BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY || SCOTT STEINER

Scene #: One
Scene Title: Student & The Teacher
Location: Birmingham, England
Where: Hallam FM Arena
When: Friday March 7th 2008

Inside the Hallam FM Arena in Birmingham, England Scott Steiner is standing over the spent body of fellow IWE Smackdown superstar Rey Mysterio having just released him from the Steiner Recliner. His music is playing over the PA System, the fans are giving him a mixed reaction when he raises his arms in celebration after his second straight win as since coming to IWE. Midajah and Rhaka Khan who were on the outside of the ring have entered the ring and are now standing next to Steiner, taking a hand each they raise “Big Poppa Pump’s” arms into the air once again in celebration.

Michael Cole: Well Tazz, this is Scott Steiner’s second week here with us on Smackdown and he’s just picked up his second victory and if what we’ve saw from him tonight and last week against Cm Punk is anything to go by, things are set to get real physical on Smackdown.

Tazz: You ain’t kiddin’ Cole, first night on Smackdown he beats the United Sates champion dead centre in the ring with that vicious camel clutch and now he’s just beaten a world class athlete in Rey Mysterio. Lat week he also advanced further into the World Heavyweight Championship tournament. Things are lookin’ good for Steiner but for everyone else in the tournament things just got a lot more tougher and a lot more dangerous Cole.

Michael Cole: I’d have to agree with you there partner, he’s one dangerous guy in that ring, I haven’t seen anyone who likes afflicting pain and suffering on others the way he does in a very long time Tazz.

Having finished posing in the ring with his freaks Steiner and his two ladies take their leave from the ring and head back up the ramp as IWE goes to a commercial break.

A little later into the evening the IWE cameras are in the backstage area of the arena, inside the private dressing room of “The Big Bad Booty Daddy” Scott Steiner. Steiner who now showered and dressed after his match with Rey Mysterio he’s packing up that last few items of his ring gear into his gym bag and is getting ready to leave the arena and have some fun by sampling the Birmingham night life with his freaks. Just then the door to his locker room bursts open and in walks a pumped up Petey Williams.

Mapelleaf Muscle: Man, that’s what I’m talking about Scotty, you dominated that little Mexican jumping bean. That’s why I came to you one day I plan on being th very best in this business and who better to learn from that the man who is the best.

Booty Daddy: You damn right I’m the best. Forget your Ric Flair’s your Kurt Angle’s and your Triple H’s I am the best this business has to offer and if you want my help like you said you do then your got to prove to me that your serious about it.

Mapelleaf Muscle: Scotty come on man I’m the most dedicated young buck this company has to offer and with you in my corner it won‘t be long before I’m at the very top of this company’s food chain…

Booty Daddy: Whoa hold on their little man there’s only room a the top for one guy in this company and your staring at him. As far you being the most dedicated, if that’s true then what the hell was with that loss to Jeff Jarrett on Raw ?

Mapelleaf Muscle: Scotty, man that was sheer fluke on Jarrett’s part. I was having an off day I guess, everybody has them.

Booty Daddy: Off day or not if you truly want my help then you got a lot of proving yourself to do to me. And I can’t be coming to Raw every Monday night to keep and eye on you that’s why as of now you’re officially traded to Smackdown.

Mapelleaf Muscle: That‘s what I‘m talking about, Petey Williams and Scott Steiner, we’ll be unstoppable!

Booty Daddy: Slow it down there Petey first things first you want to roll with “Big Poppa Pump” you got to show me you’ve got what it takes but for tonight we go hit the town before your torture begins.

Michael Cole: Well Tazz, It looks as though we‘ve just got ourselves a new tag team on Smackdown.

Tazz: Absolutly Cole, one of the business’s young hot prospects in Petey Williams and a experienced veteran in Scott Steiner, I look forward to seeing what they bring to the table together.

The two men shake hands and leave the dressing room quickly followed by Midajah and Rhaka Khan as the get set to leave the building and take in the night in some of Birmingham hottest hot spots for a night of fun.

Scene #: Two
Scene Title: Kurt’s World Of Pain
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
Where: Aberdeen Exhibition and Conference Centre
When: Friday March 14th 2008

The scene opens outside the Aberdeen Exhibition and Conference Centre. The IWE cameras are rolling with the show already been underway for a little over an hour. Outside the building a Rainbows City taxi has just pulled up to a stop in the jam packed parking lot. The backseat passenger doors on open and out gets Scott Steiner’s two freaks Midajah and Rhaka Khan son followed by Steiner who steps out of the front passenger door. Collecting his gym bag from the trunk of the taxi as the camera pans up closer to him, turning round to face it Steiner looks directly into the camera.

Booty Daddy: Yeah “The Big Bad Booty Daddy” is late but it’s all the name of mind games. Kurt Angle tonight your got a world of pain coming your way.

Kissing his flexed bicep Steiner and his freaks make their way into the building as the IWE cameras go back inside for the Edge versus Finlay match.

A little later the fans are awaiting in anticipation or the next match on the card for tonight when all of sudden the lights cut out and Steiner’s music begins to play throughout the centre and seconds later he appears from the backstage area with a freak on each arm. The three of them walks their way toward the ring to a mixed reaction from the Scottish fans, when in the ring Steiner flexes an dposes atop the four turnbuckles before stepping down and taking the microphone from the ring announcer and waits for his music to cut off before beginning to talk.

Booty Daddy: Kurt Angle you overrated, overachieving asshole, I heard about your little dress up skit earlier you think your real funny don’t you. Are you out of you mind…rhetorical question Angle. See the wrestling fans the world over but especially the fan in my new favourite city, right here in Aberdeen know that your about as funny as gonorrhoea and as ugly as a case of genital herpes. Kurt despite the fact that you thought you were just trying to be funny it shows your deeper desires in life, you wanna be “The Big Bad Booty Daddy” you wanna be the man who knows how to get the women screaming Boom Shaka Laka. But all the messed up fake tattoos on your chest and all the blonde wigs under the sun don’t even bring you close to begin “Big Poppa Pump.” Unlike you Kurt, Scott Steiner’s all man, and if you want proof just ask you wife little man.

Booty Daddy: Kurt whether it‘s inside this ring out there in the street or back in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania at your home, in your marital bed doing the bump and grind and making your wife scream more than once or twice. No matter where no matter when Scott Steiner out performs you every single time! Kurt your little fun and games from earlier didn’t take like you’d of hoped you see I know your were trying to get into my head but head games don’t work on me, I’ve been in this business far too long to get suckered into your little tricks. You say I should hang up my boots, I’m too old for this business boy there’s only six years of a difference between us but in this business I’ve got twelve years on you, twelve more years of breaking bones, minds and spirits. Twelve yeas over you in which I’ve made the name Scott Steiner a household name the world over.

Booty Daddy: Over the years no matter what company it’s been it’s always the same thing you got guys in the back claming to be something there not and that’s the best this business has to offer and Kurt you have to be the very worst at claming you’re the best, through out the years, whether it was NWA, the WCW, WWE, ECW or TNA I‘ve meet a lot of asses who thought they where the next best thing but time and time again, company after company I proved every single one of those assholes wrong, Scott Steiner is the very best and tonight I continue to prove yet another ass wrong and I continue on in this World Heavyweight championship tournament. But I’m sick and tired of talking so Kurt Angle I’m damn sick and tired of talking to get your little gold medal wearing ass down here and get this thing started.

Tossing the microphone to the canvas as Kurt’s music kicks in and moments later a man walks out from the back that man isn’t Kurt Angle, but it is a midget dressed like Kurt Angle. The little man makes his way towards the ramp mimicking all of Kurt Angles characteristics. Finally in the ring he takes the medals off from around his neck and without hesitation charges towards Steiner trying for a shoulder barge but the little man falls back on ass. Pick the man up off the mat Steiner lifts the man up above his head and proceeds with a gorilla press slam. With the man down Steiner does his trademark elbow drop followed by push ups. Staying on his knees Steiner begins to pose and flex his biceps then stepping over the limp body of the midget Steiner puts him into the Steiner Recliner after a few seconds of yanking and cranking on him yells to the referee to check him. The reluctant ref stands in front of the men and lifts the little man’s arm up and it falls straight back down once, twice, three times. And with that Steiner lets go and steps away from the midget. He collects the microphone again and as the ref rolls the midget Kurt Angle out of the ring to the help waiting to ascot him into the back Steiner raises the microphone to his mouth.

Booty Daddy: Kurt you don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind and you for damn sure don’t piss off Scott Steiner. So all games aside, Kurt get down here so I can beat your head into this canvas boy. Oh and one last thing…this goes to all my freaks out there in Aberdeen…“Big Poppa Pump” is your hook up, holla if you hear me.

Steiner throws the microphone back to the ring announcer as he waits in the ring for the real Kurt Angle to make his way out and get there match started.