May 20, 2007
Kansas City, Missouri
-[[
Backstage, we see Rebecca Bayless standing by with Sean
Waltman.. We haven't seen Waltman on television in any
capacity since his embarrassing loss to Brent Albright
in the first Iron Fist rules match.. Waltman is in jeans
and a see through black shirt.. He doesn't bother
removing his sun glasses for the interview.. Waltman
doesn't look too happy at all to be here on Mayhem.. She
gets the interview started.
]]-
Rebecca Bayless:
..Hello, Solid Gold fans.. I'm standing here right now
with one of the pioneers of SGW's most prominent
wrestling style, Sean Waltman! Sean, ever since your
series of matches with the former Axis of Evil and
your.. Unfortunate loss to Brent Albright a month ago,
we haven't seen you on Shock or any other programming..
Why is that?
-[[
Waltman stands there silently for a moment before
speaking.
]]-
Sean
Waltman:
..It
was really a combination of things, Becky.. What went on
with Jimmy Rave was just a little part of it.. Jimmy
Rave is just a little jerk that couldn't get a win on
his own to save his life and quite frankly, I'm not sure
how the hell he got hired by SGW in the first place..
-[[
Waltman wipes his mouth.
]]-
Sean
Waltman:
No.. It wasn't just Jimmy Rave.. It was the fact that
Bischoff knew he had money in his pocket with me and the
James Gang reuniting.. Those guys were great talents..
They were two of my best friends in this business but
Bischoff allowed that stipulation at Supremacy to stand
even though we got screwed over hard by those... Those..
JACK OFFS!!
-[[
Rebecca takes a half-step back as he yells.. Waltman's
anger is becoming more straight forward now as he
continues speaking.
]]-
Sean
Waltman:
How the hell do you think it made me feel to know that
when Jimmy Rave pinned me.. PINNED ME.. That I cost my
best friends their jobs with the greatest company in the
world!?
-[[
She
shakes her head, she doesn't know.
]]-
Sean
Waltman:
It felt pretty fuckin' bad!!
-[[
There's another pause as he puts his hands on his hips
and looks down at the ground.. He doesn't look back up
as he continues speaking.
]]-
Sean
Waltman:
What happened with Albright.. I don't care.. I wasn't
all there.. I wasn't myself.. As far as I'm concerned..
He can have that one and if he's as big a star as he
probably thinks he is, he'll be around long enough for
me to get my rematch and we'll see just who the hell is
the better man.....
Rebecca Bayless:
What
are you saying?
Sean
Waltman:
I'm
sayin'.. I lost my way but now.. I'm back and I'm ready
to get back in the mix.. Ready to say goodbye to all
that D-Generation X rehashing.. I feel bad about costing
them their jobs.. But maybe it was for the best.. We can
do our own thing now and that'll be best for all of us
in the long run.. From here on out, it's a brand new
start for Sean Waltman..
-[[
She
goes to close up the interview when she looks off camera
and looks surprised.
]]-
Rebecca Bayless:
Hey.. What are those guys doing here?!
-[[
Waltman looks over himself and the camera pans over in
that direction to reveal BJ Whitmer, Chavo Guerrero,
Chase Stevens and Andy Douglas entering the building
from the parking lot. Chavo and the Naturals are dressed
in decent looking dress clothes, while Whitmer is
wearing jeans and a WRESTLE! t-shirt.. Waltman mobs up
on them, looking pissed.
]]-
Sean
Waltman:
Hey!! What the fuck are you guys doing here!?
-[[
Whitmer puts his hands up.
]]-
BJ
Whitmer:
Easy, bud.. Bischoff signed us up Thursday night.
-[[
Waltman looks down at Whitmer's shirt.. He looks
disgusted.
]]-
Sean
Waltman:
Yeah, whatever.. It's bad enough that he signed you
goons but you got some kinda' balls comin' in here with
that shirt on.. And you, Guerrero.. As far as I'm
concerned, you can just go to hell!!
-[[
Guerrero looks surprised.
]]-
Chavo Guerrero:
Why me!?
Sean
Waltman:
'Cause you had the chance to come to Solid Gold but you
took a WRESTLE! contract instead!! And now you're just
gonna waltz in here like it's nothin'!? Screw you, boy!!
-[[
The Naturals step up in Waltman's direction.
]]-
Chase Stevens: You got something to say to us, too?
Sean
Waltman:
Yeah.. Who the hell ARE you two jack-offs?
-[[
Whitmer puts his arm in front of the Naturals, backing
them up.
]]-
BJ
Whitmer:
..Sean, I think we have some kind of misunderstanding
here.
-[[
Waltman just stares him down..
]]-
BJ
Whitmer:
And
I think this will settle it.
-[[
Whitmer removes his WRESTLE! t-shirt and hands it to
Waltman.. Waltman looks down at it, disgusted and
Whitmer drills Waltman with a big right hand!! The
Naturals and Chavo join in and they pin Waltman against
the wall and begin ruining him with sickening punches to
the stomach and head!! They stomp Waltman into the
ground and the Naturals hold him up.. Whitmer gets a
running start and BIG BOOTS Waltman right in the face!!
Waltman goes limp in their arms and Whitmer motions at
the Naturals to lift him back up.
]]-
BJ
Whitmer:
Drag his ass out of here!
-[[
Chavo and the Naturals go outside with Waltman and
Whitmer turns and sees Bayless watching this unfold with
horror across her face.. Without warning, he just scoops
her up over his shoulder and carries her outside as well
as she kicks and screams, trying to escape... Once
they're all out in the parking lot, we see their
destination.. The Naturals have taken Sean Waltman to
the DUMPSTER! Chavo opens the dumpster up and the
Naturals dump Waltman inside!! Whitmer begins getting
closer to the dumpster with Becky over his shoulder.
]]-
Rebecca Bayless:
NO!!
DON'T!! DON'T!! PLEASE!!
-[[
And Whitmer just tosses her over inside!! Chavo shuts
the dumpster lid and locks it down. Whitmer turns and
wipes his hands off, looking disgusted himself now.
]]-
BJ
Whitmer:
I always hated takin' out the trash.
-[[
Team
WRESTLE! all laugh in unison and walk away as we hear
Becky crying out from inside her big, green prison.
]]-
Rebecca Bayless:
SICK!! THERE'S CONDOMS IN HERE!! EWWWWW!!
-[[
What
the hell is going to happen with this new WRESTLE!
alliance being turned loose in Solid Gold Wrestling!?
]]-
-[[
Fade.
]]-
Match One:
Singles Match
Billy Kidman, Homicide & Gregory Helms
versus
Team Rainbow Fish & Lance Starr
This match was fast paced with lots of solid action
between both teams. Chris Kanyon carried his team well,
obtaining a majority of the offense on their behalf.
Kidman lays a beat down on Lance Starr and leaves him
laying with a BK Bomb but isn't impressed and demands
that Starr tag out. Starr tags in Shark Boy and Kidman
tags in Homicide. Homicide beats Shark Boy, rips his
mask and plants him with a stunner. He throws Shark Boy
out of the ring and Kanyon takes his place. The match
erupts in a brawl with Gregory Helms going outside to
take care of Shark Boy again. He throws Shark Boy over
the announce table and into the laps of the
commentators. Kidman clotheslines Kanyon over the top
rope and follows him out, leaving Homicide alone with
Lance Starr, Cop Killa' and good night. It looks like
Homicide and Kidman won't have a problem coexisting on
May 27th!
Winners:
Billy Kidman, Homicide & Gregory Helms via Pin Fall in
15:22
[[
We
see the James Gang standing backstage, getting ready for
Pride later on tonight with Michael Cole. BG James is
holding one of The Hart Foundation's tag titles.
]]
Michael Cole:
I'm standing here with the James Gang, one of four teams
in the big elimination tag team match for the Tag Titles
tonight. BG, we'll start with you. You ended up with one
of the Tag Titles belonging to Teddy Hart and Harry
Smith that Claudio Castagnoli and Chris Hero swiped from
them.
[[
BG slaps the belt with a smile.
]]
BG James:
That's right, Cole. Them Kings of Wrestling came
into our yard tryin' to stand in our way of getting a
title shot, and we wasn't gonna' take it anymore. Seems
like every team in this company wants to get in our way
of our one goal of enterin' LoC.
[[
BG
looks to the camera.
]]
BG James:
The
James Gang WILL get our hands on the LoC Tag titles
tonight in Kansas City! We got this one belt here, but
it ain't enough. All we had to do was beat down Claudio
and take that belt. If that's how easy it's gonna' be
tonight.. Boys, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
Kip James:
That's right! The James Gang is in LoC for one reason,
to win those titles! We left SGW on terrible terms, came
to LoC for a fresh start.. And all we've done since is
sit back and be passed over. WELL, NOT ANY MORE! Those
Tag Titles belong to us, and if you ain't down with
that..
[[
Pause.
]]
Kip James:
Too
damn bad.
[[
Fade.
]]
Match Two:
Singles Match
Ron Killings
versus
Eric Young
Eric
Young is fresh from WRESTLE!, making his LoC in-ring
debut tonight on the show against the struggling Ron
Killings. Ron Killings looked real motivated to get on
the winning track here in LoC, after weeks of being
pushed around and beaten by anyone and everyone. Eric
Young had a lot of ring-rust with the lay-off from
WRESTLE!, so he wasn't at his top form, not like it'd
mattered against the former NWA World Champion. Killings
dominated this short match and ended it with the Lie
Detector for three.
Winner:
Ron Killings via Pinfall
(4:31)
SGW
Shock Footage - Taped 5 / 16 / 07
-[[
We
see Eric Bischoff standing in his office.. In his hands,
we see he has a small stack of papers.. Bischoff looks
into the camera and addresses the viewers at home..
]]-
Eric
Bischoff:
Two
weeks ago, a challenge was issued by Nigel McGuinness to
"The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit for a one on one
match at SGW's next pay-per-view offering, Total
Destruction on May 27th..
-[[
A
pause.
]]-
Eric
Bischoff:
I'd like to say that.. As a wrestling fan.. The prospect
of this match excites me and I was extremely happy when
Chris Benoit accepted Nigel's challenge for the match..
And I'm even more happy that it will be in a Solid Gold
Wrestling ring so that it can be appreciated by the
greatest fans in the world..
-[[
Bischoff holds up the papers in his hand.
]]-
Eric
Bischoff:
As a
matter of fact, this match excites me so much that I'm
going to add a stipulation to it.. No, nothing that will
hinder the match quality.. I'd never dream of it.. No,
you see.. I have such a great amount of respect for
these two men that I'm going to offer the winner of the
match a contract... And not just any contract.. I'm
talking about a contract that guarantees the winner,
upon signing it, an SGW Title shot at any time they want
it.. Any month, any week, day, hour or minute...
Whenever you want it, sign the contract and it's yours..
And that.. Is an Eric Bischoff.. Guarantee.
-[[
He smiles that trademark Bischoff smile as the camera
zooms in on the world title contract and we fade out.
]]-
Match Three:
Singles Match
Sabu
versus
John Walters
Daizee Haze is at ringside with Walters as she didn't
make the trip to England with Nana and Rave. Sabu and
Walters go back and forth in a stiff slugfest with
Walters trying to take over with some wrestling holds,
only to find out that Sabu isn't interested in that at
all. Sabu beats Walters down, nails him with a drop kick
and goes up top only to have Walters bring him down by
crotching him.. Walters follows him up for a superplex
but only gets two. The two go back and forth a bit
longer with Walters having to up his brutality level to
keep the upper hand but that's not enough as Sabu hits
him with a tornado DDT and follows up with the triple
jump moonsault for the three count.
Winner:
Sabu via Pin Fall in
12:27
[[
Jeff Jarrett takes our screen over after that impressive
victory by Sabu. He has a guitar in hand, wearing his
"King of the Mountain" t-shirt and his ring gear.
]]
Jeff Jarrett:
Ya' know, ever since that day I left SGDubya', I've been
countin' down the days until I came back and got my
revenge.
[[
He
rubs his chin.
]]
Jeff Jarrett:
I
shoulda' known that Jillian Hall was the last person I
needed to trust. Women, women will do nothin' but bring
you down and take everything you have away from ya'.
[[
He
shakes his head, almost in disbelief.
]]
Jeff Jarrett:
That's what she did to me. She took everything I had
from me. She took professional wrestling away from Jeff
Jarrett.
[[
Pause. His face looks expressionless.
]]
Jeff Jarrett:
And
tonight, here on Mayhem, Jeff Jarrett takes back
everything that was stolen from him, and more. Chris
Masters, son, you've done got yourself in a world
o'trouble sidin' with Jillian.
[[
He's
fully focused.
]]
Jeff Jarrett:
I'm takin' back my career you and Jillian tried takin'
away from me all those weeks ago.. And on top of that..
I'm takin' YOURS!
[[
Fade.
]]
Match Four:
Loser Leaves Wrestling
MAYHEM MAIN EVENT
Jeff Jarrett
vs.
Chris Masters
This
definitely is the biggest main event to come out of this
joint-Mayhem venture from LoC and SGW. Jeff Jarrett
retired from wrestling after Jillian Hall and Chris
Masters beat him down. Shortly thereafter, Masters and
Jillian left SGW, citing doing the one thing they
planned on, then tried their hand at LoC. The LoC
journey didn't last long, as Jarrett came back and got
this match tonight on Mayhem. Masters overpowers Jarrett
to start, but the veteran Jarrett shows why he's one of
the smartest people in the game today, getting out of
everything Masters applies. Jillian distracts the ref,
allowing Masters to low-blow Jarrett. "IT'S MASTER LOCK
TIME, BAY-BEH!" MASTERLOCK IS APPLIED! No one breaks the
Masterlock! No one! Nothing! JARRETT runs to the ropes,
springs off the bottom rope.. one, two, three! Jarrett
has beaten Masters!
Winner:
Jeff Jarrett via Pinfall
(12:42)
Fade out. |