So The Shoot is back into your system, which means two things… 1) Billy D is back! And 2) He’s found his mojo. When All Pro turned from promising promotion to a ghost town, left to rot by a careless owner, I completely lost interest in this game. Scott Palmer is known, perhaps more than me and Erin Jacobs for his unreliability, but even I didn’t expect him to walk away from All Pro wrestling that quickly. Most importantly, All Pro was set to be the scene of Billy D’s 40th Birthday Celebration, and for that, I’m pissed.

I’m annoyed that on All Pro’s last show, I lost to Scott Palmer. He and his FWL “legends” cheated me out of a win, and since the company folded, I was unable to get my revenge. Lawrence Jarvis won the All Pro Championship that night by beating my boy Czecher and Satana Pike. Congratulations to him, but it was clear that I was the true franchise player in that promotion, and it would only be a matter of time until I beat him for the strap. It could have been a classic; the match that made All Pro. The Franchise Lawrence Jarvis versus The Idol Bill Dynamite for the All Pro title. It could have been a match to retire on. The decider. It stands at 1-1 between me and Jarvis, and that match would have proved who was the better man, and therefore neither of us would have a reason to keep on wrestling. It’s that question that myself and maybe Jarvis will continue to ask until we get an answer. And for that Scott Palmer, the next time I see you will be a day you’ll remember but wish to forget.

But enough of All Pro, the place that never was, and onto a place that could be: Project x Wrestling. The vibe I get from this place is unreal. It has an air of originality about it. An air of creativity. An air of… eWo? It has the talent, no doubt, does it have the longevity? I damn well hope so. Looking at the shows so far, T@kedown has been immense. I can see huge potential in the promotion and the roster. But not only that. What I see is a main event scene that not only has talent, but a compelling (and rich) story to it. I’m talking about Lawrence Jarvis and Cody Clark.

Everybody knows my feelings towards Jarvis; tremendous talent, shame he’s an arrogant bastard… there’s only room for one of those, and that’s me! It’s only a matter of time before I prove it once and for all. Everybody should know my feelings towards Clark. In BWF, I publicly stated I was Cody Clark’s Biggest Mark, and he went on to win the BWF World Title. I was then honoured to be asked to be his best man at his wedding, and this is where it all started, Cody Clark marrying Kimberly Jarvis, the apple of Lawrence’s eye.

When I first got the call, I pissed myself laughing. I sat at night and thought of Cody Clark banging Kimberly Jarvis… and then I sat and thought of myself banging Kimberly, and then I thought of myself and Cody double-teaming Kimberly. And then I thought of me banging Cody… Then I stopped drinking for a little while because it was getting crazy. But the point remains that I got a kick out the fact that Cody Clark, this scruffy, hardcore fighting son of a bitch was nailing the pretty, intelligent daughter of Lawrence Jarvis. Mainly because anything that pissed Jarvis off, made me smile. But I see now that it’s so much more serious. It’s clear that this feud will not have a happy ending and I can guarantee, after one stands over the other, all blooded and battered, there will be tears rolling down the face of Mrs Kimberly Clark.

But before we see that, we’ll witness the greatest chat show to have ever been shown on television. The unscripted, un-censored, x-rated show wrestling has craved since its creation. Yes, I’m talking about Bill’s Big Bath, and it’s px:w incarnation premiers THIS WEEK on Takedown – and it promises to be bigger than ever. Wait til you see the guest I have lined up.

But did I sign a deal with Project X Wrestling to host a chat show every now and then? You’ll have to wait and see, won’t you?

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