'cody clark'
The scene opens to the arena. The ring is carpeted with a tile like finish. In one corner of the ring sits a marble sink, in another a marble toilet bowl. In the center of a ring is a huge hot tub, bubbling hot. Standing around the ring are a team of security guards in full riot gear - shields, batons, helmets and visors. 2 Guards arm the ramp facing towards the entrance, 2 on either side of the ring facing the crowd and one at the back facing the commentary position. Sitting in the hot tub is the bleached-blonde head of The Idol Bill Dynamite. He sits back and grabs the mic sitting on a table near by.
Bill Dynamite
Oh yes, It's that time again, folks. It's time for the greatest chat show a bathtub has ever seen, Bill's Big Bath! As you may notice, I have a team of security guards standing at ringside protecting my idolized arse. I'm here to have a talk show, not take an ass whooping from some long-haired sissy-boy with a beard that's almost as ridiculous as his infatuation for midgets! A midget calling himseld "Mini Bill" might I add. Yes, incase you haven't guessed it, I'm talking about Lawrence Jarvis, the so-called Franchise. Well Franchy, I dare you to show your face tonight, because if you make it past the guards, you'll be getting your overrated arse kicked by not only me but my next guest, Ladies and Gentlemen, Cody Clark!
The lights in the arena dim and then turn blue. A sexy woman's voice says "Having Class Is A Joke..." as loud pyro goes off starting from each end of the stage, meeting in the middle with one huge bang as "The Seduction" by He Is Legend hits the big screen. Cody Clark appears on the stage and most of the crowd cheers. Cody walks down the ramp, taking no interest in the fans. He walks up the stairs and stands on the apron looking into the crowd for a moment before getting in the ring. Once in the ring, he walks to the other side and stands on the second rope, raising one fist in the air while pyro explodes from each turnbuckle. Scaring the living shit out of Bill.
Bill Dynamite
Cody Clark, my man, hows it goin?!
The lights fade to a golden glow, "To Kill A Stranger" by Fozzy starts blasting out over the PA system and the fans all raise to their feet, some are cheering but the majority are booing. Smoke starts filling the ramp as the pyros explode.
Jerry Tans
Uh oh, The Franchise is coming!
Cody and Bill look to the stage, the two security guards at the front walk ready to the bottom of the ramp, batons and shields in hand.
Bill Dynamite
Woah woah woah! Hey make sure he doesn't come through the crowd, make sure you're ready!
The security guards at the side of the ring parade the barrier looking out to the crowd as the guard at the back rolls into the ring facing the backs of Cody who's standing and Bill who's still in the bath. The guard throws his shield and baton down and pulls the visor from his head to reveal The Franchise Lawrence Jarvis. The crowd goes nuts.
Jarvis grabs the side of the bath and tips it over, sending Bill's naked ass and gallons of soapy water spilling all over the ring and to the floor. Cody looks around to see Jarvis grab a baton and so he rolls out of the ring as quick as he can and escapes through the crowd. Dynamite tries to get to his feet but slips on the soap and lands on his blubbery arse. The guards catch wind of what's going on in the ring and charge Jarvis as he picks them off one by one with baton shots to the ribs and head. After all the guards are lying prone in puddles, Jarvis turns to Bill and smiles sadistically as he helps him up to his feet, Bill looks worryingly into Jarvis' eyes and gets a kick to the unprotected balls and a FRANCHISER for his troubles. Bill lies face down in a puddle of foam and Jarvis exits the ring and chases down Clark.