Anarchy Wrestling Presents:

Live from Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

The fans are on the edge of their seats as we get ready for a fantastic night of brawling entertainment in the city of Montreal when a text message narrated by a female voice appears on the big screen.

Rumours still continue to circulate about Myst Skanes ability to run Anarchy Wrestling any place other than into the ground.  With the success of last weeks show in the ratings and some cool cash in the roster's pockets. We are confident that Anarchy's Wrestling is going no where but Up!

Ricky Simms - What, now where having informercials?

Lesher - Myst is almost as full of herself as I am.

The big screen goes dark and the fans cheer when they see Kosmic Kitty making her way towards the ring carrying with a basket of Twinkies cradled in her arms. Kitty approaches ring side and pics up the mic.

Kitty - I love everybody! Thanks to all of my fans who sent me well wishes when I was so sick. I just wanted to let you all know that I am feeling much better now and I promise...well I cross my heart and hope to die that I won't eat so many Twinkies. But, before I carry on and forget...Uh, I really want to thank Hoshi Yakamoto for doing such a great job in my stead!

The fans give Kitty another round of cheers as she puts her basket of Twinkies down and she climbs inside the ring ready to announce the first match.

Lesher - I thought she would never shut up.

Ricky Simms - You really don't like anyone do you?

A Place for my Head by Linkin Park plays and Myst appears at the top of the ramp with a mic in her hand.

Myst - Hello Montreal. Are you ready for Regime Change?

The fans cheer loudly.

Myst - That's what I thought. But, before we get started if I could have everyone pay attention to the big screen.

A creepy image appears on the screen with the words DARK MATCH

Myst - Ladies and Gents, welcome to hell. Now, don't get to excited that is not The Nameless's Twin cousin and I am not really going to take your souls....just your money. From time to time there are matches that are just not what I would call cream of the crop. But, at the same time these matches warrant a spot in history and they certainetly deserve your attention. So hang on to your hats Montreal and get ready to join the darkness.

Myst disappears behind the curtian and we see images of Max Cameron and Pyro inside the ring. Max appears to be making short work of Pyro and it takes but only a moment and Max Cameron has Pyro locked in Sharpshooter and Pyro taps out and the ref calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - Looks like the B.O.T.W.'s champ has won another match.

Lesher - I am just glad its over.

We than see the legend The Moose, Gerard Angelo and Jakob Sykes battling it out in the ring. It appears that Gerard Angelo and The Moose are working together to take out Jakob Sykes. The two men lay into Jakob giving him a warm welcome to the Anarchy ranks. When all of a sudden Jakob does the un-imaginable and lets loose with fury, pushing, hitting, kicking his way out of the corner. Managing to free himself from Gerard and The Moose's welcoming comittee. With a cold hard stare Jakob sizes up Gerard Angelo and charges straight for him spearing Gerard Angelo to the matt as The Moose looks on awaiting his opprotunity to end the match. Jakob quickly covers Gerard and the ref is down giving the three count.  The Moose makes his way to the corner of the ring and is handed his CWA Championship belt which he flings over his shoulder and he quietly slips out of the ring leaving Gerard to the mercy of Jakob Sykes. Gerard fights to get free from Jakob's hold but tires and the ref reaches a three count. Jakob Sykes has proved to be worth the money Myst is paying him as he secures himself a win.

Ricky Simms - Myst appears to be getting her money out of Jakob.

Lesher - I am sure that is not the only thing Myst is getting from Jakob.

Ricky Simms - Myst is a married woman!

Lesher is about to speak when he is startled by a tap on his right shoulder. Lesher whips his head around to find that Myst is standing directly behind him and looking very un-impressed.

Myst - You know what you need Lesher. You need a change.

Lesher stands up and takes off his head set and turns to face Myst.

Myst - Sit down Lesher your not going anywhere. Ricky! Get out of that chair and take the night off.

Ricky looks heartbroken as he takes off his head set and pushes himself back from the table and stands up.

Myst - Oh, Miss Kitty! Come and take a seat next to your new buddy.

Kitty *gasps* with suprise but appears not to hesitate to long in making her way to Lesher's side. Lesher begins banging his head on the desk clearly tormented by Myst's desicion to have Kosmic Kitty sitting in with him tonight.

Myst - You two have fun!

Kitty - Lesher, I just know you and I are going to become the bestest of freinds. But, Myst who is going to take my place?

Myst - Don't worry your pretty little head about it... I have it all under control.

Lesher - Does anyone have a gun?

Myst is seen smiling as she makes her way backstage. Closer by Nine Inch Nails plays softly in the background as a somewhat misserable looking Xandra marches quickly towards the ring to the suprise of everyone. Xandra is handed the mic which she scowls at for a moment before she clears her throat and she half-heartedly announces the first match.

"If you want Peace... Prepare for War" by Children of Bodom fills the arena as the crowd boos. Nameless heads down to the ring, ignoring all the taunts and remarks as he passes by the fans. He steps up to the apron, and over the top rope, standing in the center of the ring facing the entrance ramp as "Walk Idiot Walk" by the Hives starts playing. The fans cheer on as Tommy rushes down toward the ring, not wasting a single moment. He slides in under the bottom rope, and stands quickly, before Nameless has a chance to get an early attack. The ref calls for the bell to start the match as the two competitors approach each other.

Kitty - That Nameless person scares me to death!

Lesher - I have a new reason to cheer the Nameless.

Tommy circles around Nameless, working out just how to attack this kind of monster. Nameless, for the most part, seems rather unaware that Tommy is even there. The big man just stares forward, not even bothering to watch as Tommy circles around to the sides, and behind him. Tommy takes note of this, and, on his next circle around, jumps on Nameless' back, wrapping his arms around his head, and locking the big man in a sleeper hold. Nameless just reaches over his head, grabs Tommy, and tosses him forward over his shoulders, as if Purr weighed nothing at all. The Nameless than steps forward and whips Tommy into the ropes. Tommy bounces back and The Nameless lifts up his foot for a Big Boot, but Tommy rolls out of the way. From behind Nameless, Tommy dives for his opponent’s other leg, chopping the back of Nameless’ knee and causing him to fall backward. Tommy stands up and flips into the air with a Standing Moonsault, but Nameless lifts up his knees and blocks Tommy. Tommy gasps for breath as Nameless grabs Tommy by the hair, pulling him to his feet. Nameless whips Tommy into the corner. Tommy looks tired as Nameless rushes forward with a huge Clothesline, but Tommy hits Nameless in the face with an elbow. Nameless falls back, adjusts his mask, and rushes Tommy again. Tommy lifts up and wraps his legs around Nameless’ head … spinning around and throwing Nameless down with a Purricanranna out of the corner to the delight of the crowd.

Kitty -  Nice reversal there by Tommy! The crowd loves the Purricanranna!

Lesher: {Sighing} Nameless … what a lucky guy.


Purr lands hard on the mat, but bounces up, attacking Nameless with back chops, which also have little to no effect. As Tommy tires of this, Nameless just looks down at him, head tilted to the side, wondering what the little man is going to try next. Tommy just looks up at him, shrugs, and jabs his finger into Nameless' eye! Purr unloads with a series of punches right on Nameless' nose, to follow up with the eye poke. He starts making progress, pushing the big man back a few steps, before Nameless pulls back, and nails Tommy with a huge right hand. Tommy falls over backward, stands quickly, and goes back on the attack, only to have Nameless knock him back once again. One last time, Tommy is quick to his feet, and he presses his attack, landing punch after punch on Nameless' face. But, this time, the big man simply steps back, thrusts his hand into Purr's throat, forcing Tommy to back off to regain his breath, and follows that up with a heavy foot to the face of his smaller opponent. Nameless reaches down to the fallen Purr, and pulls him to his feet by his hair.

Kitty - Oh my God!! That monster pulled Tommy's pretty hair!

Lesher - Tommy can handle it.

Nameless grabs onto Tommy's shoulders, and pulls Purr forward, lifting his knee to catch Tommy in the midsection. He pushes Tommy away, then pulls him forward again, this time lifting his other knee, and driving it into Purr's stomach again. Twice more, Nameless lands these massive blows to Tommy's stomach, before he grabs Purr, and raises him high above his head, going for a massive press slam. Nameless holds Tommy high above his head in the Press Slam before dropping him hard on the mat behind him. He walks off to the far side of the ring as the referee rushes in to see if Tommy is fit to continue. As the referee checks on Tommy at the far side of the ring, Nameless moves to a nearby corner, and begins to untie the turnbuckle padding. As Tommy is slowly getting to his feet, Nameless rips the padding from the corner, exposing the steel beneath it. The big man walks over to the fallen Tommy, lifts him up by the hair, and whips him hard into the opposite corner from the exposed one. The crowd boos as Nameless grabs Tommy's arm, and whips him toward the exposed turnbuckle, and charges in just a few steps behind him. Tommy plants both hands on the top rope as he gets near the corner, and pushes himself up, bringing both feet up and hitting the charging Nameless in the chest with a full force mule kick.

Kitty - Tommy sure gave the Nameless a nasty kick.

Lesher -  Did you say something?

Nameless stagers back, as Tommy hops up to the middle rope, and jumps, hitting a dropkick to Nameless' chest. Tommy stands quickly, and rushes at Nameless, attacking full force, with heavy rights and lefts, trying to push the big man back a bit, but it does not work. Nameless barely feels the blows. Tommy starts pummeling Nameless' chest repeatedly, over and over, quickly beating his fists into his opponent's body, but Nameless just shakes his head. The big man grabs Tommy by the sides of the head, and slams his own head forward, stopping Tommy dead with a viscous head butt. Nameless wraps both hands around Tommy's neck, and pulls back, lifting Purr off his feet, and tossing him over the top rope. Tommy reaches out, grabbing on to the top rope as he passes over it, using it to keep himself from landing in the tenth row of fans. He lands on his feet on the apron. Nameless reaches out, trying to grab Purr, but Tommy ducks, and lands a shoulder block between the ropes to Nameless' stomach, doubling the big man over the top rope.. Tommy sidesteps, plants his foot on the second rope from the outside, and jumps, hitting Nameless in the back of the head with a springing double axe handle, and landing back on the apron.

Kitty - Wow! Tommy is like one of those springy, up and down, Yo-Yo type thingies!

Lesher - Someone please make her stop.

As Nameless staggers back, Tommy grabs the top rope, and springboards off it, attempting a springboard hurricanranna, but Nameless catches him from the air. The big man locks Tommy in a bear hug, keeping Purr's feet well off the mat, and crushing his ribs. Tommy tries to break the hold, first by reaching back, and attempting to pry Nameless's arms apart, but that is unsuccessful. Secondly, he tries scratching at Nameless's eyes, but his attacker barely even seems to notice. Before he can try any other escape attempt, Nameless turns, and slams Tommy to the mat in the center of the ring with a violent spine buster. Nameless stands, and grabs Tommy by the hair, pulling him to his feet. He lands one massive fist against Purr's head, then another. And another. The crowd boos as he pulls back for yet another blow, but Tommy kicks out, catching Nameless in the front of the knee with his heel. Nameless staggers back a step, keeping his hold on Tommy's head, but Purr kicks again, hitting the same knee in the same spot. Nameless stumbles back again, and Tommy just keeps kicking. The crowd starts chanting "Tommy! Tommy!" as his kicks eventually force Nameless to break his grip on Purrs head.

Kitty - The crowd really loves Tommy!

Lesher - What's not to love?

Tommy takes off, running past Nameless, hitting the ropes, and returning. He ducks a big clothesline from Nameless, and continues on, hitting the far ropes, and returning once again. This time, Nameless tries for a big boot to the face, but Tommy ducks one last time, rebounds at the ropes, and, on the return, lands a heavy dropkick right to Nameless's sore knee! The big man drops down to one knee.

The crowd goes wild as Tommy backs up, and lands a high-stepping roundhouse kick right to Nameless's head, knocking the giant to the mat. Purr quickly heads to the corner, and makes his way to the top rope, waiting for Nameless to get back to his feet. Slowly, the big man regains his footing, standing, seeming staggered from the pain in his knee.

The Nameless sizes up Tommy and goes for a Clothesline, but Tommy hits a backbend Tommy Tuck, dodging the move. Nameless knocks out the referee, who goes stumbling down! Nameless turns around and Tommy stands straight up, stretches out his hand and places a firm grip on The Nameless’ nuts and twists! The crowd feels the pain as Tommy talks trash to Nameless.

Kitty - What the … WHAT MOVE IS THAT!?!

Henry Lesher: It’s THE GOD HAND … God Hand … Tommy with the God Hand, trademark that!

Tommy continues to have a firm grip on The Nameless and ends up backing him into the corner. Tommy delivers some impressive kicks to the midsection, but Nameless catches one of his kicks, steps forward and throws Tommy halfway across the ring. Emily gets on the ring apron, trying to hand Nameless a steel chair … but the crowd cheers as Mrs. Robinson marches over and pulls Emily off of the apron by her ankles, causing her to bang her face on the edge of the apron. Tommy rolls to the outside and Nameless goes chasing after Catherine. She baits him and runs away as he stalks her. Catherine circles the ring and passes the fallen Emily, but the chair is gone. As Nameless hits the corner, Tommy shoots up and smacks Nameless in the face with the chair! The Namless staggers backwards and appears dazed as Tommy than leaps

from the top rope, hitting a hard missile dropkick directly to the back of Nameless's head. The big man stumbles, tripping, and landing head first against the exposed turnbuckle in the far corner. He seems mostly undamaged by this, but, as he starts to get to one knee, Tommy hits him with another dropkick, right to the back of the head, slamming Nameless's forehead against the exposed metal again!

 Lesher: "YES!"

As the Nameless falls back to the mat, Tommy quickly covers him. The ref counts 1...2...3! Tommy is declared the winner just as the Nameless pushes Purr away, and sits up, seemingly unaffected by the repeated blows to the head.

Kitty - I think, I am going to cry but I am not sure why. Do you ever have those days Lesher?

Lesher - Quiet! Can't you see I am trying to enjoy the moment.
 

We look backstage where Ray Dees is heading towards Myst's office. He is headed off by Jakob Sykes.

Jakob Sykes - Name?

Ray Dees - You know who I am, Raymond Monty Dees.

Jakob Sykes - Your name is not on the list.

Ray Dees - What list?

Jakob folds his arms across his chest.

Jakob Sykes - Myst does not want just anyone having access to her office. I am here to sort out who does or does not get in.

Ray Dees - But I work for AW.

Jakob Sykes - You're not on the list. Come back when you're on the list.

Ray Dees - How does one get on the list?

Jakob Sykes - I cannot divulge how you get onto the list. Now leave or I will physically remove you from the vicinity of the office.

Ray Dees - But I....

Jakob Sykes - I will not warn you again. You are not on the list.

Ray lowers his head and sulks away.
 

Looking in we see Max he is sitting on a bench. Across the way we see what looks to be a local grocery store. As we look we see people going in and out of the store. As Max sits there he has a very strange look on his face One of focus of intent. He has on black jeans his sunglasses and a black suede shirt. After a few minutes of just sitting there watching people pass by Max all of a sudden gets up and slowly lowers his glasses.

As he does the camera pans around to see Maxine walking into the store pushing a stroller being fallowed by young Aaron. As she walks in she stops at the entrance as Max takes a step forwards. She slowly turns around as she does we fade to black.

Sal Clemenzo                             Rated R

"Surfing With the Alien" by Joe Satriani plays and the fans are on their feet cheering as the team of Jack Spade and Hoshi Yakamoto make their way out from the backstage area. They then run down the ramp, one on either side of it while giving high fives to the fans. Hoshi then pulls herself onto the apron first and then does a somersault over the top rope into the ring while Jack Spade takes his place in their corner. Hoshi does a few jumping jacks inside the ring while their music fades and then we hear the opening chords of "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace and Rated R and Sal Clemenzo step out into the spotlight and the two of them are arguing.

 Kitty - They don't like each other much.

Lesher - You don't have to like your tag team partner. You just have to be better as a team than the opposition and they don't have real opposition.

Sal and Ryan reach the bottom of the ramp and Ryan holds the title belt in Sal's face and says this makes him the champion and that means he gets to call the shots. Sal just laughs and turns away from him. Sal then makes his way up the ring steps and stands in his team's corner while Rated R pulls himself onto the apron after handing his title belt to the time keeper. Ryan then steps through the ropes into the ring and shakes his head when he sees Hoshi across from him. The bell then sounds and the two of them lock up. Rated R then shoves Hoshi into a neutral corner and gives her a series of kicks to the ribs before giving her a hip toss to the middle of the ring. Rated R then applies an arm bar and smiles.

Kitty - Ryan with the early advantage here against Hoshi.

Lesher - Are you kidding me? He won't break a sweat in this match. This was over before the bell sounded.

Hoshi gets to her feet and then lands a karate chop to the chest on Rated R and then another which breaks the arm bar. Hoshi then whips Rated R off the ropes and gives him a dropkick to the mat. Hoshi then quickly gets to her feet, leaps to the top rope and then lands a clothesline on Rated R that sends him to the mat where she tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R. Hoshi then pulls Ryan to her corner and tags in Jack Spade. Jack climbs to the top rope and then lands a double axe handle smash to the shoulder on Rated R as Hoshi has held his arm out. Jack then picks Rated R up and gives him a shoulder breaker before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R.

Kitty - That was close.

Lesher - Look, you know Ryan. He's faking being hurt here. These two posers cannot hurt Rated R.

Jack stands Rated R up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline when Rated R ducks it and then Rated R whips Jack into his corner where Sal gives him a punch to the jaw and then a head butt that sends Jack staggering backwards where Rated R then gives him a German suplex to the mat. Rated R then holds Jack's shoulders down for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade. Rated R then pulls Jack to his corner and reaches out to tag Sal. Sal instead leans back and smiles. He tells Rated R to ask him nicely to tag into the match. Rated R responds to that by swearing at Sal. Sal shrugs and slaps Ryan across the shoulder and then steps into the ring. Rated R shakes his head as he steps out onto the apron and then Sal whips Jack off the ropes and gives him a backdrop to the mat.

Kitty - After a brief argument, Sal does enter the match.

Lesher - The two of them are just messing around. They know they have this match in the bag, so they are arguing because they are bored.

Sal lands an elbow across the throat on Jack Spade, then stands him up and whips him into the corner buckle. He then goes for a shoulder block only to find no one home as Jack steps out of the way in time. Jack then rolls Sal into a school boy pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Sal Clemenzo. Jack stands Sal up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a round house kick to the chest and follows that up with an arm drag to the middle of the ring where he then applies an abdominal stretch on Sal Clemenzo. The referee checks for a submission, but Sal refuses to submit here. Sal shows signs of powering out of the hold as the crowd chants for Sal to give up. Sal breaks the hold with a hip toss to the mat on Jack Spade. Sal then lunges towards his corner for a tag, but Rated R drops off the apron and wags a finger at Sal and says he didn't ask nicely. Sal gives Rated R the finger and then turns right into a dropkick from Jack Spade. Jack then tags in Hoshi Yakamoto, picks Sal up into a bear hug and then Hoshi jumps to the top rope and then lands a flying heel kick to the jaw on Sal before Jack then releases him into a spine buster to the mat. Hoshi then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Hoshi Yakamoto and Jack Spade get the win and Rated R shows his concern by laughing outside the ring.

Kitty - I don't think Ryan and Sal work well as a team.

Lesher - Wow, how insightful of you to say so.
 

We look backstage and see a bewildered Ray Dee's running back and forth looking for someway to get on Myst's list. Ray stops dead in his tracks when he comes face to face with Rated R.

Ray - Pardon me, Ryan. Do you know how to get on Myst's list?

Rated R pats Ray on top of his head like one does with a small simple child.

Rated R - If you want to be on the list you need to buy a fast car.

Ray - Oh, so Myst is into fast cars?

Rated R smiles smuggly.

Rated R - The faster the better.

Ray smiles appreciatevly at Rated R when all of a sudden he is shoved out of the way by a passerby. Sal Clemenzo comes face to face with Rated R and the two men stare each other down while Ray quietly sneaks out of the way.

Sal Clemenzo - You better watch your back Yorke.

Rated R - I didn't know you cared Sal.

Sal Clemenzo - It is not about caring. I don't give a fuck about you or anyone else for that matter. I want to make sure the man I intend to kill doesn't have a knife wedged deeply in his back and is bleeding like a stuck pig.

***

Ray continues wandering backstage when he passes by an open door and stops dead in his tracks. The lovely long legged Bombshell is standing in the middle of her locker room in nothing more than a smile and towel.

Ray - Baby, your looking good.

Bombshell gives Ray an annoyed look.

Bombshell - Get a life, Ray.

Ray - Looking at you gives me life.

Ray points at his pants.

 Ray - Come on baby, jump on the train of love. I can take you places you've never been before.

Bombshell - Like?

Ray takes a few steps inside Bombshell's locker room.

Ray - Baby, how about you and I go for a drive. Oh, wait I need to get a fast car first.

Bombshell - My God, your pathetic.

Ray - Listen, sweet thing don't rush the train. I've got a plan. I need to get on Myst's list and I need to do it with style. With you at my side, driving my fast car she is bound to put me on the list.

Bombshell cocks her head to the side.

Bombshell - What list? I didn't know there was a list. Is that why I haven't had a match in weeks?

Bombshell is cleary annoyed.

Ray - Come with me baby, I'll get you on the list with my fast car and my sexy moves.

Bombshell rushes by Ray Dee's completely blowing him off as she makes her way out of her locker room racing towards Myst's office. Ray *shakes* his head.

Ray - Why the babes always running away?

Ray throws his hands in the air and chases after Bombshell as the scene fades.

Kitty holds out her Twinkie practically pushing it in Lesher's face.