..|//the following roleplay is politically incorrect and should not be viewed by anyone. ever. it will contain racism, sexism, crude humour, midgets, girl on girl, girl on jew, guy on jew, girl on midget with a jew filming, and possibly even some sex. i am outspoken and could give a fuck less what you think of me, or my work, because i already know it sucks. so go lick a socket and let me suck in peace.

Vooooooooodooooooooooooo!!

chyeah.. voodoo. why?

because david bowie said so, motherfucker

and what bowie says goes...

because he is the one and only man that can look even remotely cool in tights. mmhmm. i said it. tights.

and the hair. like, labyrinth hair. how fucking cool is that?

fuck toby, he'd be a cute goblin. I SHALL BE THE QUEEN!

And ronny will be my goblin king, my david bowie...

only without the tights.