'the promo: episode five' - Recorded immediately after Violence went off air – (( Bill lays in what’s left of the table Scott Royal just put him through seconds earlier. Dunn, Royal, Poyntz and Bollinger have left the ringside area. Czecher and a referee attend to the Idol as the crowd leave the arena. Czecher slaps Bill across the face to wake him up. Bill slowly comes to, Czecher and the ref help lift him up to a sitting position. Bill shakes his head clear of cobwebs and breathes a huge sigh of despair. )) Bill: Oh God that hurt. Did what I think just happened, just happen? Czecher: That all depends on what you think just happened. Bill: What if I said that I think Eric Poyntz turned up, and I got my ass hurricanrana’d through a table. Czecher: Yeah that just happened. Bill: Ah in the name of Scott Palmer… This is just great. How can it get any worse? Referee: Uh Bill, you’re hotel called, apparently your room has been broken into. Bill: Ohhh what?! Shitter shitter shitter! Czecher: Don’t worry about it, man. You have your health… … … Czecher: Ok maybe not health… Wealth? (( Bill shakes his head )) Czecher: Listen, who cares about all that. You have a World title match at Bound for Glory. It’s on the up for you. You’re on the road to fitness and you’re odds on to be the 1st World Champion. But right now, you look like shit. C’mon Bill, lets get you home. (( Backstage, Bill and Czecher cross paths with AJ Epic )) Bill: EPIC! What the hell was that? Epic: What the hell was what? Bill: THAT! I just got my ass handed to me out there and you’ve gotta make sure these type of things don’t happen? I mean, Eric Poyntz turning up? Then getting my ass put through a table? What are you gonna do about that?! Epic: Ok, first off, I had no idea Poyntz would be here tonight. Second, you really shouldn’t have been out there in the first place. It wasn’t your business. So you can hardly complain, you were about to put Dunn through a table! Bill: That’s beside the point. Dunn is an irritating little geek addicted to fruit machines. Everyone wants that idiot through a table. But me? I’m the Idol… I’m the Razzmatazz of Show Bizznazz, everyone loves me… Nobody wants to see me go through a table! Epic: Well how would you like your own back? Bill: I’m gonna get my own back. At Bound for Glory when I tear ‘The Dyldo’ apart for the World Title. Epic: Not just Dunn… Bill: … And Royal? Epic: … And… Bill: … And Poyntz? Epic: And Poyntz. 6-man tag. Next week on Violence. Bill: 6-man tag? Me, Czecher and… Epic: Bollinger. Bill: Hey he’s not too bad. Epic: Exactly. Bill: This might be fun… Epic: Oh and Bill, before you go… I noticed you’ve lost a few pounds since you signed, you think you can knock off some of that beef before Bound for Glory? Bill: I’m working on it. (( 2 Days later. Bill and Czecher stand in the gym, working out a plan. )) Bill: Ok, so you got it? Czecher: Got it… Bill: Ok repeat it back to me… Czecher: Uh… I got to… Bill: No… You’ve got it all wrong! Czecher: How do you know? I only said 3 words! Bill: I know you, you don’t have a clue. Forget the plan. Let’s just go and whip some ass. I’ve got Poyntz. Bollinger can have Dunn, since he got screwed by him and I’m gonna whip his ass at the PPV. Czecher, you can have Royal. Czecher: Why don’t you want Dunn? Bill: I’ve got Dunn at Bound for Glory. I’m gonna get my chance. But Bollinger, he’s not gonna get another chance against Dunn, and Bollinger deserves to get his hands on him. I want Poyntz because I want to hurt him. Bad. I mean Baaaad. Take him out. Reduce him to a quivering wreck of a human being. Put my foot square up his… Czecher: I get the picture. Bill: Here’s the point. I’m having a busy as hell week… I don’t have time for this. This Promo? It sucks. Why? Because I don’t have the time for a good one. Plus, it’s a 6-man tag… Not the World Title… I’m not gonna waste my good material on a dumb 6-man tag, which will probably have a screw-job ending anyway… Czecher: Promo? Right now? This is a promo? Bill: Damn right. And I think it’s about time this pathetic excuse for a promo ended. Right now. back