BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY || SCOTT STEINER

Scene #: One
Scene Title: Another One Yanked & Cranked
Location: Aberdeen Exhibition & Conference Centre
Where: Aberdeen, Scotland
When: Friday March 14th 2008

Inside the Aberdeen Exhibition & Conference Centre, there’s a case of déjà vu from the week before with Scott Steiner is standing over the spent body of yet another fellow IWE Smackdown superstar, this time round it’s Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle. Having just released him from the Steiner Recliner. His music is playing over the PA System, the fans give him a mixed huge ovation as he raises his arms in celebration. Midajah and Rhaka Khan enter the ring and as Steiner, begins to climb all four turnbuckles one after another flexing is biceps and looking out over the Scottish fans. The scene fades to backstage area where the IWE cameras are standing by with IWE broadcast team member Todd Grisham who has a microphone in hand. He’s standing just a few feet away from the curtain that leads the way out to the ring area of the Aberdeen Exhibition & Conference Centre and in the background the music of Scott Steiner can still be heard playing over the PA System.

Todd Grisham: Alright ladies and gentlemen I’m standing by to see if I can get a few post match comments from “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner who has just made his third opponent in as many weeks tap put to his devastating Steiner Recliner submission hold.

Then from the ring area a hot and sweaty Scott Steiner walks through the curtain and into the backstage arm in arm with both his freaks, Midajah on his left arm and Rhaka Khan on his right, his music soon stops playing as Todd Grisham approaches him microphone in hand.

Todd Grisham: First things first, congratulations on yet another win here on Smackdown, making that three in a row since your inception here in the IWE. First of it was United Sates champion Cm Punk to qualify for the World Heavyweight championship tournament, and he taped out sending you into the quarterfinals of the tournament, Then you went on to face world renowned luchador Rey Mysterio they week after that and you made him tap out to, and just now you made multiple time World Heavyweight champion and Olympic gold medallist Kurt Angle tap to the Steiner Recliner. Your thoughts so far on your opponents and your clearly dominate streak since your inception.

Booty Daddy: Your damn right it’s a dominate streak I’m Scott Steiner boy, being dominate is what I’m all about and that’s the way my freaks like it. As far as the chumps I’ve laid waste to since debuting here in International Wrestling Entertainment, first of Cm Punk. Someone who’s nothin’ but a nobody, and a never will be. He might have the United States championship strapped around his little waist but that don’t mean jack to me, Since I dragged his scrawny ass to the middle of the ring, I yanked and I cranked and the inevitable happed, his ass tapped. And where I’m from when you beat a champion dead centre in the ring you become the number one contender, right now I’ve got bigger things on my plate but somewhere down the line I’ll get him back in the ring and that belt’s coming home to Michigan with “The Big Bad Booty Daddy.”

Booty Daddy: Week two and it was the littlest little man in all of professional wrestling, that Mexican jumpin’ bean Rey Mysterio. And just like Cm Punk before him I done exactly what I said I would do and I dragged him to the centre of ring, yanked him and cranked him, week two and victim number two proving my point that this business has no room for the little guys. Which brings me to just minutes ago where I just made that bald piece of crap Kurt Angle tap to the Recliner. People said I couldn’t do it even Petey Williams, my own ??? Had his doubts. Like I said your don’t pull on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind and you certainly don’t piss off Scott Steiner. But Kurt being who he is had to learn his lesson the hard way and now he’s still laid out in the ring and I doubt we’ll be seeing him any time soon on Smackdown. Continuing down this road see a lot of good things coming my way, getting into the finals of the World championship tournament heading to Wrestlemania four where I will become the International Wrestling Entertainment World Heavyweight champion.

Todd Grisham: So your confidant that your going to the World champion after Wrestlemania but first to get your self a spot in the finals and to do that your going to have to beat either Jeff Hardy, Cactus Jack, Carlito or the Rock next week…

Booty Daddy: Listen up Tad, it doesn’t matter who I have to face next week, whether it’s Jeff Hardy, Cactus Jack, Carlito or The Rock because absolutely no one is going to stand in the way of what has become my destiny, Trust me after Wrestlemania four your looking at the next World Heavyweight champion simple as that. Now if we’re done here there’s a whole lot of night life left to take in and I know a certain little Canadian bastard that needs to celebrate his win tonight and I’ve got a private table booked at Scotland’s premier lap dancing club, Private Eyes.

With that Steiner and his freaks walk out of view of the camera leaving Todd Grisham alone holding the microphone.

Todd Grisham: Can I come…?

Scene fades out to commercial break.

Scene #: Two
Scene Title: ???
Location: ???
Where: ???
When: Friday March 21st 2008

The scene opens up inside the arena, at the ring area of the building. The fans are excited as hell as yet another week of brilliant action from IWE’s A-show Friday night Smackdown. We’ve just witnessed the second match of the night between IWE Knockout champion Trish Stratus and Beth Phoenix with Trish having picked up the win over the Glamazon. The ring has is empty and the Smackdown pump as usual are awaiting the next match of the evening. Just then siren begins to sound off quickly followed by “holla if you hear me.” The fasn jump to their feet and turn their attention to the ramp way as the strobe lighting kicks in and moments later “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner appears atop of the staging area freakless to a huge ovation from the crowd…

…Making his way down the ramp way he flexes his biceps and planting a kiss on each one. Finally getting to the ring he enters through the middle rope, climbs the four turnbuckles and posses again before collecting the microphone from the ring announcer.

Booty Daddy: SPEECH GOES HERE

Booty Daddy: SPEECH GOES HERE

Booty Daddy: SPEECH GOES HERE

Booty Daddy: SPEECH GOES HERE