Scene: One
Scene Title: An All-American Arrival
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Where: The Georgia Dome
When: March 24th 2009

It’s a warm spring evening in Atlanta, Georgia the which is the location for International Wrestling Entertainment’s flagship show Tuesday Night Raw. The Georgia fans are charged up ready for the exciting mix of sport and entertainment that only IWE can give their audiences just not only in the arenas but in homes all around the world. The scene is in the Georgia Dome arena where the pyrotechnics have just finished and before the smoke has even had the chance to fully clear the audience in attendance jump to their feet and turn their attention to the staging area as the sound of “A Girl Like That” plays over the PA System and moments later form the backstage Torrie Wilson walks out in to the stage with a the biggest smile you’ve ever seen spread across her face, With a massive positive reaction from the fans all be it mostly the men but a huge reaction non the less, she walks down the isle towards the ring with a bounce in here step.

Jerry “Puppy Power” Lawler
JR, look who it is. Torrie Wilson, Torrie Wilson’s back. If there’s any proof that there is a good, she’s it JR.

Jim “BBQ King” Ross
Calm down uncle Jerry or you‘ll give yourself a heart attack.

Jerry “Puppy Power” Lawler
Well JR if I do fall to the floor clutching my chest, have Torrie try and resuscitate me.

Jim “BBQ King” Ross
Good god King I swear you get worse the older you get…

Having stepped under the ring Torrie now stands centre stage in the middle of the ring with the microphone she collected from IWE ring announcer Lillian Garcia in hand. After her music fades to silent she holds the microphone up and waits for the fans to calm down.

The Faithful Fans
Welcome Back, Welcome Back, Welcome Back, Welcome Back

Torrie “Boise Belle” Wilson
Oh my god guys I can‘t tell you just how great it feels to be back. Back doing what I love to do most entertain you guys. But as happy as I am to be back here I’m even happier to announce that I’m finally happier than I’ve ever been in my personal life to. You see I’ve meet and fell in love with the most wonderful man. A man that has joined me here in IWE for the first time. A young man that I am proud to say I love and our country can be proud of to one day call a champion and that day will come. So it’s with great pleasure I introduce to you the man who’s changed my life and the man who will change the face of IWE for the better. Ladies and gentlemen I give to you ‘The All-American American‘…JACK SWAGGER

The crowd turn their attention to the staging area once more as the sound of “Get On Your Knees” by Age Against The Machine begins to play over the PA System. Then from the the backstage Swagger steps out onto the stage, dressed in a black pin strip suite, with a huge smile on his face. He blows a kiss towards Torrie in the ring and begins to walk down the isle towards her.

Jerry “Puppy Power” Lawler
Well JR there he is…The luckiest man on the planet.

Stepping into the ring he looks at Torrie and opens his arms and without hesitation she runs and jumps in his arms and they share in a embrace. He puts her back down and takes the microphone and gets ready to address the audience as his music fades out.

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
Let it be known, that from this day forward International Wrestling Entertainment’s future is standing in front of you very eyes. And the future begins tonight right here in Atlanta, Georgia when I will make my in ring debut later on tonight in a match up that will catapult me into the spotlight, catapult me into the main event spot as the true main event wrestler that I know I am and that all of you known that I am. It’s been said that from the very beginning when that man right there (POINTING TO JR) came to me during my junior year at the University of Oklahoma and encouraged me to contact him after graduating telling me he saw great potential in yours truly isn’t that right Ross. (JR NODS IN AGREMENT) and then from the first time I stepped foot in a squared circle that I would one day carry a company to bigger and better things as it’s World Champion. From the very minute I suited up in my first singlet I have been groomed as the next big thing in the wrestling world, groomed to be a champion. And I say no more waiting, no more sitting back biding my time, for my time is now. Starting tonight when I come face to face with a man who’s done it all here in IWE, that man John Cena,

The fans go crazy just at the mention of John Cena’s name.

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
Just as I thought the mere mention of his name and you people bark and clap like seals at feeding time. John Cena there’s no doubt that your are without a doubt the man here in IWE just look at the list of credentials. A four time IWE Champion, two time Undisputed Champion, World Heavyweight Champion, three Intercontinental championship reigns. Duo reigns as a IWE Tag Team Champion, Hardcore Champion and finally you’re a former King Of The Ring here in IWE. Now I know you didn‘t need me to rattle off that impressive list of your accomplishments but I felt I had to, just so I could bring everyone to the realisation that despite all that you have achieved isn’t going to make a difference when I single handily destroy you right here in the middle of this ring in front of all your chain gang homies in Atlanta tonight. Lets have a little show and tell shall we…

Jack steps through the middle rope and drops to ring side and still with the microphone in hand begins to scan through the audience.

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
Where‘s that chain gang at…? (Fan Go Crazy) Ah here’s a member, What’s your name kid?

Tommy “Chain Gang Fool” Wilkinson
Tommy…Tommy Wilkinson

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
Well Tommy I can see from your attire that you’re a pretty big fan of John Cena, I mean you got the t-shit, the head band and sweatbands around your wrist, so what is about Cena you like so much Tommy ?

Tommy “Chain Gang Fool” Wilkinson
Umm.…Umm. I guess because he‘s so funny on the mic when he talks.

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
So he entertains you is that Tommy. Well then let me ask you this question Tommy, how entertaining is it going to be when I systematically destroy your hero in that ring tonight and sitting here in the front row you’re going to have a heck of view of it to. Moving on to the next gang member…(Working his way down the row) you what’s your name.

Claudia “Chain Gang Barbi” Chalmers
Claudia…

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
And you’re a John Cena right ?

Claudia “Chain Gang Barbi” Chalmers
Oh yeah, I mean he‘s just so hot…

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
And that’s why you’re a fan because you think he’s good looking, nothing to do with being entertaining or wrestling ability ?

Claudia “Chain Gang Barbi” Chalmers
I don‘t really know that much about wrestling, I‘m just here with my little brother who‘s a huge wrestling fan, as far as entertaining I find the sound of his voice kinda annoying. When I’m watching him I wish he had a mute button

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
Case and point you so called gang is made up of little kids who too dumb to realise what a fraud you really are and women who wouldn’t know a wristwatch from a wristlock. These people especially the kids are the reason you are where you are today and you know that, and that’s why you proclaim to be doing this for them whether the love you or hate you well yeah they gang loves you John, they’ve kept you in the main event spot for this long on merchandise sales alone but the real wrestling fans who the truth. The truth that when it comes to it you don‘t stand a chance in hell against a pure athlete like me. The gang will always be the ones who love you, and be grateful that you’ve had a good run here in IWE and given them some good memories to look back on because tonight I will be the one to take you out and take you out for good.

Swagger tosses the microphone back over to Lillian Garcia, extends his hand out to Torrie, who places her hand in his and the couple raise their arms in the air smiling at one another as Jack’s music plays over the PA System again. The pair take their leave from the ring and head back up the ramp to the backstage as the scene fades out.

Scene: Two
Scene Title: Cuck Fena
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Where: The Georgia Dome
When: March 24th 2009

The night has been moving long smoothly so far on Raw so far we’ve seen a great match between Christopher Daniels and Ted when the scene opens up in the backstage area of the Georgia Dome. In one of the many locker rooms in the back, the camera pans around what appears to be an empty room until it comes across Jack Swagger who’s now dressed in is ring gear and sitting on a folded steel chair with Torrie Wilson standing behind him rubbing his shoulders. Out of view camera the sound of the door to the locker room opening and closing again is heard but swagger who seems to be nnjoying is shoulder rub so much Swagger doesn’t hear it, then IWE broadcast team member Todd Grisham walks into camera view holding a microphone.

Torrie “Boise Belle” Wilson
Jack…

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
Yeah Babe ?

Torrie “Boise Belle” Wilson
Todd’s here.

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
Todd who ?

Torrie “Boise Belle” Wilson
Todd Grisham, you know that creepy little guy that did interviews back in the WWE.

Opening his eyes to take a look, the enjoyable grin disappears from Swagger’s face and turns to a look of disapproval that Grisham would interrupt the couple’s alone time.

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
What you want pewee ?

Todd “Mangina” Grisham
I was hoping to get a minute of your time.

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
Make it quick Herman, I‘ve got a match to finish getting ready for.

Todd “Mangina” Grisham
Well that‘s what I wanted to talk to you about actually, Earlier tonight you went out to the ring and made a few comments about your upcoming match. But and I hope you didn‘t mind me saying this but you seemed to have neglected to mention the sheer magnitude of the match it’s self.

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
Herman I haven’t neglected anything. I know the magnitude of this match, I know what awaits me after I win my match tonight. But for those who don’t why don’t you go on ahead and fill them in.

Todd “Mangina” Grisham
Well earlier tonight before we’d even come on the air it was announced that not only would you be making yor in ring debut here in IWE against John Cena but the match would be a qualifier match for the money in the bank ladder match that’s to take place at WrestleMania V. So not only are you going to be going on on one with one of the best IWE has to offer in your debut but you now also have the chance to take one step closer to being able to call yourself Mr. Money In The Bank.

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
Jack Swagger, Mr. Money in the bank. Has a nice ring to it don’t you think Herman. If fact the more I think about it the natural it sounds. like peanut butter and jelly, cookies and milk, bread and butter…it just goes, Jack Swagger as Mr. Money In The Bank. But first there’s the littlest of roadblocks to get through. You called him the best IWE has to offer, I say more like luckiest. See John I am Mr. money in the bank material but you John, well you’ve spent most of your career being Mr. right time right place. This time however your in the wrong place and you bet your ass it’s the wrong time. Don’t think for one second that this match between us is a coincidence. I choose you John, that’s right I specifically asked for you Cena. When a young lion looks to prove his dominance he goes after the pride’s leader and that’s exactly what this is for years now you’ve been in the position of pack leader and that that makes me the young contender to the throne. I know it’s been at least five months since you last truly where the man around here and technically Morrison is the “best” right now in IWE but you’ve sat in that spot more times than anyone that comes to mind so to me that makes you the top dog in my book and my number one target for now.

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
Tonight I am going into this match as the relatively unknown commodity. You however I know everything there is to know about you, abilities, strengths, weaknesses. Move for move I promises you I know what you’ll do before you even attempt do it. In case your not getting what I am saying to you John let me simplify to your level, You can’t beat me John, not tonight, not next week, not ever. You are but a mere speed bump on my autobahn to success. Success that I won’t let anyone deny me, like I said earlier John since the day I was born it’s been by destiny to be champion, John you picked the wrong night to come back and try to salvage what’s left of your career here in IWE. Tonight I prove that I am what I say I am the twenty first century superstar , I am a natural born superior athlete to the rest of so called “talent” in the back and tonight I going to finish what Evolution started five months ago and unlike Evolution I’ll get the job right and you won’t be coming back from what I’ll do to you.

Todd “Mangina” Grisham
I don’t know if you have heard but John Cena, arrived and he had some comments regarding your match tonight. Let’s take a look shall we…

Video footage of Cena’s arrival at the arena and the interview he had with Josh Mathews. After the footage has been shown the camera fades back to the locker room with Swagger, Torrie and Grisham.

Todd “Mangina” Grisham
…Any comments?

Jack “All-American American” Swagger
It’s just like John Cena to make light of a serious situation, doing what he doest best to trying to entertain the masses. Bravo John, Bravo indeed for entertaining little Tommy Wilkinson out there in the front row and the rest of the fifth graders out there you call your chain gang. But see what they don’t know and what I do, is that behind the humour your nothing but a scared little boy. I see it in your eyes John you don’t really know if you have what it takes to step back in the ring after all these months let alone it being against the calibre of athlete that your looking at right now. And your right to be scared John cause there’s absolutely nothing funny about what I am going to do to you out there in that ring. You can bring Torrie into this and try to play mind games with me but I’m too intelligent to fall for your sophomoreish antics. But here’s something for you and the rest of your wigger crew…a little rap of my own dedicated to you…

(SWAGGER CLEARS IS THROTE) My name’s Jack Swagger and I’m here to say, John Cena you best see sense and just keep out of my way. If you don’t I’ll beat your ass from pillar to post…Torrie might be my girl but tonight John I’ll make you my ho. WORD LIFE…Bitch!

Swagger pulls the straps of his singlet over his shoulders as the scene fades out to black.