Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all...

You're sick of feeling numb
You're not the only one
I'll take you by the hand
And I'll show you a world that you can understand
This life is filled with hurt
When happiness doesn't work
Trust me and take my hand
When the lights go out you'll understand

Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Anger and agony
Are better than misery
Trust me I've got a plan
When the lights go off you will understand

Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing
Rather feel pain

I know (I know) I know (I know) I know
That you're wounded
You know (You know) you know (you know)
That I'm here to save you
You know (You know) you know (you know)
I'm always here for you
I know (I know) I know (I know) I know
That you'll thank me later

Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Rather feel pain than nothing at all
Rather feel Pain

The city of Boston is overcome with Anarchy Fever as fans pour in to the arena from all sides. Outside of the arena Anarchy's first Tread Mill from Hell Match is being set up for later this evening when the ladies will be sweating to the oldies to prove just who is the Queen of Anarchy. The crowd roars with excitement as Pain by Three Day's Grace blares out accompanied by pyro's shooting off in every direction. Anarchy has spared no expense in treating the city of Buffalo to a night of wrestling entertainment they are sure never to forget. Henry Lesher and Kosmic Kitty slide into position at the commentator's table as Xandra wearily climbs into the ring with a mic in hand to announce the first match of the night.

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Extreme Title - Ladder Match

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"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne plays as Jack Spade steps onto the stage as the crowd cheers for him as he makes his way down the ring. Jack runs under the ladder that is stood up on the bottom of the ramp before sliding into the ring. Jack tests out the ropes while waiting for the next opponent to show up. "Won't back down" by Fuel as Prozac appears on stage achieving a mild pop from the crowd as he beats his chest and yells at the audience. Prozac makes his way down the ramp, but stops at the ladder. He yells at Jack telling him that he climbing this ladder to win the title. Prozac slides into the ring and squares off with Jack Spade without coming to blows. "Rockstar" by Nickleback plays as Mikey Jones steps out getting a mixed reaction from the crowd. Mikey walks down the ramp and around the ladder. He stops by ringside talking trash to Prozac and Jack.

Kosmic Kitty - This should be a fun match.

Henry Lesher - Fun? I suddenly want Simms back.

Jack and Prozac look at each other as Prozac gives Jack the go ahead. Jack runs at the ropes and flips over the ropes landing a Plancha on Mikey Jones. Prozac slides out of the ring and Jack gets back on his feet, They look at each other again, only to break out in trading lefts and rights. "Hollywood Undead" By the Natives play as Ritalin steps out also receiving a descent pop from the crowd. Ritalin comes running down the ramp and ends up clothslining Jack in the back of the head. The Meds take full advantage of this tag team opportunity and lift Jack up in a double suplex. They drive Jack down hard on the outside as Mikey Jones uses this opportunity to sneak into the ring to avoid a possible double team on him. Prozac and Ritalin grab the ladder nearby and slide it into the ring. "Hell's Bells" By ACDC plays as Max Cameron makes his appearance with the audience going ballistic. Mikey Jones starts setting up the ladder as The Meds spot him trying to steal the match, Ritalin slides in for the prevention but Max gets a hold of Prozac before he could join his partner. Max starts feeding Prozac stiff right shots as Ritalin clothslines Mikey to the mats. Max whips Prozac into the the ring post making his bounce his head off post pretty hard before crumbling to the ground. Ritalin knocks down the ladder and lays it out flat in the center of the ring, He picks up Mikey and sets him up for a suplex on top of the ladder. Mikey reverses the suplex attempt by lifting Ritalin up instead. Mikey throws him forward, making Ritalin land stomach first on the ladder. Max picks up Jack like he is giving him a hand but quickly wrenches in a DDT, driving Jack back down.

Kosmic Kitty - There is a lot happening in this one.

Henry Lesher - You ruin it by talking. I'm sure Ryan tells you that all the time.

Max Cameron gets in the ring, only to be met half way through the process by raining stomps by Mikey Jones. Mikey quickly sinks in the Rings of Saturn like manuever which he calls Miller Time. Max let's out a burst of pain as Mikey sinks in the hold on alot tighter. Ritalin finally gets back to his feet and quickly dropkicks Mikey in the head. Max and Ritalin get back to thier feet and each grab the side of the ladder.Mikey slowly gets back to his feet, only to be knock down by Max and Ritalin using the ladder as a battery ram. Ritalin lets go of his side of the ladder and dropkicks the ladder into Max. Ritalin lays out the ladder and rolls Max on top of it. Ritalin climbs up the closest turnbuckle and poses for the crowd. Ritalin tries a shooting star leg drop, only to have no one home when Max rolls out of the way. Ritalin crashes hard on top of the ladder, sending him in a rolling pain frenzy as he screams. Max gets to his feet and lifts up Mikey Jones. Max lifts up Mikey in a Oklahoma Slam and scouts out the ladder for a landing for Mikey. Prozac and Jack Spade start to stir on the outside as they start to trade chop for chop. Prozac starts to get the upper hand and Irish whips Jack into the crowd barricade. Prozac charges at Jack but Jack ducks underneath and sends Prozac flying into the crowd with a back body drop. Jack quickly follows up with a spring board leg drop off the crowd barricade onto Prozac. An old man passes a crutch to Jack as Jack cracks it off the square off the back Prozac while he was getting up. Max starts to setting up the ladder to make his ascent while Jack drops the crutch and races in. Max gets about half way up the ladder when Jack uses the top rope to springboard himself at Max. Jack drives his knees into Max's back and hooks his hands under Max's chin. Jack falls back holding onto Max giving him the back cracker that would make Carlito say that's cool.

Kosmic Kitty - That looks like it hurt.

Henry Lesher - I sure hope it did.

Jack gets to his feet and sets the ladder under the belt and starts up the ladder. Prozac rolls himself into the ring and climbs up after Jack. Prozac then lands a series of forearm smashes to the back on Jack, then sets him on his shoulder before giving him an electric chair to the mat which brings a cheer from the crowd. We then see Mikey Jones starting up one side of the ladder while Ritalin starts up the other. They meet at the top and they start trading rights and lefts. Mikey then eye gouges Ritalin. Ritalin answer by smashing Mikey's face onto the top of the ladder. Max Cameron then shoves the ladder over and sends both Mikey and Ritalin to a painful landing on the top rope where both men wince. Max then rights the ladder and starts to make his way to the top. He does reach the top rung and then he hesitates and looks towards the crowd.

Kosmic Kitty - Why is Max hesitating?

Henry Lesher - Winning has become so foreign to Max he has no clue how to hold a belt.

Max looks behind himself for a moment as a baffled crowd looks on. Jack Spade then reaches up and pulls Max off the ladder and sends him right through the ropes and out to the floor. Jack then quickly makes his way up the ladder and tries to free the belt, but Ritalin and Prozac launch themselves off opposing turnbuckle and sandwich Jack Spade, bringing him crashing down to the mat. Outside the ring, Max paces on the floor and looks around. He then rolls himself into the ring where Mikey Jones greets him with kicks to the head. Mikey then stands Max up, whips him into a nearby corner and then plants a boot to his throat and tries to choke him out. Ritalin and Prozac then ready the ladder beneath the belt while Jack Spade slowly gets to his feet.

Kosmic Kitty - The new tag team could co-hold the belt, I guess.

Henry Lesher - That would be stupid.

Ritalin and Prozac start up the ladder towards the title. Jack Spade climbs the ropes in the nearest corner and then leaps off, dropkicking the ladder sideways and sending both Ritalin and Prozac over the top rope and out to the floor which draws a cheer from the crowd. Jack then readies the ladder below the belt only to take a super kick to the jaw from Mikey Jones and it's Jones who then starts to make his way up the ladder. Jones is almost at the top when Max Cameron manages to reach up and grab his feet. Max then starts up the ladder, not letting go of Mikey. Max then cinches Mikey's waist and then gives him a German suplex to the mat from the ladder.

Kosmic Kitty - Wow, that's going to injure somebody.

Henry Lesher - That's what this game is about.

Jack Spade gets to his feet and then sets the ladder under the belt again. Jack starts to make his way up, but Max grabs his foot as well. Jack turns, kicks Max away and then lands a flying body press on Max from there. Jack then stands Max up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Jack then starts trading punches with Mike Jones while Ritalin and Prozac roll themselves back into the ring. The Meds charge at Jack and Mikey. Jack ducks, but Mikey takes a double clothesline out to the floor. Jack then does a shoulder roll to the middle of the ring. Prozac then gives Jack a dropkick to the face before he even has a chance to get back to his feet. Ritalin and Prozac then stand Jack up and then gives him a double vertical suplex to the mat.

Kosmic Kitty - There are some good new stars in this company.

Henry Lesher - I guess is depends what you consider to be good.

Ritalin and Prozac get to their feet and find Max Cameron waiting for them. Max starts landing rights and lefts on both men, sending them backward towards the ropes. Both Prozac and Ritalin then block a shot from Max and then they gives him a double back elbow that sends him crashing to the mat. Ritalin then starts up the ladder for the title only to have Mike Jones shove the ladder and knock it over. Ritalin falls to the mat and Prozac attacks Mikey Jones with a series of kicks to the ribs. Ritalin then whips Mikey through the ropes and out to the floor while Jack Spade sets the ladder beneath the title belt. Jack then scampers up towards the belt and Ritalin starts up the other side. They both reach the top and start trading punches. Mikey Jones then rolls himself into the ring and starts climbing the ropes in the corner buckle. Mikey launches himself and dropkicks the ladder. Ritalin falls off as the ladder goes sideways. Jack instead reaches upwards and manages to hold onto the rope that secures the belt. Jack hangs ten feet above the ring while Mikey quickly sets the ladder again. Jack frees the belt and then drops the ten feet to the mat, clutching it to his chest while the fans cheer.

Kosmic Kitty - Jack Spade won!

Henry Lesher - Oh watch me dance over that one.

Jack drops off the ladder with the belt held close to his chest. He then rolls himself out to the floor and starts making his way up the ramp while the crowd cheers and the other wrestlers are left to think of what went wrong tonight and how they might look for a rematch.

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Back stage we see Max Cameron watching a video tape that was given to him by Joe Davidson early in the week when all of a sudden  Max is overcome with emotion as he sees a picture of a lady appearing to look like Maxine tied to a chair. As Max watches he hears a voice come over the television. It says that if Max ever wants to see her alive again he better lose all three of his matches at Something Else. Max stares helplessly at the screen for a moment before standing up and with one quick strike he sends the television smashing to the ground.

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Queen of the P.P.V.

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Child Pray by Dir En Grey plays as Emily Blackstone walks out from behind a closed door to a warm reception from the fans. Confidently, Emily makes her way towards the large Tread Mill Structure as The Nameless follows closely behind. Emily paces around the Tread Mill as we hear Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani and out comes Kira Yakamoto from a different locked door wearing her trademark black-and-white cardigan, grey skirt, white socks and black school shoes. The Nameless circles around Emily protectively as Kira sneers at Emily while pointing to the top of the tread mill where the Queen's crown dangles from a rope making it clear that she will be the Queen. I Am the Body Beautiful by Salt N' Pepa plays and the confident and vivacious Bombshell parades out of another door already wearing a crown and holding a beautiful diamond encrusted scepter in her hand looking like the epitome of royalty.

Kosmic Kitty - Bombshell sure looks eloquent.

Henry Lesher - Bombshell is one step ahead of these girls. That scepter will make a great weapon.

The referee instructs the ladies to line up at the starting line as he goes over the rules for the match. Kira gives Emily a quick jab to the ribs which goes un-noticed by the referee who's attention is with Bombshell as she removes her crown and hands it to the referee along with the scepter.

Kosmic Kitty - See Lesher! Bombshell gave away the scepter she wants a fair match.

Henry Lesher - I think I'll take a nap wake me when its over.

Emily grabs at her side as the referee says: On your Mark, Get Set, Go...............

Bombshell is quick to action and pushes both the un suspecting Kira and Emily to the ground as she races towards the foot of the tread mill to get an early advantage. Kira and Emily tangle up on the matt and a pushing and shoving war commences as neither girl wants to be left behind as Bombshell grabs the side railing and starts awkwardly making some headway up the tread mill.

Komic Kitty - That tread mill is going in the wrong direction which is proving difficult for Bombshell.

Henry Lesher - Why are you talking? I am trying to sleep.

Kira breaks free of Emily and races to foot of the tread mill taking a moment to gloat at her accomplishment with a middle finger pointed in Emily's direction. Emily gets to her feet and heads for the foot of the ramp when she stops dead in her tracks as she sees Bombshell loose her footing on the tread mill. Kira turns away from Emily intent on climbing the tread mill when she is run down like a train by Bombshell runaway body. Bombshell and Kira land a few feet away from the bottom of the tread mill in broken, breathless heap. The Nameless applauds as the crowd of spectators move in closer and a few try to break through the barricades surrounding the tread mill structure. Emily appears to be encouraged by It's applause and enthusiastically she jumps over Bombshell and Kira and grabs a hold of one of the railings and starts to pull herself up the tread mill. Kira tries to untangle her body from Bombshell but Bombshell grabs Kira by the hair and starts smashing Kira's face into the matt like a caged animal in search of freedom.

Kosmic Kitty - Oh My God! I think Kira's nose is bleeding!

Henry Lesher - Did someone say blood?

Bombshell continues to assault Kira and doesn't seem particularly compassionate about the clumps of Kira's hair nestled in her hands. Blood trickles from Kira's nose and falls in drops to the matt like a rain shower. Bombshell pulls back on Kira hair as she digs her knee into Kira's back making Kira scream out in agony. Emily ignores the scene below as she tries to get up the ramp with little success as the force of the down ward tread mill is proving to be a daunting task. Kira spies her own blood on the matt below and appears to come to life with some sort of super human strength as she sends Bombshell flying backwards and manages to get to her feet. Bombshell is livid as she dusts herself off and gets to her feet and the pair come face to face again.

Kosmic Kitty - Those two are really going after each other....I wonder if there is a man involved.

Henry Lesher - Who cares I want to see more carnage.

Both woman *gasp* at the same time when they see Emily is nearly half way up the treadmill and closing in on the crown. Bombshell gives Kira a quick shove and races towards the foot of the treadmill where she grabs onto the same railing that Emily is using. Kira stumbles backwards for just a moment before regaining her footing than races off towards the foot of the treadmill. Kira pauses for a moment as she see's both Emily and Bombshell struggling against the treadmill as they pull themselves up using the same  railing. Kira grabs ahold of the other railing and wraps her legs around the railing and starts quickly pulling herself upwards along the railing without even touching the hellish treadmill below. Bombshell closes in on Emily rather quickly and the two begin throwing punches at one another while trying to maintain their positions. Bombshell and Emily are all most three quarters of the way up the tread mill and they both can see the crown hanging in its full glory when at the same time they notice Kira has nearly reached the top on the other side of the treadmill. Both woman give each other a desperate look but Bombshell showing her experience in such calamities is quick to capitalize and gives Emily a jab to the ribs which causes Emily to stumble and let go of the railing. Emily takes a rather ungraceful ride to the bottom of the treadmill as Bombshell wraps her own legs around the railing and quickly makes her way to the top meeting up with Kira who is desperately trying to untie the crown while the blood continues to drip from her nose.

Kosmic Kitty - Kira is in danger of passing out from all that blood loss.

Henry Lesher - Nonsense. It's only a small nose bleed.

Bombshell appears to be transfixed by the crown and pauses for a moment no doubt imagining herself as the rightful Queen of Anarchy. Kira's petite fingers seem to be an advantage of untangling the knots keeping herself from becoming Queen.

Kosmic Kitty - Kira just needs to put that crown on her head and she will be the new Queen of Anarchy!

Henry Lesher - Lucky for you I happen to like your boyfriend or I'd be putting something over your head.

Kosmic Kitty - Would it be a Twinkie Princess Crown, Lesher? I'd really like one of those....

Henry Lesher - This is the point of the show where you shut up.

The Crown breaks free and falls to the platform on which both Bombshell and Kira Stand when all of a sudden the entire tread mill structure begins to shake.

Kosmic Kitty - Oh my God! It's an earthquake.

Henry Lesher - I feel nothing.

Bomshell and Kira both tumble backwards and fall over the side of the platform railings when they see none other than The Nameless shaking the very foundations of the tread mill with his bare hands. Emily is nearly half way up the railing again when she too has trouble hanging on with the relentless shaking of the tread mill. Something appears to catch Emily's attention at the top of the tread mill and with all her strength and courage she manages to use the shaking to her advantage and uses it to help propel her body upwards along the railing. Bombshell and Kira hang on to the railings at the top of the platform each trying desperately to pull themselves up and retrieve the Queens crown. Bombshell is first to pull mid section up over the railing but it is to late as Emily Blackstone is standing on shaky legs in the center of the platform with the Queen of the Pay Per View Crown resting on her head. The referee signals that the match is over and the winner by her own merits is none other than Emily Blackstone.

Kosmic Kitty - Emily is the new Queen! I am so excited.

Henry Lesher - I am just glad its over now we can move on to some real entertainment.

Kira lets go of the railing and drops down to the ground below looking heartbroken as Bombshell pulls herself all the way over and comes face to face with Emily. Emily smiles warm heartedly at Bombshell as Bombshell does the unexpected and extends her hand graciously as the two shake hands and congratulate each other on a good match. Kira is seen walking away from the match with her hands cupped around her bleeding nose and a look of utter revenge on her beautiful young face.

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Royal Rumble

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"Pain" by Three Days Grace plays as we look into the ring and see the participants are ready for the night's battle royal to decide who will be the new tag team champions of AW. The bell rings and the brawl is on. Right away, Gerard Angelo and Max are double teaming Nameless in the corner and trying to eliminate him first. Jakob Sykes trades shots with Moose and then Kelly Buchanan dropkicks Jakob in the chest, sending him backwards. Moose in turn picks Kelly up and dumps her over the top, then thanks her for her help.

Kosmic Kitty - Kelly's got a short night, I guess.

Henry Lesher - She should have a short career. I mean, she brings nothing to the matches she is in at all.

Moose stands Jakob up and whips him off the ropes and then goes for a backdrop that would send Jakob to the floor. Instead, Jakob gives Moose a kick to the face and then gives him a clothesline to the mat. Jakob then stands Moose up and whips him into the corner buckle where he puts the boots to him while Nameless battle back in the opposite corner. He smashes Gerard and Max's heads together and then gives Gerard a wicked knife edge chop to the chest before he then eye gouges Max Cameron. Nameless then whips Max Cameron to the opposite corner where he collides with Jakob Sykes and then both men do a face plant to the mat.

Kosmic Kitty - That Nameless scares me.

Henry Lesher - I would imagine you have nightmares about scary Sesame Street characters, too.

Nameless turns his attention to Gerard Angelo and the two start trading rights and lefts. Gerard then knees Nameless in the gut and whips him over the top rope. Nameless manages to grab the top rope and lands on the apron and then Nameless pulls himself back into the ring. Gerard greets him with a punch to the throat and then whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline when Nameless ducks it. Nameless then gives Gerard a spine buster to the mat and then stands him up and whips him off the ropes. Gerard takes a big boot to the mat from Nameless and then Nameless takes a super kick to the jaw from Max Cameron. Max then takes a chop block from The Moose. Moose then quickly gets to his feet and ducks a charging Jakob Sykes and then gives Jakob a clothesline over the top rope and down to the floor.

Kosmic Kitty - Jakob Sykes is out!

Henry Lesher - Oh, big deal, this is the match Nameless was meant to win.

Max Cameron gets to his feet and starts trading rights and lefts with Moose. Moose then whips Max into the corner buckle and then goes for a shoulder block, but Gerard trips Moose to the mat and then Gerard starts putting the boots to Moose. Gerard then stands Moose up and gives him an eye gouge before whippinh him into Max's corner. Max misses with a round house and Moose gives him a hip toss over the top rope and down to the floor. The crowd cheers as Moose then charges and gives a surprised Gerard a clothesline to the mat.

Kosmic Kitty - Max is out!

Henry Lesher - You can see that from two feet away, can you? That's incredible.

Moose stands Gerard up, whips him into the corner buckle and then turns his attention to Nameless. Nameless gives Moose a thumb to the eye before he has a chance to attack. Nameless then knees Moose in the gut and then gives him a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. Nameless then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a belly to belly overhead suplex that is meant to toss Moose over the top rope and down to the mat, but Moose grabs the top rope and keeps himself inside the ring. Nameless then grabs Moose by the hair, but he takes a knee to the back from Gerard who then gives Nameless an inverted DDT to the mat. Gerard then stands Nameless up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick to the mat.

Kosmic Kitty - Gerard's looking good tonight.

Henry Lesher - If only he knew how to throw someone over the top and win a match.

Gerard gets to his feet and starts trading rights and lefts with Moose in the corner. Moose then tries to shove Gerard over the top, even has a leg hooked as he tries to eliminate Moose and become one half of the tag team champions. Nameless, meanwhile, gets to his feet in the middle of the ring. Nameless charges at Gerard and Moose. Both men duck and then give Nameless a backdrop over the top rope and down to the floor which then causes the bell to sound, ending the match.

Kosmic Kitty - Gerry and Moose are the tag champions!

Henry Lesher - Gerry has a title? This won't last. He gets four weeks and then the belt goes to someone else. That's just how he works with belts.

Gerard and Moose take their belts and then they exit the ring on opposite sides, clearly not sure what to make of this turn of events. It is a matter of trust between the two and will play itself out in the coming weeks.

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We cut backstage again where we see Max Cameron frantically looking for Joe Davidson the man responsible for giving him the video tape when he is headed off by Rated R.

Rated R - Lose something?

Max Cameron - I'm looking for Joe Davidson. Is he here?

Rated R - Maybe he is and maybe he isn't.

Max Cameron - If I find out you are behind this Rated R your a dead man.

Rated R - Get in line Max. I've got more important things to do with my time than bother with a nobody like yourself. Now get out of my way.

Rated R pushes past Max Cameron leaving Max to wonder if Rated R is behind this whole mess.

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Triple Threat Hardcore Match

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"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays as Max cameron comes out onto the stage and the crowd gives him a mixed response. He lowers his head and appears to be deep in thought as he gets his chance to hold a title again tonight.

Henry Lesher - We get it, Max. You can't win a title. Why must you job so much in one night?

Kosmic Kitty - Anyone can win at anytime in AW.

Henry Lesher - I hate you.

As max starts down the ramp, The Nameless charges out from the back with a chair in hand and strikes Max across the back with it. A referee comes out and calls for the bell to starts the match, though Moose has yet to appear. Moose charges out as Nameless wraps the chair around Max's throat and prepares to possibly end his life. Moose inadvertantly makes the save as he gives Nameless a clothesline to the back of the neck, sending the big man face first to the ramp. Moose then headlocks Nameless and gives him a quick DDT and then hook the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Nameless.

Kosmic Kitty - Moose almost won it already!

Henry Lesher - Were you dropped on your head as a child or does Ryan slam your head into the wall so much, you're losing IQ points? Maybe you need a padded headboard.

Moose stands Nameless up and then dumps him off the ramp to the concrete floor. Moose then starts trading rights and lefts with a now back to his feet Max Cameron. Moose takes a forearm smash to the jaw from Max Cameron. Max then gives Moose a clothesline to the ramp and then pulls him by the feet to ringside. Max then reaches under the ring apron and pulls out a table and sets it up while nearby fans cheer him on.

Kosmic Kitty - Max is going to use a table here.

Henry Lesher - Just be quiet. This is actual entertainment.

Max sets Moose up on the table, but Nameless suddenly storms in and wraps an audio cable around Max's throat. Nameless then picks him up by the cable and gives him a modified choke slam onto Moose and through the table. Nameless the releases the choke, pulls max to the floor and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron. Nameless then wraps the cable around Max's throat again and then pulls him to the guard railing. Nameless rams max's forehead into the guard railing and then starts hanging him from it. Moose rolls off the remnants of the table and grabs the foot of Nameless. Nameless abandons his torture subject and turns his attention to Moose. Nameless stands Moose up, sets for a choke slam and then takes a series of punches to the ribs from Moose. Moose then gives Nameless a knee to the gut and then a gut wrench suplex to the floor onto the table rennants. Moose then reaches under the ring and pulls out a chair and then he starts wailing on Nameless with it, striking his arm, his shoulder and his forehead.

Kosmic Kitty - Nameless is really taking a beating.

Henry Lesher - Moose might one of the very few in wrestling who could lay a beating on The Nameless.

Moose throws the chair aside and goes for the pin on Nameless. 1...2... kick out by Nameless and Moose shakes his head in disbelief. Moose then stands Nameless up and rolls him into the ring before rolling himself into the ring. Moose then starts putting the boots to Nameless while we see Max Cameron getting to his feet on the floor and freeing himself from the cable. Moose stands Nameless up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a series of shoulder blocks in the corner while Max Cameron reaches under the ring and pulls out a fire extinguisher. He then rolls himself into the ring and gets to his feet while Moose gives Nameless a snap suplex to the middle of the ring. Moose then gets to his feet in time to take a shot to the forehead with the fire extinguisher than sends him down and through the ropes to the floor.

Kosmic Kitty - That may have knocked Moose out.

Henry Lesher - When did Max grow a set?

Max stands over Nameless and then drills the fire extinguisher into his ribs before he then sprays it in the masked giant's face. Max then tosses the fire extinguisher aside and then stands Nameless up and whips him into the corner . Max climbs the ropes and starts raining punches down to the forehead of Nameless while the fans count them off, being won over by Max's spirit tonight. On the tenth punch, Nameless grabs Max around the waist and then pulls him from the corner and gives him an inverted atomic drop before landing a head butt that drives him down to the mat. We then see Moose rolling himself into the ring with a trash can in his hands. He gets to his feet as Nameless charges at him. Moose steps out of the way and wraps the trash can around the head of Nameless. Moose then drills Nameless in the back with it before throwing it back out to the floor.

Kosmic Kitty - Moose is back big time!

Henry Lesher - I guess he really wants to keep his title belt.

Max gets to his feet behind Moose. Moose turns and takes a series of knife edge chops from Max Cameron. Max then whips Moose off the ropes and gives him a spinning heel kick that sends him down to the mat. Max then goes to the nearest corner and starts climbing to the top rope. He then leaps off and misses with a leg drop when Moose rolls out of the way. Moose rolls right into a baseball bat shot to the head from Nameless who is still on the floor. Max then rolls Moose into the school boy for the pin attempt. 1...2...3! Max Cameron is the new CWA champion!

Kosmic Kitty - Max won!

Henry Lesher - No! Nameless won! He landed the baseball bat shot on Moose. He gave Max the title! I call for a restart!

Max rolls himself out to the floor while Nameless breaks the bat over his knee and then tosses the pieces in the crowd as the announcement is made. The belt is then handed to the bloodied and almost broken Max who holds it high ahile the fans cheer. Nameless heads up the ramp while Moose comes to inside the ring and realizes what has happened here. Moose punches the mat and then rolls himself out to the floor, grabbing at his head while blood pours from where the baseball bat caught him.
 

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We cut backstage where we see Max Cameron has finally located Joe Davidson and the two are yelling at one another.

Max Cameron - Where is Maxine, Joe?

Joe Davidson - I told you already. I was instructed to deliver the tape but I wasn't given any particulars about the content of said tape.

Max Cameron - I am going to ask you one last time Joe Before I kick the shit out of you. Who gave you the tape?

Joe takes a few steps back from Max Cameron trying to get away when Rated R steps in-between the pair.

Rated R - What's this a lovers quarrel?

Max Cameron - I know you are responsible for Maxine's disappearance Ryan.

Joe Davidson takes this opportunity to slink away as Max Cameron and Rated R stand toe to toe.

Rated R - Are we back to that again? Max, your really starting to bore me with your tired accusations. I've got more important things to do like retaining my Anarchy Title.

Max gives Ryan a sly smile.

Max Cameron - You and I both know that its the B.O.T.W.'s  tournament loss you just can't get out of your system. Your jealous and its eating you up inside thats why you've taken Maxine away from me. Face it Ryan Yorke the Anarchy World Title means nothing.

Rated R - Don't make me break your legs Max Cameron. I'm a good guy and I'd hate to hinder your quest to find Maxine.

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Anarchy World Title Match

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We go back to ringside as the Anarchy Wrestling Title is hoisted over the ring by a cable and chain-link fencing is being put up around the ringside area.

Kosmic Kitty - We've got a special match coming up next.

Henry Lesher - yes, finally someone in this company used their brain.

Surfing With The Alien by Joe Satriani plays as Hoshi Yakamoto appears. She bows to the fans cheering her on then runs towards the ring and slides under the bottom rope.

Lesher - Dead Girl Walking

Kosmic Kitty - I don't get it....I don't see a dead girl.

Henry Lesher - Keep talking and I'll show you one.

“Walk Idiot Walk” plays as Tommy enters the arena, walking to the ring with a cocky smile on his face. He enters the ring, high fives Hoshi and points up towards the Anarchy Title. Halls of Fear by Nino Rota plays and Sal Clemenzo walks out, alarge portion of the cheering.

Henry Lesher - Here's a real legend. Not like these other clowns.

Kosmic Kitty - Clowns scare me!

Henry Lesher - Why am I not suprised.

Sal nears ringside and comes to a stop at one of the ladders set up around the ring. Rated R comes rushing out of the back and blindsides Sal smashing his head into a ladder then into a table. Sal hits Rated R in the stomach with a elbow and they begin brawling. Tommy runs and slides out of the ring, he hits Sal across the back with an axehandle before taking a thumb to the eye from Rated R. Hoshi bounces off the ropes, runs across the ring and flys over the top rope with a plancha taking them all to the ground. Tommy grabs Sal and rolls him into the ring, Hoshi follows quickly as Ryan gets to his feet and climbs into the ring.

Henry Lesher - Now the fun can begin.

Kosmic Kitty - Ryan looks so cute!

Henry Lesher - I doubt anyone will look cute after this match.

A steel cage starts to lower slowly from the rafters. Rated R has Tommy backed into a corner and hits him across the chest with several hard chops. Sal reverses an armbar and hits Hoshi with a hammerlock suplex towards the ropes. He places his boot across her throat and pushes her head right into the path of the lowering cage. Tommy slumps down into the corner and hits Rated R with a low blow before giving him a quick hiptoss into the corner. Tommy rushes across the ring and tackles Sal, allowing Hoshi to move her head just as the cage door slams onto the apron.


Henry Lesher - These people should demand their money back.

Tommy hammers Sal with punches while Hoshi lays on the canvas gasping for breath. Rated R takes notice of the situation and starts to climb out the cage. Rated R perches himself on the top of the cage and motions for Tommy and Sal to come near him. Hoshi dives into that side of the cage causing Rated R to crotch himself. Tommy and Hoshi beat Sal to the mat then whip him into the ropes followed by a double dropkick. Hoshi scales up the cage and quickly brings Rated R back into the ring with a hurricanrana eliciting a certain familiar chant from the crowd. As Tommy applauds Hoshi's big move Sal hits him in the back with a forearm then a reverse ddt. He drags Tommy to the ropes by the legs and begins working over his leg.

Henry Lesher - I can't believe Tommy would applaud that.

Kosmic Kitty - Tommy is being a good sport!

Hoshi climbs over the cage and out to the arena floor, she starts dragging a ladder towards the ring then tries to throw it over the cage unsuccessfully. Sal looks around the ring to find Rated R laying on the mat in a heap, he stands Tommy up, whips him into the ropes and gives him a drop toe hold into the steel cage. Sal locks Tommy in a reverse achilles tendon hold and smiles to the crowd as Tommy screams in pain. Sal releases the hold then points to the belt. Rated R comes out of nowhere with a facebuster, sweeps Tommy's leg out from under him as he tries to stand then starts over the cage once again. Tommy crawls over to Sal and punches him in the back of the head repeatedly. Hoshi spies Rated R scaling down the cage, looks under the first table and pulls out a black bag. She opens it and pulls out a kendo stick. Hoshi hops up and down with glee before running around the ring and striking Rated R in the back several times as he climbs down the cage. Tommy starts ramming Sal's head into the mat and pulls him to his feet. Hoshi lines Rated R up for a big hit as his feet hit the ground. She takes a big swing and misses shattering the kendo stick against the cage.


Henry Lesher - Now she's in trouble.

Kosmic Kitty - Run... Hoshi....run!!

Rated R kicks Hoshi in the stomach, runs and whips her into the chain link fencing, as she staggers backwards Rated R picks her up and flapjacks her into the side of the cage, She catches herself on the cage, rebounds and hits Rated R with a spin kick to the chest. Hoshi begins stomping on Rated R's chest then runs around the ring pulling all the bags out from under the tables. She reaches her hand inside the bag, pulls it out and lets a pile of thumbtacks spill onto the floor. In the second bag she finds a stungun, which after testing she slides to Tommy inside the ring. As she picks up the final bag Rated R grabs her by the hair and slams her head into the steel cage. Tommy grabs the stungun and holds it high in the air before jamming it into Sal's back. As Sal tries to stand Tommy jabs it into his side once again. Sal slumps against the ropes with spit dripping out of his mouth as Tommy limps to the side of the cage and starts to slowly climb it. Rated R spins Hoshi around and gives her a suplex on the concrete. Tommy climbs to the floor and he drags Hoshi to her feet in a front facelock, Tommy picks up a ladder and throws it hitting Rated R in the back. Tommy helps Hoshi to her feet, they each grab an end of the ladder and run towards Rated R bulldozing him into the fencing, Tommy then holds the ladder in place as Hoshi runs up and dropkicks it. Inside the ring Sal is slowly getting to his feet and attempting to climb out of the ring. Tommy sets a ladder on the table and starts to drag another up with him. Rated R clothesline Hoshi then pushes the ladder over sending Tommy crashing into the fencing. Sal makes it to the floor, stungun in hand and jams it into Rated R's back for several seconds. Sal attempts to shock him again but throws it to the floor instead and drags Rated R to his feet. He goes to whip him into the fencing, Rated R plants his foot and reverses it sending Sal into a ladder. He then picks up the ladder and sweeps Sal's legs out from under him with it. Hoshi has climbed back in the ring and stands on the top rope. Tommy climbs one ladder to get the leverage to hand Hoshi another. Rated R leans a table against the fencing, rakes Sal's eyes as he stands and gives him a back suplex into the table smashing it. As soon as Tommy has passed the ladder into the ring Rated R climbs up the opposite side and then begin trading punches. Hoshi leans the ladder against the side of the cage, runs up it and his a dropsault knocking the ladder Tommy and Rated R are standing on over. Sal gets to his feet and opens the remaining silk bag..pulling out a couple pairs of handcuffs. He places one pair in his back pocket then stacks the remaining tables on top of each other before climbing the cage. Rated R gets to his feet first, picks up the ladder and hits Tommy in the stomach with it as he stands. Rated R then hits Tommy with the Restricted. He kicks open the ladder, drags Tommy in between the rungs and closes it on him several times. He then spots the handcuffs, grabs a pair and shackles Tommy's arm to the bottom rung of the ladder.


Henry Lesher - Brilliant, The man is brilliant. Not only has he taken a ladder out of play but he's taken Tommy out of the match as well.


Sal climbs the cage and straddles it. As Hoshi grabs the ladder Sal grabs the top and pushes it causing it to kick back into her face and knock her across the ring. Sal then begins to pull the ladder out of her reach. Hoshi climbs up the cage as fast as she can and punches Sal causing him to wobble and drop the ladder. She goes for another punch, he blocks it and gives her a hip toss off the cage and through the double stacked tables he'd set up.

Henry Lesher - The highlight of the night thus far.

Kosmic Kitty - I can't watch this is to scary.

Sal drops the ladder back inside the ring and climbs in. Rated R slaps Tommy across the face and taunts him before turning his attention to the ring where Sal is setting up the ladder under the title. Rated R races up the cage and takes Sal down with an axehandle. They stand and trade punches, Sal chops Rated R, Rated R responds with a forearm smash. Sal ducks a punch, spins Rated R around and gives him an atomic drop into the cage, Sal rams his head into the cage and drags it across the steel. He backs up and runs in for a big hit, Rated R moves as Sal leaps in the air and he flys into the cage. Outside the ring Tommy is up and walking towards the cage, dragging the ladder from his wrist. As Sal lays on the mat Rated R takes the ladder and wedges it into the opposing turnbuckle. Rated R goes to pick Sal up and whip him across the ring. Suddenly a look of shock comes across Rated R's face as Sal has handcuffed his wrist. As he struggles Sal gives him a low blow then attaches the other end of the handcuffs to the cage.

Henry Lesher - He can't do that to Ryan...DQ, DQ

Kosmic Kitty - Oh no! My poor Ryan.

Sal reaches it his pants and removes something, holding it high to show the crowd. He slowly slides on the brass knuckles and hits Rated R in the stomach dropping him to his knees. With an evil smile Sal lets him stand again before hitting him in the stomach again. Sal then delivers a big shot to the side of the face....walks over, grabs the ladder and sets it up. He begins to climb, stops halfway and makes the belt motion to Rated R then continues his upward momentum. Sal reaches up, unfastens the belt and takes possession of it.

Henry Lesher - Sal is the new Anarchy Champ!

Kitty - I hope Ryan is okay.

Henry Lesher - Who cares Sal is champ.
 

 

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