Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Daniel Ackart, coming at you right now, right here for the IWC. I'll be writing on a bi-weekly basis a column for the IWC, and thus will be named... "I Will Not Be Silenced" inspired by former ULW/IWC superstar Simon Cagero, otherwise known as Silencer, as I am a huge mark for him.

In this column, we'll have your usual jibber-jabber about the recent going-on's in the IWC, regarding the lacy, the trashy, and the downright disgusting. As well as news on people besides Robin Brooks. Beware though, because I will not pull any punches, and the stuff I may say may offend you. If this happens, the complaints department is in the trash can besides my desk. This is an opinon, and if you don't like it, you'll probably get further by shoving your head up your ass and fighting for air, rather than trying to fight me. Besides, I do this in my spare time, and Orlando Cruze is a cheap bastard, and doesn't pay me much of anything; so, that means that you can either shut the fuck up, or read on.

Continuing on...

In recent news, AWOL is back in the IWC. This was taken as a shock for millions of people; but not really for myself. What I'm really asking, is who the hell is hitting Kingdom with the pipes? Could it be that AWOL was tired of being in the back wings for so long, and is looking for a quick route to the top? Could really be anything, but my suspicions shoot toward AWOL in the whole Kingdom attackings, since they really didn't get along in the first place. AND, AWOL being in the financial situation he's in, he needs an extra couple bucks, which can only be achieved by being at the top wrung of the ladder.

Simon Cagero is back in IWC, as well. By God, jesus. Orlando said that he had some huge contract signings, and he was right. Not only securing AWOL a place in the IWC, but also Simon. I can say from personal experience, that IWC's about to get shook up a little bit with both these superstars making their return, and Kingdom is certainly in for a run for his money; because both these men seem to have the intention of taking that gold away from him. Yeah, you can move over, Brooks; go concentrate on Hurse being married, and you living alone, forever, because both these men look to be ready to kick some serious ass.

Speaking of Brooks, Hurse, and that entire fiasco, Hurse has to face his wife in an upcoming match this week, showing the world that he's really not afraid to hit a girl. Let's see how much that crazy bastard really loves Katelyn, by bashing her brains in, and securing a win. Show Robin exactly what she wants, but in return, get your way. Maybe after the dust has settled, Robin would be up for a three-sum. Who knows?

Hurse, is still trying to get the love of his life back, and will do anything, by any means nessicary, even if it means screwing the dirtiest, most disease infected hookers the world has to offer. That's why he's turned to Porno Lad for help, who has, of course, downright refused to help Hurse. Can we blame him, though? Even dirty hookers value their life. It's still three on two, with the Brat Pack and Robin Brooks bringing up the rear. Not very good odds for Hursey boy, if I do say so, myself.

Too Magnificent is back as well, and he's decided to go into cahoots with Psycho, our resident loon. Together, they tried to take out Axl Evermore, and failed absolutely miserably. Of course, Psycho being the nice guy he is, completely put the blame on Too Magnificent's shoulders, and now they face off on the next Riot! To show who really is to blame. The big, constipated bastard, or the IWC Looney bin escapee. Let's see if Psycho has what it takes to knock the shit out of Too Magnificent, and get that stupid constipated look off his face.

Speaking of people with stupid looks on their faces, Christian Savior offered Pat Evans a number one contendership spot for the World Championship. If Pat has half a brain in his head, he'll take it, so he can face our champion, Johnny Kingdom, and prove that he deserves to be at the top, instead of being given everything on a silver platter... So what, Christian Savior doesn't think that he deserves it, and Pat does; I'd still take it. It's the oppertunity that Pat Evans has been waiting for, and it looks like, from this angle, that it's the only oppertunity that will come knocking on his door, for a very long time.

With all that being said, here are my predictions for the next RIOT!

Robin Brooks & Christian Savior & Sean Johnson vs. Johnny Kingdom & Axl Evermore & Aurora Rose

At this point in time, I believe that nobody is going to win. OH! Wait, yes someone is. Johnny Kingdom and Axl Evermore will wipe the floor with all three of those jokes, and Aurora will be too busy diddling herself. Hurry up, and get the rag out of your ass!

AWOL vs. Max Craven

AWOL is back, and back with a vengance. He's looking to secure himself into something a little bit more profitable, and this is definately a way to head up the ladder... Break it off, legs first.

Pat Evans vs. Simon Cagero

Simon's out of the gates, and at the finish line before Pat Evans even gets out of his stable.

Riggs & Porno Lad vs. Miho Miyazaki & Jackson Adams

Miho wants to fuck the Porno Lad; leaving Mr. Adams high and dry.

Too Magnificent vs. Psycho: No Disqualification

Hard to say; who wants to be blamed for losing to Axl Evermore. I know, I sure wouldn't.

Hurse vs. Katelyn Buehler

Hurse always did like a little rough foreplay, probably a little bit more than Katelyn Buehler.

Well, I guess that's pretty well everything from me. If you do have any questions, or anything you would like to add, you can contact me, and I will try to incorporate them into the next shows. But if you want to complain, well; I said it earlier. This has been Daniel Ackart, writing for I Will Not Be Silenced. Stay tuned for the Pay Per View eddition!