Scene: One
The scene opens up in the backstage area in the locker room of the male PWE superstars. Many of the guys are situated around the room, and there’s a group of them huddled around a monitor watching what’s currently going on at pay per view. The superstars in the group are, Gregory Helms, Jimmy Hart, Brock Lesnar, Jamie Noble and Shelton Benjamin. They’re all laughing and joking with one another while watching the monitor and seem to be having a good time that is until Shelton feels the presence of a rather large figure right behind him. He looks to see who it is and to his ultimate surprise it’s his….
Scene: Two
The scene opens up in one of the many hallways in the backstage area the Compaq Center, the hallway appears to be completely deserted that is until Momma Benjamin is seen pacing up and down looking very anxious. She takes her glasses off and wipes the sweat off of her brow, she stops her pacing but it’s just to look at his wrist watch muttering something to herself just as the sound of a cell phone is heard ringing. Reaching into her handbag Momma Benjamin pulls out the phone, flips it open and begins to talk to the person calling her.
About an hour later the scene is in the outside parking out where a rather large beautiful black 2008 Cadillac Escalade has just pulled up to a stop. Inside the SUV “Welcome To The South” by Chamillionaire can be heard playing over the music system. Moments later music cuts out and the passenger door swings open and out steps Professional Wrestling Entertainment superstar Shelton Benjamin. He straightens up his clothing before collecting his roller case and gym bag from the back of his vehicle, noticing a bit of a smudge on the paint job just next to the rear lights he takes the sleeve of his “Pelle Pelle” Built To Last Eagle Hoody and wipes it off. With that he begins making his way towards the arena when he’s meet have way by his Momma who’s not looking to happy.
Scene: Three
The scene opens up in the backstage area of the arena with ten minutes left till show time. Shelton and his mamma are walking their way towards the gorilla position until Momma notices that Shelton is a little quiet.
Scene Title: Momma’s Back In Town
Location: San Antonio, Texas
Where: AT&T Center
When: November 4th 2007
::: Shelton B :::
MOMMA!?!
::: Momma B :::
Shelton Benjamin I done come all the way from Orangeburg, South Carolina to see my baby boy show everybody in PWE what we Benjamins are all about and low and behold I find you sat on your backside with the rest of your little friends watchin’ the show, the show you should have been a part of….
::: Shelton B :::
But mam…
::: Momma B :::
I DON’T WANT TO HEAR NO EXCUSICES, AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU DON’T INTERUPT ME BOY! You see what your problem is son is that your to willing to sit on your backside with the rest of these boys but at least some of these boy ae makin’ the momma’s proud having a match unlike yourself. That’s not the Shelton Benjamin I raised, the boy I raised would have demanded to be scheduled into the pay per view. You’re going soft me again…
::: Shelton B :::
Bu…
::: Momma B :::
NO BUT’S YOUR SOFT !…and I didn‘t raise no soft boys. You best get your mind right boy cause what happened to you in the WWE isn’t going to happen here in PWE you hear me. Your no sidekick to some little white boy from Oklahoma. You hear me ?
She pulls on his ears so that he gets face to face with her.
::: Momma B :::
I said to you here me !
::: Shelton B :::
YES MA’AM !
::: Momma B :::
good boy. Now go get your things and say goodbye to your little friends and meet me at the car…GO…and don’t ever eyeball me like again, your not too big for an asswhoopin’ from your momma.
Shelton collects his belongings and leaves the locker room to go meet his momma. The guys situated around the room just look at each other and burst out with laughter as the scene fades out.
::: End Of Scene One :::
Scene Title: That Boy’s Gonna Give Me Heart Attack
Location: Houston, Texas
Where: Compaq Center
When: November 15th 2007
::: Momma B :::
Shelton…?
::: Caller :::
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::: Momma B :::
Boy where the hell are you I’ve been here at the Compaq Center for an hour waiting for you to get here. What’s taking you so long!
::: Caller :::
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::: Momma B :::
A Girl!… I know your not talkin’ about that lil hoochie mama from last night.
::: Caller :::
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::: Momma B :::
How many times have I told you to stay away from those kind of girls….So where you and this hoochie at boy ?
::: Caller :::
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::: Momma B :::
Your still at the hotel…!
::: Caller :::
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::: Momma B :::
What’d you mean your still trying to get rid her
::: Caller :::
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::: Momma B :::
Well get some caffeine in the girl and boot her little behind out the door and get here as soon as possible…I’ve got you booked on tonight’s Impact show but Mr. McMahon wants a word with you before tonight’s show.
::: Caller :::
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::: Momma B :::
No I don’t know what it’s about but you better get here quick, That nice man was good enough give you a job here in PWE least you can do is show up on time
::: Caller :::
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::: Momma B :::
If you can’t wake the girl up then just leave her lazy behind in bed and get here as quick as possible!
Momma Benjamin hangs up his cell phone, places it back in her handbag and wipes the seat from her brow once again.
::: Momma B :::
Lord all might I swear that boy‘s trying to give me a heart attack.
With that Momma wonders off down the hall muttering to herself.
::: Momma B :::
This is what you call as soon as possible boy, you’ve kept me waiting another hour for your behind and not only have you kept me waiting you’ve kept Mr. McMahon. I didn’t raise you to be like that Shelton. Get to his office…now!
Without even getting a word in Shelton’s domineering mother sends him on his way, unhappy that he’s as late has he is. Leaving hands his luggage with Momma he heads of with his head down and goes on the search for Vince McMahon’s office. After about five minutes of searching Shelton notices former WWE diva and Stacy Keibler with her back to him. She busy getting ready fro tonight’s show, doing some stretches. Bent over from the waist she has her rare end in the air witch brings a smile to Shelton’s face and forces him to remark on it out loud which gets Stacy’s attention.
::: Shelton B :::
Damn
::: Stacy K :::
What…Oh hi Shelton, how’s things ?
Shelton watches on as she continues stretching when he feels a slap on the back of his head.
::: Shelton B :::
WHO THE HEL…MOMMA!
::: Momma B :::
Boy I told you to get to Mr. McMahon’s office and I find you here staring that this girl…I can see I’m gonna have to keep a closer eye on you.
::: Shelton B :::
Momma….Pleas….
::: Momma B :::
Don‘t momma me, come on boy I’ll take you there myself.
Pulling him by his ear Shelton‘s momma drag him in the driction of Vince‘s office as Stacy looks on laughing to herself at Shelton embarrassing situation.
::: End Of Scene Two :::
Scene Title: Momma Said Knock You Out
Location: Houston, Texas
Where: Compaq Center
When: November 15th 2007
::: Momma B :::
Baby you seem awfully quiet, what the matter ?
::: Shelton B :::
It‘s…It‘s nothin’
::: Momma B :::
Don’t you nothin’ me Shelton Benjamin.
::: Shelton B :::
Well when I got to the arena today everybody was kinda laughing at me. I even heard a couple of momma’s boy comments from a couple of the other boys.
::: Momma B :::
Momma’s boy…
::: Shelton B :::
Yes…A Momma’s Boy. I mean just cause my Momma loves me enough to come help me guide my career to where it needs to be and give me a little moral support, that doesn’t make a Momma’s Boy…does it ?
::: Momma B :::
Hush up baby. That’s just sticks and stones is all that is. All dem boy’s are just bitter cause they all know eventfully they’re gonna get this scrawny behinds beat my baby on his way to the top. That’s right you gonna whoop all their tails and I’m gonna be right here to see it happen.
A big smile spreads across the face of Shelton after hearing the reassuring words of his momma.
::: Shelton B :::
You right momma, and you know what.
::: Momma B :::
what baby ?
::: Shelton B :::
I bet it was Jack Evans that started it all cause he knows he’s the first of many that’s gonna fall before me.
::: Momma B :::
You know something baby, I think you just might be right on that matter. He knows he gonna get his tail whooped and he’s tryin’ to play with your head. But my baby isn‘t gonna let that happen is he?
::: Shelton B :::
Nuh-uh
::: Momma B :::
That‘s right, now let‘s go take care of this boy, oh and Shelton…
::: Shelton B :::
Yeah momma
::: Momma B :::
Knock him out.
Fifteen minutes later the scene opens inside of Compaq Center where the sixth Impact show has just got underway, the pyros have gone off and Mike Tenay and Jim Ross have already welcomed the audience at home watching on their televisions and with the smoke from the pyros have cleared the show gets underway with it’s opening contest between Shelton Benjamin and Jack Evans.
::: Lillian G :::
Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first…accompanied by Momma Benjamin from Orangeburg, South Carolina weighing in at two hundred and forty five pounds…SHELTON BENJAMIN.
With his music already playing over the PA System Shelton and his momma walk out from the backstage area to the top of the stage to somewhat of a mixed reaction from the fans…
…Walking down the ramp arm in arm, mother and son make their way to the ring. Shelton leaps up onto the ring apron as momma walks up the steel steps. Before garbing the microphone from Lillian Shelton pulls open the ring ropes to aid his momma into the ring.
::: Shelton B :::
Listen up people before that little wigger Jack Evans steps out on the stage an makes the biggest mistake of his dismal little career by steppin’ inside this ring with me. I want to take this time to address him. Now I’ll be honest when I got here I and I spoke with Mr. McMahon and he told me that I’d be facing off against PWE Intercontinental champion tonight in the opening contest I had to ask myself…just who in the hell Jack Evans is. I racked my brain over and over again but the name just didn’t sound familiar but then it clicked wasn’t he that little guy who disrespected me an my momma as we were leaving the AT&T center at the pay per view. Yeah that was him but that’s when I realised I didn’t know a thing about him so that’s when I whipped out my laptop and done a little research on Jack Evans. Turns out he’s quite the successful wrestler…on the independent circuit.
Looking at his momma he burst out with laughter.
::: Shelton B :::
Oh man that a good one. Successful on the independent circuit that’s about as impressive as…well it’s just not impressive at all really. This is who I get on my debut match some little white guy from parkland Washington who thinks he’s African American. Kid you can listen to all the gangster rap and wear all the do-rags and baggy pants you want but it’s not gonna change a single thing, you’re still nothing but a wannabe, a wannabe African American and defiantly a wannabe professional wrestler. Sure you’ve had a streak of luck runnin’ since you debuted, four matches, four wins and the biggest shock of them all some how you got pasted three other guys at Halloween Havoc to become Intercontinental champion, so I guess despite what I originally thought your not completely useless inside this ring, you’ve clearly got some skill behind you.
::: Shelton B :::
But despite how ever much skill you have or don‘t have is in no way comparable to the skills I own in this squared circle. Skills I’ve perfect over time since I started wrestling in the 10th grade at Orangeburg-Wilkinson High School I was an accomplished amateur wrestler while in high school, racking up a 122–10 win-loss record and was a two time South Carolina state high school heavyweight wrestling champion in both 1993 and 94. That in it’s self is more impressive than anything you’ve achieved in your wrestling career but it doesn’t stop there. While attending Lassen Junior College I went on to win the junior college national wrestling heavyweight title in 1996. Again it don’t stop there, while attending the university of Minnesota, I went on to become a two-time All-American heavyweight wrestler. And in 2000 instead of doing what everybody thought I would do and qualify for the 2000 Olympics, but I decided against it and pursue a professional wrestling career.
::: Shelton B :::
Which brings me to present day standing here and like yourself seven years into my professional career…but unlike yourself my seven have been filled with yet again accomplishment after accomplishment. Four times OVW Southern Tag Team Champion, Three times World Wrestling Entertainment Intercontinental champion, two time WWE tag team champion. Now I know listening to all those as probably brought doubt upon your abiltys of beating me tonight but don’t be to harsh on yourself kid although there nowhere near as memorable or superb as mine you do have had your own accomplishments over the past seven years. There was last year when you won the Dragon Gate Open the Triangle Gate Championship, the year before that you won the JAPW Tag Team Championship with Teddy Hart. And then there was the time you held AWA Washington Heavyweight Championship and the PWU Junior Heavyweight Championship…but on second thoughts…come on who seriously cares about those. You ain’t got a chance in hell kid.
Momma takes the microphone from Shelton and begins to talk about the situation.
::: Momma B :::
That right baby. Tonight that young Evans boy gets a to be the boy that my Shelton makes an example out of to show just exactly what every PWE superstar has coming their way when they get on the wrong side of a Benjamin. An asswhoopin’ of a life time, a Benjamin beat down and tonight after my Shelton is done with embarrassing the Evans boy it’ll prove the Intercontinental champion is a fraud and that that title belt belongs around my boy’s waist. Now Jack I know your back there so get your scrawny little behind down that ramp and into this ring with Shelton so we can get that asswhoopin’ under way.
Momma tosses the microphone back to Lillian, give her son a quick kiss on the forehead and takes her leave from the ring leaving Sheltin in the ring doing some last minute stretches before the match gets started.