Anarchy Presents

Coming to you live from Chicago, IL

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The Chicago Crowd is energetic as we get set to start the show. We see the faces of Hoshi Yakamoto, The Moose, Sal Clemenzo, Rated R, Max Cameron, Jack Spade, Bombshell, The Nameless, Teenage Kicks, Kelly Buchanan, Jakob Sykes and even Myst herself on the big screen. When all of a sudden from seemingly out of no where a person swings down from the rafters and lands in the center of the ring.

Kosmic Kitty - Oh, my goodness I think Tarzan just entered the building.

Henry Lesher - I wonder why he's not wearing a loin cloth?

Kosmic Kitty - Maybe he's shy.

The fans go crazy as they recognize the person to be none other than Mikey Jones. Mikey revels in the crowds applause as he picks up the mic and stops momentarily to pose for a few pictures.

Mikey Jones - Yeah, so listen up everyone. Tonight as I make my presence felt in Anarchy Wrestling by crushing Jack Spade under my boots. I want you all to remember my face. Something Else is on the horizon and I am going to be bringing home the gold.

The fans erupt with more cheers.

Kosmic Kitty - He's like totally confident and stuff.

Lesher - Well, he's no Tarzan.

Mikey Jones -  I WILL be the Extreme Champion. It's my destiny...

Mikey tosses the mic aside and races out of the ring as the first match gets underway.

Hoshi Yakamoto

 Vs.

Bombshell

"I Am the Body Beautiful" by Salt N Pepa plays as Bombshell comes out onto the stage. She winks towards the camera and then makes her way down the ramp while the crowd gives her a mixed response. She then makes her way up the ring steps onto the apron and then does a somersault over the top rope into the ring. She then tests the ropes while her music fades and then we hear Joe Satriani play as Hoshi Yakamoto makes her way onto the stage. The crowd gives her a decent ovation as she then makes her way down the ramp towards the ring. Hoshi leaps onto the apron and then leaps over the top rope into the ring. Hoshi then steps to the middle of the ring where she stands nose to nose with Bombshell while the referee calls for the bell.

Kosmic Kitty - This should be an intertesting match.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, I'll be over here slashing my wrists, so don't mind me.

Bombshell locks up with Hoshi, then whips her off the ropes and gives her a clothesline to the mat. Bombshell then lands a knee drop to the chest on Hoshi before she stands her up and whips her into the corner. Bombshell then gives Hoshi a series of kicks to the gut and then pulls off her top and starts strangling her with it while various fans whistle and catcall in Hoshi's direction.

Henry Lesher - This is the part where I kill myself.

Bombshell breaks the choke on Hoshi and Hoshi gives her a kick to the gut and then picks her up for a scoop slam to the mat. Hoshi then stands Bombshell up, whips her into the corner buckle and then charges in for a shoulder block only to have Bombshell step out of the way. Hoshi, though, jumps to the second rope and then headlocks Bombshell and gives her a springboard bulldog to the mat. Hoshi then pulls off Bombshell's top and starts strangling her with it while the fans get another chance to whistle and catcall towards the ring. Hoshi then stands Bombshell up and whips her through the ropes and out to the floor. Hoshi drops and rolls herself out to the floor and then she starts putting the boots to Bombshell.

Kosmic Kitty - Hoshi looks good at this point.

Henry Lesher - Hey. I am killing myself here. Let me be.

Hoshi then stands Bombshell up, whips her shoulder first into the steel ring post and then stands her up and rolls her into the ring, then rolls herself into the ring. Hoshi reaches for Bombshell's shorts. Instead, Bombshell gives Hoshi a head butt and then gives her a forearm smash to the jaw that sends her backwards. Bombshell pulls the feet out from under Hoshi and then she pulls the shorts off of Hoshi Yakamoto. The crowd cheers as Bombshell then tosses the shorts into the front row. Bomvshell then stands Hoshi up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a clothesline to the mat followed by a leg drop across the throat. Bombshell then goes to the ropes in the corner and makes her way to the top. She leaps off and lands a head butt to the chest on Hoshi before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Bombshell has secured a win over Hoshi Yakamoto!

Kosmic Kitty - Bombshell defeats Hoshi!

Henry Lesher - I'm dead, could care less.

Bombshell then pulls Hoshi to the middle of the ring and whispers something in her ear. Hoshi look horrified and shakes her head. Bombshell then stands next to Hoshi. Hoshi kneels before her. We then see snow and a message then comes up on the screen, stating that the following has been censored due to mature content. There are a few moments of silence and the screen is then black. We then look back to ringside where Kosmic Kitty looks a little flustered.

Kosmic Kitty - I never thought anyone would actually do that inside a wrestling ring.

Henry Lesher - I had my head under the desk the whole time. I don't want to know.

Kosmic Kitty - The fans are still cheering.

Henry Lesher - Thanks God I killed myself before the match ended.
 

Mikey Jones

Vs.

 Jack Spade

"Rockstar" by Nickelback plays as Mikey Jones comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He stands on the stage for a few moments and looks around at the crowd before he starts down the ramp towards the ring. He then slides under the bottom rope into the ring and then jumps to his feet and climbs to the second rope in the corner where he poses for the crowd. He then jumps down as his music fades and we hear "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne and Jack Spade makes his way onto the stage to a huge ovation from the crowd. He then runs down the ramp, leaps onto the apron and then jumps over the top rope into the ring.

Kosmic Kitty - This should be fun to watch.

Henry Lesher - Look, what you and I call fun will never be the same thing.

The bell sounds and Jones and Spade start trading rights and lefts in the middle of the ring. Jones then whips Spade into the corner and then misses a clothesline and Spade gives Jones a series of kicks to the ribs. Spade then picks Jones up and slams him to the mat and then lands an elbow smash across the chest on him and goes for the early pin. 1...2... kick out by Jones. Spade then stands Jones up, whips him off the ropes and ducks his head for a backdrop. Instead, Jones gives Spade a knee lift to the jaw and then gives him a side Russian leg sweep to the mat before Jones tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade.

Kosmic Kitty - Both guys get two counts early.

Henry Lesher - Those don't count for anything.

Jones stands Spade up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Jones then poses on the second rope, a smile on his face and then drops back to the mat. Jones then climbs out onto the apron as Jack Spade gets to his feet. Jones sends Spade back to the floor with a clothesline from the apron. Jones then stands Spade up and whips him towards the corner post, but Spade reverses it and sends Jones into the corner post shoulder first. Jack Spade then rolls Mikey into the ring before he jumps onto the apron and then he leaps over the top rope and lands a leg drop across the throat on Mikey Jones and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... Jones kicks out.

Kosmic Kitty - I thought Spade had him there.

Henry Lesher - You think a lot of things. Rarely does what you think make sense.

Jack Spade stands Mikey Jones up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick to the mat. Jack then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top while the fans cheer him on. Jack poses on the top rope and then leaps off and goes for a 450 splash. Mikey Jones rolls out of the way before Jack hits the mat and then Mikey leaps to his feet. Mikey then stands Jack Spade up, whips him into the corner buckle and then follows that with a springboard into a knee to the face on Jack Spade who then falls face down to the mat where Mikey Jones then rolls him over for the pin. 1...2...3! Mikey Jones scores the upset win over Jack Spade.

Kosmic Kitty - This marks an upset win for Mikey Jones. He's a pretty good wrestler.

Henry Lesher - Oh like I care. Let's move on.
 

A Place for My Head by Linkin Park plays and Myst appears at the top of the ramp with a mic in her one hand and a clip board in the other.

Myst - I know what you're all thinking. Something Else is just around the corner and your poor little tummies are in a knot. You don't know whether your coming or going.  Well, we at Anarchy Wrestling. Myself , especially thrive on making you uncomfortable. That is why at Something Else I have decided to embrace the unpredictable and have welcomed the idea of several open matches. The Extreme Title is up for grabs as is the Tag Titles!

Myst smiled to herself as she ran her fingers along the length of the clipboard.

Myst - What can I say, I get excited by the idea that at any moment someone might just sign on the dotted line and take a run at being a champion. Something else is going to be Something Else........just you wait and see.

With that Myst vanished behind the curtians as Xandra announces the next match.

Kelly Buchanan

 Vs.

 Teenage Kicks

"Teenage Kicks" by Busted plays as Tanja Michaels and Kira Yakamoto make their way onto the stage where the crowd gives them a decent ovation. The two of them then run down the ramp and then slide into the ring. They high five one another and then wait while their music fades and then we hear "Buttons" by Pussycat Dolls and Kelly Buchanan comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Kelly stands on stage for a few moments and looks around, then she makes her way down the ramp to the ring.

Kosmic Kitty - Good to see Kelly is back in AW.

Henry Lesher - We don't agree on anything tonight.

Kelly pulls herself onto the apron and then she steps through the ropes and into the ring. The referee then calls for the bell and Kira opts to start the match for her team against Kelly in this handicap match. They move in for the lock up, but Kira gives Kelly a knee to the gut and then whips her off the ropes before giving her a spinning heel kick to the head. Kira then goes for the pin. 1...2... Kelly kicks out. Kira stands kelly up, whips her into the corner buckle and then missdes with a dropkick when Kelly steps out of the way. Kelly then grabs Kira by the hair, spins her around a few times and then lets her go, flinging her into a neutral corner. Kelly then puts the boots to Kira as she rolls herself out of the ring to the floor for a breather. Kelly drops and rolls out of the ring after her.

Kosmic Kitty - Kelly isn't giving Kira a break here.

Henry Lesher - I would love to see a break. I vote for the neck.

Kelly turns Kira around and takes a thumb to the eye from Kira. Kira then slams Kelly's face into the ring steps and then Kira rolls herself into the ring. Kira then rolls to her corner and tags in Tanja Michaels. Tanja steps into the ring as Kelly tries to pull herself onto the apron and Kelly takes a baseball slide to the chin from Michaels. Michaels then stands Kelly up and rolls her into the ring before rolling herself into the ring where she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kelly Buchanan and Michaels argues to the referee that was a three count, but the referee says it was only a two.

Kosmic Kitty - Looks like Michaels thought she had her there.

Henry Lesher - Don't care.

Michaels stands Kelly up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a backdrop back to the middle of the ring. Michaels then goes to the ropes and makes her way to the top rope. She launches herself off the top and misses with a leg drop when Kelly rolls out of the way. Kelly then uses the ropes to quickly get to her feet and then starts putting the boots to Michaels. Kelly then stands Tanja Michaels up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline and then she rolls to her corner and tags in Kira Yakamoto. Yakamoto is greeted with a forearm to the chin from Kelly. Kelly then picks Kira up and givesa her a power bomb to the mat before she goes for the pin. 1...2... Kira rolls a shoulder out.

Kosmic Kitty - I thought that was it.

Henry Lesher - I know I've had it.

Kelly then stands Kira up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a dropkick to the mat. Kelly then goes to the ropes and makes her way to the top. Tanja Michaels shakes the top rope and Kelly falls onto the ropes and then tumbles to the mat. Kira then rolls Kelly into a school boy pinfall attempt. 1...2... Kelly kicks out and then stands Kira up and gives her a German suplex to the mat where she goes for the pin while hooking the tights. 1...2...3! Kelly defeats Teenage Kicks tonight!

Kosmic Kitty - Kelly cheated!

Henry Lesher - Kelly put me out of my misery. Let's hope the rest of the show is better than this crap.
 

Jakob Sykes

 Vs.

 The Nameless

Jakob Sykes steps out onto the stage where the crowd greets him with a mixed reaction. He starts down the ramp, but is attacked from behind by The Nameless. Nameless then tosses Jakob off the ramp to the floor and then gives him a double axe handle smash across the back. Nameless then stands Jakob up and gives him a head butt before he then pulls Jakob Sykes to ringside. Nameless then pulls the protective mats up from the floor.

Kosmic Kitty - This match is going to be ugly. There's barb wire inside the ring and on tables around the ring. I don't think there are any rules.

Henry Lesher - That makes up for so much garbage I have had to watch tonight. It almost gives me a will to live.

Nameless sets to DDT Jakob to the floor, but Jakob instead lifts up and gives Nameless a backdrop to the floor while the confused referee inside the ring finally calls for the bell to make this match official. Jakob then pulls Nameless to one of the tables that is covered in barbed wire. Jakob sets Nameless for and then delivers a power bomb through the table and goes for the pin on the floor. 1...2... kick out by Nameless. Jakob then stands Nameless up and rolls him into the ring. Jakob then picks up the ring steps and throws them over the top rope into the ring before he finally pulls himself onto the apron and then steps over the top rope into the ring.

Kosmic Kitty - I don't think either of these guys are in a good mood.

Henry Lesher - That's how I like it. We need more hate in this company.

Jakob slams Nameless' head into the steel ring steps and then picks him up and slams him onto them. Jakob then climbs the ropes in the nearby corner and then poses towards the crowd before going for a splash on Nameless. Nameless rolls out of the way and Jakob's ribs land on the steel steps instead. Jakob grabs at his ribs while rolling around on the canvas which has strips of barbed wire on it. Nameless then uses the ropes to get to his feet and then goes to Jakob, kneels and wraps one of the barbed wires around the throat of Jakob and tries to choke him out with it.

Kosmic Kitty - This is really violent.

Henry Lesher - We like that. You're just too stupid to remember that you like it.

Jakob grabs for something to use on Nameless. He manages to grab the ring steps. Jakob swings them with one hand and manages to drive them into the ribs of Nameless. That breaks the choke and Jakob rolls himself out of the ring to the floor, bleeding from the arm and from the forehead. Nameless is also seen bleeding from the side and back where he was driven through the table. Nameless rolls himself out to the floor after Jakob. Jakob reaches under the ring and pulls out a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Jakob then drills Nameless right in the face with the butt end of the bat, sending him to the floor. Jakob then slams the bat into the ribs of Nameless and then gouges his face through the mask.

Kosmic Kitty - This Jakob guy is tough.

Henry Lesher - He is holding his own with Nameless and that means I don't hate him so much for being Myst's lackey.

Jakob stands Nameless up and whips him towards the steel corner post. Instead, Nameless stops himself and then gives Jakob a big boot to the face. Nameless then pulls the baseball bat from Jakob's hands and then slams it over the top of his head. Nameless then knees jakob in the gut, picks him up and gives him a power bomb through one of the tables that has been wrapped in barbed wire. Nameless then stands over Jakob for a moment and then grabs him around the throat. Nameless stands Jakob up and then picks him up and gives him a choke slam onto the barbed wire and broken wood from the table and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! The nameless scores a bloody win this week.

Kosmic Kitty - That was really bloody.

Henry Lesher - I love it. We need a whole night of that. Let's see Hoshi fight Nameless right now! Bring her out here!

Kosmic Kitty - Nameless looks as tough as he ever has. That's bad news for the rest of AW.

Nameless raises his arm while raising a bloodied baseball bat in the other as he makes his way towards the backstage area.

The Moose

 Vs.

 Rated R

Kosmic Kitty - Looks like we're going to our remote feed.

We see an empty bar, no one present yet for this match. The juke box starts playing" I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace, but we see Moose stepping in to unplug the juke box. Rated R then comes running in and starts brawling with Moose. Rated R slams Moose's head into the juke box. Moose answers with a head butt on Rated R and then slams his head into the juke box as well. Moose then picks rated R up and slams him to the floor of the bar. Moose then grabs a bar stool and picks it up, then slams the legs of it into the ribs of Rated R repeatedly. Moose then tosses the bar stool aside and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R.

Kosmic Kitty - I hope Ryan's okay.

Henry Lesher - I'm sure he's fine.

Moose goes to the bar and leans over, grabs a beer mug and then pours himself a beer. He then quickly chugs the beer down and turns and smashes the beer mug over the head of Rated R. Moose then gives Rated R a clothesline to the floor before again going for the pin. 1...2... kick out again by Rated R who is now bleeding from the forehead. Moose then stands Rated R up and throws him right over the bar where he crashes into the opposite wall. Rated R falls to the floor behind the wall with various liquors falling on him. Moose then winks towards the camera.

Kosmic Kitty - That must have hurt.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, Ryan is probably bleeding internally. This is great.

Moose makes his way around the bar and stands Rated R up, Rated R then smashes a whiskey bottle over the head of The Moose before he then gives Moose a clothesline to the floor. Rated R then stands over Moose and smiles momentarily, the blood trickling down his nose before falling to the floor. Rated R then picks Moose up and runs him head first into the juke box. Rated R then slams Moose to the floor and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by The Moose.

Kosmic Kitty - I have seen a lot of blood tonight.

Henry Lesher - This is what happens when real wrestlers fight and not some pansy women who don't want to ruin their make up.

Rated R stands Moose up and then rams his face into the wall. Rated R then gives Moose a fall away slam to the floor. Rated R then gets to his feet and grabs a pool cue off the wall and then he starts whipping Moose across the back with it. Rated R verbally taunts Moose and then chokes him with the cue. Rated R continues to choke Moose while Moose reaches for something to use to prevent defeat here. He manages to snag one of the bar stool legs, picks it up and then slams it over the head of Rated R, breaking free of the choke. Moose then gets to his feet, the blood running down his face from the whiskey bottle to the head earlier. Moose then picks Rated R up and slams him on the bar itself. Moose then chokes Rated R for a few moments, then pulls him off the bar and then picks him up. Moose slams Rated R to the floor and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R.

Kosmic Kitty - I am worried about Ryan. He's bleeding a lot.

Henry Lesher - Yeah and so is Moose. I really love this.

Moose stands Rated R up. Rated R gives Moose a thumb to the eye and then whips him into the bar that winds Moose. Rated R then grabs a beer mug from one of the nearby tables and smashes it over the head of Moose. Rated R then gioves Moose a Rock Bottom through that same table and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose and Rated R has a few words with the referee about the speed of their count. Rated R then stands Moose up and misses with a right hook when Moose ducks it, then picks Rated R up and gives him a Moosedriver onto the broken table. Moose then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Moose gets the win over Rated R!

Kosmic Kitty - Oh my, I need to go and make sure Ryan is okay.

Henry Lesher - He's fine. You have to stay here until the show is over.
 

Sal Clemenzo

 Vs.

 Max Cameron

"Hells Bells" by AC/DC fills the arena as Max Cameron makes his way to the ring. He waves at the fans, and stops at ringside to shake hands with one fan whom is holding a "Max Cameron: the $1million champion!" sign. Max enters the ring as "Halls of Fear" by Nino Rota begins playing, and Sal Clemenzo heads to the ring, gaining a big of a mixed reaction from the crowd. As the two face off in the ring, the referee explains that this is an "I Quit" match, as was decided during the run up to the Pick your Poison week event. Both men nod, indicating that they understand, and the bell sounds, to start this match. Immediately, they lock up, Sal quickly gaining the upper hand, and twisting Max's arm around in a wrist lock, only to have Max reverse the lock, and attempt to pull Sal into a standing crossface hold. Sal does not allow this, countering the attempt, and turning it into a half nelson of his own, which is once again countered by Max, who pulls Sal back into a hammerlock, and pulls up on the arm, applying a great deal of pressure, and the first completely successful hold of the match.

Kosmic Kitty - I hope this match is over soon. I need to make sure Ryan is ok.

Henry Lesher - This is an I Quit Match and I don't see either one of them quitting soon.

Sal twists backwards, pulling himself out of the hammer lock, but keeps a hold of Cameron's arm as he does so. He twists again, pulling Max into an armbar, before driving his elbow into Cameron's stomach. Max doubles over from the blow, and Sal brings his elbow down on the back of Max's head this time, sending Max to his knees. Clemenzo pushes down on Cameron's arm, forcing Max down further, until finally, he rests face down on the mat. Sal steps over Max's arm, and twists, applying a standing armbar. Max manages to sneak to his knees, and roll forward, taking the pressure off of his arm. He brings his legs up, wrapping them around Clemenzo's waist, and drops hard, bringing Sal down, and locking his leg up at the same time. Max pulls back, putting pressure on the leg lock, forcing Sal to wince, and fight back against crying out. The referee approaches, intent on asking Sal if he would like to end the match, but before he can even get there, Clemenzo kicks out with his free leg, catching Max in the chest. Sal then rolls, twisting his body to free himself from Cameron's hold, and reversing it, locking Max up in his own leg lock. But, Sal only pulls back for a second, not even enough time for the referee to turn and see if Max is willing to give up, before he releases the hold, and rolls back, quickly getting to his feet.

Kosmic Kitty - Oh my goodness! I am never going to make it to Ryan if this match keeps going.

Henry Lesher - I changed my mind. You may leave.

As Max gets to his feet as well, Sal springs forward, grabbing Max around the waist, twisting his arm behind him in a hammer lock, and quickly hitting a belly to belly suplex, bringing Max's own body down across his arm. Max winces in pain as Clemenzo stands, and twists Cameron's arm around in a wrist lock. But, Sal does not keep this hold on long, opting to let go, and apply a cobra clutch, wrenching Max's sore arm even further. Max fights out of this hold before the full effects set in, and he turns quickly, clotheslining Sal to the mat. He follows this up with a few kicks to Clemenzo's stomach, before pulling Sal up, hooking his head and arm, and landing a snap suplex. Cameron quickly moves to pull Sal nearer the ropes, by the leg. He wraps Sal's leg around the bottom rope, and uses top rope to aid him as he jumps up, coming down hard with the heel of his boot right to Sal's knee.

Kosmic Kitty - I better stay, this match is getting interesting.

Henry Lesher - This match was interesting from the moment the bell rang where have you been?

Once... twice... three more times Cameron hits this move, causing Sal to wince in pain each time. Finally, Max pulls Sal away from the ropes, and tries to apply a Figure Four leg lock, only to have Clemenzo kick him away as he tried to step over his opponent's leg. As Max stumbles, holding on to the ring ropes to keep his balance, Sal kicks out, hard, with his good leg, catching Cameron right in the back of the knee, and sending him down. Sal moves forward, wrapping Max's arm around the bottom rope, and pulling, using the ring rope as leverage just as Max had done just seconds earlier.  Max winces as Sal pulls back, applying more and more pressure. The referee comes forward, watching as Sal continues to pull back on Cameron's arm. Max starts to cry out as his elbow and shoulder stretch, but, Sal suddenly releases the hold, and stands, looking out to the top of the entrance ramp. Rated R starts making his way down to the ring, smiling widely as the fans boo his presence. Sal watches as Ryan approaches the ring, keeping far back from the apron. Max rolls away from Sal, and gets to his feet, also noticing Rated R at ring side. Cameron calls the referee over, and tells him to get Rated R out of there. The referee shrugs, not really able to do anything until somebody breaks the rules of the match. Rated R grins up at Sal, who simply matches the smile, and turns back to face off against Max once again.

Kosmic Kitty - Hooray! Ryan is here and he looks ok.

Henry Lesher - Good, now you can shut up.

But, Max is ready for him. He chops Sal across the chest, once, twice, three times, backing Clemenzo into the corner. Max whips Sal into the far corner, and follows up with a running splash, staggering Clemenzo just long enough for Cameron to hit an overhead belly to belly suplex. As Sal hits the mat, Max quickly gets up, and moves to the second rope, aiming carefully, and bringing a diving elbow blow down on Sal's already weakened legs. Max stands, lifting Sal up, and keeping him steady on his feet just long enough to hit a Dragon Screw leg whip, bringing Sal back down, and wrenching his knee again. Rated R politely applauds along with the crowd for Max's show of effort.

Kosmic Kitty - Ryan is so polite.

Henry Lesher - Max is really working on damaging Sal's knee and making him quit.

Kosmic Kitty - I think Sal and Max could learn a thing or two about being polite.

Henry Lesher - I can't believe they are paying you to talk.

Max looks down at Rated R, and moves toward the ring ropes, yelling and pointing at Ryan. Sal slowly gets to his feet behind Cameron, and when Max finally gives up on trying to get Rated R to walk away from the ring, he is surprised from behind with a powerful german suplex, made all the more impressive by the fact that Sal is effectively only on one leg at this point.  Standing, and stumbling back a step, Max Cameron just glances up at the approaching Sal Clemenzo, waiting until Sal is in arms reach. Once he is, Max pulls back, and puts all his weight behind a punch, catching Sal right in the side of the head. Sal stumbles back, glances up at Max, and returns the blow, full force. Max steadies himself after the hit, and stands to face down Sal Clemenzo, in the very center of the ring.  And with that, what had started as a textbook technical match up degrades into a free for all. With fists flying, both Max Cameron and Sal Clemenzo trade lefts and rights with the other, hoping to knock their opponent back just long enough to pull some final submission hold out of nowhere and win the match.  During the trade offs, Max manages to get the upper hand by blocking one of Sal's punches. Max lands blow after blow to Sal's face, pushing him back into the corner. As they struggle in the corner, they lock up, each trying to pry the other off, and land some move or hold that may bring this match to an end quickly. The referee approaches, trying to break them up, and pull them apart.  With the referee trying to break the two men apart, Rated R slowly approaches from the outside, holding a stungun he pulled from his pocket. As the referee gets between Sal and Max, Rated R lashes out, catching Max Cameron in the stomach with the stungun!

A shudder travels through Max as the electricity hits him, and Sal Clemenzo easily overpowers the incapacitated Cameron, pushing him from the corner, turning him around, and landing a perfect Cobra Clutch Suplex, sending Max to the mat.

Kosmic Kitty: "I don't think Sal realizes that Ryan hit Max with the tazer."

Henry Lesher: "Of course not! That's the great part! Rated R costs Max the match, at the same time he costs Sal a clean win over his opponent! It's BRILLIANT!"

Sal looks down at the fallen Max Cameron, and shakes his head as he locks on the Indossi di indossi Lock.  As he pulls back on the hold, Max shouts out in pain, as the referee checks on him. Cameron fights the hold, screaming as Sal pulls back hard. The referee pleads with him to give up, and eventually, Max gives in, telling the ref that he quits.

The bell rings, and Sal Clemenzo is declared the winner.

Kosmic Kitty: "Sal won't be happy when he hears that Rated R got involved in this match."

Henry Lesher: "He should be happy. It's the only reason he won!"

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