[ People Mentioned: Mysery ] The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly." -Albert Einstein Lil' gothic bitch. Named Mysery.. What's that? Whack? You threw two ryhmes together? 'Bout Outlaw's circle jerk, in leather? Like KoRn.. You're coming UNDONE..
In more ways than.. ONE.. Know your damn role.. You haven't even seen JaeVeli in a WHOLE..
Already lost, the match? That I STOLE.. I ride BIG, hoe.. Yeen' know?
Jump back, do what you do best, and blow.. Literally. They're all a lil' girly..
Terror Soule? Hoe.. For Cabana Boy's? Watch 'em get low..
Kirby, Natedawg, the entire fucking show.. No, nigga. I'm not Jeezy..
Mysery whines like Weezy.. Burn you, over and over..
Get cooked like a stover.. Your whole gothic facade is a god damn front..
Called you out.. And I know, you hate me..
Good. 'Cause you're fake, and I'm 'G'.. Ohhhhhh.. You didn't know?
Couldn't take me out, by yourself.. You dumb bitches, think you scare me? Spare me.. What's your name again? Wait. Didn't I win?
Yup! Bottom line, you didn't get a pin.. How does it feel? No, really? How does it feel?
I wouldn't know. I only SERVE the meal.. Been there; done that..
And I'm still doing it.. Okay, okay.. Let me apologize.. NOT.. SiW Heavyweight Champion, when I 'G' trot.. Oh yeah, you can label me, cream of the CROP..
-JaeVeli tha TrapStar
[Scene fades inside a locker room, where JaeVeli sits backwards in a steel chair. The SIW Heavyweight Championship title lays beside him, on a coffee table. He has his arms folded over the top of the chair, with a remote controller in his hand. The camera cuts to a side view of him, showing a monitor in front of him, a few feet away..] JaeVeli: Recap bitches.. [Jae hits a button on the remote and the monitor begins to play the ending of last week's Brawl, where Outlaw Inc. jumped JaeVeli after his win. Jae smirks as it then shows C-Mac and Xtina backstage watching this beatdown and not doing anything about. Jae clinches his jaw, as he cracks a half smile..] JaeVeli: What's wrong with this picture? Huh? Let me tell you.. No, it's not the beatdown. That was a walk in the park.. 'Cause I'm STILL standing.. [Jae rewinds it, and just plays the part where C-Mac and Xtina just watch from backstage. He laughs again, contemplating what he's going to say..] JaeVeli: Who woulda' thunk'd it? C-Mac's WORST career move.. [JaeVeli impersonates C-Mac..] JaeVeli: Cartel baby! I'm the boss! SON! Cartel baby! [Jae shakes his head 'NO'.] JaeVeli: Boss of what? Bossing Xtina's case of herpes? Keeping that urinal track in tip-top shape? Are we? Oh, you don't like that? Shit, son. I'm sorry.. That's too bad. I guess, you're just gonna have to get the fuck over it, eh? [Jae shakes his head 'NO' again..] JaeVeli: What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you stupid? Is your tiny cock blocking your train of thought?! You sit back there and look stupid, while I got a bunch candy asses tryin' to rip my head off? That's cool. I brought Cartel to it's current status, and I'll damn sure rip it the fuck down.. Get it? Just where was the Cartel? Before I aligned myself with it? Yeah, that's right. In the gutter. Like your career, these past few months. Yeah, I said it. What? Say it ain't so? Exactly.. You wanna watch me get jumped, like you're some bitch ass nigga? Huh? Now, watch me bitch your ass up verbally. You're soft, son. And JaeVeli's gonna knock your fuckin' block off. And that rat, you carry in your pocket, to ringside.. You don't want no problem with me.. But you just got one.. I used both of you, dingleberry's. Keep that in mind, at ALL times.. You might have watched me get whooped. But I watched JaeVeli go straight to the top, by using two of the most influential people on the Brawl roster.. Punk'd, bitch. Punk'd.. I'd be mad too.. So, pay CLOSE attention.. And watch this.. [JaeVeli grabs the SIW title and throws it over his left shoulder. He eye-balls it, briefly, then looks back at the camera, mean mugging. As he raises his middle finger..] JaeVeli: You know where to find me, you fake ass italian.. Come see me, fuckboy.. [JaeVeli jumps up and slams the steel chair against the wall, as he looks back at the camera, with a smirk..] JaeVeli: And when you do? Ask me if I'm scared? You bitch.. For I am the push, that makes you MOVE.. WHAT!? You want some? Come get some.. I dare you.. [JaeVeli winks at the camera..] JaeVeli: Couple of.. [Maurice Bad walks inside the locker room, with a CD in his hand, as he interupts Jae.] Maurice Bad: I got a promo, that you're gonna wanna watch, playa. Right here.. [Maurice holds up the CD in his hand..] JaeVeli: What is this? A guessing game? Throw it in! Maurice Bad: You don't like the guessing game? Who doesn't like the guessing game? Anyway.. [Maurice puts the CD in the DVD player, and plays it.] Maurice Bad: Watch this.. [JaeVeli steps in front of the monitor with the remote in his hand. Mysery's promo begins to play.] Mysery: "YOu can make up some sily ass beats and raps and guess what I can too. I can flow with the best, and put the others to rest. Oh shit I am starting to sound like you. Starting to sound like some cheap ass want to be rapper that cant make it anywhere." [Jae pauses it, to respond..] JaeVeli: Sounding like me? No. Impersonating me? Perhaps. Don't they say that's the first sign of flattery? Or something like that.. And you won't put me to rest. Unless it's this promo doing it. Haha.. Cut the lights out, Mysery, in your next promo. Nobody wants to look at some in-laws practicing incest.. No, thanks.. [Jae hits the play button..] Mysery: "Is it just me, or is Jae to afraid to do a promo first? last time I did the promo first then Mr. Paper Champion, Mr. I am scared to go one on one with Mysery. Decide hey, why do a promo the hard way and go first. Why not just wait then tear Mysery's promo to peices and make me look tough? Jae, dont hide behind the belt. PLease that is pathic. In your mind you think you are the best but come on. You need to wake up and realize that, that little dream world you live where you get everything you want is about to come to screeching halt come monday." [Jae pauses it once again..] JaeVeli: First off.. I'll cut a promo? When I feel like it. I don't work around your schedule, you work around mine.. Remember that.. Paper Champion? I don't get it.. 29-5? That's me. Where's the paper, bitch? Scared to face you? Pssh.. Is that what helps you sleep at night? Is that what you keep telling yourself? And I'll rip your promo apart either way. It's not that hard.. [Jae laughs out loud..] JaeVeli: And I'm tough either way. And you know this. Lil' gothic boy. And I don't think, I'm the best. I know, I'm the best. And you know, I'm the best. It's not my fault, I've been in the SIW not even half the time as you, and my accomplishments drown you.. Blame yourself.. Loser.. And the only thing coming to a 'screeching halt' is you talking to or about JaeVeli.. I finally got your bitch ass, one on one. No more fuckin' excuses, when I bury your lame ass. You will bow down.. [Jae hits the play button, once again.] Mysery: "Monday, Jae it is just me and you. No Miller, and probaly no Cartel after the ass beating that you got when you beat me on monday. See a lose is a lose, that is true. But did you pin or make me submit, No. You know why you throw me through that table. You knew in your gut that you couldnt beat me. So the only way you would get a win was by pinning Miller or making him submit. Took the smart and quick way out to get a pin. Now you have to face the truth face to face. Can you get the Job done? Can you pin Mysery? Can you finally beat Mysery? All in your carrer you havent pin or made me submit. See Ill be the bigger man and say yes I lost on Monday becuase it is true I did get a loss. But that win proved you can beat Miller like you have done twice already but to beat me is a differnt story. This isnt no fairytale book Jae. There wont be no happy ending. You wont walk out with a win over me." [Jae pauses it, of course..] JaeVeli: I don't need nobody. Nobody. To bury your fuckin' ego. What there is of it, that is.. You wanna talk about pinning you, but just in your last promo, you tried to brag about winning a Fatal Four way match, that I just so happen to be in.. You make no sense. You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.. Much less, take me down.. And I know, I can beat you. And I will. NEWSFLASH! Stay with group. Stop acting slow. Before I call you out on it.. Or did I just do that? And what the fuck are you smoking? Don't ask me questions, like you're a somebody. YOU ARE a nobody. Like I'm worried about getting past you? [Jae laughs out loud again..] JaeVeli: Like you got some skills or some shit? Stop lying to yourself. You're gonna get hurt. And I will pin you Monday, right after you get your much needed Reality Check.. Hence.. Have I made you submit? Who the fuck cares? Have you made me submit? Have you pinned me? Hmm? Exactly. Shut the fuck up.. And again! You make no sense. I'm beginning to think you're an idiot. Are you an idiot? What's really going on? And yes, I will waltz out, with a meaningless win over you. What would I have ever done, if I didn't? Loser.. [Jae plays the promo, as he shakes his head 'no'.] Terror: "If he does that is going to be really sad Mysery." Mysery: "If he does, no way in hell will he get a pin on me or make me submit. Like I am going to tap out to his Gangsta Vice. Please that is one hell of a pathic move and people actually tap out off it. Give a a break. Jae, Ill wait for you to do your promo at the last minute because that is how you are. You think you are that great. Well come monday your little world will come falling down. It will crash like the tower twins. Just wait and see." [Jae turns off the monitor..] JaeVeli: First, genius.. It's Gangsta Grip. And honestly, you need to not worry about the name, but worry about the grip I unleash. And you know by now, whether you admit it or not, it's relentless.. I've made wrestlers far more superior than you, tap to it.. YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT.. And how do you say it? "Pathic"? The fuck is that? You got a speech impediment, boy? Go back to school, that make-up is starting to soak into your brain cells.. And it's Twin Towers, you dyslexic fuck.. You are a piece of shit, for using that as an analogy, or whatever you wanna call it.. You should be shunned from America, for that stupid ass retarded comment. Are you stupid? Really.. are you fucking stupid? Or is it that you're just spending to much time on a horse's erection? That's a serious question, mind you.. Shoulda' kept my name outcha' mouth.. Now, I'm gonna bust out a couple more promos, putting you back in your place. Bitch. This is promo number one. So, grab your ankles and get ready for a few more.. I'ma knock yo fuckin' head off.. Reality Check.. Served.. [Jae pushes the camera.. Creating static..]
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