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This week in Bill's Big Bath is Anthony Johns.
Bill: Hello Anthony
Anthony: Hello there Bill... I am excited to be in the first Bath... it soudns exotic
Bill Dynamite: before we begin i'd like to ask if you're gonna join me in trunks or will you be joining me o'natural?
Anthony: I think trunks would be better suited
Bill Dynamite: ok well i'm gonna be going commando, just to let you know
Anthony: ok.. just dont get mini bill near me
Bill Dynamite: mini Bill is over at Jarvis' house... oh you don't mean the midget do you, you mean... ah... His name isn't mini Bill... He's called Voyager.
Anthony: I like that... its.... interesting
Bill Dynamite: thanks. so what kind of shower gel or soap will we be using and why?
Anthony: I think Coast soap is good, as I use that when I take a shower
Bill Dynamite: ok are we going for bubbles?
Anthony: yeah... so the people don't get a glimpse of... Voyager
Bill Dynamite: right. excuse me while i whip this out
Anthony: ...Uh... ok
Bill Dynamite: dont be embarrassed
Anthony: I'll try not to be
Bill Dynamite: ok. what album are we listening to this week in Bill's Big Bath?
Anthony: Well, my music preferences differ from yours. How about The Streets?
Bill Dynamite: so is it A Grand Don't Come For Free? or Original Pirate Material?
Anthony: A Grand Don't Come For Free... its more uplifting
Bill Dynamite: ok. So Anthony if I could start by saying im quite impressed by your taste in music and your physique
Anthony: well, thank you... I try to keep up with the best of the best
Bill Dynamite: what are you looking forward to the most at Happenstance?
Anthony: I'm looking forward to the Elimination Chamber... all 6 men are the best in the BWF... besides that Legend guy, and I think they will give their all
Bill Dynamite: you got any picks for the winner?
Anthony: Cody Clark will walk away as the BWF Heavyweight Champion
Bill Dynamite: do you think he needs to do a bit more this week?
Anthony: I think so... if he can pump out a rp or two like his first one, He'll walk away untouched
Bill Dynamite: i was Cody's best man at his wedding and I'm well known as Cody Clark's Biggest Mark, so I HOPE that he walks away with the belt, but in this crazy game we play... you just never know!
Anthony: exactly
Bill Dynamite: what do you make of my recent comments regarding Bill's Annoyance Of The Week?
Anthony: Well, they were very interesting. You seem to have a hatered for Chamelion in the BWF... maybe you two should fight someday
Bill Dynamite: well i dont have a hatred for Chamelion, just a recent annoyance. But a Dynamite/Chamelion match one day would surely kick a lot of arse.
Anthony: yes, maybe as much as a Legend/Chamelion match
Bill Dynamite: i like how you escaped that question without really answering it
Anthony: Thats what I know best
Bill Dynamite: what shampoo will we be using?
Anthony: Head and Shoulders... the women in the commercial are always attractive
Bill Dynamite: do you suffer with dandruff?
Anthony: I used to but thanks to head and shoulders... i don't. I better get some damn money for advertising
Bill Dynamite: wow its like a commercial... just so that we are fair i would like to point out that other anti dandruff shampoos are available
Anthony: yes, but not as good
Bill Dynamite: ok well who do you see as The Future of BWF, besides the Legend?
Anthony: Well, I personally see Kyle Cross as the future of the BWF
Bill Dynamite: please go on
Anthony: WEll, he is an amazing wrestler, and I have been a fan of his since he first came to the BWF... I imagine him to win the Happenstance Tourney, and go on to face Clark at Danger Zone in another classic
Bill Dynamite: Clark and Cross have both recently shown what they've got, do you see a change of power in BWF with those two rising to the top?
Anthony: well, they will knock out who I think is on top right now, and that is Chamelion and Captain Marticus
Bill Dynamite: changing the subject slightly, if you could have one woman in the world to join us in this bath, who would it be?
Anthony: Sofia Vergara
Bill Dynamite: who in the hell is that?
Anthony: That is a Spanish model, who was in such movies as "Chasing Papi" and "Soul Plane"... she is, in my opinion, the hottest female on earth
Bill Dynamite: well those movies sound awful so i'm happy to say i've never seen them. But i'll take your word for it anyway. To be honest, i'd hit anything in a skirt, even if it IS scottish.
Anthony: maybe you and Exie should hook up then, hes from Scotland
Bill Dynamite: good looking chap, it'd be a pleasure to invite him into the bath one day
Anthony: it would be an intersting edition of the bath
Bill Dynamite: finally, is there anything you would like to add to this week's of Bill's Big Bath?
Anthony: well, you need a large rubber duck... floating in the bath, that would be awesome
Bill Dynamite: noted. next week there will be a rubber duck and i will call him anthony.
Anthony: Call him Seymour Butts
Bill Dynamite: i'll decide what to call him, thank you very much.
Anthony: sorry sir...
Bill Dynamite: so i'm afraid it's time to Pull the Plug, thanks for joining me, Anthony
Anthony: Your welcome... and by the way... I love the move Billy to Billy...
Bill Dynamite: thank you, it's one of my favourites too. It would be a pleasure to land it on you one day... and it would be a pleasure to have you back in the Bath one day too
Anthony: Will do... I'll make time for it