'the trouble with me' ::Bill Dynamite is fresh from his victory over British Brawler on Overload. 2 Days have past and Bill still finds Czecher's 2nd shovel shot on Brawler on Overload hilariously funny. He keeps running it through his head over and over again, laughing every time he sees it. Bill and Czecher are filling up at the gas station. Bill has already annoyed one of the gas attendants and they have refused to serve him. Instead of losing his temper, he opts for the easier and most law-abiding choice of filling the car up himself. Czecher waits in the passenger seat of Bill’s Jaguar XJS. A bleeping noise is annoying Czecher on the dashboard, he frantically searches for where it’s coming from. Bill looks into the car and notices Czecher looking like a chicken as he moves his head to where he thinks the bleeping is coming from:: Bill: What… On EARTH… Are you doing? Czecher: There’s a bleeping going on and I can’t find where its coming from. Bill: Oh… It’s my fax machine. Czecher: Fax machine? In a car? Bill: Yeah. Everybody’s got one. Here, let me get it. ::Bill reaches into the car and pulls the piece of paper from the fax. He stands up, reads it and laughs hysterically:: Czecher: What? ::Bill keeps laughing:: Czecher: What? What’s so funny? ::Bill laughs still:: Czecher: What the hell can be that funny? Is it British Brawler’s salary? Bill: It’s funny, but not THAT funny. Czecher: What the hell is it, Bill? Bill: It’s a memo about Overload. This has gotta be a joke. Czecher: What?! Bill: I’m teaming up with Scott Palmer against Brawler and Shane Masters in a tag match on Overload! Czecher: Oh I know that. Bill: And you didn’t think to tell me? Czecher: I thought you knew… Bill: Uhm… No. Czecher: Well you know now. Bill: Czechs, this is ridiculous! I can’t team with Scott Palmer! Scott Palmer is the most annoying and irritating little dick-cheese on TV. The way he struts around with that cocky smile on his face, that really gets up my ass… Makes me wanna slap the damn smile right off his face. ::Bill throws $20 at the nearest attendant and gets back in the car. He taps the dash board in tune with the song on the radio and sings along:: Bill: “Oooh, fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars…” Czecher: Jeez Bill… Do we have to listen to Tony Bennett? Bill: Yes we do. Tony is a calming influence on me. Czecher: Have you booked those anger management courses yet? Bill: Not yet. I think I can handle it on my own. Czecher: So you were saying… about Scott Palmer? Bill: I was just thinking. It makes me wonder. Scott Palmer and Shane Masters must be feeling a little left out. Scott isn’t in the limelight anymore so he books himself and Masters in a Hell in a Cell match at Hell & Back. And if that wasn’t enough of the limelight, he books himself in a tag match, teaming up with ‘The Idol’ Bill Dynamite. Last week on Overload, I beat Brawler within an inch of his measly little life all by myself… With no help what so ever. My biggest enemy of all time and I completely dominated him like his daddy used to. I dominated that match, I was on fire. My first match in 6 months and I cleaned house. Just imagine, Czecher. If I’m THAT good when I’m out of practice, what is it gonna be like when I get a few matches under my belt. I’m gonna rule the show. I mean, who is gonna stop me? Brawler? Palmer? Masters? Who? Jacobs aint around anymore… Lucky for him, because I would’ve had to take a world class beating to him. So who’s around to stop me? Nobody. God I can’t wait til Hell & Back when I get to beat Brawler AGAIN. This time for the X2W Undisputed Championship. I’ll have a bet with ya, Czechs. I bet you 20 bucks that I whip his ass and take his title in 5 minutes! Czecher: That’s quite a bet. I’ll take it! Bill: I’m gonna make you eat that $20. Yunno, there’s one guy I’m seriously worried about in this tag match on Overload, and it’s not Palmer or British Bitch. It’s Shane Masters. He’s one weird little gimp. If I was Brawler, I’ll be worried that he’s gonna drug me again. I mean, who knows what this guy gets up to when he’s got a muscle bound freak like Brawler all drugged up. Who knows what a weirdo like Masters does in a situation like that. I was meaning to ask British Brawler on Overload if he’s had any pains in his ass since the ‘incident’ with the drugs. But then I realized, Brawler is probably no stranger to pains in his ass. Czecher: I hear he visits San Francisco frequently. Bill: I bet he does. I know Brawler isn’t gonna be too happy about teaming with Master’s but I guess he’ll just be happy to get his little hands on me again. He had his chance on Overload. Yunno, nobody’s taken it to me like that before… They say I never fought nobody but I’ve fought Brawler now, the X2W Champ, and I beat his ass. He piledrove me through a table, that hurt like hell… LIKE HELL. But I got up. And he couldn’t keep me down with the Atom Splitter either, somehow, I stood back up and landed the DYNAMIGHTY! But that wasn’t enough for me. I knew the fans had paid their money to come and see Bill Dynamite do his thing. The fans got their money’s worth on Overload, it was a great show… Especially that T4D/Stryfe tag match. But I don’t think the night would be complete unless I tried the Idolizer. I climbed the turnbuckle and flew off like an eagle. Then I landed that splash like the F’n superfly baby! BAM! The Idolizer, 1…2…3! Dynamite is the #1 Contender… What a moment. Czecher: Brought a tear to my eye. Bill: British Brawler must be wishing he never said a bad word to me. He kept saying how he was gonna avenge his brother’s death and how he was gonna pay me back for the time I ruined his brother’s funeral. Well he tried, and he hurt me. He hurt me good. But it wasn’t enough. He’s gonna have to come up with something bigger than what he had on Overload. The problem for Brawler is that most people look at tapes of their opponents and watch the matches they lost to see their weaknesses, but nobody has beaten me… Nobody has pinned me for the 1…2…3. EVER! And the thing is, they never will. And he can look through every tape of me wrestling since I started but he won’t find a single weakness… reason? I haven’t got a weakness. I only have strengths. I think that Brawler will really have to pull his finger out his ass on Overload, because if I beat him AGAIN… If I beat him twice in a week, then I will have a huge mental advantage going into Hell & Back. British Brawler is gonna have to ask himself if he has it in him. The thing is Czechy, I don’t think he does. Part II coming soon. back