Yeah so it’s late this week, what the fuck you gonna do about it, Tonto? Anyway, I couldn’t exactly release the Shoot without the Monday Night Wrestling results released could I? But here it is, Bill Dynamite’s 3rd instalment of mindless rambling.

I’ve met some whiny little bitches in my time, but the whiniest bitch of all whiny bitches is most certainly Mark McNasty. You see, backstage at BWF, it’s just a total joke. A serious conversation doesn’t last five minutes before turning into a discussion about thongs. One girl just popped in to say hi and it ended up a total farce with everyone talking about how gay they are. So my point being, everyone is in there taking shots at each other, having a joke, but as soon as Bill Dynamite or Lawrence Jarvis takes a shot at McNasty, he starts crying and feeling sorry for himself. “Why did you say that about me… why… Just leave me alone…”. Either this guys needs to grow some balls or shut the fuck up for a second. If I ever came back to BWF, Mark McNasty is number one on my list.

I noticed recently that a little runt by the name of Mad Dogg is running around All Pro towers every day trying to talk to Scott Palmer about a possible part time contract. It’s also come to my attention that Palmer has ignored his calls, and has not sorted out any kind of deal. Mad Dogg has improved recently, since his eWo days, and I’d be very happy to see him do well in this game. But unfortunately, he’s stuck in the BWF graveyard. He’s an eWo’er in BWF, and everybody knows, that combination just doesn’t work. Dave Blazenwing seems to have his greasy mitts or his bloodshot drunken eyes on pretty much every title in the company. Primetime Title? World Title? Tag Titles? Make your damn mind up; you can’t have it all. Why don’t you offload another title to your rent boy, McNasty?

Another thing that’s pissed me off this week is the lack of conversation backstage at All Pro. I’ve noticed BWF has been quiet too but personally I don’t give two shits about that, I care about All Pro. Just a little while ago, we were all throwing jokes out there, Jarvo with his ridiculous phrase of the month or whatever – running around like a 10yr old on speed. Everyone was having a good laugh and there was something new to chat about every time I dropped into All Pro. But it’s gone quiet and I’m not happy about it. Jarvo, I know you’re feeling rough, but I urge you to get posting your ridiculous lines. Palmer, stop being such a fag, I know you say you’re busy but we’ve all been busy, you’re starting to sound like McNugget, you little gay.

Right so Jarvis beat Czecher on Monday Night Wrestling, and it was as close as it could get. Jarvis may have been lifting up that title at the end of the night but the belt still belongs to Czecher, so give it back. The title isn’t yours yet, Jarvis, you’ve got to wait until New Heights, and you’ll get your chance then. But I don’t think it’s gonna be as easy as some people think. Czecher’s All Pro Champion and Satana Pike was the 1st winner of the strap, they’re not there to make up the numbers. I’m looking forward to New Heights and after I dispose of Scott Palmer I’ll take a seat in the front row and watch it with the rest of the fans.

This week, there’s SOME card. Some excellent matches. Torborg/Meadows should be a firecracker. Pariah/Legend is gonna be quite a test. The main event rocks the shit and Scott Palmer will stroke his ego by facing mini-Bill or something. The card looks excellent, one show before New Heights; so you guys better perform or you’ll be the subject of next week’s Shoot!

Idol Out.

Promo of the week: Jarvis and it midget fascination.

Shit-fest of the week: Pike’s lateness. Get it together, you’re in the Main Event at New Heights. Get your shit together or I’ll be dragging your arse out and putting myself in the match.

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