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Scene #: One
Scene Title: Money Talks Bullshit Walks
Location: ???
Where: Monday Night Raw
When: Wednesday 27th Feb 2008

This special Wednesday night edition of IWE Raw has been underway for al little over and hour and we’ve just witnessed one of the most brutal hardcore matches that’s been seen on primetime TV between two men who are of known for their love of hardcore. The winners music plays throughout the building and as he leaves the ring the IWE cameras pan up to one of the private press boxes where Raw General manager Eric Bischoff is sat with the man who’s been his special guest for the entire evening, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner watching the action in the ring.

Eric Bischoff Not bad huh, this is the kind of high level of action you can expect to be apart of if you just sign on the dotted line on this brands new Raw contract.

Bischoff points to the table sat between them with the Raw contract he so desperately wants Steiner to sign.

Booty Daddy Not bad…it was a couple of nobody‘s beating the living crap out of each other with trash cans and chairs. High level of action is what “Big Poppa Pump” is going to bring to what ever brand I sign for whether it‘s here on Raw or over on Friday night‘s on Smackdown.

Eric Bischoff You don’t want to sign with Austin over on Smackdown Scott, he won’t appreciate a talent like you. Were as I know what your capable of inside that ring down there. I’ll give you anything you want if you just sign to Raw.

Just then the girl who’d been hired for the night as a waitress comes up behind the two men carrying a tray of drinks and some finger foods. Walking round Steiner she bends over in front of Scott’s view putting the tray down on the small table and in doing so her little black skirt raises up a couple of inches showing the top of her black stockings. Seeing this a large smile creeps across Steiner’s face and when she’s done putting the tray down he take the girl by surprise when he takes her hands and pulls her back gently but with enough force to have her end up sitting on his lap. In the moment of surprise she’d kicked the table over when she landed on Steiner, some of the food and drink having landed on Eric but mostly over the floor. The girl begins to panic as she sees Bischoff is quite mad about what she just done.

Waitress Oh my god Mr. Bischoff I’m sooo sorry I’ll take care of…

Booty Daddy Baby don‘t you worry bout’ that mess Eric will take care of this and he don’t mind if his suit’s a little stained to you Eric ?

Eric BischoffUmm…no I don‘t, accidents happen I guess.

Booty Daddy See nothin’ to worry about. Why don’t you go take care of that mess Eric while I talk to…

Steiner looks at her name tag on her white blouse just above her left breast.

Booty Daddy While I talk to Jenny.

Getting up from his seat Bischoff storms out of the press box looking for someone else to take care of the mess and see about getting something done with his suit.

Booty Daddy I seen the way you looke dat me when I got here. I saw the want and need in your eyes…You ever wondered what it’d be like to be with a real man…

Pulling his t-shirt sleeve up further he flexes his arm.

Booty Daddy You wanna kiss that huh ? Go ahead toots I can see that you want to.

Waitress Uh…I have a boyfriend Mr. Steiner.

Booty Daddy You might have a boyfriend but I know he don‘t satisfy that sweet nectarine the way I would. Dump the little the pipsqueak and get with a real man who’d show ya heaven. And by the end of the night when I step behind and do that bump and grind you’ll you why I am “The Big Bad Booty Daddy”

The girl giggles at Steiner’s comment and the two continue to talk amounts themselves as the scene fades out to a commercial break.

A little later into the evening the IWE cameras are in the backstage following Eric Bischoff who’s on his way back to the press box to meet up with Scott Steiner. On his arrival he steps into the press box to find that Steiner is no longer there it just the waitress and barman left.

Eric Bischoff Where’s Steiner gone ?

Waitress He’s gone, I don‘t know where to but he took that clipboard you had with you and said he had some business to take of. But I’ll be seeing him later if you want me to give him a message.

Eric Bischoff Gone what do you mean he‘s gone we‘ve got the main event up next…wait did you just say he took the clipboard ?

Eric Bischoff Excellent. Welcome to Raw Scott Steiner. Oh and about that little mishap earlier…YOUR FIRED, get the hell out of my arena.

The girls runs out of the room upset as the cameras pans down to ring side for the beginning of the main event match.

The tag team contest between D-Generation X and Eddie Guerrero with Curt Hawkins as is partner has just finished and both Triple H and Shawn Michaels are already at the top of the ramp and is about to head backstage when all of a sudden “Holla If Ya Hear Me” begins to play over the PA System the strobe lighting kicks in and the Raw fans jump to their feet and moments later Scott Steiner appears at the top of the ramp carrying the clipboard from earlier. Coming face to face with Triple H The two men look each other up and down. Quickly blowing off the man standing in front of him Steiner flexes his biceps and heads down the ramp towards the ring walking past Michaels without even acknowledging him, once Steiner is in the ring he grabs the microphone from Lilian Garcia and begins to talk.

Booty Daddy Everybody the world over knows that for the past two years I‘ve been apart of the wrestling promotion known as Total Non-stop Action, TNA. A promotion that promised big things to the wrestling fans and more importantly promised me big things the minute I walked in the door and I don’t know about from the fans prospective but from mine, they failed to deliver on their promise to me. After two years of working for Jim Cornette I decided enough was enough. I’m the world’s greatest wrester and that’s no bullshit cause everyone knows I’ve got the credentials to back up that claim. But for two years I was reduced to fighting a bunch nobodys including a fat bastard by the name of Samoe Joe and then worse than that I was a bodyguard for Jeff Jarrett for five long months and in my book that’s four months and three weeks two long to be a lacky to someone like Jarrett. Then after that I get sidelined by an injury and those jackasses set up my contract release. Then after resigning me I went through more of the same shit with Samoa Joe bu this time I became the lacky to then NWA Champion Christian Cage another guy who as good as he might be isn’t fit enough to carry my jockstrap. Then the insults of all insults I actually the recognition that I deserve when I get and I get saddlebaged with some little pipsqueak who starts calling himself “Mapleleaf Muscle” and suddenly he’s more than a match for “The Physical Phenomenon ” “The Genetic Freak” Scott Steiner.

Booty Daddy That‘s when I decided that enough was enough and despite the fact that I had the opportunity to demand the a World championship match or and X-Division championship match at any time I feel fit to I walked away from TNA and here I stand in front of all my freaks here in ??? Signed to IWE but without a brand, Raw Smackdown the both want “Freakzilla” to sign but only one cn be lucky enough to sign me the question of who is a matt of which General Manger wants it more and how far their willing to go to sign me. Either way right now there’s Smackdown superstar and Raw superstar alike felling the nerves of knowing their spotlight’s about to fade cause “Big Poppa Pump” is in town and things are going to change. Smackdown or Raw it‘s anyone’s guess and for now I’ll keep everyone guessing but all I‘ll say is money talks and bullshit walks, so this goes out to all my freaks out there tonight “Big Poppa Pump” is your hook up…Holla if you hear me!

With those last words Scott throws the microphone down to the mat as his music begins to play over the PA System again, dropping the clipboard beside the microphone he starts to flex atop the turnbuckle as the closing logo appear on screen and finally fades the show fades to black.

Scene #: Two
Scene Title: The Return
Location: Chattanooga, Tennessee
Where: McKenzie Arena
When: Friday 29th Feb 2008

The scene opens up inside of the McKenzie arena where this weeks addition of Friday night Smackdown is taking place. Inside the building the fans attention have been turned to the giant titantron above the stage area as footage from earlier in the night begins to play. In the footage the scene is outside the arena in the moonlit parking lot where very little is going on until the sight of a long black limousine comes into the cameras view point. With the limo having come to a stop the IWE cameras rotate around the vehicle waiting to see who’s in inside. Just seconds later the passenger door opens and out steps International Wrestling Entertainment’s newest signing, “Big Bad Booty Daddy” Scott Steiner. The fans back in the area can be heard cheering while watching the footage of Steiner’s arrival at the arena. Taking a minute to take in the night‘s air, Steiner pulls on his goatee before making his way towards the building.

With the footage over the camera cuts back to inside the arena just as the lights cut out and the sound of a police siren quickly followed by the familiar quote, “Holla If Ya Hear Me” begins to play over the PA System. With the strobe lighting flashing away and the fans on their feet the building goes wild as the man himself Scott Steiner walks out from the backstage and step onto the ramp dressed in a nWo shirt. Flexing his muscles at the top of the ramp way Steiner looks out over the sea of IWE fans before making his way towards the ring…

Michael Cole This isn’t looking good Tazz, I’d heard the rumours that after his appearance on Raw two nights ago Steiner did bump into a couple of is old running buddies from the New World Order and from what I’ve been told they did want him to dawn the black and white again with them.

TazzThat ain’t cool Cole, I want Smackdown to sign “Big Poppa Pump” but I gotta agree this isn’t looking good for us. He wearing the colours again I’m not diggin’ this one bit man.

…When Steiner gets in the ring he walks past the set up table in the middle of the ring with both a Smackdown and Raw contracts on it and climbs all four of the turnbuckles and atop of each one he once again flexes his muscles. Leaping back down off the last turnbuckle he collects a microphone from the ring announcer and waits for his music to stop playing before he begins to address the matters on his mind.

Booty DaddyFirst things first I’ve got a little something I’d like to get off my chest and it just happens to be these three letters, n…W…o.

Putting the microphone down on the table Steiner turns his attention to the shirt and without any hesitations he begins to rip it off of his body, when it’s completely off he takes the tattered remains and motions that he’s wiping his ass with it he then throws the mangled shirt over ropes to the floor and picks up the microphone

Booty Daddy Two night’s ago on the special edition of Raw I found myself having everything I could’ve wanted being thrown at me in an attempt to sign for Eric Bischoff’s Monday Night Raw brand. And I’ll get to that in good time but first I want to talk about two of three men that when I was leaving the arena that night came up and told me whether I signed with Raw or I signed with Smackdown I just had to say the world just like the old days there’d be a place for me in there little group the nWo, those two men being Kevin Nash and Scott Hall. Well Hall, Nash and to there little buddy here on Smackdown in case that little display wasn’t clear enough I’m here to give it to you straight, no matter if I sign to RAW or Smackdown there’s no way in hell I’d ever think about becoming a members of that plague again. Especially not this lame ass reincarnation of a group that was once more powerful that the wrestling business it’s self. I know the Hall & Nash have thick skulls so let me be a little more clearer…you can take your offer and you can shove it where the sun don’t shine!

Booty Daddy And now back to Eric, tow night’s ago He made all kinds of promises to “Big Poppa Pump” the same kind of promises that a certain Mr. Cornett made to me and failed to deliver on. Promised I’d be a big star if I just signed on the dotted line, Well jack your too damn late cause maybe you’ve forgotten but I’m already a huge star in this industry the world over everywhere from the United Kingdom, Mexico right here in the United States of America all the way over to Japan there ain’t a wrestling fan alive who doesn’t know who Scott Steiner is. I don’t need any more false promises made to me at this stage of my career Eric so that was a strike against Raw, I then expected to come here tonight and get more of the same crap from Smackdown’s General Manger but as it turned out I didn’t have to wait for Friday night to roll round cause my ass was sitting back home in Michigan when my phone rang and on the other end of it was Stone Cold himself.

Booty Daddy Over the phone Stone Cold and I talked things out like men and unlike everyone I’ve dealt with in this business in the past few years he made no false promises. He didn’t bullshit me and more importantly he didn’t patronize me. He told me how it is and how it would be around here and I respect that. He knows what I’ve done in the past and what I’m all about and unlike all the rest he didn’t promise I’d be World Champion if I signed, no he told me I’d get the opportunity to become champion but I’d have to put the work in because he wouldn’t just hand me the chance like Bischoff was prepared to do. They always say it‘s better the devil you know than the devil you don‘t but I say I‘ve seen the way Eric Bischoff does business and I don‘t like it. And if I can’t trust someone to be straight with me in my personal life how can I trust them with my career, I know I’m not the first guy’s he’s lied to and I know I wont be the last. Yeah Raw’s a great show and I would love to be apart of it but Eric Bischoff is the reason I won‘t be, So if you haven’t figured it out by now, I’ve made my decision so this goes to all my freaks here in Chattanooga “Big Poppa Pump” is your hook up…right here on Smackdown, Holla if you hear me!

With that Scott takes the clipboard that has the Raw contract breaks it over his knee and tosses it out of the ring and takes the pen and signed his name to the Smackdown contract. He then drops the pen on the table and picks up the microphone once again.

Booty Daddy And now that’s out of the way, something else that everyone the world over knows and that’s that Scott Steiner only cares about two things, those are my freaks and peeks so without further ado let me reintroduce to you my newest freak Rhaka Khan and with her the most well known freak of them all, a blast from “Freakzilla’s” past…Midajah.

Steiner’s music plays over the PA System again as his two freaks walks out from the backstage and onto the top of the staging area. With linked arms the two women walk their way down the ramp, step into the ring and join Steiner in the middle of the ring.

Booty Daddy Now with all that out of the way that brings me tonight. For the past two days knowing that I was going to be apart of Smackdown I told Stone Cold that when I make my debut Smackdown appearance I also wanted it to be my in ring debut in IWE and he gave me what I asked for and a whole lot more, because not only had he given me my first match in IWE history but he also entered me into the IWE World Heavyweight Championship title tournament. Once again proving that I made the right choice to sign to Smackdown, cause it seems Austin wants to prove to me that he is a man of his word when he said I could become World Champions but I‘d have to put the work in and he has given me the opportunity to work my way to become a six time World Heavyweight Champion and to do so I have to work my way past some little upstart by the name of Cm Punk. And this is the kind of thing I’ve spoke bout I’m getting a little sick and tired of these young up and comers trying to make a name for themselves of the back “The Big Bad Booty Daddy.” Not anymore Yeah Cm Punk you might be holding the United Sates Championship and you may be a former European Champion but that don’t mean jack to “Freakzilla” tonight your going to see what it takes to step into this ring with a real man, A man who’s at a legendary status, damn near an Icon the man with the largest arms in the world and the shortest fuse in wrestling.

Booty Daddy I‘ve gone through bigger and badder in my time in this business, men that I should have been wary of going up against but when you’re “the big bad boot daddy” you fear nothing or no one and if you think for one second that I’m even the tiniest bit wary about tonight then you couldn’t be more wrong jack. You’ve got nothing on me Punk cause that’s all you are boy just some little punk trying to make it in a man’s world. Now I’ll be honest when I got here I and I spoke with Stone Cold and he told me that I’d be facing off against the IWE United Sates Champion tonight as a part of the Heavyweight Championship tournament the first though that came to mind was who in the hell is Cm Punk. I racked my brain over and over again but the name just wasn’t familiar. Then that’s when Midajah here got on her laptop looked the guy up. And it appears he was some sort of big shot back in the independent circuit and then it’s when it hit me the name isn’t familiar to me because the kids not even close to being in the same league as “Big Poppa Pump” and I mean not even close. Kid your making the biggest mistake of your short little career when you get in here tonight with me I‘m going to lay a beatin’ on your ass that you ain‘t never gonna forget and that‘s not a threat that‘s a promise.

With those last words Steiner throws the microphone back at Lillian and with he freaks by his side they exit the ring and disappear into the back as the scene fades out.

Scene #: Three
Scene Title: Last Minute Words
Location: Chattanooga, Tennessee
Where: McKenzie Arena
When: Friday 29th Feb 2008

With the in ring debut of IWE’s newest signing, Scott Steiner just moments away the IWE cameras are in the backstage area of the arena where broadcast team member Kristal Marshall is standing by with a microphone in hand. Just then Steiner private dressing room door swings open and he steps out into the hallway quickly followed by his two freaks, Midajah and Rhaka Khan. Their about to head off down the hallway towards the gorilla position but his stopped by the Kristal who pulls on his arm.

Kristal Marshall Scott can I get a minute of you time please.

Booty Daddy Baby how about I give the key card to my hotel room and tonight after I’m done beating on Cm Punk I a night’s worth of my time and when “The Big Bad Booty Daddy” is on top I'll keep it nice and tight, if you whisper something nice I'll make you scream twice. and I won't stop until you scream Boom Shaka Laka, and if you doubt just ask all my hoochies cause they’ll all tell ya 'there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner! Look as these arms, largest in the world baby.

Kristal Marshall Yeah there nice…

Booty Daddy Nice damn right there nice but you wanna know what’s not nice. I’m not nice nether is what I’m going to do to that little nobody Cm Punk next. You think your better than me Punk, your not better than me, nobody’s better than “The Big Bad Booty Daddy” and tonight in that ring I’m going to prove to you that in this business and in life it self size does matter little man. When I got into this business twenty two years I was told by The Sheik “You must show no mercy, nor have any believe whatsoever in how others judge you…for your greatness will silence them all” Tonight my greatness continues to sky rocket and Punk you can bet your ass tonight you’re going to get silenced…Bitch!

Kissing his bicep Steiner walks out of camera shot and heads off down the hallway followed by Midajah and Rhaka Khan as the scene fades out to ring side.