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Roleplay Number:
52] [
2007 W/L/D Record:
24 - 5 - 0] [ People Used: The Cartel] [ People Mentioned: J.D. Xtreme ]
"Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly."
-Albert Einstein
... Lay it down, G it up.. Extra clipz, extra roundz, pick a clown, and fuck 'em up ...
Aye, lay it down, G it up.. Say it now.. Fuck you up.. Yeahhh.. I got a glock nine.. Go 'head say somethin' 'bout mine..
I'ma still OUT SHINE..
You, and anyone with you, it's all mine.. The bitches, the gold, the glory.. Sit back, let me tell ya a story.. Empty clipz, shot roundz, takin' bitches down..
I know you hate me..
Tellin' me, I can't rap.. But these ryhmes, RYHME. Puttin' you on your back.. Like the bitch, the bitch you are.. Stupid asshole, you're fuckin' wit' tha TrapStar..
Damn near RAP star..
Smokin' blunts in a Escalade.. Gettin' paid.. Verbally attacking you, all day.. Yeah, I drop f-bombs. Fuck you. And ya Moms..
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you..
What's that? Another goddamn f-bomb? Ohhhhh, no.. Pussy nigga, this is MY show, hoe.. Dis my raps, dis my flow, I'm still smokin' dro'..
Not givin' a fuck, hittin' you with the BUCK-BUCK..
Go 'head, tuck that dick between yo legs, and CLUCK.. You can't ryhme, so you dis mine? Hatin' muthafucka, you's a damn dick tucka..
[Scene fades inside a recording studio room, where JaeVeli is seen sitting in a black computer chair, in the control room of the studio. He's mixing some kind of beats, as a cloud of smoke forms above him. The camera pans around, showing Jae puffing on a blunt. He takes another drag, then throws the blunt in a ashtray. Holding the weed smoke in his lungs, he pushes a couple buttons on the digital audio workstation, as if he's making a music beat. He exhales the weed smoke as he begins to speak..]JaeVeli: Mmm.. This beat is nice.. Play it back..
[He taps a button, and the beat restarts. As he grabs a cigarette, and lights it up. Jae nods his head to the beat, as he takes a drag from his cigarette, and exhales slowly..]
JaeVeli: ... Hot damn..
[Jae lets the beat play low, as he spins his chair around, looking at the camera..]
JaeVeli: J.D., J.D., you ain't shit. It's like takin' candy from a baby, baby.. So when you talk, you ain't lazy, lazy.. Yeah. Me neither. I'm shady, shady. Give you a fever.. We can do this shit all week, ya fuckin' geek. Ya WEAK. Counterfeit, yes you are. Like I said, you AIN'T about shit. Doubt my gangsta STATUS, who the fuck cares? I'm tha BADDEST.. I don't gotta prove it. I've been though it. Bang, bang.. Listen to my slang, slang..
Muthafucka..
You can't hang, hang.. When I go BANG, BANG..
Muthafucka..
Punk ass whiteboy, talkin' out the side of your mouth? Killed niggas for less, down here in the south. Doubt me bitch, JaeVeli's knockin' you out. With his nursery ryhmes, during his High Times.. Burn bitch, burn.. Learn bitch, learn. This is MY turn.. MY time.. Squeeze you out, like a lime. When I'm droppin' this dime..
[Jae smirks as he take another drag from his cigarette. Exhaling through his nose..]
JaeVeli: People keep talking. I can't let this shit get to me, I'm better than that.. There AIN'T no pressure out there. Everybody fucks with me, for what I do, what I say.. What I speak on these cowards. But botton line, just STAY focused. And let these bitches KNOW, I'm the REALEST nigga, there is. And that's real.. You can see it in my eyes, I'm through playin' with this J.D.. Copying me. And if he tells ya different? He's a FUCKING liar. I run this block. Try me. And you'll get ROCK'D..
J.D.. talkin' about he's not one to shy away from anything. Not me, not the Cartel, not anyone.. Blah fucking blah. Just because I'm bullying yo stupid ass, doesn't mean I want you to shy away. I want you right here, so I rub that shit in ya face. And I will. No doubt. Nobody's talking about backing down, other than you, over in your make-believe world. You're not gonna back down? You tryin' to convince me? ..Or yourself?
Pussy..
Yeah.. I RUN my mouth. But.. I BACK that shit up. Check my stats, bitch..
But I got something for you. Listen carefully. I'm at my studio, luckily. And I got your last promo from SIW.com ... I put it on my computer, here at the studio, snatched the sound from it, because I won't need the visual. Having to look at some punk ass whiteboy. Looking like Napolean Dynomite. Anyway, I took the sound from it, and I'm gonna play it back for you. And correct every ignorant comment you made.
You ready? ... I don't give a fuck. Light up a cigarette and watch me own you, bitch..
[Jae hits a few buttons on the Digital Audio Workstation, and begins..]
JaeVeli: I love technology..
"So you come out here Jae, and start to run your mouth. Damn, you sound like a frickin swearing encyclopidia."
JaeVeli: Stop it right there. ..Yes, the FUCK I do, and I sure the FUCK am, a swearing encyclopEdia. And yeah, 'pedia' is spelt with an E. Not an i. You're welcome.
"I know you were speaking to me, but I realy don't speak ebonics, well at least not your kind."
JaeVeli: Understand this! I'm building you UP. Just to KNOCK you down.
"I was understanding alot though. Like every few words. All I would basically hear is a F bomb here and there. Then you open up your little dictionary and found a new word to use. Which by the way came every other word as well."
Jaeveli: I don't need a dictionary. Obviously, you're the one that needs it. Don't blame me for your disabilities, retard. Basically all you said in this.. ..Is that Jae's merking you verbally.. Thanks, bitch..
"You think that just cause you can call me a few names, that you can try and say this and that, that's it's going to et to me?"
JaeVeli: I got to you, when you changed your tone. That was DAYS ago, boy. Yet again! Another stupid question.. Next!
"Damn, you must be one stupid homie. I mean I come out and give you some credit and props for what you have done. Any disrespect here? Don't think so son! Then you have to open your damn mouth, which by the way is the only time I realy see you when it's dark out!!!"
JaeVeli: I'm stupid? Funny. Learn how to complete a correct sentence. Then talk to me, bitch. Does it look I give a FUCK about you giving me props and credit? It's funny though. You say that, then turn around and say I don't deserve the SiW Heavyweigh Championship? And I can't do nothing without the Cartel? Get your story straight, boy. How can you give me credit, and in the NEXT breath, say I don't deserve it? Huh? ..Stupid FUCK. And I don't make sense? Yeah fuckin' right..
Ohhh.. So you're upset that I disrespected you? Poor fuckin' baby. Cry me a river.. And get on yo knees..
"You hang around the Cartel so they can watch your back. You can say al the lies that you want on how they don't but lets face facts here. Without them, you'd be nothing."
JaeVeli: All you do is assume. And you know what that means.. And bottom line, you don't know a goddamn thing about JaeVeli and the Cartel. Other than giving you a BEATDOWN. The Cartel RECRUITED me. I didn't go after them. They seen the real. The real in me. And offered me a deal. The rest is history. And I'd be nothing without them? You're a fucking idiot. I was taking titles, before the Cartel, and I'll do it after. I don't need NOBODY. But you don't know that. You wasn't around. But you sure the FUCK wanna act like you were, huh? Shut your fucking mouth. When you talk to me..
"You were nothing before you met C-Mac, and with out him you'll remain nothing. He's the one that helped you win the title from Uzi."
JaeVeli: Again talking about shit, you KNOW NOTHING about. God fucking damnit. Talk what you know, bitch. I was already a Hardcore Champion, TWO-TIME European champ. Not to mention, making Titan look stupid. And pinning him, WITH NO HELP. Yeah, ask about it. Over there, talkin' all hard, bitch. You don't know me. You're just another piece of shit HATER, trying to drive a wedge between the Cartel. Eh-uh! Go fuck yourself..
"He's the one that scored the pinfall to win you guys the tag titles. What do you show for it? Exactly, NOT A DAMN THING!!!"
JaeVeli: YET AGAIN.. Running your mouth, about shit you don't know. Fucking amazing. Do me a favor, son. Go look at every tag title defense, that we've DONE. And I'll bet you MY CAREER. That JaeVeli has the most pins, during our matches. C-Mac will tell you this, himself.. So you're wrong again, bitch. You STAND corrected..
"You open your mouth and start spewing"
JaeVeli: Spewing? I believe I told you that already. Get your OWN vocabulary, boy.
"I say person here and not man cause you have shown me nothing of the fact that you are a man."
[Jae laughs out loud, as he takes a drag from his cigarette.]
JaeVeli: I don't need your approval, slut. I don't give a fuck about you. You're a fake ass bitch. I PAY MY BILLS, I have MY own house. My OWN car. And women don't LEAVE ME, I leave them. Ya bitch..
"did I ever think that you were ruthless..... not even a hint. Your just a pretend wannabe gangsta."
JaeVeli: Wannabe gangsta? *laughs* If I had a dime, everytime I heard that, and proved them wrong? I'd be a trillionaire.. And I won the "Goodfellaz" Award because WHY? ..Exactly. Shut your mouth. This is Crip Nation. I know niggaz, I'm sorry, I mean, I know GANGSTAZ that will tie you from a tree, by your little dick, just because you're white..
"Oh and lets not forget to mention wannabe rapper. I mean come on, you suck so bad at wrestling without people watching your back that you have to suck at something else like rapping...... come on son, wake up and smell the damn coffee."
JaeVeli: Suck so bad? That's all you got? You're fuckin' corny. Dis my raps. Like I care. You're a fucking nobody. Your opinion means shit to me..
WAKE UP, and smell the CANVAS..
""Role Model"..... hahahahahahaha...... don't make me laugh Jae..... oh wait, you just did. Never mind."
JaeVeli: Yeah, I am your Role-Model. Bow down, bitch..
"not being able to speak retard. Well if you say that is how I speak, I can cleary see that you understand me, so I guess that means that you do speak retard. Besides, how else are you able to communicate with C-Mac....."
JaeVeli: So..? You admit that you speak retarded? ..Well, hey.. first step, is admitting. Atleast you're not in denial, huh? ..Fuckin' retard. Talkin' shit about C-Mac too, huh? First.. You have NO ROOM to talk. You're just spewing retarded shit. C-Mac's a FIVE time tag team champ, and a THREE time SiW Champion. One of the best to EVER grace the SiW.. Ask anybody. And do some research, before you RUN your cocksucker. Pssh.. Know your role.
"so just get over your self, KING!!!"
JaeVeli: Never bitch. And you're right. I AM KING. Don't forget it..
"I'm nothing and I got nothing...ummm from what I'm hearing, I've got your undivided attention."
JaeVeli: Ya think? This is SummerSonic. Haven't you heard?
"umm f this and F that......toss daughter to pitbulls, rape ex in the ass...... rape my mother...... Are you getting where I'm coming from..... Didn't think so, thats all right cause even I don't know where I come from sometimes."
JaeVeli: Fuck you, fuck that..
"Last i knew, there was a unspokin code between wrestlers and other athletes, unless you want an ass whoopin, family stays out of this."
JaeVeli: Hey, don't put it in your promo, and I won't throw it back at you. Cupcake..
"You cross the line, you get whats coming to you. So I know that you are going to hear this and come back with other stuff like skull fuck my sister, eat out my old granny, and then give my dad a lube job up the ass......"
JaeVeli: Skull fuck your sister? No. Sorry, I don't skull fuck crackwhores.. But I'm gonna skull fuck you. I wouldn't eat out your granny. I'd tea-begged that skank. And knock her fuckin' teeth out. And give your dad a lube job? Huh? I'm gonna act like I didn't hear that.
"I just want to know, are you the giver or the taker in the relationship??? Just a friendly question for ya"
JaeVeli: I don't know, J.D.. But I do know in our realtionship? That I'm the one giving you everything. Everything that's REAL. With your fake ass..
"Umm, lets see, the more I spew, the more ammo.....learn how to listen......got under my skin....yeah I bet you'd like to get under my skin.... sinner...."
[Jae laughs again, taking a drag from his cigarette.]
JaeVeli: What? Next please..
"haven't seen shit from me... Well I guess it's obvious that you have cause you just keep ranting and fuming over the things that I say or do."
JaeVeli: Fuming? The fuck is that? Do you mean fumbling? *Laughs* You're the one fumbling over words. Not me. Again, you blame me, for YOUR disabilities. Dumb muthafucka.
"Well i'm going to keep spewing and adding fuel to your fire then I'm going to piss all over you and that fire that I created."
JaeVeli: In your fucking dreams. I don't wanna hear about your Golden Shower Fantasies. Oh, and you haven't created shit. *Laughs* Other than bullshit.
"I started somethin and I'm sure as hell going to finish something."
JaeVeli: Again.. In your dreams. You haven't started anything. I DID. I raised this bar, NOT YOU. And swear to God, you won't finish a fuckin' thing. Bitch.
"Now I noticed that you corrected me one a few of my sayings."
JaeVeli: Yeah? And I still am. Somebody's got to correct you.
"i know that sometimes when I get going my mouth gets ahead of my brain....oh is it the other way around....ah well. so here is a little leason for you, FRIEND!!!"
JaeVeli: That's A.D.D.. You should get that looked at. And you only with I was your friend. That's why you took it so personal.
"Yes, you try to bully people. TRY being the key word. If you bully one, they get scared and run from said tormenter."
Jaeveli: Well, you almost made sense. But not quite..
"You see me still standin here? Some bully you are. You can't even dispatch a little rookie. Get the job done. Well case in point, you aren't going to get the job done."
JaeVeli: I see you standing there. Looking STUPID. And I do get the job done. Just watch this promo..
"First title defense for ya, and you are going to loose."
JaeVeli: It's "lose". Genius.
"And to a rookie none the less."
JaeVeli: Lose to you? Pssh.. Are you watching this promo? Shut your mouth..
"the Tag Titles that Chris has probably won for you guys on many occasions?"
JaeVeli: What's that? Talking about shit, you know NOTHING about? Again? Pssh.. Like I said, before, check the records, faggot. They DON'T lie..
"So next time YOU speak, maybe yo should be a little clearer."
JaeVeli: You're a fake ass faggot.. Clear enough?
"Either that or be man enough to accept the fact that I'm in yor head and you are now doubting yourself.
JaeVeli: Bitch please. *Laughs* In my head? Doubting myself? *Laughs* You gotta be smokin' meth. Anyone who knows me, knows that is FAR from the truth..
"As for trying to copy you, maybe you should study me a little more. I don't copy, have no need to."
JaeVeli: Fucking liar.. Simple as that..
"what you see as copying, I see it as getting under your skin. Besides, the only people who copy are ones that can't get the job done by themselves....oh wait, I forgot who I was talking to. You need to know and learn the difference between copy and imitate.
JaeVeli: Imitate? That's your excuse? You're a fucking joke. And it only means you look up to me. And you ALWAYS will..
"Now don't go twisting my words like you have a tendency to do. This imitate is the one where i'm making fun of you. And you thought I was trying to be like you......silly little rabbit."
JaeVeli: That's a poor excuse. HENCE your FATHERHOOD. Poor excuse. You make fun of me? 'Cause you wanna be like me. Deep down, you do. You fucking coward.
"Wich reminds me of a little story."
JaeVeli: Wich? You illiterate fuck, I don't care about your stories.
"Remember the story of the tortous and the hare. You resemble the hare; cocky, arrogent, and so full of himself. The tutrle however, takes his own pace and finds the weekness in his foe. You my friend are showing your true colors and weekness. AndI'm going to extort that and win the race in the end.
JaeVeli: Extort and win? That makes no fucking sense. You won't win nothing..
"So bring all that you have to bring and I'll bring it a little more. You may get off to a fast start, but only to fail. You know that you need to end this quick. Why? Cause like I said, You are scared of me.
[Jae smirks, as he takes his last drag from the cigarette, and putting it out, in a ashtray.]
JaeVeli: Scared?! What the fuck ever. Keep tellin' yourself. You MIGHT start to believe it.
"You know that your days as champ are starting to whinned down and you'll be facing the man that will end your reign as champ"
JaeVeli: I've only begun. Boy. My reign hasn't even started..
"You got me where you want me? What is that suposed to be some kind of empty threat. I see you for who you really are JaeVeli. You spew out all this words to make you look all tough and try to act like a hoodlum. A straight Hood Ni.......Sorry, but even I have to much respect and dignity to even stoop to your level. I don'y need to come out and start saying all that trash that you call a vocabulary.
JaeVeli: You don't know me, you think you do, but you don't. I spew out words? Yeah? Get your OWN vocabulary. ... Fake ...
"I'll continue to come out and do things my way. And yo want to know something? It's going my way right now."
JaeVeli: Psshh.. Your way? Yeah, right. Don't worry, JaeVeli's gonna let you have it, a beatdown. For talking all that shit. It's obvious, you're just acting. Just goes to show, don't judge a book by it's cover..
'Cause undercover? You're just a fake muthafucker..
Just fake shit. About as hard as a bitch, with some FAKE tits..
This here? Is the REAL shit..
"The best of your whole promo that you cut, is towards the end. Telling me to get down on my knees like a little slut.....ummm.... I think you need to pop in an old promo of mine from two weeks ago against Meastro, and hear how I don't bat from that side of the plate. I'm not your little friends you roll with from The Cartel. I don't swing that way homie....not that there is anything wrong with that."
JaeVeli: You're the one bringing it up some gay shit. You got something you need to tell us? Huh? Can't cut it with the females? Need some dick in your life? Faggot..
"I'm JD Xtreme, and I'm going to be ready for you on Sunday."
JaeVeli: Keep telling yourself that, fuckboy. You're gonna need it. When you step inside that ring, with me..
"Infact, I'm so ready for you that I'm going to show you just what I plan on doing."
JaeVeli: Cocksucker says what?
[Jae shakes his head no, and continues..]JaeVeli: I'm so gangsta, you can't fuck with me. You can't knock me off my track. Droppin' you on your back. Bitch. And you know this..
And that's basically your horrible spoken promo. Other than that? It was you jerking off some Detriot midgets. You mock us, because we run this shit. Run you.
[Jae smiles at the camera, giving a wink..]
JaeVeli: You just got worked, bitch. Let me guess? You're gonna cut a promo, quoting me on everything I said, huh? I fucking dare you. Anything I say is REAL. I don't lie. I don't need to. Mock me bitch, I could give a FUCK. That's all you can do, is mock somebody. 'Cause you got NOTHING. Do you see me mocking you? I'd shoot myself, first. 'Cause you're fucking corny. And I make this shit look good..
Keep mocking, faggot. Show that flattery! Ha.. Muthafuck you, and your lies. Come see me, bitch..
[Jae winks again, with a evil grin, as the scene fades black.]
