June 3, 2007
Phoenix, Arizona

[[ Mayhem opens up as we see Joey Ryan, Super Dragon, and Adam Pearce standing backstage. Joey Ryan stands in front of both men, stroking his outrageous facial hair. ]]

Joey Ryan: Ya' know, I've sat back since day one in LoC, and I've let people run over me.. I've let them make me into a joke. I've lost matches, I've been beaten from ring post to ring post on a weekly basis.. Well, that all stops tonight!

[[ Pearce and Super Dragon nod. ]]

Joey Ryan: In PWG, I was the World Champion for over a year! In California, I'm treated like a king on the independent circuit! So what I decided to do to turn this stigma I have of being caught in the 70s and being a big ol' joke.. Is that Joey Ryan no longer walks alone.

[[ He rubs his hands together. ]]

Joey Ryan: That's right, baby, Joey Ryan went deep into the indy circuit, and he pulled out two of the best wrestlers he could find. I found two men I can trust, and two men who's gonna' ride with me to the TOP of League of Champions!

[[ He points to Adam Pearce. ]]

Joey Ryan: Adam Pearce from Chicago. A student of the game, a man who is everything that is pure with the business right now.

[[ He then turns to Super Dragon and sports a big smile. ]]

Joey Ryan: And the Super Dragon. One of my best friends from the circuit. This man doesn't care about anyone, anything, or his body! A new era is upon LoC! A new era of excellence..

[[ Brief pause. ]]

Joey Ryan: A new.. Dynasty.

[[ He smirks, flicking the toothpick out of his mouth. ]]

Joey Ryan: And it's gonna' be.. dy.. no.. mite!

[[ Fade. ]]

Match One: Singles Match
Joey Ryan and Super Dragon vs. Shark Boy and Kikutaro

[[ Super Dragon is making his LoC debut after working several tryout matches with the company. He and Joey Ryan owned Pro-Wrestling Guerrilla, so they have a history. The match is highly entertaining, and these four men have no problem with getting in the ring and giving it their best shot to entertain the crowd. Shark Boy fights off Joey Ryan, who goes for his inhaler. Super Dragon comes in and closes the door on any chance of a comeback for Shark Boy and Kikutaro, hitting Kikutaro with a Michinoku Driver, and then finishing Shark Boy off with the Psycho Driver for the three count. ]]

Winner: Joey Ryan and Super Dragon via Pinfall (13:13)

-[[ Backstage, Rebecca Bayless is standing by with Michael Shane and Frankie Kazarian. They're both in their wrestling gear and are about to go to the ring for the match with the Full Blooded Italians. Rebecca begins the interview. ]]-

Rebecca Bayless: Michael Shane and Frankie Kazarian.. You two wanted to address the fans.. AND Solid Gold Wrestling officials before you go out for your match tonight.. What is it that you want to say?

-[[ Michael Shane takes the initiative. ]]-

Michael Shane: Well, Becky.. We were hoping we could say this on Shock, but since there's apparently no room on the flagship show of Solid Gold for the only undefeated tag team in the entire company.. We have to settle for Mayhem.

Frankie Kazarian: Yeah.

Michael Shane: Let us explain to you how it felt to be undefeated.. And to watch Shark Boy and Chris Kanyon earn a title shot at Body Count simply by being in the right place at the right time...

Frankie Kazarian: It was crap!

Michael Shane: Exactly.

-[[ Kazarian steps up now. ]]-

Frankie Kazarian: We've been here for months! We put away the Untouchables when no one else could and ended THEIR undefeated streak! And not only do those guys.. Who haven't won five matches between them get a title shot, but we can't even get a match on Shock!

Michael Shane: Just like in TNA, we're getting held back by the higher ups and we're sick and tired of it!

Frankie Kazarian: I didn't cut my hair for this!

Michael Shane: And I didn't call myself Martyr and wrestle in eye liner and lipstick for a year so that I could come to SGW and get crapped on! We deserve a little respect around here because so far, no one in this company has had what it takes to put us on the mat for a three count!

-[[ Shane and Kazarian look at each other and then back at the camera. ]]-

Michael Shane: So, this is what's going down.. We're going to throw out an open challenge to any team on the entire roster for SHOCK.. That's right, SHOCK, not Mayhem..... SHOCK! And if we win, we want in on that title match at Body Count!

-[[ They mean business. ]]-

Frankie Kazarian: Make it happen, Borden.

-[[ They begin to walk off camera when Rebecca shrieks and a chair slams across Kazarian's back! Kazarian goes down and Chase Stevens and Andy Douglas mob Michael Shane and begin beating him down! They kick away at him as Rebecca screams for them to stop. ]]-

Andy Douglas: Shut up, you stupid bitch!! Or it's the dumpster again!!

-[[ She quickly shuts up and runs away. Andy Douglas pulls Michael Shane up and throws him into Chase Stevens, who nails him right in the head with the steel chair! The Naturals stand over Shane and Kazarian and Chase drops the chair. Kazarian is groaning in pain and clutching his back.. Shane is laying motionless and bleeding from his forehead. ]]-

Chase Stevens: Damn, Andy.. Looks like these guys ain't gonna make it to the ring for their match! I wonder what other team here tonight's good enough to take on those border jumping greasers?

Andy Douglas: I don't know, Chase... How about us?

-[[ Chase smacks himself on the forehead like he didn't think about this. ]]-

Chase Stevens: Naturally! Let's go!

-[[ They head to the ring for the match that was supposed to be for Shane and Kazarian.. This isn't what the damn fans paid for! No one would pay money to see the damn Naturals in action! ]]-

The Naturals versus The Full Blooded Italians

[[ Trinity is at ringside with the Italians. The match is quick but filled with lots of fast paced action. The Naturals isolate Mamaluke in their corner and beat him down. Mamaluke makes a hot tag to Guido only a few minutes in but his flurry of offense gets him nowhere. Trinity tries for a moonsault but she accidentally hits Guido with it. The Naturals throw her out of the ring and hit the Natural Disaster on Guido for the three count. ]]

Winners: The Naturals via Pin Fall in 7:32

-[[ After the match, Chase Stevens grabs the microphone from the ring announcer. ]]-

Chase Stevens: You people like that!?

-[[ Loud boos. ]]-

Chase Stevens: Well, get used to it!! WRESTLE! IS TAKING OVER MAYHEM!!

-[[ What?! ]]-

-[[ We immediately see a close up of Chris Sabin.. He looks focused is already in his wrestling gear. He stands in front of the interview set but he's the only one there. No Bayless or Grisham tonight. Chris Sabin begins speaking directly into the camera. ]]-

Chris Sabin: A few weeks ago.. I challenged Samoa Joe to a match and to make a long story short.. I got my ass kicked.. To be fair to myself, he had to use a steel chair, but in my book.. A beating is a beating and I got one on that night..

-[[ Sabin nods to himself, accepting this. ]]-

Chris Sabin: Tonight's the first time I'll be seeing action since a week before Total Destruction and I have two things on my mind.. The first thing on my mind.. Is you, Samoa Joe.. Real original, I guess, add another name to the list of guys that are wanting to take a shot at the big target on your back.. But Aries has had his shot at you.. And whatever scraps Nigel leaves after WrestleBrawl, you better believe that I'm going to be there to pick up the pieces and finish you off for good.

-[[ Sabin is intense. ]]-

Chris Sabin: The other thing on my mind.. Is the SGW Television Championship.. Sure, it's not the world championship or even the Iron Fist championship, but it's the only singles title I've had a shot at in this company.. And when I got my one shot.. I didn't get the win.. Tonight, not only do I get the opportunity to right that, but I get the opportunity to take the title away from the man who robbed me of it in the first place... Jimmy Jacobs.

-[[ WHAM! Chris Sabin is nailed from behind... By Chavo Guerrero! Chavo beats down on Sabin, hitting him while he's down and then locking him in a rear naked choke! He chokes Sabin out viciously and then smacks his face on the concrete floor! Chavo leaves Sabin completely unconscious on the floor and stands over him with a big smile on his face.. Is this part of the damned WRESTLE! invasion of Mayhem!? ]]-

Chavo Guerrero: Chris Sabin! I know your type, esse.. You probably would have been GLAD to give me a match here tonight... Or any night for that matter.. And when guys like Sonjay Dutt are getting shots, homes, all I would have had to do was ask to get a title shot..... But that's not my way!!

-[[ He slaps himself on the chest. ]]-

Chavo Guerrero: I'M A GUERRERO!

-[[ He points up at the ceiling. ]]-

Chavo Guerrero: I LIE.. I CHEAT.. AND I STEEEEEEEAL!

-[[ He pumps his fists. ]]-

Chavo Guerrero: VIVA LA WRESTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!

-[[ Chavo Guerrero is taking Sabin's place in the main event!? What a rip off!! Chavo Guerrero sucks compared to Sabin!! If the fans wanted to see these WRESTLE! rejects, WRESTLE! wouldn't have gone out of business in the first place! ]]-

Match Three: Women's Match
Traci Brooks vs. MsChif

[[ The first LoC women's match on Mayhem starts off with two unique styles against one another. MsChif dominates the match for the better part, getting a couple of near falls. She gets The Desecrator, and covers.. One, two, a mystery person runs in the ring.. Wait a second, LUFISTO? LuFisto, the former wrestler in WRESTLE! has hit the ring and is beating down on both women! LuFisto has made a statement tonight on Mayhem! ]]

Winner: No Contest via Interference (4:58)

Exclusive Post Shock Footage - Taped 5 / 30 / 07

-[[ James Gibson is sitting in the empty arena, watching Lance Starr, Shane Hagadorn and Mercedes Martinez, among others, take down the ring. Gibson is in jeans, a baseball cap and a 'John Deere' t-shirt. He sits there in silence like something is bothering him. As the camera zooms in on his face, he begins to speak, looking down as he does. ]]-

James Gibson: Few weeks ago... I was on top o' the world.. I was havin' great matches with one o' the best rasslers in the world.. William Regal.. I respected him.. I thought he respected me.. He beat mah ass once.. I beat him back and I guess that done went and did somethin' to'is mind..

-[[ Gibson wipes his nose. ]]-

James Gibson: We teamed up 'ginst them Briscoe boys and he.. He hit me by accident with some o' them knuckle dusters.. Don't know why he had'em but I knew he didn't need'em.. He was better 'an'at, ya' know?

-[[ Gibson pauses. ]]-

James Gibson: I told'im.. I wuddn't mad at'im.. I just wanted one more match with'im to find out who really was the better man 'tween us.. But 'fore'at match was 'sposed to start, Regal run off and went to Japan..

-[[ Gibson removes his cap and wipes his brow. ]]-

James Gibson: Normally, I wouldn't care too much 'bout thangs like'at.. But when I rassled Finlay on Mayhem last week.. I found out'at when Regal left.. He took somethin' o' mine with'im.. Somethin' I need back.. I lost to Finlay.. My momentum done gone and died! Regal, the only way I can get it back is to face you one more time! I have to know if I belong where I am in SGW.. I have to know if I belong where ya' put me... I can't know 'til we go one more time.. 'Til you get back, Regal, I'm gonna square thangs with Finlay and I'm gonna see where the Lord takes me in this great company...... 'Til then, I'll be waitin' on ya'..

-[[ He puts his cap back on his head and tips it at the camera.. A long pause. ]]-

James Gibson: 'Til that day.

-[[ Gibson stands up and walks away. ]]-

[[ Backstage we see Kurt Angle associating with some of the LoC and SGW road agents, just wasting some time while the show's going on. Angle's in his street clothes, not scheduled to compete tonight on the show. His conversation is cut short as BJ Whitmer walks up to Kurt, clears his voice, and taps him on the shoulder. Kurt turns around, confused. ]]

Kurt Angle: No autographs.

BJ Whitmer: I don't want one.

Kurt Angle: What do you want then?

BJ Whitmer: Do you not know who I am?

[[ Angle looks Whitmer up and down a few times then shakes his head. ]]

Kurt Angle: Nope. Should I?

BJ Whitmer: I'm a wrestler, just like you. In fact, I used to wrestle for Jonathan Coachman in his WRESTLE! promotion.

[[ Angle's puzzled. ]]

Kurt Angle: Never heard of it.

BJ Whitmer: That's because you weren't good enough to wrestle in it.

Kurt Angle: That right? Who the hell do you think you are?

BJ Whitmer: I'm BJ Whitmer.

[[ Angle starts laughing. ]]

Kurt Angle: What's your ring name then?

BJ Whitmer: BJ Whitmer.

[[ Angle wasn't expecting that reply. He's momentarily stunned. ]]

Kurt Angle: WRESTLE!, eh? The company with Carlito's brother, Brock Lesnar, and Kevin friggin' Steen in it?

BJ Whitmer: That's right.

Kurt Angle: Who the HELL is Kevin Steen? Huh? What in God's name is Team Masturbation, and how did they get a job to wrestle with that ridiculous name!? WRESTLE! shut down for a reason.. It was built out of toilet paper, because there was nothing in that place but SHIT!

[[ Whitmer's eyes go wide. He takes a step closer to Angle, manning up on me. ]]

Kurt Angle: Oh, so you're going to stand up to me, huh? That right? You wanna' act all tough in front of me now? They need to replace the "W" in "Whitmer" and put an "S" in it's place.

[[ Whitmer doesn't look happy. ]]

Kurt Angle: That'd make you BJ SHITmer, because that's what you are, pal! It's true, damn true!

[[ Whitmer clinches his fists. ]]

Kurt Angle: Don't even think about it.. Unless you want to have bones broken.

BJ Whitmer: You're not so tough, Angle. You're not so tough.

[[ Whitmer backs away, shaking his fist. ]]

BJ Whitmer: You're nothing!

[[ Whitmer walks off before he gets into a fight with Angle. Angle stands there, hands on his hips, shaking his head. Angle can't believe BJ Whitmer of all people just tried picking a fight with him. We go to the ring for the main event. ]]

Match Four: SGW Television Title
Jimmy Jacobs vs. Chavo Guerrero

[[ Lacey is not at ringside for this match, she's still resting after her injury but is expected to return on Shock this week. Chavo dominates Jimmy Jacobs completely, beating him down and outwrestling him. The fans boo loudly for the entire time and pop huge when Jimmy gets offense. Chavo fights off all of Jimmy's offense and sets him for a Gory Special but Jimmy escapes. Chavo hits the Three Amigos and goes up top for the frog splash but Jimmy gets the knees up. Jimmy takes advantage and goes for the Contra Code but Chavo escapes. Chavo ends up in the corner and Jimmy gets the Top Eight before going for the Contra Code again and this time he gets it! Jimmy covers him! One! Two! Thr-- No! Someone dove into the ring and pulled Jimmy off of Chavo! It's JONATHAN COACHMAN! The referee calls for the bell! ]]

Winner & Still Champion: Jimmy Jacobs via DQ in 13:28

-[[ Jonathan Coachman, the former owner of WRESTLE! begins putting the boots to Jimmy Jacobs and once Chavo is up, he does, too! They double team Jimmy and stomp him into the mat as the fans begin throwing garbage into the ring. The show comes to a close as the two WRESTLE! invaders rub the Television Title into Jimmy's face. What's going on now!? Jonathan Coachman?! WRESTLE! taking over MAYHEM!? It doesn't make any sense! ]]-

Fade out.