(The UWF logo flashes across the screen)

(The opening chords of The Red Hot Chili Peppers "Tell Me Baby" Kick off the opening VT...and as it comes to an end: The entire UWF roster stands together, facing the camera, but glaring at each other)

WELCOME TO UWF FOREPLAY!!!

{We begin the show with Cameron Griffin, already in the centre of the ring, microphone in hand.}

Griffin: Ladies and Gentlemen, please give it up for your UWF World Heavyweight champion, the “Untouchable” Hannibal Cage!

{"Jambi" by Tool plays and out comes Hannibal Cage. He soaks in the reaction from the crowd, which is mostly hostile, with small sections cheering. He makes his way down the aisle and slides into the ring standing next to Griffin.

Cage: What’s this about Griffin?

Griffin: In due course Hannibal, in due course. Right now I’d like to have the 3WA World Heavyweight champion, “The Last Wrestler” Tom Hart, join us!

{As Motley Crue’s “King of Kings” plays the reaction of the fans in attendance is noticeably more positive for the perennially popular legend, TLW. Walking down the to ring, Hart takes a position alongside Griffin, across from Cage.}

Griffin: Firstly, let me say to both of you that the WccW couldn’t wish for two greater athletes to be representing the company as the UWF and 3WA champs.

Hart: Get to the point Griffin.

Griffin: Easy now Tommy, easy. So, as I was saying, myself, Drew and Mr. Penndragon couldn’t be happier with the job you’re both doing. However, I’m sure you’ve all heard or read the discussions about how having two champions leaves a lot of questions unanswered, namely, who’s the better man.

Cage: I’ve always known the answer, you should’ve just asked.

Hart: I suppose felt you’d be reluctant to admit that it’s me.

Cage: You must be going senile…old man.

Hart: Hmm, I’ve never been called that before.

Cage: Yes you have, you’re just becoming forgetful in your old age.

Griffin: Enough! Now, irrespective of whether the question needs to be answered or not, the fact remains that it’s time for this company to move on. No more UWF, no more 3WA. We’re the WccW and over the last couple of months we’ve successfully managed to unify all of the respective titles…bar the World Heavyweight crowns that is.

{The crowd pops in anticipation of where this announcement is leading.}

Griffin: Therefore, at Halloween Hell, it will be, the UWF Champion, Hannibal Cage, versus, the 3WA Champion, Tom Hart, to determine the first ever, undisputed, WccW Heavyweight Champion, of the world!

{The crowd go ballistic at this monumental declaration. Meanwhile, Cage and Hart simultaneously drape their title belts on the apron in front of them, drawing a line between themselves as an intense stare-down ensues.}

Griffin: And live next week will be the official contract signing! Good luck to both of you!

UWF Mike: Welcome back from commercial, and no you didn't miss anything. There was no introductions, no ring music. Both the returning Dan Roberts and new comer SphyNxXx made their way to the ring in a scuffle.

Snappy: Looks like both men are ready to start their WccW Careers. Wow, what a judo thrust to the throat from SphyNxXx.

UWF Mike: Roberts is clutching his throat and finds himself rolled into the ring by his opponent. Snappy: Well I can see that SphyNxXx has the fans booing him already. He's smiling, I think he likes it.

UWF Mike: SphyNxXx slips under the ropes and pulls Roberts to his feet. Grabbing his head and a leg, he suplexes him over into a bridge.

Snappy: Flexible guy isn't he?

UWF Mike: Roberts makes the quick kick out. Is SphyNxXx smiling?

Snappy: I think he is. Looks like he's not taking Roberts serious and that could be his first mistake.

UWF Mike: Roberts is sent into the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt on the return, before bouncing off the ropes with a shoulder block sending SphyNxXx to the mat.

Snappy: Roberts still has some speed in the ring. I would have expected some ring rust after his long layoff.

UWF Mike: Well he did claim that he spent his time away training.

Snappy: That he did.

UWF MIke: Vicious elbow dropped to the small of SphyNxXx's back, driving him to the mat.

Snappy: I think this guy is still smiling.

UWF Mike: Roberts rolls SphyNxXx over for a pin, but somehow SphyNxXx reverses it into a pin of his own.

Snappy: Close call for Roberts and it looks like he's not the only one with some speed in the ring.

UWF Mike: Both men or back to their feet with Roberts in a headlock. SphyNxXx is lifted and sent to the mat with a belly to back suplex, but he holds on to the head lock.

Snappy: I don't think Robert expected that.

UWF Mike: SphyNxXx reverses the headlock and drops Robert to the mat with a snap DDT.

Snappy: That will knock the taste out of your mouth.

UWF MIke: SphyNxXx has Roberts to his feet, looks like he is setting up another DDT.

Snappy: This guy seems to like high impact moves.

UWF Mike: SphyNxXx jumps up to the middle rope and slingshots himself over the top rope to the floor dropping Roberts neck first over the top rope.

Snappy: Damn, that made my neck hurt.

UWF Mike: Roberts is on the mat wiping at his mouth. Looks likes he's busted open Snappy.

Snappy: Well, welcome back to the ring Mr. Roberts, I hope you liked your vacation.

UWF Mike: Roberts is wrapped up in a small package, but kicks out.

Snappy: SphyNxXx is still smiling. This guy might not be playing with a full deck.

UWF Mike: SphyNxXx moves in on Roberts and catches a forearm to the stomach. He comes back again and catches another.

Snappy: Here it comes, so sad.

UWF MIke: Roberts is up on his feet. SphyNxXx catches a series of punches and forearms as he's driven into the ropes. Roberts send him across the ring, but instead of let go he pulls him back and catches him in the stomach with a high knee.

Snappy: SphyNxXx is doubled over, That knee had some force behind it and him being pulled back like that didn't help.

UWF Mike: SphyNxXx is sent to the mat with a gut wrench tilta-whirl back breaker.

Snappy: That was interesting.

UWF Mike: Roberts moves in for the cover, but SphyNxXx gets a shoulder up.

Snappy: That was close.

UWF Mike: Indeed it was.

Snappy: I thought it was all over.

UWF Mike: Roberts pulls SphyNxXx to his feet and drops him back to the mat with a leaping DDT. He moves in for the pin.

Snappy: He might get him.

UWF Mike: That's the three count, this one is over, Dan Roberts will walk out with the win tonight. Snappy: Hold on a minute. SphyNxXx is complaining to the ref.

UWF Mike: What's he got to complain about?

Snappy: He's complaining because his foot was under the rope and the pin shouldn't have counted.

UWF Mike: Well the referee is saying that he didn't see his leg under the rope.

Snappy: That's not right. That can not possibly count! SphyNxXx is the winner in my book.

UWF Mike: The ref's decision stands. There's nothing SphyNxXx can do.

Snappy: Well tell him that. He just tossed the referee into the corner and now he's getting ready to pummel him.

UWF Mike: Here comes Roberts back in for the save and SphyNxXx leaves rather quickly.

Snappy: I don't think this will be the last these two have seen of each other.

{Cut to the backstage area. Quentin Saint is seen striding down the hall with his head down, clearly focussed. Just then he bumps into someone and his WccW Television title belt is knocked from his shoulder, it’s expertly caught however by non other than Ice.}

Ice: Haha! You don’t grow up in Yorkshire without picking up some cricketing skills mate.

Saint: I guess not, nice catch, but I’ll have my belt back now if you don’t mind…mate.

Ice: Of course.

{Ice delicately places the strap back on Quentins shoulder, then he pats it for good measure.}

Ice: That’s certainly a nice looking belt you’ve got there son.

Saint: Yes it is and I intend to keep it.

Ice: You know, my last taste of gold didn’t quite satisfy my hunger, if you catch my drift.

Saint: I reckon I know what you’re getting at.

Ice: Good, maybe someday you’ll give me a shot at your title then?

Saint: Maybe, I guess that’s down to the match-makers, but if they decide you’ve earned an opportunity, then that’s fine by me.

Ice: Well then, sounds like it’s up to me to make sure they make that decision then.

Saint: Good luck with that.

{Saint then sets off as Ice watches on thoughtfully.}

Ice: Luck won’t come into it.

Rivers: My guest at this time is none other than UWF legend... Dan Roberts! Thanks for joining us, Dan.

Roberts: No problem, man.

Rivers: First off, congratulations on winning your first match back tonight. Controversial... but a win's a win!

Roberts: Exactly. And that's the mentality that you need to win in this world.

Rivers: Oh yes. But moving on to something much bigger. Shane Williams.

Roberts: Haha, yeah, Williams...

Rivers: The question on everyone's mind is why did you stop the attack on Moss last week?

Roberts: Simple. I wanted to return, and I wanted to return right. So I went out there and made things right. I know Hart has his hands full, so I'll get to him some other time. But right now, Williams has an International Title that I want. Plus it will be just fun to beat him too.

{Roberts walks away, determined.}

{Cut to the car-park area where Mike Rivers is seen rushing up towards Gavin Moss who has just exited his vehicle and is making his way to the arena.}

Rivers: Gavin! Gavin! Care to comment about your cousins actions on Showdown last week?

Moss: His actions? Oh, I suppose you’re talking about the closing moments when he hit me with a Blue Thunder driver, right? For a minute there I had no idea what you were talking about, because that aside, Shauns actions last week were non-existent.

Rivers: Indeed, it would appear as though Stetson had it planned from the start. He allowed you to take a hellacious beating at the hands of Williams and Hart, only to then finish the job off when you needed him most, how does that make you feel?

Moss: How does it make me feel? Let me ask you Mike, how would you feel if your own flesh and blood, someone you’ve idolised your entire life were to turn on you like that? I’ve gone out of my way to-

{Moss is suddenly interrupted by loud car horn and then both he and Rivers have to jump out of the way as a car screeches to a halt in the exact spot they were standing. The drivers door opens and out steps the “Forever Remembered” Shaun Stetson.}

Stetson: Interviewing curtain-jerkers now Rivers? That’s no way to impress the powers that be, you’ve gotta know that somewhere down the line this merger is gonna affect you announce guys as well as the wrestlers. Why don’t you give yourself a fighting chance and interview a real star?

Moss: Surprise, surprise. Shaun Stetson trying to hog the limelight, I should-

Stetson: You should what Gavin? WHAT?! You’ll do what you always do, NOTHING and that’s just what your so-called career is going to amount to…nothing. You’re pissing in the wind man, I should’ve taken you out months ago, maybe that way you would’ve woken up to the fact that you’re wasting your time trying to make a name for yourself in this business. You’ll forever be known simply as my cousin, the comparisons are unavoidable and you’ll never, e-e-e-ever live up to the expectations that my illustrious achievements has set.

Moss: Do you honestly think that being blindsided by you is going to make me walk away from all of this? Despite what you may think, I’m highly regarded in my own right as one of the most talented rookies this industry has ever seen. I’m going to be a success with, or without you Shaun and there’s not a damned thing you can do about it.

Stetson: That confirms it then. I waited too long to administer the tough-love. You go on believing that bull if it makes you happy Gav, but know this. When it all comes crumbling down, I’ll be there…laughing my ass off!

{Laughing obnoxiously, Stetson walks off as both Moss and Rivers shake their heads in utter disbelief.}

{We appear outside of the locker room labelled "WOG" but it has a strike drawn through it and a smiley face with the initials "HC" and "FU" on it. Inside, Shane Williams and Tom Hart are found, and the tension is pretty high.}

Williams smacks a glass of water off a counter and is about to upend a couch but TLW restrains.]

TLW: RELAX.

Williams: I want blood! This is ridiculous Tom. Every time I turn around, I've got some asshole thinking he's better than Shane Williams. I've got your best friend and protege Cage pissing me off this whole week, not to mention that dirty bastard Dan Roberts screwing up my match. And where are you in all of this?

TLW: I've got enough on my mind Shane. In fact....I've been having some regrets.

Williams: Regrets? You wanna drop the 3WA title to me and high tail it out of the fed now?

TLW: No, I just think I should get my head on a little straighter. I'm a Legend in this sport, and so far I haven't proven much of it lately. Last week with Gavin Moss...

Williams: Gavin Moss got what he deserved. Just like Dan Roberts is going to get what he deserves, and tonight, that son of a bitch Cage is going to get what he deserves. Don't blame yourself for other people being inferior.

TLW: Look, Shane....I've got a lot on my mind right now. I'm not sure if the approach I'm taking with Moss is appropriate. I see shades of me in him.

Williams: Oh give me a fuckin break! He's a puny little bitch. He'll drag you down. Just like the Wrath of God did to you. Just like Cage did.

TLW: I don't understand that boy.

Williams: Be prepared. You know he's going to aim low, so you have to aim lower.

TLW: What?

Williams: It's coming up...Halloween Hell is going to be upon us soon, and you know that you'll have to put him down for good. Put this federation out of it's misery of him and unify those titles for us. The Wrath of God is not dead!

TLW: If I must put down my best friend to keep this place balanced, then so be it.

Williams: You must.

TLW: You're right.

Williams: And I'm going to help you right now. I'm going to go and half way cripple the son of a bitch, and that way its easier for you at Halloween Hell.

{Williams walks to the door and opens it, sees the marker strikes through the WOG label and wipes them off. They won't come off. Hart stops him.}

TLW: Shane...

Williams: What?

TLW: Don't injure him too bad....

{There's a weird look on Williams face, wondering why TLW would say that...}

TLW: I want him to really feel the brunt of my sword. And I can't do that to a cripple. Save some of him for me.

{A sick smile twists on Williams face and he nods and leaves. TLW stands in the room and lets out a huge sigh, and there's a look of regret on his face as he contemplates his next move.}

{"Tubthumping" by Chumba Wumba begins to get piped into the arena}

#"We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing...........

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to
Keep me down"#

{The Surge makes his way onto the ramp way, a cocky smile on his face, and he actually gets a decent reception from the fans, some of which are singing along to the chorus of his new entrance tune..}

#"Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to
Keep me down"#

UWF Mike: Well we've gotta get underway somewhere.. and the Surge is as good a place as anywhere... right?

Snappy: You know, I didn't even know the Surge had entrance music, and I don't get why people like this guy, he sucks so hard that he both sucks and blows at the same time.

UWF Mike: I think hes got a bit of the Eric Young vibe going on....And if anybody knows about sucking and blowing its you, right Jake?

Snappy: Hey, I do the jokes around here... and who the hell is Eric young?

{Mikes reply is drowned out by the sheer volume of noise that greets the sounds of A specially modified version of Fall Out Boys “This Ain’t A Scene” playing over the speakers. The entire arena is on their feet to welcome one of their heroes}

#"I am an arms dealer.
Fitting you with weapons in the form of words.
And don't really care, which side wins.
As long as the room keeps singing.
That's just the business I'm in."#

{The crowds’ roar intensifies as "Major League" Jason Reubens bursts through the curtain, a smile on his face and a mischievous glint in his eye}

#"He’s Major League, this is Ja-son Reu-bens
He’s Major League, this is Ja-son Reu-bens
He’s Major League, this is Ja-son Reu-bens
Used to be Bár-baro Ta-lón, but I digress"#

Snappy: speaking of blowing, what the hell is going on in Reubens head? If that were me I'd have got myself a Money in the Bank rematch against Hannibal Cage, but this guy wants to show integrity by earning the the opportunity again?

UWF Mike: I'm surprised you even know what that word means Jake..

Snappy: What? Rematch?

UWF Mike: indeed.

{With Reubens and The Surge in the ring the referee in charge of proceedings, Dave Bennett, rings the bell to get us underway. Surge circles around the ropes trying to rouse a decent cheer from the fans. They humour him.. Rebens raises an eyebrow before walking over to the far side of the ring and making a "louder" gesture with his hand. This time the crowd really cheer}

Snappy: Wait a minute!!.........1..............2..................3! MY GOD! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! SURGE PINS REUBENS WITH A ROLL UP!!

UWF Mike: MY GOD, MY GOD!!! I DON'T BELIEVE.... the nonsense that comes out of your mouth sometimes Jake, That was barely a one count, what are you on about?

Snappy: Just having a little fun with the people that keep up with WCCW through the internet Mike!

UWF Mike: Ass!

{It seems like Reubens appreciated his opponents attempt at a little quick thinking though, he's in the process of holding out his hand for the Surge to shake. Despite the smile on Reubens face and the fact that he has one hand behind his back The Surge seems a little unsure}

Snappy: Don't do it! Don't do it! He's a viper!

UWF Mike: A viper? Reubens is one of the nicest peo.... oh

{Surge finally relents and reaches out his hand, which is shaken cordially, before being followed up with a boot the gut, Reubens wastes no time... he hooks him up, lifts him up and..}

UWF Mike: 23 SKIDOO!! This ones over folks!

{Reubens looks at the camera with a twinkle in his eye and a "gotta love me" smile on his face. He gives a shrug of his shoulders for extra "playful innocence" before dropping to his knees and pinning The likable loser for the three count}

#"He’s Major League, this is Ja-son Reu-bens
He’s Major League, this is Ja-son Reu-bens
He’s Major League, this is Ja-son Reu-bens
Used to be Bár-baro Ta-lón, but I digress"#

Snappy: I told you he was a viper....

UWF Mike: See, what you've done there Jake is mixed up the words "Viper" and "winner".

{Cut to Hyde and SphyNxXX who appear to be in the basement of the Coleman Coliseum arena.}

SphyNxXx: GQ ASSASSIN and Elochi have no idea what awaits them at Halloween Hell.

Hyde: Don’t underestimate them, Elochi’s a legitimate monster and there’s a lot to be said for the cunning of the GQ One.

SphyNxXx: I don’t do negative thinking Hyde.

Hyde: Nor should you. Positive thinking is a useful tool, but I feel I must council caution as far as over-confidence is concerned.

SphyNxXx: Do I detect apprehension? Lest you forget what I am capable of? I will strike fear into Elochi and outwit the ASSASSIN, for those two individuals, Halloween Hell is indeed, aptly named.

Hyde: Lest you forget that they have the element of surprise on their side. We will be stepping into the unknown.

SphyNxXx: Stepping into the unknown appeals to my sense of danger.

Hyde: So regardless of the stipulation, irrespective of their obvious strengths both physically and mentally, you’re confident that we’ll walk out of there as the new Team champions?

SphyNxXx: Any other outcome is unthinkable to me.

Hyde: Good, that’s exactly the kind of mind-set I was looking for. We shall continue to allow them to think that they have the upper hand, it will only serve to make our decimation of them all the more enjoyable.

SphyNxXx: Who will be left? They will. What will be left of them? Whatever we see fit to leave.

Hyde: IF we decide to leave anything at all, that is.

SphyNxXx: I always like to leave something, if only to ensure that my next victim envision what’s in his restricted future.

Hyde: You’re the personification of malevolence SphyNxXx…we’re going to get along just fine you and I!

{"You Don't Know" hits and out comes, of course, "Showtime" Alex Shaw. He is receiving a better reaction from the crowd as usual. He storms out, not happy, nor should he. His fiancee has left him for his father who just recently got out of prison. Also who he thought was his soon to be son is now his Dad's. He steps in the ring and grabs a mic. But before he can begin, the PennTron now shows Jack and Veronica Shaw. They are both all smiles, polar opposite of Alex.}

Jack: Ah, hello there, son of mine.

Alex: Shut the fu-

Veronica: Alex watch your language! Didn't your mother ever teach you... oh yeah...

Alex: Cut the crap, tramp.

Veronica: How dare you-

Alex: Shut up. Listen, for one I cannot believe you two. I thought I had seen the most despicable people, but now I see you two.

Jack: Oh cut the drama, Alex.

Alex: Fine. Then let's cut right to the chase. You two think you're so good?

Veronica: We KNOW we are.

Alex: Hoping you'd say that. I don't want you here, and you don't want me here.

Jack: That's true.

Alex: Then let's settle this once and for all.

Veronica: What do you have in mind?

Alex: At Halloween Hell, me against you two, loser or losers leave WccW!

{Crowd pops at the thought of that match.}

Veronica: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm pregnant, I can't risk that. And besides I will sue WccW for every penny if they force me into that match.

Alex: Whatever, you're not even the subject here. What do you say... "Dad".

Jack: If you think for one second-

Alex: What's wrong? Scared? I knew it. I knew this when I was growing up and I still know it now. You're the biggest cowards there ever was.

Jack: Now listen here-

Alex: You kill your own wife, oh what a man. You knock up your son's fiancée, you really are a loser. So if you're so much better than me prove it.

Jack: I'm not-

Alex: Prove it you motherfucking coward!

{Unfortunately, we are live so no way to censor anything. Alex will be getting a fine, that's certain. Jack is furious now, tired of insults from his son. Veronica is trying to hold him back, but he doesn't listen.}

Jack: You're on!

Alex: Good, see you then.

UWF Mike: The Shaws will do battle at Halloween Hell, I can't wait!

UWF Mike: Welcome back to Foreplay. I'm UWF Mike alongside Jake Snappy.

Snappy: The rumbling, tumbling, most enthusiastic announcer on the WccW staff...me!

{"Real Solution #9" by White Zombie picks up over the PA system and out from the back steps Elcohi with GQ Assassin at his side. The crowd begins to boo as the WccW tag team champions make they're way to the ring.}

UWF Mike: This is Elcohi's first singles match to think of it. GQ may be at his side but it's one on one action tonight.

Snappy: One on one, tag team, triple threat, whatever it may-be Mike, those are the tag champs and they hold WccW gold for a reason. Who cares! Elcohi, I'm sure, will be able to fair well on his own. Look at him!

{Both Elcohi and Assassin are now in the ring walking around, not paying attention to the crowd. You see Assassin talking into Elcohi's ear. Suddenly, the lights dim and the sound of Johnny Cashs' "God's Gonna Cut You Down" blares over the PA. The arena lights up in a glow of red as Hyde comes out from behind the curtain. The crowd pops and Hyde walks towards the ring staring straight at his opponent.}

UWF Mike: Well, Hyde hasn't been himself in recent weeks but he still comes out here to fight. A former 3WA heavyweight champion, this man is no stranger to getting in the ring and battling with men bigger or smaller. I'm sure it helps that there is a bit of history between these men as well. Snappy: Your right about one thing Mike, a FORMER champion and I don't even remember the last time Hyde has had anything go in his favor. It's better if he crawls back under the rock he came from.

{Hyde waits at the bottom of the ring and looks up at Elcohi. He grabs the second rope and pulls himself up. He stands on the ring apron and steps over the top rope.}

UWF Mike: Elcohi charging Hyde! And the ref rings the bell. Elcohi throwing blows and kicks as Hyde tries to stand on his two feet.

Snappy: Elcohi has the upper hand and is now backing Hyde into the corner. He keeps his forearm against Hydes throat and the ref is counting. But, for what?!

UWF Mike: Because a choke is illegal Snappy. Elcohi now breaks at the four count and backs up a bit. Elcohi comes back in but Hyde grabs him and reverses him into the corner, starting to unload with his own flurry of shots. Hyde now takes Elcohi out from the corner and throws him against the ropes....Elochi bouncing back and a clothesline by Hyde.

Snappy: Elcohi doesn't go down! Ha! Wait...Hyde now bounces himself off the ropes and comes back in and a flying clothesline!

UWF Mike: That will do it! Elcohi now hits the mat and this crowd is now into this match-up. Hyde now with the cover. 1...2... kickout by Elcohi. Hyde gets up and starts to stomp on Elcohi. He grabs him by the head and lifts him off the canvas.

Snappy: Argh, Hyde is completely in control right now. What the hell is Hyde doing?? He throws Elcohis arm around him and hooks him for what looks to be a suplex.

UWF Mike: Hyde not letting Elcohi get a chance, brings up the big guy...just barely and back down onto the mat! Look at that strength by Hyde. He goes for the cover again, not wasting anytime..1...2.. kickout!

Snappy: Hyde is definitely frustrated. Assassin continues to look on from the outside. And here we are again with Hyde picking Elcohi up again. He now holds him by the back of the hair and the ref should be reprimanding him for that.

UWF Mike: I disgress. Hyde grabs Elcohis face and shoves him back into the ropes. Elcohi bounces back and Hyde with a big throat thrust! Elcohi staggers back into the ropes..Hyde backs up a little bit...Hyde now rushes at Elcohi with a clothesline.

Snappy: And Elcohi moves! Hyde goes crashing to the outside! Elcohi now on his knees pulling himself together. The ref checks on Elcohi and begins his count.

1...
2...
UWF Mike: Someone better watch the GQ Assassin. Looks as if theres something on his mind.
3...
Snappy: Don't mind him Mike. Elcohi now rolls out underneath the bottom rope and goes to the outside as well. The ref is trying to get him to come back in but Elochi is ignoring him and rightfully so.

UWF Mike: He shouldn't ignore an authorities orders but in wrestling, no one ever listens to the poor ref. Elcohi is now putting the boots to Hyde. He picks him up and whips him into the guard rail! Elcohi kicks away as Hyde slowly falls to the floor again...and the ref with his count again.
1...
2...
Snappy: Elcohi picks Hyde up now and throws him into the steel steps! And he hits hard!
3...
4...
5...
UWF Mike: Elcohi looks up at the ref, down at Hyde and now he's positioning himself to get back into the ring.

Snappy: Watch Hyde!! He's getting up! Hyde holds his arm but makes his way back to the ring.

UWF Mike: Well Elcohi is back in the ring...Elcohi, though, tries to go back outside the ring and now the ref is stopping him. Like I said, somebody watch Assassin!

Snappy: Ahh! And Hyde can't make it back into the ring because the GQ Assassin just chop-blocked Hyde and he's down! That's some team work.

UWF Mike: Assassin has no reason to get involved! Now Assassin tries to pick up Hyde while Elcohi continues to distract the ref. C'mon!

Snappy: Ah, the Assassin laying in a few shots before getting Hyde up. He finally gets the big up and tries to get him in the ring but see, now Elcohi comes over and helps getting Hyde back into the ring.

UWF Mike: Yeah...and now Elcohi begins to choke Hyde. This is absurd. This isn't a tag team match, it's not even a handicap match. Elcohi now breaks the hold. Hyde rolls around and Elcohi gets up and looks out into the jeering crowd. Now..Elcohi turns his attention back to Hyde who’s slowly getting to his feet.

Snappy: Look at Hyde! Grasping the ropes to get back up now. But there’s Elcohi, and he looks to be lining Hyde up...Hyde slowly now makes his way to his feet....Hyde turns around..

UWF Mike: What a spear by Elcohi! Hyde crashes right back down to the mat! Elcohi gets on top of Hyde now and goes for the cover...And the GQ Assassin giving a helping hand again?!

Snappy: Ha! Assassin grabs Hyde’s bottom leg as the ref counts..
1..
2..
Hyde tries to fight it off but it's too late.
3!!
And there's your winner!! Elcohi defeated the FORMER 3WA heavyweight champion.

UWF Mike: With assistance. Hyde was stuck between a rock and a hard place. And now what's going on?

Snappy: Well..Mike...the GQ Assassin now gets in the ring and points down to Hyde and Elcohi goes right after him by stomping on him. That's what's going on now and Hyde is stuck between not a rock and a hard place but the WccW tag team champions.

{The beat down continues only for a few seconds until the lights in the arena goes out and children can be heard throughout the arena laughing. "The Small Hours" suddenly riff right through the speakers and SphyNxXx comes shooting out from the back. Elcohi and the GQ Assassin turn they're attention to the entrance way.}

Snappy: Oh, what is this? He's not supposed to be included in this match.

UWF Mike: The match is now over Snappy and SphyNxXx dives in underneath the bottom rope! He starts to trade shots with both Assassin and Elcohi but they're too much for him. SphyNxXx covers himself but continues to try and fight anyway.

Snappy: And this is what he gets for trying to be a hero.

UWF Mike: Hyde sits up! The crowd now gets behind SphyNxXx as Hyde slowly gets to his feet. Hyde gingerly walks over and grabs the Assassin by the back of his head and throws him down. Elcohi and SphyNxXx just continue to trade lefts and rights with one another. Hyde though, getting Assassin off, now goes after Elcohi and grabs him by the back of the hair. Hyde wraps his hands around Elcohi’s throat now!

Snappy: Yes!! Assassin clubs Hyde in the back a few times and Hyde lets go of his grip. The champs are smart and bail out.

UWF Mike: I think the champs were about to be in some trouble. SphyNxXx looks out towards the WccW tag team champions and Hyde stares them down. Hyde looks back at SphyNxXx and nods at him. Elcohi and Assassin stand at the top of the entrance way looking at both men in the ring.

Snappy: Well..luckily for Hyde and SphyNxXx, the tag champs left.

{Cut to the office of Cameron Griffin, where he is talking to someone, but due to the camera view, we can only see him and not who he is talking to.}

Griffin: Good to have you back!

{The camera then turns and we see... Crane as a big pop from the crowd is heard!}

UWF Mike: Oh yeah, Crane is back!

Snappy: UWF represent!

Crane: Good to be back, Cameron. I hope this place will be just as good and competetive as the UWF.

Griffin: Oh yeah, it is.

Crane: Good, just the way I li-

{Crane is cut off as someone comes in the office, and we hear before we see, it's Jason Reubens.}

Reubens: C'mon Cameron, The Surge? I know I've been on a bit of a drought lately but-

{Reubens stops dead in his tracks when he sees Crane. He then shows the famous Reubens smile.}

Reubens: Oh, sorry, man, sometimes I just start talking and never stop! The name's Jason Reubens, and you're...

Crane: Crane.

Reubens: Crane eh... rings a bell...

Crane: Well, I was a UWF North American Champion, so I've been around a while.

Reubens: Aha, that could be it.

Crane: Well Cameron, thanks for having me back, and I better go now catch up with some guys about old times. Good meeting you, Jason.

Reubens: Aye, have a good one man.

{Crane leaves the office and immediately Reubens gets back on his subject as Griffin just shakes his head.}

Reubens: So yeah, like I was saying, The Surge?...

UWF Mike: What a show we've had tonight.

Snappy: And let me guess, you're about to say, "Well, it's only gonna get better!"

UWF Mike: Well, yeah...

Snappy: God, Mike, you're so predictable.

UWF Mike: Anyway... this match WILL be good seeing these two have been at each other's throats these past months, but have never met in the ring, one on one. But tonight, they face off, and it should be awesome! Let's go to the official introductions!

Ashley Buckingham: It is now time for the Foreplay main event! It is a non-title match and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from The House of Pain, weighing in at 243 pounds, he is the WccW International Champion... this is "The Machine"... Shane... Williams!

{"Wake Me Up" hits and out comes the always smug champ, Shane Williams. He wears the International Championship proudly on his shoulder, showing it off to the crowd, showing them why he is better than them.}

UWF Mike: Williams is never at a loss of confidence.

Snappy: I wouldn't be either if I was him.

Ashley Buckingham: And his opponent! From Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 234 pounds, he is the UWF World Heavyweight Champion, this is... Hannibal... Cage!

{"Jambi" by Tool hits and out comes the reigning UWF champion, Hannibal Cage. He looks down at his title, proud, but knows that he wears it only for a short amount of time, as soon enough it will be replaced with the WccW World Heavyweight Championship.}

UWF Mike: Cage against Hart at Halloween Hell, that should be a classic-

Snappy: It will, but right now, here comes Williams!

{Shane Williams slides out of the ring and meets Cage at half way on the entrance ramp and they immediately go at it!}

Snappy: There they go, it's on!

UWF Mike: Has the bell even been rung?

Snappy: Who cares?!

UWF Mike: Well, in any event, Williams and Cage trading shots back and forth! Cage now taking the advantage with a big right that sends Williams reeling and steps back a few feet. Cage now grabbing Williams' head and smashes it against the steel barricade! He ain't pretty no more!

Snappy: So you thought he was pretty...

UWF Mike: It's just a saying, Jake! Anywho, Cage now dragging Williams towards the ring and throws him towards the steps! Williams stands with his back to the steel ring-post. Cage now going under the ring.

Snappy: Oh, God, he just pulled out a steel chair! Is that legal?

UWF Mike: The match has never officially begun, Jake, anything's legal! Cage now charging with his chair, swings, Williams side-steps at the last possible second, causing Cage to slam the chair against the ring-post!

Snappy: Williams now up and dropkicks Cage into the ring-post!

UWF Mike: Williams now rolls Cage into the ring, and the match is officially on! And Williams going for the cover!

Snappy: This one could be over even before it starts!

UWF Mike: One! Two! No, Cage throws the shoulder up!

Snappy: That's why he's the champ.

UWF Mike: And this is why Williams is also a champ, he is continuing the assault. Kicking away at Cage. The ref is trying to break them up, to let Cage have a even chance, Williams isn't listening. He pushes past the ref, and goes to pick up Cage, oooh, cheap shot, Cage with the poke to the eye!

Snappy: Genius!

UWF Mike: Cage now quickly up, goes behind Williams and hits a devastating full nelson Russian leg sweep!

Snappy: What a move!

UWF Mike: Cage with the cover, but only two. He now picks Williams up and whips him in the corner. Cage now charges and drives his shoulder into Williams gut. Cage now picks Williams up and sits him on the top rope.

Snappy: And I bet you're just dying to say, "Oh my God! What's he gonna do up there?!"

UWF Mike: Well, aren't you sarcastic, tonight?

Snappy: Meh, I'm in one of my moods.

UWF Mike: Fair enough. Cage now goes up with Williams and is trying for a superplex it seems, but Williams is putting up quite the fight! Williams doing the ol' punch in the gut on the top rope strategy.

Snappy: Ah, love that one.

UWF Mike: Yes, and Williams now pushes Cage off the top rope! Cage to the mat, and Williams positions himself properly. Cage now back up, big missile dropkick! Williams now with the cover!

Snappy: Pancakes!

UWF Mike: WHAT?!

Snappy; Just trying to screw you up...

UWF Mike; Well, you fail- oh, there's one! Two! Thre-

Snappy: Shoulder up, Mike! Jeez, stay on top of your game.

UWF Mike: One more smart-ass comment, and you're gone. Let's just try and stay professional for once, please?

Snappy: Fine...

UWF Mike: Good. Williams now arguing with the ref over the call, but the ref won't budge. Williams now going back over to work on his opponent. He gets right on Cage and is hammering him with some lethal shots.

Snappy: Think we'll see blood, Mike?

UWF Mike: You'd like that wouldn't you, Jake?

Snappy: Damn right!

UWF Mike: Well, you just might get it! Williams is really giving it to Cage.

Snappy: Aw come on, the ref is pulling him off.

UWF Mike: Well, he is using closed fists.

Snappy: Phooey. Back in my day-

UWF Mike: Please, don't start with that! Back to the action, it appears Williams is just as displeased as you, Jake. He is arguing with the ref and he does not see Cage beginning to rise. Cage now up and pushes Williams into the referee!

Snappy: Brilliant!

UWF Mike: Wow, Cage will go to any extent to bend the rules-

Snappy: And win.

UWF Mike: Call it what you want. In any event, Cage now quickly up and begins to regain control. He is stomping on Williams and is now making his way to the corner and oh, there's the cheating again, ripping the padding off the turnbuckle.

Snappy: It is safe to say... this will hurt.

UWF Mike: You think? Cage now moving towards Williams and picks him up. He whips him towards the exposed turnbuckle, but Williams stops himself before hitting it! He now turns around and ducks as Cage goes over him and-

Snappy: Cage lands on the second rope!

UWF Mike: Rare agility shown by the champ! Williams turns around now, Cage with a dive, Williams counters with a kick to the gut!

Snappy: Williams now in control!

UWF Mike: Williams now gets Cage in position and goes for The Pain!

Snappy: But Cage slips out!

UWF Mike: Williams now pushed and he connects with the exposed turnbuckle! Williams now turns around, stunned and-

Snappy: Last Kiss Goodnight! LKG! LKG!

UWF Mike: Cage with his devastating finisher, and drapes himself over Williams.

Snappy: And the referee is coming to!

UWF Mike: No, not this way! One.... two...........three! There it is, this one's over.

Snappy: Another win for the champ.

{Cage's theme hits as he gets up and his arm is raised by the referee. He looks down at Williams, with a cocky grin on his face, knowing that he has proved once again why he is the best. Cage then spits on Williams before standing on the second turnbuckle where he shows off his UWF World Heavyweight Title.}

Snappy: Now there's a real champion-

UWF Mike: Wait, look who has decided to pay a visit!

{From the back, 3WA World Heavyweight Champion Tom Hart steps out at the top of the entrance ramp. A bitter stare down ensues between the two champs. The trash talking then begins and since they are far, it is being yelled, meaning we can understand everything they say.}

Snappy: Oh, man, I can't wait for Halloween Hell when these two get it on!

UWF Mike: Neither can I! But unfortunately, right now, we're out of time! For Jake Snappy, I'm UWF Mike, thanks for joining us, and make sure you watch Showdown live next Wednesday night! Goodnight everyone!

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