Okay, I admit I left a lot of people out of The Shoot this week, but don’t think I’m not thinking about you. And if you were pleased you weren’t in The Shoot this week, think again, I’m releasing this 2nd Part to Issue 4, to tackle the nitty-gritty issues.

I spoke mainly about Project X, but everybody knows there’s another promotion out there, a promotion that myself, Jarvis and Cody were in a while ago. I’m talking about the shambles that is BWF. Now what could I possibly say about this place that you don’t already know? The place is a total mess. One week, Blazenwing is firing his Board of Directors, then he’s hiring new ones, then he fires them and hires the old ones, then he fires a couple of them, hires them again and fires them again and expects there to be continuity backstage.

“I’m a sensitive guy.” He says. “I take things personally.” Well you should have considered that running a wrestling promotion entails being on the receiving end of some moaning. “I can’t take the bitching.” Then I say go somewhere where there isn’t bitching, if there is such a place, because this is WRESTLING, and BITCHING is what it’s all about. This business is built around egos. I have an ego, you have an ego, even Dave has an ego, and when you lose, and think maybe you should have won, you moan… That’s how it works. If we all just accepted that we lost all the time, people would take advantage of you… “Oh don’t worry about screwing him out of the title shot, he never says anything.” I find it absolutely outrageous that Dave expects to go through life, not just wrestling, but life, thinking that nobody should bitch, nobody should moan and NOBODY should DARE to have a different opinion to D-Blaze!

And on top of the that, there’s the issue that Dave, whether you like it, accept it or not, puts himself over more than anyone else on the roster. Maybe the “Prodigal Son” Exie gets away with whatever he likes, despite the obvious fact that he’s slipped down in quality since this “Golden Couple” bullshit. Talk about BOREFEST! Anybody in or out of Blazenwing Wrestling Federation knows that if you’re going into a match with Blazenwing, you expect to be beaten. Fuck talent, Blazenwing doesn’t give a fuck, if he has to rip your title off you for his own use, or put the title on a 110lb girl, he will… and the fucker will do it by challenging the champion to a… PLAYSTATION MATCH!

So after all this, is it any wonder that BWF lost a hell of a lot of great talent by this stage? I think not. But it gets worse. I know this shit is gonna be mentioned in every second-rate, Billy D rip-off column from here to Cancun, but we all know, I’m the ORIGINAL straight shooting son of a bitch, and whether it’s The Legend, Cody Clark, Torborg or any other piece of trash column, The Shoot came to you first with 100% raw material, 100% uncut and uncensored, and started a craze, but we all know that nothing beats the original product. Often imitated, never duplicated, The Shoot is the one and only column you need to be reading.

I digress.

BWF announced that Genesis would be its last PPV before forming some new promotion that looked about as exciting as a Torborg promo while watching 400 laps of NASCAR. Then Blazenwing said that it wouldn’t be called Genesis anymore because the PWA peeps had all fucked off. Why? Because Blazenwing probably didn’t use them like they should, he probably couldn’t take seeing people from another promotion go over guys from his own… ring a bell? eWo anyone? So he changed it to Tainted Twilight, excuse me while I go and piss my pants at this abomination of a PPV name that sounds like it’s ripped from a My Little Pony movie.

After all this bollocks, all this wanking about, Blazenwing changes his damn mind and decides to stick with BWF… But a BWF without ANY BITCHING WHAT SO EVER. Good luck with that, hope it works out for ya, sounds as ridiculous as Anthony claiming he’s black. And goodbye to XTC who shared an opinion once in a while, we’ve lost so many good men, dammit…

So then I move on to Mad Dogg, the guy I had faith in from eWo to keep improving and improving and improve is what he has done. Suddenly, he looks like the only eWo’er (except Clark, who was a BWF bitch before eWo) to be making decent strides in BWF. All of a sudden, Blazenwing has decided that Mad Dogg is in fact The Future. Well it’s about time, but Mad Dogg, I have to wonder what you see in BWF. What is it about the place that you like? Is it the fact that it’s falling apart? Is it that its corrupt? Do you like it because anyone who’s any good has left and you feel you can step up to main event via default? I hate this Mad Dogg shit. Mad Dogg this and Mad Dogg that, if he wants to stay in BWF then fine, but when there’s a big title opportunity, and Dave goes for himself over you, don’t come crying to the eWo boys because we warned you and we’re not gonna change your diapers now.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a shoot.

I’ll be back soon to shoot all over your mommas face, so stay tuned.

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