May 13, 2007
Bolder, Colorado

[[ Mayhem opens up inside of the locker room area. Chris Masters is getting changed into his gear, even though he's not scheduled to wrestle tonight. In the locker room with him is MnM, Monty Brown, and Joey Ryan. Masters looks remotely worried. ]]

Chris Masters: Guys, let me ask you a question.

[[ He pauses. ]]

Chris Masters: Jillian seems to think Jeff wouldn't come back from retirement to attack me. So tell me, when wrestlers retire.. They stay that way, right?

[[ Laughter busts out among everyone but Masters. ]]

Joey Ryan: Yeah, right, dude.

Johnny Nitro: Yeah, Chris.. Terry Funk first retired in 1983. He still wrestles to this day.

Joey Ryan: Terry Funk? Whoa, in my era, he was just starting out!

Johnny Nitro: Shut the hell up, Joey! You're same age as I am!

Joey Ryan: Dy-no-mite!

[[ Masters runs his hand down his face. ]]

Joey Mercury: Besides, it's Jarrett. You ran 'em out once, why not again?

Chris Masters: Good point. Real good point.

[[ Masters kind of mans up. ]]

Chris Masters: Someone get a phone and tell Jeff Jarrett to show his face right now! He won't break this Masterlock! Hey, you, Mark Henry.

[[ Monty looks up from the magazine he was reading. ]]

Monty Brown: Me?

Chris Masters: Yeah, call Jarrett and tell him to get his ass here right now.. That is, if you don't break your kneecaps first! Fool!

Monty Brown: I'm 'da Alpha Male! I'm Monty Brown! I ain't Mark Henry!

Chris Masters: Whatever.

[[ Monty reaches into his bag and removes his cell phone. He dials a number. Suddenly, we hear a ring. ]]

[[ And another ring. ]]

Chris Masters: Hah, what a terribly awkward coincidence.

[[ Masters sees a phone ringing and vibrating on a nearby seat. He goes over to it and checks the caller I.D. ]]

Chris Masters: What? Who's phone is this!?

Jeff Jarrett: Mine.

[[ GUITAR SHOT! JEFF JARRETT WAS IN THE LOCKER ROOM ALL ALONG! Masters backs himself against the wall, covered in guitar remains. He looks like he's seen a ghost. Jarrett throws a piece of paper down on Masters' chest. ]]

Jeff Jarrett: Read that, Masters.

[[ Masters observes the paper and lets out a howling cry. ]]

Chris Masters: NOOOOOO!

Jeff Jarrett: That's right.. I just so happened to sign an LoC contract. So next week on Mayhem, Jeff Jarrett versus Chris Masters.

[[ He smirks. ]]

Jeff Jarrett: The loser leaves wrestling for good!

[[ Jarrett puts his sunglasses on. ]]

Jeff Jarrett: Choke on that.

[[ Fade. ]]

Match One: Singles Match
Billy Kidman versus Shark Boy

[[ This match is a complete slaughter. Kidman pounds Shark Boy from post to post, kicking him while he's down and even blatantly choking him on several occasions. Shark Boy tries to mount a comeback but Kidman isn't having it, raking Shark Boy's eyes and hitting him with a BK Bomb. Kidman gets down and begins punching Shark Boy in the head repeatedly. He pulls him up and hits him with a spinning heel kick. Shark Boy is completely useless at this point, Kidman is just having his way with him. Shark Boy tries to mount another comeback but Kidman tears his head off with a lariat, climbs the ropes and nails a picture perfect Shooting Star Press for the three count. ]]

Winner: Billy Kidman via Pin Fall (7:28)

Exclusive SGW Shock Footage
Filmed: 5 / 9 / 07

-[[ We're backstage in one of the dressing rooms.. There's a folding chair.. A duffel bag and various other random things laying about the room when we see someone pacing in front of the camera.. We look up and see the red, white and blue outfit that belongs to the woman who just moments earlier advanced in the SGW Women's Title Tournament, Allison Danger.. She's still pacing when she begins speaking.. ]]-

Allison Danger: One down.. Two more to go.

-[[ She stops in front of the camera.. ]]-

Allison Danger: Two more to go before I do exactly what it is that I came to Solid Gold Wrestling to do.. And that is put quality women's wrestling on the map on a global scale.. And there's no better place to do just that.. Than right here IN Solid Gold Wrestling...

-[[ She rubs her hands together eagerly. ]]-

Allison Danger: Eric Bischoff knew exactly what he was doing when he signed up girls like Sara Del Rey, Tiana Ringer, Rebecca Knox, Cheerleader Melissa and yeah, myself, Allison Danger.. He knew that if you're going to do a women's division.. You do it RIGHT..

-[[ A sly smile creeps across her face. ]]-

Allison Danger: I look at our women's roster.. And I don't see models.. I don't see Playboy covergirls or clueless contest winners.. I see REAL women.. I see warriors that are prepared to fight to get ahead and take what they want.. I see the most talented women in this business.. Unmatched by no others!

-[[ She stops rubbing her hands together but keeps them together in front of her. ]]-

Allison Danger: And that brings me to YOU, Rebecca Knox..

-[[ A pause, as if she's allowing that settle in. ]]-

Allison Danger: You picked up a real impressive win tonight over my friend, Mercedes Martinez.. That's not easy to come by.. And me? I got past Lacey, no problem.. That means in the next round of the tournament, it's you and me, baby.. We've got a history that goes back further than Solid Gold Wrestling.. And I'm not ashamed to admit that in that history, you got the better of me.. But that's the past.. This is now.. And you can rest assured, K-Nox..

-[[ She smacks her fist into her open palm. ]]-

Allison Danger: Danger's got her groove back!

-[[ Her smile lets you know that she's looking forward to stepping in the ring with Rebecca Knox more than anything in a long time. ]]-

Allison Danger: And I'm ready, willing and able to do anything I have to do to get past you and make it to Total Destruction so that I can do exactly what I was brought here to do.. And that's raise the bar.. Just a little bit higher.. And lead the women of Solid Gold Wrestling into a new era!

-[[ She puts her hands on her hips, staring into the camera now with a look that's almost challenging the viewer. ]]-

Allison Danger: Girls.. Let's make history.

-[[ Fade. ]]-

Match Two: Six-Man Tag
CM Punk and the Trouble Franchise Kings versus Joey Ryan, Paul Birchill, and Lance Cade

[[ The random pairing of CM Punk, Shane Douglas, and Steve Corino started off hot and ended even stronger as they dominated the also random pairing of Joey Ryan and two lackies of Sports Entertainment Xtreme. CM Punk worked most of the match since his other two partners aren't in the greatest of shape. Punk had no problem manhandling the three opponents to much surprise. The ending of the match came as Punk hit Go To Sleep on Joey Ryan, only to be tagged in by Shane Douglas. Douglas covers Ryan and gets the three count! ]]

Winner: CM Punk, Shane Douglas, and Steve Corino (13:21)

[[ Michael Cole is seen backstage with the challengers to the LoC Tag Team Titles, America's Most Wanted- Chris Harris, James Storm, and Gail Kim. ]]

Michael Cole: With me at this time is America's Most Wanted and Gail Kim. Guys, next Sunday in Kansas City, you two will be fighting for the LoC World Tag Team titles.

Chris Harris: That's right. Boys, come May 20, the time for overlookin' America's Most Wanted is gonna' be over with. See, all these other tag teams want the titles pretty bad. Hell, the Kings of Wrestling came in and stole the titles.

[[ James Storm takes a drink of beer as Harris continues on. ]]

Chris Harris: Kings of Wrestling, let me remind ya' or somethin'.. Just 'cause you're carrying around a title belt.. It doesn't make you a real champion. Just look at Randy Orton.

[[ Cheap shot. James Storm starts laughing and drinks more beer. Gail stands there, a smile on her face, in her own little world. ]]

Chris Harris: James Gang, when times got rough in ol' SGDubya', you, just like the Kings, decided to come try ya' luck in LoC. Thing is, you came into OUR turf! The LoC tag team division is led by one team, and only team only.. AMERICA'S MOST WANTED!

[[ Harris takes his sunglasses off. ]]

Chris Harris: The Hardy Boys, MnM, New Hart Foundation.. Doesn't matter what team says they are the best. We don't do a lot o'talkin', instead.. We let our actions in the ring speak for us! And at Pride.. Our actions are gonna' be sayin'..

[[ James Storm puts the beer down and steps in front of Chris Harris. ]]

James Storm: Sorry bout'yo DAMN LUCK!

[[ AMW walk off as the scene fades back to the ringside area. ]]

Match Three: Singles Match
Tony Mamaluke versus Delirious

[[ Shelly Martinez is at ringside for the match, as is Trinity. This match was a solid, back and forth contest between two extremely talented wrestlers. Tony Mamaluke controls a lot of the match with a good combination of mat based offense and high flying maneuvers. Delirious manages to make a comeback and use his ferocity to turn the match in his favor. Delirious toys with Mamaluke for several minutes until Shelly tells Delirious to end the match, at which point Delirious begins running around the ring in circles, screaming before scooping up Mamaluke and hitting him with a Death Valley Driver and locking in a Cobra Clutch Crossface for the submission victory! ]]

Winner: Delirious via Submission (12:32)

Exclusive SGW Shock Footage
Filmed: 5 / 9 / 07

-[[ We're backstage where we see Lacey, still in her ring gear, sitting in the floor and just staring straight ahead with a pissed off look on her face.. Her arms crossed on her stomach, where she took the spear earlier from the masked man during her match with Allison Danger.. She looks completely deranged, like the loss has caused something to snap in her head.. We hear her mumbling something under her breath. ]]-

Lacey: ...Idiot... Stupid.. Stupid.. Idiot!

-[[ The door to the dressing room slowly opens and Jimmy Jacobs walks inside in his street clothes.. He has a balloon in his hand and looks like seeing Lacey in such pain is hurting him as well... She just stares straight ahead, not even looking up at him. ]]-

Jimmy Jacobs: Hi, Lacey..

-[[ Nothing. ]]-

Jimmy Jacobs: I heard about what happened tonight.. I got you a balloon.

-[[ There's an awkward silence. ]]-

Jimmy Jacobs: ..It says 'I Love You' on it.

-[[ Upon closer inspection, it does say "I Love You" in shiny, silver text across the red balloon.. She slowly looks up at Jimmy with nothing but pure hatred on her face. Jimmy swallows hard and lowers his hand in her direction, hoping she'll take the balloon.. She slowly reaches out, her upper lip twitching like the act disgusts her, and takes the string attached to the balloon.. She looks at it, the look of disgust sticking now. ]]-

Jimmy Jacobs: ..Because I do.. I do love you, Lacey! And if I could have been there tonight, I would have helped you win the match.. I wouldn't have let you get beaten like that failure, Brent Albright, did.. I knew he wasn't Lacey's Angels material.

-[[ A big smile suddenly stretches across her face and Jimmy smiles back.. And then without warning, she digs her fingernails into the balloon and destroys it and no sooner than the the loud pop fills the room, the smile is gone.. Lacey stands up, throwing the balloon aside and keeping on arm firmly across her stomach.. ]]-

Lacey: You...

-[[ Jimmy swallows hard. ]]-

Lacey: ...You.. You...... YOU IDIOT!!

Jimmy Jacobs: I.. I don't understand.

-[[ She yanks at her hair. ]]-

Lacey: OH MY GOD!! I ASKED YOU TO DO ONE THING!! ONE THING, JIMMY!! STAY AWAY FROM ME!! STAY.. THE HELL.. AWAY FROM ME!! AND YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!! EVERYTHING IS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU, JIMMY!!

Jimmy Jacobs: ...My love for you isn't ruined.

-[[ She just stares at him, wide eyed, her mouth almost hanging open. ]]-

Lacey: Are you FUCKING serious!?

-[[ He nods. ]]-

Lacey: I'm going to kick your ass, Jimmy!!

-[[ She pushes him. ]]-

Lacey: DO YOU HEAR ME!? YOU COST ME MY CHANCE AT CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO STAND THERE.. RIGHT IN MY FACE.. AND TALK ABOUT LOVE!? LOVE!? I DON'T CARE ABOUT LOVE, RETARD!! I CARE ABOUT GOLD!! CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD!!

Jimmy Jacobs: I have the Television title.. That's championship gold.

Lacey: That doesn't count.

Jimmy Jacobs: Why not?

Lacey: BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!

-[[ Her face is bright red from screaming so much. ]]-

Jimmy Jacobs: ..How did I cost you the match anyway, Lacey? I wasn't even at ringside for your match.. I was back here, watching the match on a monitor and cheering you on.. I even wrote a poem for you while I was watching.. See?

-[[ He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a folded up piece of paper.. He begins to unfold it but before he can do that, she yanks it out of his hand, rips it into pieces, throws it on the ground and spits on it.. He just stares at her. ]]-

Jimmy Jacobs: I love you.

-[[ She reaches up toward his neck like she's going to choke him and the look on her face says that's probably her intention before the dressing room door opens up and Brent Albright walks inside with the MASK the person that speared Lacey was wearing.. The black mask with the big heart on the face.. Lacey lowers her hands away from Jimmy's throat. ]]-

Lacey: Where did you find that?!

Brent Albright: Jimmy's bag.

Jimmy Jacobs: What?! That's totally not mine at all!

-[[ Albright reaches inside the mask and plucks out a tag and hands it to Lacey. ]]-

Lacey: 'One hundred percent cotton.. Machine washable.. Custom made in 2007 for Jimmy Jacobs.. Highspots dot com..' I told you it was your fault!! You can't explain your way out of this one, Jimmy!!

Jimmy Jacobs: Lacey, please! Anyone could have ordered a mask under my name!

-[[ Albright clears his throat and reaches into his pocket.. He removes a piece of paper and hands it to Lacey who begins reading that out loud as well.. ]]-

Lacey: It's an invoice for the mask.. Addressed to your home and signed by.. 'Jimmy Jacobs.. Yes, the real Jimmy Jacobs.' WHO THE HELL SIGNS AN INVOICE LIKE THAT!? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF DUMBASS!?

-[[ She shakes her head.. ]]-

Lacey: Don't answer that.. I already know!!

-[[ Jimmy looks down at the floor and mumbles. ]]-

Jimmy Jacobs: ....Love Machine had good intentions.

Lacey: LOVE MACHINE!? HERE'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT.. LOVE MACHINE!!

-[[ She yanks the mask out of Albright's hands and begins pulling on it, trying her best to rip it in half but has no luck.. Finally, she hands it back to Brent, who effortlessly tears it in half and throws it at Lacey's feet. She begins stomping the pieces and kicks them across the room. ]]-

Lacey: Jimmy.. Get out of this room.. NOW!! I need to decide what I'm going to do about you.. And while we're at it.. Brent has a big match against Low Ki next week... DO NOT BE IN THE BUILDING!! AT ALL!! Do you understand me!? ARE WE UNDERSTOOD?! GOOD!! Because if you show up, nevermind if you do anything stupid.. IF YOU SHOW UP AT ALL.. I'll be forced to do something that you DON'T.. Want me to do!!

-[[ He nods slowly. ]]-

Jimmy Jacobs: Yes, Lacey..

-[[ He walks away, stopping to pick up the pieces of Love Machine's mask before he exits the room and begins sobbing into them.. Lacey and Albright watch him leave, both of them looking pissed off as we fade out. ]]-

Match Four: Tag Team Match
Edge and Christian vs. Val Venis and Ron Killings

[[ Edge and Christian definitely give the secondary show some star power in the biggest main event we've seen on Glory. Val Venis has a long-standing rivalry going on with Edge and Christian, so he's going right for either of them every chance he gets. Edge and Christian show no rust as a tag team, showing why they've won seven titles together. Each opponent was isolated for long periods of time, allowing EnC to do whatever they wanted. Christian hit the Un-Prettier on Val Venis after Edge hit the Spear. Ron Killings doesn't even try to break up the pin. He just walks to the back, pissed off. Edge and Christian get the easy tag victory as they roll into PRIDE next Sunday!  ]]

Winner: Edge and Christian via Pinfall (15:06)

Fade out.