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Undead! Undead! Undead! Undead! Undead! You better get up out the way Tomorrow we'll rise so we fight today And no, I don't give a fuck what you think and say 'Cause we are gonna rock this whole place anyway (Undead!) Fireworks go off all around the ring. The titatron turns on and shows Rossi and Kash taking over Legacy again. Banners drop down with Kash and Rossi on them. Now I see that motherfucker writin' on the wall When you see, J-3-T, Thirty D bra, Fuck those haters I see, Cause I hate that you breathe, I see you duck, You little punk, You little fucking disease, I got H.U. tatted on the front of my arm, Boulevard, Brass knuckles in the back of the car, Cause we drunk drive Cadillacs- we never go far, And when you see us motherfuckers, better know who we are. The video then shows a video on the return of The Asylum. Suddenly the lights turn off. When it turns on. The banners of kash and Rossi are on the stage burning in flames. Three new banners appear of Shadow Demon, Havoc, and Shayne Wolf. (Undead!) You better get up out the way, Tomorrow we'll rise so we fight today, And no, I don't give a fuck what you think and say, 'Cause we are gonna rock this whole place anyway. (Undead!) (Undead!) You better get up out the way, Tomorrow we'll rise so we fight today, And no, I don't give a fuck what you think and say, 'Cause we are gonna rock this whole place anyway. Dwayne is seen walking back stage with Tiffany who is wearing a black blindfold. Now I know what you are all thinking, Dwayne is putting the moves on Tiff and this is all just some form of kink that is being displayed, but that is far from the matter at hand. Who knows, after what he is about to show her he may just get laid. Tiffany: Where are we going? Dwayne: Just relax love and enjoy the ride. He turns her toward the left and out the curtains on to the entrance way. All is peaceful and not a single sound is heard. It is actually quite nice. Walking her forward a bit more he stops and proceeds to step in front, facing her head on. What the camera didn’t show you that is now visible was a box all wrapped up with a bow on it that Dwayne had in his right hand. Dwayne: Open your eyes schmexy I bought ya a present! Tiffany removes the blindfold and sees Dwayne holding the wrapped box at waste level. She looks at Dwayne and smiles a bit before cautiously opening the box. Inside was definitely not what she was expecting. She lets out a slight gasp. Dwayne: You like your gift, yeah? Tiffany: What the fuck man! Is that your cock? Inside the box, but thankfully not on camera was in fact Dwayne’s not so private parts. He had wrapped up a box, cut a hole in the side and slipped in his Johnson before placing the lid on. Dwayne: All ten and a half inches baby! That beast is all natural too! But that’s not your real present, just more of an after dinner mint per say. Tiffany: Dude, put that thing away before you choke someone with it. She adverts her eyes, but cannot help to glace back to take a second look before he zips up and points at her real gift out. Tiffany: Check that shit out! On the side of Dwayne is a diamond crusted Female Vest. The light glistens and gleams off the stones. Dwayne: Figured you should have something nice for your first night on Legacy. You like? Tiff’s jaw drops as she picks it up. She cannot believe what is standing in front of her. Tiffany: Holy shit! This thing is amazing! Dwayne: My cock or the ring? Tiffany: The Vest! Well both actually. How in the hell did you pull this off? This thing must have cost a fortune. Dwayne: Let’s just say I have connections. She smiles at him and grabs his hand as they walk back up the aisle way. Starr walks away to go out for her match. Paramore's hit single ''Emergency'' booms threw the PA System. As fan favorite Tiffany Starr comes from behind the curtain with a evil smirk on her face. Hands hold their hands out waiting for Tiffany to give them a five, but when Tiffany looks like she is giving her fans a five she snatches her hand away and yells ''Too Fast!'' She walks down the ramp and stops as her red pyro explodes. John Griffyn: Making her way to the ring, Tiffany Starr! Knuckleduster by children of bodom Lights dim and the intro picks up as soon as the first riff hits a huge black and red pyro go off and Outsider and his bitch Trash approach the ring,while on the ramp they slap high fives to the crowd as they approach the ring trash goes in through the ropes while outsider takes the steps and he then goes on the second rope raising his kendo stick while his girlfriend trash is wrapped around his leg he then throws his jacket into the crowd. John Griffyn: On his way to the ring, from Toronto, Canada, The Outsider! Tiffany Starr and The Outsider exchange three or four blows before Outsider whips Starr off the ropes but Starr holds on. Unfortunately for Starr, Outsider clotheslines Starr over the top rope sending her down onto the floor. Outsider hops down to the floor and grabs Starr and deliver a perfect vertical suplex onto the hard floor. As Starr makes it to her feet Outsider attempts to whip her into the ringpost but his effort is reversed and eats ringpost. Both competitors are on the ground. Starr crawls over to a steel chair and uses to full advantage as Outsider was preparing for another attack by nailing him in the forehead sending him back to the floor. Starr whips Outsider into the security barrier but is sent into the crowd when she charges at Outsider and is back body dropped into the crowd. Outsider goes to climb over the barrier but Starr is able to recover enough to throw a right hand to stop his progress. Starr shoves him back to the ringside area. Starr jumps on top of the barrier then dives onto a stumbling Outsider. Both wrestlers are laying in heap. Outsider makes it to a vertical position first and rolls Starr back into the ring under the bottom rope. Dwayne Hurst runs down the ramp with a steel chair in hand and decks The Outsider and rolls him into the ring. Starr crawls on to Outsider for the pin 1 2 3! John Griffyn: Your winner, Tiffany Starr. Kash’s attention is then drawn to a monitor, as the LegacyTron flickers to the parking lot and a car. The far has a cardboard cut out of Rossi beside it, but it's riddled with holes, as if someone...shot it, several dozen times. There is a thought bubble taped to the cardboard Rossi's mouth that reads, ‘Kash’s Car'. With Rossi's finger pointing to the black luxury car, it's obvious what this means. The car then exploded into the air, in a massive purple fireball for some reason. The camera then pans backwards to reveal Two figures standing all dressed in black. Carmine Vestieri: We were in the neighborhood, thought we'd stop by. Jessica Vestieri: Did you miss us Kash? Carmine Vestieri: We sure missed you, It wasn‘t so nice to leave us stranded at Direct Hit. The camera then cut back to Kash‘s office, standing in a state of shock at what he has just seen. He then steps backwards and slowly walks out of the office…to get to his car of sorts Tiffany and Dwayne walk up the ramp then the lights go out and come back on with Havoc standing in the ring. John Griffyn: In The ring, Havoc. The Prodigy hits and Aaron O'Shea and Conor O'Sullivan come out onto the stage with a mic. Conor: Aaron and I are tired of has beens like you ruling the roost around here. So tonight we gonna have to beat the crap outta you to prove a point. Aaron & Conor make their way down to the ring The ref keeps Havoc away from the two Irishmen, as they do rock paper scissors to see who will go in first. Aaron wins, and Conor starts in. The ref calls for the bell, as Havoc rushes at the Irishman and spears him down. Havoc then barrages him with punches, before picking him up and tossing him across the ring. Conor quickly rolls to his feet, and locks up with Havoc. Havoc suddenly ducks under Conor, and lifts him into a fireman’s carry! Conor quickly drops off behind Havoc, and knees him in the back, and catches him with a reverse DDT! Conor slowly gets to his feet, shaking off the cobwebs. Havoc gets back to his feet again, and Conor hits him with a right hand! Havoc retaliates with a right of his own, before kicking Conor in the midsection, and whipping him across the ring into the far ropes. Conor rebounds and Havoc drops him with a devastating clothesline! Tommy Mattews: Havoc showing who the man is here in the early going! Andrew Bliss: Havoc aint the man, Dwayne Hurst is da man. Tommy Matthews: They both suck Havoc picks up Conor by the head, before hitting him with a hard European uppercut that sends Conor over to his corner. Conor looks up at Aaron, before tagging him in! Aaron stares at Conor in shock for a second, before quickly getting into the ring, and charging at Havoc. Havoc quickly downs him with a shoulder block, before dropping an elbow onto his chest! Havoc then picks up Aaron, and throws him into the turnbuckle! Aaron connects with the turnbuckle chest first, and stands in the corner. Havoc quickly walks over to the corner, and barrages Aaron with punches! Aaron falls down to a sitting position in the corner, as Havoc backs away. Havoc quickly runs a circle around the ring, before charging at Aaron, looking to connect with a dropkick. Aaron moves however, and Havoc crotches himself on the steel pole! Tommy Mattews: Aaron finally escapes Havoc's wrath! Andrew Bliss: Im just waiting for Dwayne Hurst to show up. Tommy Mattews: You should want this to end Aaron slowly gets to his feet, before stomping on Havoc, and dropping a legdrop across his chest! Aaron pulls Havoc out of the corner, before tagging in Conor! Conor climbs the turnbuckle Havoc lays across from, and leaps off of it, connecting with a splash! Conor stays on top of Havoc, and the ref slides in position for the count. ONE TWO Kickout! Havoc throws Conor off of him, sending him hurtling away across the ring! Havoc gets to his feet, holding his stomach, as Conor quickly scrambles to his feet and charges at Havoc. Havoc suddenly drops Conor with a powerslam out of nowhere! Havoc slowly recovers, before getting up, pulling Conor to his feet with him. Havoc slowly backs Conor in to the closest turnbuckle, and begins hitting him with shoulder thrusts! Havoc hits three shoulder thrusts, before backing away and allowing Conor to stumble out of the corner. Havoc then lifts Conor into a bearhug! Conor screams out in pain, as Havoc turns away from the corner, and stands in the middle of the ring! Havoc laughs at Aaron, who is holding his hand out with a look of concern on his face. Suddenly, Conor gets his right arm out from the hold, and begins punching Havoc in the face! Havoc suddenly lifts Conor into a firemans carry, but Conor wriggles out of it and falls down behind Havoc. Conor then, with a rush of adredalin, lifts Havoc into a torture rack! Conor jumps up and down, before flipping Havoc down and driving him into the canvas! Tommy Mattews: Dear lord, how did Conor manage that?!?! Both men are down, and the ref begins to count! 1.. 2.. 3.. 4... Conor begins crawling towards Aaron, who is egging him on. 5.. 6... Havoc gets to his feet, just as Conor gets the tag!! Aaron charges in, and ducks under Havoc's clothesline, before taking him down with a dropkick! Havoc quickly rolls to his feet, just as Aaron grabs him and whips him across the ring, sending him into the far ropes. Havoc rebounds, and Aaron drops him with a big back body drop!! Aaron shouts out to the crowd, who cher and chant in response. Aaron motions for Havoc to get up, looking for a Dublin Dominatior! Havoc gets to his feet, and Aaron leaps up for it, but Havoc shoves him off, and Aaron falls down hard onto the mat. Havoc suddenly gets an evil look on his face, and suddenly grabs Conor. He throws him into the ring, before rolling under the ropes, and looking under the ring, before pulling out a steel chair! Havoc turns and looks into the camera, as Dwayne Hurst has taken control! Tommy Mattews: You wanted it Andrew, you got it! Dwayne Hurst is here! Andrew Bliss: Now the real action begins!! Tommy Matthews: Do you want a side of Lotion, so you can really get off to Hurst Dwayne shoves the camera man away, before sizing up Aaron, who is getting to his feet, and smashing him in the head with a devastating chair shot! Blood begins to fall down from Aaron's forehead, as Conor begins to get to his feet! Dwayne sizes up him as well, and charges at him as he gets to his feet, just as Shadow Demon slides in the ring!! Shadow Demon quickly tackles Conor out the way, and under the bottom rope! Dwayne's chair swing connects with thin air, as the ref declares the match a no contest! Dwayne stares, enraged, at Shadow Demon, as he slowly walks down the ramp. Dwayne is about to follow, until a strange look appears on his face, and he turns back to Havoc! Havoc looks around the ring in surprise, as Shadow Demon and Conor disappear backstage. Tommy Matthews: Where could Shadow and Conor be going?! Andrew Bliss: I've been handed a note saying that local police authorities have made Dwayne Hurst a suspect in the brutal assault of Bobby Ocean that we saw last week. Tommy Matthews: Maybe Hurst might be spending time in the cooler. As the John Griffin stand in the center of the ring he announces that he has just gotten word that our attention must be turned to the Legacytron as we have some footage to air from earlier today. As the tron comes to life we see Universal Champion Cyber Punk in Silva’s office. Cyber Punk: “Listen Mr. Silva, I’m sorry to bother you with you recovering and sorts but there is an issue I think that needs to be addressed.” Punk says, as the NLWF Owner listens intently. Punk goes on to talk about the situation that had happened last week, and how he wasn‘t thrilled with how Kash and Rossi ran there show, and how this week seems to be going to hell in a hand basket. Punk says he can accept that. Cyber Punk: “To be honest, I still have no idea who I‘m facing at Guilty as Charged, and one can only bet it‘ll be Havoc. And I swear to go if it ends up being him, Im so fucking done. Remember Sil, it was you who dragged me back to Legacy…I was doing you a favor…” Punk Holds up his belt Cyber Punk: “Sil, I’m letting my emotions get the better here. I just don’t want to be fucked over worse then I was in my short stint with BLWA. So I’m here, as a friend asking you to do something. Anything A brief second passes before Silva speaks. Silva: I hear you Punk, and the last thing I want to do is create another Johnny Hall team. I’ve already reached out to someone….Someone from the past. Someone who understands the stars point of view, and doesn’t have favorites. Just hang on until the PPV.“ At this point Punk thanks the commissioner. And leave the office no doubt to get a gamelan set for the Shadow Demon. Silva: Never thought I would be reaching out to FBF…But desperate times calls for desperate actions Donovan starts out by trying to clothesline Tantrum but he is quick to duck executes a swift kick to the back of Donovan's head sending him to the canvas. Tantrum lifts Donovan to his feet and charges at him and gives Donovan a knee into the gut. Tantrum picks Donovan up for a powerslam which he executes perfectly. Tantrum slowly walks up to Donovan and drops a knee into the small of Donovan's back. Tantrum backs away waiting for Donovan to rise. Once Donovan does make it up he's able to avoid the charging Tantrum and comes back with left, right, left, right, sending Tantrum backward into the corner. Donovan impresses the crowd with a quick monkey roll pin 1...2...3..NO! Tantrum kicks out. Donovan continues building momentum with two consecutive arm drags. Tantrum is flustered with the outburst from Donovan. Tantrum and Donovan exchange blows again with Tantrum coming out the better putting Donovan in an armbar but Donovan delivers three elbow to the temple of Tantrum. Donovan charges with a huge clothesline on Tantrum. Donovan gets a an elbow drop in then locks a choke in on Tantrum but Tantrum quickly gets to his feet and throws Donovan off against the ropes but gets shoulder-blocked into the middle of next week. Donovan goes up top for a big move but we don't get to see as Tantrum quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle with him and superplexes Donovan to the canvas with great cheers from the crowd. Tantrum then picks Donovan off the ground and hits the Tantrumfied and covers 1 2 3! John Griffyn: Here is your winner, Tantrum! Andrew Bliss: Good win. Good match. Tommy Matthews: Good match? I didn’t even know we were having one! Where the hell was the entrance? Andrew Bliss: Guess Legacy, fallen on hard times? Tommy Matthews: Yea, call it the depression of Rossi and Kash Tiffany is standing in front of Dwayne Hurst dressing room in a pink night gown and knocks on the door. Hurst: It's open! Tiffany goes and closes the door behind her. Tommy Matthews: Ole! Dwayne. Andrew Bliss: Now the show really has gone down the shitter. If Dwayne isn’t the champion he’s raping the only female on the roster! The arena lights go off as the intro to "The Blister Exists" plays. Shadow Demon walks out and pauses. When the intro finishes he raises his hands as pyro's go off on either side of him. He walks slowly down the ramp and climbs in the ring. John Griffyn: From the Unknown, Shadow Demon! Thousand Foot Krutch hits and Cyber Punk makes his way to the ring. John Griffyn: On his way to the ring, from Phoenix, Arizona, Cyber Punk. The match starts off with a bitch slap to Demon from Punk. Demon spits on the floor and looks at Punk. Punk gives Demon another bitch slap to the face. Demon retaliates with a T-Bone suplex! Demon tries an early pin. ONE… Punk kicks out. Punk gets back to his feet. Both men are staring at each other. Demon runs at Punk. Punk connects a chick kick to Demon. Punk then follows with a Rainbow splash! Punk climbs the turnbuckle for a frog plash. NO! Demon gets up and throws Punk off the turnbuckle. Demon picks Punk up and hits a brainbuster! One… TWO… KICKOUT Demon begins to argue with the ref. Punk sneaks up behind Demon. Roll up pin!! One… TWO… KICK OUT! Both men quickly get back to there feet. Both men tie up. Demon then retaliates with a spear! Punk gasps for air as Demon gets up to a knee and starts to pound away at the face of Punk, who reverse it and begins pussy slapping Demon, who blocks it with holding his arms in front of his face. The referee forces Punk to stop the using girly moves and the two get into an argument as Demon slowly gets to his feet by using the ropes. Punk turns around and walks up to the newcomer and pulls him up by the head and goes for a forearm to the chest area, but Demon grabs the neck of Punk and drops himself to the ground. Causing Punk to be dropped by a jawbreaker from out of nowhere, this gives Demon the chance to recover a huge powerbomb. Demon gets up and goes for the cover ONE TWO THREE! John Griffyn: Your Winner, Shadow Demon! Then, Nic Leon jumps into the ringside area with a lead pipe in hand and then climbs in the ring. Demon ducks out and runs up the ramp as Punk rolls out the ring grabbing his Universal championship. Nic Leone stands in the ring jawing at Cyber Punk as Punk strolls up the ramp looking into the face of a focus Nic Leone Tommy Matthews: NIC LEON?! He’s back? Andrew Bliss: At least the night closes on an exciting highlight The NLWF LEGACY logo flashes as clips from the nights action flash across the screen No Limit Wrestling Federation Generated by NLWF WEST Management Copyright 2009 |