Million Dollar Title Tournament Match #1
Nightmare Vs Lost Soul

Animal i have become by "three days grace" hits the pa system as pyro's shoot off down the ramp and back up. Nightmare walks out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He walks down to the ring and slides in. He taunts the crowd as his music fades out.

Guy:Sid we have witnessed many of Nightmare's greatest matches during our years in the RMWF and i can only imagine that we will witness many more here in MDCW.

Sid:Eh they were ok, he's still no Chris Heid

The lights go out as Burning Angel hits the PA. The Words You are about to enter A Realm of Darkness appear on the Big Screen...The fans wait in wonderment of who or what is coming out of this darkness...Evil laughter is heard from all around as Flames engulf the screen and the words are burnt away...The camera pans a cemetary as it comes across a grave the grave reads R...........I...........P........."The Dark Master Lost Soul lies here...Evil to us...Evil to all....The Big Screen lights up as the Murder Death Kill are seen on the screen with blood dripping off of the letters...A cloaked figure appears on the stage as Flames burts around him...As he walks down to the ring flames appear under his feet as he walks...He slides into the ring and removes the hood from his head and laughs evily as Flames shoot up from the turnbuckles...

Guy: Wow!! Both wrestlers look anxious for the match to begin.. They're just pasing back and forth shooting each other with dirty looks waiting for the bell to ring, the fans here in the Joe Louis arena are just as anxious. And there it is!!! The first MDCW official MDCW match is no underway, Lost Soul and Nightmare immediately lock-up!!! The bigger man Lost Soul quickly uses his power to advantage to shove Nightmare back into the turnbuckle hard.

Sid:I thought Nightmare would know better than to try to overpower somebody thats so much bigger than him, i guess thats what i get for thinking. Lost Soul now measuring Nightmare in the corner, he charges in for splash but NO!! Nightmare quickly moves out of the way leaving Lost Soul with a chest full of turnbuckle.

Guy:Nightmare now staying on the attack stomps on Lost Soul, he now drops down to his knees and begins unloading punch after punch on Lost Soul.

Sid:Damn, he dropped to his knees faster than a sixteen year old girl after a couple shots of 151

Guy:WHAT!!!!

Sid:Ooooooh, nothing, forgot where i was for a second.

Guy:Nightmare now pulls Lost Soul to his feet and attempts to whip him into the ropes but Lost Soul is having none of that, Soul uses his long reach to grab onto a nearby rope and block the irish whip attempt. Nightmare trys the irish whip once again and again its blocked by Lost Soul, Soul now with a knee, TO THE GROIN!!!!

Sid:Ouch, he just kneed him in the nuts so hard his sperm are gonna have black eyes

Guy:Nightmare collapses to the mat just as any man would in his situation and the ref admonishes Soul for his cheap tactics.

Sid:Ya know, i think that would qualify as Lost Soul's "I don't give a damn" face.

Guy:Lost Soul in the drivers seat now as he scoops up Nightmare, what a show of strength as Lost Soul presses the 245 pound Nightmare high above his head before slamming him right back down to the mat.

Sid:I'm not impressed, i wanna see him do that to some of the women i've slept with

Guy:Thats a little more than i ever wanted to know about you Sid

Sid:Ain't nothin like fat sex........

Guy:Your a sad, sad little man. Meanwhile in the ring Lost Soul is pulling Nightmare up on his feet once again, thumb to the eye by Nightmare followed by a huge ddt. Both men are down.

Sid:Get up ya bums, yeah thats what i'm talkin about. Both men make make it to their feet and begin to exchange punches. Lost Soul now seems to be getting the better of the exchange. But not for long, Nightmare takes control with a knee to the mid-section.

Guy:Nightmare now irish whipping Lost Soul into the corner hard. MY GOD! Did you see his neck snap back?

Sid:I can't believe hes still standing, Lost Soul now staggering out of the corner i don't think he knows where he is, SWEET DREAM!!!! Nightmare nails Lost Soul with the sweet dream goes for the cover.

Guy:1.....2.....3. Nightmare has done, Nightmare was able to overcome the huge size advantage and come away with the win keeping him alive in the Million Dollar Title Tournament.

Sid:Ya know that match didn't suck half as bad as i thought it would, i'm suprised. WINNER:Nightmare

The Debut

We cut backstage to the office of MDCW Kid Money who is talking on the phone

Kid Money:Alright so he is going to be here tonight?

Kid Money listens to the person on the other end of the phone and begins to smile

Kid Money: Nice... I'm surprised he didn't call me ahead of time to let me know he would show up tonight. The MDCW is in for a huge suprise......an X-rated suprise.

Kid Money laughs as he hangs up the phone and we cut back to ringside with Guy Mandell and Sid Nasty.....who is drinking a bottle of Whiskey????

Guy:An X-Rated suprise? Who could that be?

Sid:I don't care, he said it was a he, you put he together with X-Rated and that doesn't sound like something that i wanna see.

Guy:Good point, Are you drinking on the air!!!!!

Sid:Just a little

Guy:Your so fired after the show

Sid:So be it

Million Dollar Title Tournament Match #2
Jen Martin Vs Jareth "The Prototype Krueger

As "RazorBlade Kiss" by HIM plays The arena goes dark as Jareth walks down the ramp wearing a Black shirt, Black Pants, black eyeliner, black shoes, black nails, and black gloves. Once he enters the Ring Red pyro comes up from the ring post.

Sid:Hey guy, i see emo people

Guy:Why don't you tell him that

Sid:I will, i mean he can't be that tuff if he got booked against a women, besides what kind of man wears finger nail polish and eyeliner besides rock stars?

Guy:I gotta admit you do have somewhat of a good point.

Sid:Guy Mandell agrees that i have a good point, SOMEBODY CALL 911!!!! This man needs a doctor.



The lights in the arena fade to a charcoal black as "Fortune Faded" begins to play over the arena speakers. Jen appears on the ramp, bearing a confident smirk. She walks down the ramp, as the fans outstretched hands brush against her just out of reach. She ascends the stairs and enters the ring under the second rope, as the lights turn back on.

Guy:Here we go now.. Jen charges in with a drop kick that barely even moves the 350 pound Prototype, Prototype now grabs Martin and irish whips her into the ropes. HUGE BACK BODY DROP by Prototype! Jen is up... ANOTHER!

Sid:I havent seen a women thrown that high into the air since that time i thought it was a good idea to install an ejector seat on my ex-wifes side of the bed.

Guy:You know the more i listen to you the more i realize just how disturbed you really are

Sid:Ah your just jealous i have the balls to do what you only think about doing.

Guy:Yeah.....anyway. Prototype takes the advantage and goes to work on Jen with kicks to the chest and stomach. Protoype now into the ropes... PROTOTYPE WITH AN ELBOW TO THE THROAT!

Sid:I know something she isnt gonna be doing for a while after that shot.

Guy: The FCC is gonna have a freakin field day with this.......

Sid:Prototype with the cover... one, two, KICKOUT! It's gonna take more than that to keep Jen down. I wonder if $100 would do it

Guy:Prototype has Jen up.. SNAP SUPLEX, Prototype back into the ropes once again, LEG DROP! Another cover by Prototype... KICKOUT on two! Jen Martin has a lot of heart, but i dunno if thats gonna be enough for her to defeat a 350 pound monster Prototype.

Sid:Prototype now picking up Jen for a powerbomb, NO!!! REVERSAL!!! Jen counters with a Hurricanrana and hooks the leg, 1...2...3

Guy:I DON'T BELIEVE IT, SHE DID IT!!!!

WINNER:JEN MARTIN

Reunited

X-treme Jay is seen walking down the hallway drinking a bottle of water. Something falls behind him and he stops suddenly and turns around.

X-treme Jay: What the hell was that.

Voice: Hey you silly wangsta over here.

Xtreme-Jay: Who the hell are you?

Voice: Bring yo cracka ass over here.

Xtreme-Jay: Son i will beat the ever livin piss outta y....

From the dark hallway Nightmare walks out. Xtreme Jay gets a smirk on his face and the two men shake hands. and continue walking down the hallway.

Xtreme Jay: Hey man thanks for the call bro. Ive been ready to get back into a ring. It's been to long.

Nightmare: It sure has... You talk to anyone from that other place?

Xtreme Jay: No not really, i left Sen a messege but it never got returned and i got your call so the first chance i got, i got on the phone, got in contact with the people here, faxed Mr Kind Money all my information and within the hour he called me and told me to show up here.

Nightmare: Great to have ya around man. Good to see old faces still hangin around. Good luck out there tonight man. I will be seeing you around.

Xtreme Jay: You too bro, See ya around.

Nightmare turns down another hallway and Xtreme Jay continues down the hall as we cut back to the announce table. Where we see Guy Mandell and Sid Nasty who is still drinking and who has now took it upon himself to remove his shirt.

Guy:Would you please put your shirt back on, the whiteness is blinding me.

Sid:Don't hat me because i'm beautiful

Guy:I don't, i hate you because your a loud mouthed alcoholic jackass

Sid:You know if i didn't know that you didn't mean a word of that, that might have hurt my feelings.

Million Dollar Title Tournament Match #3
Lana Vs Hyper

Blue and Green lights begin to flash in the ring as the smoke rises and One by Creed begins to play and Hyper runs down the ramp and slides in the ring. He Mounts each turnbuckle and raises a fist. As he reaches the top last turnbuckle Hyper does a backflip off and awaits his oppenent.

Pink and white lights flash around the arena while the first beats of Promiscuous start to play. The camera focuses on the top of the ramp, an outline of a girl's backside is seen. The girl slaps her bum and whirls around and winks at the good-looking men in the crowd. Walkng down the ramp she blows a few kisses and climbs the stairs. Entering over the second rope she goes slowly to show off her bum once more. She gets in the ring and flirts with the cute guys while she waits for the match to start.

Sid:Ya know Guy, that shirt looks quite becoming on her, then again if i was on her I'd be cuming too

Guy smacks himself in the forehead

Guy:I'd like to take this oppertunity to say that the views and opinions expressed by Sid Nasty are not shared by the entire MDCW.

Sid:Like you wouldn't play lion with her

Guy:Lion?

Sid:You know, thats when she gets down on all fours and you throw her your meat

Guy smacks himself in the forehead once again as Sid lets out a drunken laugh

Sid:Well theres the bell Lana and Hyper lock up, quick kick right to the ribs by Lana and another sends Hyper right back into the buckle! Lana rushes in and tries the Irish whip but a reversal by Hyper sends Lana bouncing off the buckle on the other side of the ring. She staggers out of the corner. AND HYPER RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!! Lana slowly back to her feet, Hyper measures her and this time sends her to the mat with a picture perfect dropkick.

Guy:Its not looking good for the lovely Lana here. Lana trying to pull herself back to her feet, Here we go again, Hyper charges in but Lana ducks the clothesline. Hyper off the rope now, LANA NAILS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!!!

Sid:I think i just saw Hyper's teeth fly into the third row

Guy:Lana with the cover, 1.....2... kickout after two by Hyper. Both combatants trying to get back to their feet! Lana beats Hyper up but Hyper is the first on the offensive with a right hand to the head, Lana responds with a kick to the mid.... wait i think that was a low blow.

Sid:The ref didn't see it that however, Lana now follows it up with an atomic drop. Hyper is gonna have to ice his balls down for a week after this one.

Guy:Was that an attempt at a blue balls joke?

Sid:Now that you mention it

Sid Laughs

Guy:Lana now stalkin Hyper waiting for him to get up, tis could be it. THE LRW.....NO!!!!! Hyper shoves her to the mat, Hyper quickly drops a leg right across the throat of Lana and climbs the turnbuckle. JOLTED.....NO!!!!! Lana moveed at the very last second and Hyper lands belly first on the canvas.

Sid:Both of them now srtuggle to get to their feet, Lana trys a clothesline but Hyper ducks it. Hyper now trys a clothesline of his own but Lana ducks it, she spinds him around and LRW!!!!!! The cover, 1.....2.....3!!!!!

WINNER:LANA



Guy:Wow, this has been a night full of suprises, so far every women has won, and every person giving up a huge weight advantage has won. Not a good night if your facing a women or somebody smaller than you.

Sid:Maybe it just means those fatasses need to get in shape

Million Dollar Title Tournament Match #4
Diamond Vs Sentice Vargas
The lights go out as you hear crazy laughter. The lights start flashing purple and pink as Shes a Rebel hits the pa system.Diamond walks out and runs to the ring and slides in under the ropes.

Sid:All these women wrestlers we have and not one wardrobe malfunction yet, waasupwitdat????

Guy:They probably made sure that wouldn't happen cuz they knew a dirty old man like you would be here

We now hear the Sentic Vargas' music as he walks down the ramp and slides into the ring

Sid:Ya know i heard this guy was serving a life sentice, ha ha, i crack myself up

Guy:That and your on crack

Sid:Soooooo

Guy:The match begins as Diamond and Sentice lock up. AND THE REF IS ALREADY DOWN!!!! Sentice sends Diamond right into the ref.

Sid:Thats gonna spell trouble

Guy: Diamond is up and hand springs across the ring nailing Sentice with a back elbow. Diamond now pulls Sentice to his feet and Sentice goes on the attack nailin a a side slam out of nowhere. Diamond retreats outside of the ring only to have Sentice follow. As Sentice rounds the corner of the ring Diamond meets him with a kick to the midsection doubling him over. DDT by Diamond onto the hard cold floor. Diamond now with a chair.

Sid:The ref is still down so its all legal for now

CRACK!!!!!!

Guy:OH GOD!!! Diamond cracks the chair over the head of Sentice Vargas who is down on one knee grimicing in pain. Diamond now reaches down to pull Sentice to his feet however Sentice grabs onto her shirt and pulls back sending flinging Diamond head first into the steel steps. DIAMOND IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!!

Sid: The ref is up and starting the count as Sentice rushes back into the ring. After a few moments the bloody Diamond finally rolls back into the ring only to be stomped on by Sentice Vargas.

Guy:Sentice now pulls her to her feet and hit her with a right hand however Diamond fires back with a right of her own. Sentice stops her come back short by jamming his thumb into her cut then giving her a kick to the midsection followed by a piledriver.

Sid:Ewwww theres a couple of holes I'd like to stick my finger in Diamond but not that one.

Guy: Your a sick bastard !!!

Sid: Yeah and I love it , I guess its not that bad its just like doing it at that time of ....

Guy:DON'T EVEN SAY IT , OH GOD YUCK !!!! Sentice now whips Diamond into the ropes , Sentice goes for a super kick but Diamond counters with a roll up. WAIT SHES GOT THE TIGHTS!!!! 1....2....3!!!!!

Sid:Oh baby, i love it when my women play dirty

WINNER:DIAMOND

Million Dollar Title Tournament Match #5
X-Treme Jay Vs Jessie Donovin Ross

"Warrior" by Llyod Banks blasts through the arena as the fans erupt in cheers. X-Treme Jay makes his way to the ring. He stops at the entrance way, makes an "X" over his head and red pyro explosion burst in front of him. Out of nowhere JDR come running out from the back and nails him with a punch to the back of the head, he then spins him around and DDT ON THE RAMP!!!!

Sid:Hahaha!!!

Guy:JDR uses a sneak attack to get the upper hand on Xtreme Jay before the match even starts. JDR now rolls Xtreme Jay into the ring and theres the bell. JDR goes for the pin 1....2 KICKOUT!!!

Sid:JDR whips Xtreme Jay but Jay reverses it and sends his opponent into the ropes. JDR rebounds and ducks a clothesline then off the ropes again sending Farooq to the mat with a drop-kick!!!!JDR goes for an elbow drop but Jay rolls out of the way before contact can be made.

Guy:Jay now trying for a powerbomb on JDR but JDR counters with a back body drop, OH MY GOD!!!! Did you see the way Jay landed on his leg. Jay rolls around the ring screaming out in pain holding his leg. The ref checks on Jay and all of a sudden CRACK!!!!

Sid:SOULJAH JUST OLBILTERATED JDR FROM BEHIND!!!!! What a chair shot, wait a second, Jay was faking it, he quickly crawles across the ring for the cover. 1....2....3!!!!! Xtreme Jay wins it with an assist from Souljah.

WINNER:Xtreme Jay

The Derrty Infantry Reborn

Xtreme Jay now grabs a mic and begins to speak as he makes his way up the ramp

Jay: Jessie Donovin Ross for the past week you have took it upon yourself to say that I have no chance in the ring against you, well i just beat you. Next time, I'LL CRIPPLE YOUR ASS. Consider what just happened you a warning from the Derrty Infantry.

The Derrty Infantry makes its way to the backstage area

Sid:The way he won that match was real.....Derrty?

Guy:Just shoot me
POOOOOW!!!!!

Guy:OUCH, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Sid:It was just a BB

Guy:Why the hell do you have a BB gun in here?

Sid:Just in case one of these little punks in the stands gets out of hand, or in case i find Bin Laden

Guy:I hope you die in your sleep

Sid:What?

Guy:Oh nothing.

MDCW Ironman Title Blood Bank Match (last peson to bleed wins)
Scarlet Dusk Vs Scott Stonewall vs Dark Tiger vs Chino vs Hunter vs Souljah

Husslin by Rick Ross hits as pyro shoots out of the ramp the smoke fills the area as Chino slowly walks out holding chains around his neck bobbin his head to the music, the fans are giving him the bird and chanting You Suck, as he walks down the ramp Chino slides in under the ropes and looks towards the entrance for his opponent

DropKick Murphys: "Barroom Hero" Little Pyro, Pretty much just walks down to the ring slides under the Bottom Rope and Does his thing. All of a sudden the lights go out. And in the darkness we hear a loud WHACK!!!! follwed by another loud WHACK!!! The lights in the arena come back on to reveal that both Hunter and Chino are layed out in the middle of the ring busted wide open. The ref looks at the carnage and calls for the bell. The ref then goes over and says something to Sid and Guy.

Guy:Ladies and gentlemen we have just been informed that according to the rules of this match, Chino and Hunter, HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!

Eliminated:Hunter

Eliminated:Chino

Sid:Damn, they didn't even have a chance, i wonder who did this, i wanna shake their hand, two less pieces of garbage in this match.

As they roll Chino and Hunter's worthless carcases out of the ring, the lights go out and a purple spotlight shines on the ramp as Speak by Godsmack plays. then Dark Tiger and his wife Allanah comes down to the ring. he lowers the ropes for Allanah and then comes to the center of the ring and then makes his pose and purple flames comes from the turnbuckles.

"I Am Legend / Out For Blood" hits the stage as the Arena goes Black. Red Flames covers the Ramp and turns purple. The Fire dies down as Scarlet is seen in a number of Martial Arts poses on the SAWtron. Scarlet appears on the stage and walks slowly towards the ring. She walks up the steps and stands on the apron of the ring, then she lifts her leg over the second rope and then lowers her body under the third rope. She walks into the middle of the ring and tosses her hair back. Purple Fireworks shoot up out of the turn buckle as she stands there smiling.

"King Thing" by DMX hits the speakers and the crowd explode to their feet, blue lights cover the arena as it fills with smoke. Souljah appears at the entrance way to a huge pyro explosion. He runs to the ring, slides in, climbs the turnbuckles, and throws the "A-Town Down" symbol to the crowd who erupt in cheers. He gets down from the turnbuckle, crosses himself, says a quick prayer, and raises his hand again to another pyro explosion and eruption of cheers.

images of Scott 'Dagger' Stonewall comes across the screen. Scott is riding a Harley down a road.... the image rips in two. A new image begins to emerge of Scott with a cowboy look. Then images of Scott walking down a country road comes up on the tron followed by the name Scott Stonewall. After the name Scott Stonewall appears on the screen Scott Stonewall comes out the entranceway as hillbilly shoes by Montgomery Gentry fills the arena, as the crowd cheers. Scott stares out at the crowd and walks to the ring, stops part way and puts his cowboy hat on a little boy. Scott reaches the ring, grabs the top rope and pulls himself up onto the ring apron. Scott then steps over the top rope and raises his arms to the crowd.

Guy:And theres the bell, Dark Tiger and Souljah lock up in the middle of the ring as Scott Stonewall and Scarlet Dusk both exit on opposite sides of the ring. Stonewall grabs a chair from ringside and Scarlet Dusk reaches underneath the ring then jumps back in pure shock.

Sid:ITS THE RING MIDGET!!!!!

Guy:Looks like we werent the only to guys Kid Money scooped up from the RMWF. For those of you unfamilliar with that fed and the ring midget....The ring midget lives under the rings and he supplies wrestlers with steel chairs, bats, tables and various other illegal weapons.

Sid:Look he just gave Scarlet Dusk a sledge hammer

Guy:Inside the ring Dark Tiger whips Souljah into the ropes, Stonewall pulls down on the tope rope causing Souljah to go tumbling to the floor. Dark Tiger has a good laugh at Souljah's expense, he turns around, SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE MIDSECTION!!!!

Sid:Ha Ha, not so funny now is it. Scaret Dusk still with the sledge hammer in hand as Dark Tiger is doubled over in pain. WHACK!!! She sends Tiger down hard with a shot from the sledge hammer right across the back.

Guy:Meanwhile on the outside Stonewall sends Souljah into and over the steal barricade. Souljah stands up on the barricade and goes for a moonsault, HE JUST HIT A FAN!!!!!

Sid:Souljah just missed and hit a fan, I SMELL A LAWSUIT!

Guy:Oh great now Stonewall just got a video camera from somewhere, Stonewall measures Souljah, CRACK!!! He smashes the camera over Souljah's head.

Sid:Is Souljah busted open........NO!!! As for the fans watching, see what happens if you sneak in a camera around here?

Guy:Back inside the ring Dark Tiger is now in control of Scarlet Dusk and now has a chair set up in the middle of the ring, he whips her into the ropes and drops down for a drop toe hold but no, Dusk holds onto the ropes and counters. Dark Tiger now jumps back up to his feet, her comes Dusk charging in, SPINNING DDT ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!

Sid:I have never seen a chair bent that way in my life, look at Tiger hes busted wide open. The only time i've ever seen as much blood in one night as this is that time i walked into a feminist convention at the wrong time of the month.

Eliminated:DARK TIGER

Guy:On the outside Stonewall and Souljah are battling it out right here infront of us. Souljah uses the hair of Scott Stonewall to his advantage once again as he slams Stonewalls head into our announce table. Souljah grabs a nearby chair and charges at the stunned Stonewall, BIG BOOT!!! Stonewall just kicked that chair right back into the face of Souljah and Souljah has now been eliminated.

Eliminated:SOULJAH

Sid:That just leaves Dusk and Stonewall, Stonewall looks into the ring just in time to see Scarlet Ducks jumping onto the top rope with a chair in her hands. She springboards off the top rope and dropkicks the chair right into the face of Scott Stonewall sending him to the floor hard.

Guy:The ref checks on Stonewall, NO BLOOD!!! That last move took as much out of Dusk as it did Stonewall. Dusk makes it to her feet first and just measures Stonewall, Dusk charges Stonewall, SIDEWALK SLAM ON THE CEMENT FLOOR!!!!!

Sid:I think he just broke her in half, wait a minute, shes out cold, somebody take her top off. Kinda reminds me of my senior prom.....Ah memories.

Guy:Stonewall now lifting the steel steps over his head, wait a second Dusk is doing something with her boot, Stonewall trys to hit her with the steps but she dodges and CUTS STONEWALL!!!!

Sid:SHE HAD A RAZOR BLADE!!! Scarlet Dusk just cut Scott Stonewall with a razor blade.

Winner AND NEW IRONMAN CHAMPION:SCARLET DUSK

Guy:Scott Stonewall is abosolutely furious as he questions just how legal that was with the ref.

Sid:Wait a second two men just jumped the barricades, one has a chair and the other has the Ironman title, THATS SHANE CARVER!!! The man with the chair lays out Scott Stonewall from behind as he continues to talk to the ref. AND SHANE CARVER JUST BUSTED OPEN SCARLET DUSK!!!

Guy:Carver is supposed to be running the Ironman division, what the hell is he doing?

Shane Carver lays the ironman title over the out cold and now bleeding Scarlet Dusk and grabs a mic. He is followed by the unknown man with the chair.

Shane Carver:Scarlet dusk you may have the ironman title, but this man right here is the real ironman champion. MDCW, your in for a bumpy ride. Shane Carver now has THE X-RATED ICON, DYNAMIC DYNAMITE on his side!

Guy:Dynamic Dynamite, now i know who that is, he was an XWF legend.

Sid:Well with Shane Carver on his side, it looks like he'll be a legend here too

Shane Carver and DD head towards the back leaving nothing but carnage at ringside.

Mystery Man

All the lights in the arena go off. The sound of harsh wind can be heard right before eerie music begins to play. A small red light barely illuminates part of the arena. Blood begins to pour down from the rafters. The MDCW sign itself begins to drip blood, and goes slowly from green to black.Body parts begin to fall from the rafters. Partially decayed arms, rotting legs, open eyes. They all begin to pour down along with the blood covering the arena. As the blood and body parts are coming down a hollow voice comes across the speakers.

Voice: Darkness is coming to all in MDCW. A new era of FEAR! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

Wll the lights go out again. When the lights come back on there are no body parts, the MDCW sign is back to normal and there is no blood to be seen. There is a symbol burned in the center of the ring....

A symbol of a two sythes with a crown, that has a skull on top and bones around it, in the middle

Guy:What the hell, did you put something in my drink?

Sid:Yeah, like i'm gonna waste my drugs on you. I need these for when i hit the club.

A Revolution Is Born

With all the carnage finally gone from ringside only Dark Tiger and Scott Stonewall remain. They enter the ring and stare each other down, they are face to face and then DT and Scott shake hands. then DT grabs a mic.

Dark Tiger: Ladies and gentlemen, what you are witnessing right now is a Revolution.

the crowd cheers and Dark Tiger gives the mic to Scott.

Scott: it is time to Revolutionize this industry and that is exactly what we are going to do.

then Scott gives the mic back to DT.

DT: there is two more people for the Revolution, and here they are.

then Thunderstruck by AC/DC plays and Xander and Treasure comes to the ring. DT gives the mic to Xander

Xander: thats right. the Revolution will revolutionize the way you look at Million Dollar Mondays.

Treasure smiles and nods as Xander gives the mic back to DT

DT: thats right. what you see before you is a Revolution for MDCW.

the crowd goes wild and the four of them raises each other's arms.

Guy:We got X-Rated Icons, we got body parts fallin from the rafters, stuff burned into the ring, people getting cut with razor blades, Revolutions, Derrt Infantrys and we still have a ladder match to decide the first ever MDCW Television Champ.

Sid:AND I'M DRUNK AND NAKED!!!!!

The camera now focuses on Sid who is in fact drunk and who has just pulled his pants off. Blurred by the censors of course.

Guy:Thats one part of you i never wanted to see sid, now this has just turned into the craziest show i've ever done.

Sid:All in all its pretty much what i expected from a fed thats run by drugged out gangsta wannabe

Guy:That signs your checks

Sid:Best drugged out gangsta wannabe i know, HEY CAN I GET SOME CHEETOS OVER HERE!!!!

Guy:Turn the mic off before you do that, jackass.....

Main Event

MDCW Television Title Ladder Match

Lost Soul Vs Jareth "The Prototype Krueger Vs Hyper Vs Jessie Donovin Ross Vs Sentice Vargas

Guy: With all the combatants already in the ring, theres the bell. Sentice Vargas nails Prototype with a ddt. JDR walks right into a super kick by Hyper, Hyper took his head off and now Hyper is all over him with a flurry of lefts and rights.

Sid:While the other were fighting among each other Lost Soul went and got the ladder. He slides it into the ring, Hyper trys to catch Lost Soul with a dropkick while Soul enters the ring but.....HYPER GETS SLAMMED ON THE LADDER! Lost Soul used Hypers own momentum against him that time.

Guy:JDR now spikes Prototype with a piledriver and on the other side of the ring Sentice Vargas and Lost Soul now exchange punches. Sentice now drops Lost Soul to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker.

Sid:Watch JDR hes got the ladder, CRACK!!! JDR LAYS OUT HYPER, CRACK!!!! JDR LAYS OUT VARGAS, CRACK!!! PROTOTYPE GETS ONE TOO!!!!

Guy:Jessie Donovin Ross just absolutely destroyed everybody that was standing. JDR sets up the ladder and begins to climb in hopes of becomming the first ever MDCW Television Champion, the title is just out of his reach, LOST SOUL KICKS THE LADDER OVER!!!

BOOOM!!!!

Sid:You just spilled my whiskey, YOU BASTARD!!!!

Guy:JDR has just fell from the top of the ladder straight through our announce table, i don't think hes gonna get up from that.

Sid:Good, i can't believe he spilled my whiskey.

Guy:Lost Soul and Prototype working as a team here, what are they doing, DOUBLE POWERBOMB!!! I think they just broke Hyper's back with that double powerbomb onto the ladder. Sentice Vargas now nails Lost Soul in the back of the head with a dropkick. Prototype has set up the Ladder and begins to climb but is spotted by Vargas, Vargas grabs him and ABSOLUTE ZERO!!!! He just powerbombed a 350 pound man off the ladder.

Sid:Vargas now turns around into THE LIVEWIRE!!!!! Hyper out of nowhere plants Vargas with that vicious brainbuster. Hyper better that his back, Lost Soul is waiting on him, DRAGON STUNNER!!!!! He took his head off.....

Guy:Its Lost Soul now climbing the ladder, wait a second, JDR is back in the ring and now hes on the other side of the ladder, everybody else is layed out, its between JDR and Lost Soul. They both reach the top of the ladder, right hand by JDR on Lost Soul. Right hand by Lost Soul on JDR, Lost Soul grabs JDR by the throat DECADE OF PAIN!!!! He just choke slammed him from the top of the ladder all the way to the outside of the ring. Lost Soul reaches up, HES DONE IT, LOST SOUL WINS!!!!

Sid:Besides that bastard spilling my whiskey, THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!

WINNER AND NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION:LOST SOUL

Guy:What a first show, i'm Guy Mandell and with me is a very drunk, very naked Sid Nasty, we'll see you next week unless the FCC says otherwise