Bitches wanna contest the best?I'll tear through you, just like the rest..
Like a running back..
Right through you, Jack. Even if your name is C-Mac..
Baddest Man on the Planet?
Pssh.. You just mad, 'cause you can't stand it..
These words? I plan it..
Your words? Can it..
I'll work ya ass, merk ya ass..
Not to mention, bitch.. Serve ya ass..
Yeen know? ..I'm tha shit, beetch.. that NUMBER one hit..
All the way to the bank, whoopin' ya ass, and smokin' dank..
Listening to my nursery ryhmes? ..Why not?
This shit's hott..
Like M.I.M.S..
I ride nothin' less than 22' inch rims..
Hate me? ..Ignore me? ..Muthafucker, you'll accept me..
Plenty of heart.. Respect tha G.. When I start..
Ayyyyyyy..
Tha Shit, ..I am..
Waving my middle finger to Uncle Sam.. when he starts taxin'..
Affirmative Action? ..The Cartel's waxin'..
You betta believe it..
We won't deceive it..
Didn't we tell you? ..Cartel's tha shit.. Gettin' rich..
[Scene fades into a small room inside the Predential Center moments before Monday Night Brawl. JaeVeli is seen sitting back in a computer chair, with his legs propped up on a coffee table. The camera pans around slowly, stopping right in front of Jae. He looks around briefly, left, right, up, then back at the camera, while slightly smirking..]
JaeVeli: ..Ewww. Maurice Bad.. Mr. Heavyweight Champion.. Mr. Baddest Man on the Planet.. Mr. So bad, I just can't beat C-Mac.. What is it now? C-Mac seven wins? Maurice Bad seven loses? Ouch.. That's quite a losing streak, huh? Kinda like A.A.'s nine match losing streak? Remember that? Just incase you haven't notice, Mr. Bad.. C-Mac & JaeVeli? 4 - 0.. And the Bad part about, all pun intended, it's only begun..
I watched your Sit Down Interview with Jack Off.. Other than bore me, you shocked me. You actually sat there, like a chump, and denied the impact JaeVeli posses? ..Are you stupid? Blind? Or do you just not care? 'Cause your partner is garbage? You tanking another match, Champ?
[JaeVeli shakes his head in disgust, then proceeds..]
JaeVeli: You can turn a deaf ear to me, Maurice. It's all gravy. 'Cause when the bell rings, baby.. Your fuckin' ass is mine. I am your muthafuckin' daddy, boy. Your muthafuckin' hero.. When I say jump.. bitch, you will say how high, sir?
Oh yeah, take it to the bank.. JaeVeli's breathing down your neck..
And we're glad you found yourself, Mau. Really.. Congratz, man.. But you're still getting your shit pushed in, tonight. Putting an end to Anal Action, once and for all..
Don't doubt me, Maurice, if need be.. I'll get in your face everywhere I see you.. You WILL respect my talent.. If I have to beat you 7 - 1.. Then god damnit, I will.. =)
I mean, for fuck's sake.. You even aligned yourself with Craig, in the past. Now Natedawg?
Bad.. You are; what you surround yourself with..
Droppin' knowledge? Yes..
And I'm not disrespecting your wrestling skills.. Not at all.. I'm just disrespecting your so-called cool demeanor.. And settin' the record straight. Reality Check, served..
I don't need your praise, to take you down, repeatedly.. Monday Night, you're a loser.. How does it feel? What do you care? Just another tank-job, right?
All in your face, Bad.. What are you gonna do? ..As Cartel's staring you in the face? I know, you're gonna take this beatdown, like a man. But we can't say that much for your partner, Fakedawg..
I see him runnin' like a bitch..
Like a girl, like a Xtina..
And no, Xtina.. That's not my sneaky way of calling you a bitch.. I promise..
[JaeVeli smiles at the camera, sarcastically..]
JaeVeli: I amaze myself sometimes.. Really I do..
But Bad, I'm starting to think, you want to be hysterical. Don't you? ..Reminds me of a female.. Are you a female? ..Do you powder your nose? I bet, you sit down when you take a piss, too? Huh?
Ridiculous..
And for the record.. I'm nobody's fuckin' sidekick, boy.. I'm too conceited, too fuckin' great, to be anyone's sidekick. I pull my weight, Chris pulls his, And Heaven pulls her.. That's what makes us so goddamn dominant.. The first thing I'm gonna show you tonight? Is just how big and fuckin' Bad JaeVeli is.. Shiiiit, C-Mac can sit on the sidelines, and cake it with Heaven.. While I demolish you bitches.. Run right through you bitches..
Holdin' the gold, walking away, with the gold..
I know, I know, you're not even watching this. You don't hear a fuckin' word, I'm saying. And it's cool, man.. We'll be inside the ring, together, soon enough.. I'm not stressin' it..
0 - 1 for your comeback to Brawl? ..Not lookin' good. And you're about to be 0 - 2? ..Same ol' shit? Different show?
With all due respect..
[JaeVeli winks at the camera, then proceeds..]
JaeVeli: When I'm motivated, Bad? I just can't be stopped. You know, what I'm talkin' about?
When you're in the zone..
I'm sure you've been there, once before? ..Yeah?
Monday Night Brawl? You've been there, too.. Yeah, Cartel owns it, padre. 2007 Monday Night Brawl belongs to the Cartel.. You think you can take it? Then try to take it, from us.. We're not hiding. We're in your grill. And you can't deny it. We got the baddest Manager on the Planet, in Heaven Lee. The five tools to success..
You can't see this ice around my neck?
[JaeVeli grabs his platinum chain around his neck..]
JaeVeli: This gold around my waist? ..And over my shoulder?
You can't touch me.. C-Mac, Heaven, and JaeVeli, aligned together?
Untouchable..
We're like the Fab-Five, with only three.. 'Cause we can do it like that..
And we will..
God's Gift to Monday Night Brawl..
Pun intended..
And yes, Maurice.. you should bow down; bow down to something greater than you.. Two 6'3 plus, 250lbs. plus, gangstaz.. Aligned against you, and your girlfriend..
I hear you talkin' about bringing ego's down.. But I'm not seeing it happen.. Especially after we annihilate the both of you, in front of thousands..
When you're so good, it's really hard to not have an enormous ego. But what male doesn't have some sort of ego? Honestly? Some are just better, at keeping it low-key..
But not me..
When I'm through with you, Maurice. You will respect me. No matter.. Somehow, someway, you will..
Believe that..
I told you, already..
I'm tha shit..
Walkin' down that aisle, with fear? Who? The Cartel? Psshh.. Never. Stop lying to yourself. You're starting to sound like Craig.. Loser..
And C-Mac won't have to watch his back. He's got Heaven, he's got Trey & YoungCash.. Are you blind? ..We got numbers, baby..
Like Xtina in a roach motel.. you're goin' down, slut..
Beg for air, bitch. When you gaaaaaaaaag..
And this has been your Reality Check..
Served..
What do I have left to say?
We'll SPEAK about it, as we, BE about it..
Take it to the bank, bitch..
[JaeVeli smirks as the scene fades black..]
