Match
Ron Killings vs. Petey Williams

[[ This was awesome, back and forth match between two of LoC's best pure talents. Ron Killings got the fans fired up big time for this match, then started to control the match, even getting a near fall with the axe kick. Petey comes battling back, changing the tide of the match with a superplex off the top. Petey goes for the Canadian Destroyer, but it's blocked. Kick to the gut, AXE KICK! Killings covers, one, two, NO! Killings is up, arguing with the referee. He can't believe it. He turns around, CANADIAN DESTROYER! That's it! Petey covers and gets the win! ]]

Winner: Petey Williams via Pinfall in 11:28

-[[ We go backstage where we see SGW's interview boy, Todd Grisham, wearing jeans and an SGW polo shirt in the more relaxed Mayhem environment.. He's standing next to John Walters, who is also in jeans and a 'Solid Gold Talent' t-shirt.. Walters stands there, looking tense with his hands on his hips, waiting for Todd to ask a question.. Grisham, staring into the camera like a stooge finally speaks. ]]-

Todd Grisham: Hello, Mayhem fans.. I'm Todd Grisham..

-[[ He pauses like he's waiting for a pop that will never come.. He clears his throat and turns slightly toward Walters, looking like the lack of crowd reaction he received has thrown off his interview game. ]]-

Todd Grisham: And I am standing here tonight.. With John Walters, who is one of Solid Gold Wrestling's most sound mat wrestlers.. John, you're not on Shock, SGW's main program very often, but the few times you have been.. You've managed to put forth a stellar performance, most notably in the Television Title battle royal... What do you have to say about your lack of utilization on SGW programming?

-[[ Walters stands there in silence for a bit before finally answering. ]]-

John Walters: I'm content with my position in Solid Gold Wrestling, Todd.

-[[ Grishams stands there, waiting.. Finally asking another question. ]]-

Todd Grisham: ...That.. That's your answer?

-[[ Walters looks like he's thinking it over and then nods. ]]-

Todd Grisham: Well... What do you plan on doing to get more television time?

John Walters: I plan on going out when I'm scheduled.. Doing my best and hoping for the best.

Todd Grisham: Do you care to elaborate on that?

John Walters: I'm going to try to win matches, Todd.

-[[ Grisham stands there, in shock at how low key this interview has turned out.. ]]-

Todd Grisham: Do you have any.. Closing statements?

-[[ Walters shakes his head. ]]-

Todd Grisham: Nothing?

John Walters: I'm a man of few words.

Todd Grisham: Obviously.

-[[ Grisham shakes his head, making the "cut" motion across his throat as the feed cuts and we go to the ring for the next match.. John Walters.. Like he'll ever make it anywhere in SGW with that attitude. ]]-

-[[ Fade. ]]-

Match Three: Singles Match
Jimmy Yang vs. Shannon Moore

[[ Fast paced cruiserweight action from two of SGW's finest, underutilized superstars. The match goes at a breakneck pace with neither man gaining a noticeable advantage until the final moments of the match. Jimmy Yang gets crotched on a Yang Time attempt and Shannon Moore capitalizes, almost getting three off of what looked like a nasty attempt at a brain buster gone wrong. Jimmy Yang seemed woozy after that but Shannon Moore missed a Moore-gasm attempt, leaving him vulnerable on the mat for a picture perfect moonsault for the three count. ]]

Winner: Jimmy Yang via Pin Fall in 14:12

[[ We open up backstage where we see Maria looking around at the Mayhem set, very confused. Shane Douglas and Steve Corino stand beside her, looking ready for their upcoming tag team match. ]]

Maria: This isn't Glory!

Shane Douglas: You're damn right it's not, Maria! This is MAYHEM! This is the night, April 29, we're in Pennsylvania, mother fuckin' Pennsylvania! Home of the Trouble Franchise Kings!

Steve Corino: The who?

Shane Douglas: It's our tag team name.

[[ Corino looks confused. ]]

Steve Corino: We're not a full-time team, are we?

Shane Douglas: We are now, HAHAHAHA!!

Steve Corino: Christ.

Shane Douglas: But Maria, tonight you got the night off. No questions necessary for you! Here's how it's gonna' do down right here, right now on Mayhem! The Trouble Franchise Kings are gonna' go out there, and we're gonna' wip the fuckin' floor with Sports Entertainment Xtreme! We're going to hand them their asses on a silver platter!

Steve Corino: That's the dumbest team name ever!

Shane Douglas: I know! Russo's an idiot! A god damn idiot!

Steve Corino: No, OUR name! It's stupid! I don't want to team with you full-time, Franchise! I'll team tonight, but that's it! I want singles gold in League of Champions!

Shane Douglas: Alright, let's go to the ring!

[[ Douglas walks off as Corino slams his fist against the wall behind him. Maria pouts, still looking around. ]]

Maria: Mayhem? This is soooo confusing! :(

[[ We go to the ring for the main event. ]]

Match Four: Tag Match
Jay Lethal and Ken Doane vs. Trouble Franchise Kings

[[ Ken Doane is making his debut in this match tonigh. He's dressed in a black singlet with a heart on the chest. Kenny is starting to wrestle like Owen Hart in a way. Corino and Douglas really meshed well as a team in their tag team debut. Corino did most of the work in this match, as Douglas spent most of the time yelling insults Corino's way. The finish comes in this tag match as Corino gives Kenny a big lariat, Douglas tags himself in blindly, and makes the cover! One, two, three! The Trouble Franchise Kings win their tag team debut! ]]

Winners: Trouble Franchise Kings via Pinfall 16:47