BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY || SCOTT STEINER

Scene #: One
Scene Title: Another Little Man!
Location: Birmingham, England
Where: Hallam FM Arena
When: Friday March 7th 2008

The IWE cameras are in the backstage area where Todd Grisham who has a microphone in hand is standing outside the private dressing room of Scott Steiner.

Josh Mathews: Ladies and gentlemen at this time I’m standing outside the locker room of Scott Steiner, the man who is just mere minutes away from facing off against Rey Mysterio in their one on one contest. I’m about to see if I can get some comments from him regarding the match.

Josh knocks on the door and from within the room we hear Scott Steiner‘s voice yelling “WHAT THE F*CK NOW!” Moment‘s later the door pulls open and Todd‘s about to walk in but is quickly stopped by the towering stature of Rhaka Khan.

Booty Daddy: Who is it Khan ?

The camera peers past Rhaka Khan and shows Scott Steiner doing some push-ups with Midajah sat on his back, and even with the added weight of Midajah he seems to have to difficulty in doing them.

Josh Mathews: Uh Scott It‘s Josh Mathews, I just wanted to get your reactions to what Rey Mysterio said earlier about your match with him that’s just minutes away.

Midajah gets off of Steiner’s back by his request and he leaps up to his feet. He strokes his hands over his abdomen feeling his six pack. Then looking in the wall mirror his begins to flatten his hair then from behind him Midajah places his chain mail headpiece onto him, then putting on his dark shades he’s ready. He walks out of the dressing room and meets Josh on the outside.

Booty Daddy: What did you want ?

Josh Mathews: I just wanted to get your thoughts on your match that‘s next with Rey Mysterio.

Booty Daddy: You want my thought huh John…

Josh Mathews: Umm that’s Josh not John…

Booty Daddy: Like I give a crap what you name is and don‘t you ever interrupt me again you little pencil neck geek. Tonight “Big Poppa Pump” finds himself going one on one with someone who he’s very familiar with, Rey Mysterio. Rey you and I go way back, back to our days in World Championship Wrestling. But Rey that doesn’t mean for one second that I like you, because I don’t far from it little man. You see to me your everything that’s wrong in this business. This business was made for big men, big men like myself not men like you who just little punks that the fans couldn’t give a crap about. But despite the fact that your smaller than my opponent from that week, what was his name again ?

Josh Mathews: Cm Punk.

Booty Daddy: Right, despite the fact that you’re so much smaller than him I actually know who you are and that’s because you’ve accomplished some big things in this business that I can’t ignore but whether you’re a former World Heavyweight Champion or not you’re still in no way close to being the same league of “Big Poppa Pump.” You were right about one thing earlier though Rey no matter how much stronger I am compared to you I’ll always be lacking in speed when it comes to you. Your able to jump and fly around that ring like no one else in the business. But tonight when you step inside that squared circle with me and after I’ve taken your legs out of commission the one advantage you have the one thing that could possibly help you win this match you won’t have to utilize. Rey in this life and especially inside that ring you’re the fly and I’m the windscreen, and we all know what happens when the fly and the windscreen clash now don’t we ?

Booty Daddy: Rey you can flap your gums all day long about how it’s not the size of the dog in the fight it’s the size of the fight in the dog but deep inside that big ol’ heart of hearts inside you, you know just as much as I do that today you’ve more than likely been sat on the toilet crapping out all that false bravado just at the thought of stepping into the ring with me. You’ve faced some big men in the past the likes of Kevin Nash and Triple H but there’s only one Scott Steiner, I can’t remember having faced you inside that ring too many times Rey but I do remember one time we did the dance and I know you remember Thunder from down under that night in Sydney Australia. Yeah you put up as much as a fight as you could but by the end of your five minutes of misfortune the inevitable happen you land you lost to the Steiner Recliner.

Booty Daddy: And tonight your gonna suffer the same fate as you did that night, different company, different country but the fate remains the same “Big Bad Booty Daddy” standing over your beaten and broken body. So Rey say all the prays you can think of because your gonna be needing the help from the only man out there bigger that “Big Poppa Pump” Cause let me tell you something little man I am what I say I am, an all American at the highest level, the greatest wrestler in this business today, no exceptions. Rey Mysterio your not man enough to go one on one your not man enough to step in that ring with me, you don’t have the size or the strength to match “The Genetic Freak.” Rey Mysterio your in the big leagues now, your in the big time and I’m going to kick your ass…Big Time! So Rey when I’ve got you racked up in my Steiner Recliner before I put you away I’ll whisper in your ear, see size does matter and while you'll be in a hospital bed screamin in pain, your little hoochie friend Lita will be on her back screamin my name!

Steiner kisses his bicep and then walks out of view of the camera as IWE goes to commercial break.

After IWE comes back from a short commerce break the cameras are at ringside. Steiner’s music is playing over the PA System and with his freask by his side he’s already in the ring with a microphone in hand, when his music stops and the lights come up he bring the microphone up to his mouth.

Booty Daddy:When “Big Poppa Pump” comes to town all my hoochies come around. See back in the states I’ve got freaks nation wide but ever since I’ve come to The United Kingdom I’ve found out I’m world wide, cause ever since I’ve been here night after night I’ve taken freaks to the mountaintop and not only have they found the big O, not only have they found Nirvana but “the big bad booty daddy” gave them sexual sanctuary…So this goes to all my freaks out there in Birmingham, “Big Poppa Pump” is your hook up holla if you hear me!

Steiner tosses the microphone back to the ring announcer and await the arrival of Rey Mysterio to get their match underway.