Nick Sellers;"Well, BJ, I have to say tonight I'm a bit disappointed."

BJ Cummings:"Oh? And why would that be Nick?"

Nick Sellers:"Tonight Brandi James-Young will not be the host of the Fiasco."

BJ Cummings;"Yes, but that's because she had her son only a few short days ago."

Nick Sellers:"You know what that means BJ?"

BJ Cummings:"That Brandi is a mom?"

Nick Sellers:"Way to go captain obvious...It means that Brandi is the hottest Mom ever! And will be strutting back out here in sexy little things soon enough."

BJ Cummings:" I can hardly wait."

Nick Sellers:"You and me both!.."

BJ Cummings;"So why then is the Fiasco set up? Why is there a show this week?"

Nick Sellers::Because Mr. James is a genius. He knows how much these people love the Fiasco Show.."

BJ Cummings:"You think that people actually like seeing the guest humilated and insulted by AWA's Goddess?"

Nick Sellers:"It's what they pay for.."

BJ Cummings:"Ok....not like they don't come to see any of the other superstars.."

Nick Sellers:"Kid yourself all you want BJ, but I know who matters.."

[ BJ rolls her eyes as Nick grins. A bright violet light shines at the top of the entrance way and over the PA system pumps "Butterfly" by Crazytown.]

BJ Cummings:"Who the hell is this?"

Nick Sellers":"It's a violet light BJ...That means Brandi! Maybe she changed her music!"

BJ Cummings:"Why is she here? she just had a baby!"

Nick Sellers:"Give it up BJ, don't you know Brandi James is Super Woman. She can do anything!"

BJ Cummings:"Wipe your mouth Nick, you're drooling.."

[ After a few moments a cloud of white smoke goes off and runing through it is last weeks Fiasco guest...Jamie Brant. Jamie smiles and blows the crowd kisses as she waves and bounces down to the ring. She climbs into the ring and leans over the ropes to get the microphone from Betty Bangzer.]

BJ Cummings:"It's Jamie Brant!"

Nick Sellers:"Good thing poor Brandi isn't out here that chick is crazy."

BJ Cummings:"She's just excited to be here!"

Nick Sellers:"You can tell yourself that all you want. You still spell psycho the same way.."

BJ Cummings:"You're just mad that she's not jaded yet.."

Nick Sellers:"Oh yeah that must be it."

[ The fans cheer as Jamie plays to the crowd once the music dies down Jamie squeels.]

Jamie Brant:"Never fear people, there will be a Fiaso Show this week!"

[ Jamie jumps up and down and claps her hands. then tries to gain her composure.]

Jamie Brant:"I promise that I won't let you guys down! First though I'd like to say congrats to my IDOL and AWA'S ONLY TRUE GODDESS Brandi James-Young on the birth of her son Nolan William Young."

[ The crowd mixes cheers and boos as Jamie tries to work them up in a cheerleader type fashion.]

Jamie Brant:"And you should see how cute he is! I did ask Brandi if she would have liked to share baby's first picture but she said how all of you aren't worthy."

[ The crowd boos and chants..."bitch, bitch, bitch." Jamie stands there with her mouth opened and points to the arena as she spins in a circle.]

Jamie Brant:"With behavior like this it's no wonder Brandi thinks you poeple aren't worthy. And I for one think she's right!"

[ Jamie nods then crosses her arms and looks like she's pouting.]

Jamie Brant:"Alright enough of this...I'm going on with the show just as planned. So now I'd like to give all the boys and girls in the back a once in a life time oppertunity. I'm going to allow anyone who wants to be on the World Famous Fiasco Show there chance to come down and do just that! But I have to warn you, it's first come first served."

[ Taking a few moments to wait No one steps forward. Jamie shifts her eyes, then looks up at the entrance.]

Nick Sellers:"Awe, Poor Jamie no one is coming."

BJ Cummings:"Yeah, it's because they're all afraid of her."

Nick Sellers:"That's poppy cock!"

BJ Cummings;"Who says poppy cock, anymore?"

Nick Sellers;"Is there no end to your jelousy BJ?"

[ Back in the ring Jamie looks a bit scared. She then bites her bottom lip and raises the microphone to her mouth again.]

Jamie Brant:"I'm guess you guys back stage didn't hear me, cuz you're having too good of a time...But I'm offering you a chance to be on the Fiasco Show...So come on down!"

Nick Sellers;"Good Girl Jamie, That should do it."

BJ Cummings:"I wouldn't count on it."

Nick Sellers:"You can count?"

BJ Cummings:"Shut up!"

[ Jamie patienly waits and a few seconds later nothing. She begins to look a bit more angry and taps the microphone as a loud hiss travels around the arena.]

Jamie Brant:"I'm just making sure the microphone is on! And it is..So what the hell are you people waiting for? This is a golden oppertunity! I neearly died when I found out I was going to be on the Fiasco Show last week! Don't you know it's something you people can only dream about?"

[ Jamie huffs.]

Jamie Brant:"I'm trying to make your dreams come true people can't you see that? Don't you know that this will be the high point in your career, or the thing that will make you get noticed? Brandi James is the standard of greatness..! Here's your chance people...Own the MOMENT!"

[ Again Jamie waits and no one comes. She stomps her feet and begins to curl up her fist with her face turning red and her eyes fill with tears.]

Jamie Brant:"Brandi's right! You people are ingrates! You don't deserves to be on her show! None of you are worthy! Do you hear me..None of you are worthy! I'm done!"

[ A very upset Jamie Brant drops the microphone and runs out of the ring. The crowd begins to get hostile then "Money Talks" by Ac/DC hits. Mr. James steps out with a scantily clad blonde on his arm. She's dressed in a dress the size of a bandanna. Mr. James helps her in the ring and gives you the once over.]

Nick Sellers:"Now that's more like it.."

BJ Cummings:"This can't be good...and I actually have to say I feel bad for Jamie..With no one coming out."

Nick Sellers:"Ah, the kid will get over it. It will build character."

BJ Cummings;"She's nuts already Nick, What if this drives her over the edge?"

Nick Sellers:"Hush, BJ there's a beautiful woman in the ring with Mr. James...sssssshhhh."

Mr. James:"Never fear scum and low lifes..."

[ pausing as always for the reaction Mr. James is delighted to hear the up roar of boos.]

Mr. James:"Glad to know you haven't lost your touch."

Nick Seller:"Don't they know Mr. James demands respect?"

BJ Cummings:"To get respect you have to earn it.."

Nick Sellers:"So says the commentator who makes the least amount of money."

[ waving his hand Mr. James leans towards the woman an whispers in her ear. She blushes then rubs his arm.]

Mr. James:"Now many of you may think I'm cold. Infact many of you this of me as...let's just say it...a not nice guy."

[ immediately the crowd begins chants of "asshole...asshole..."...Mr. james grins form ear to ear.]

Mr. James:"Or, even that...but I'm here to tell you that tonight, I'm about to make a love connection. That's right this little lady here, fell in love only about a week and a half ago..Young Lady, would you mind telling these people your name and whom you fell in love with?."

[ The woman gets close to the microphone and speaks.]

Woman:"My name is Tiffany Logan..and I work at a place in Miami called Club Rollexx....I'm an entertainer there and I work under the name Mercedes...About a week and a half ago, I met a man there, and yes..I'm in love with him...His Name is Rick Young."

Nick Sellers:"Can you say divorce BJ, cuz Brandi James-Young sure can! Infact..I think I'll just refer to her as Brandi James."

BJ Cummings:"this is low, even for Mr. James standards."

[ Pretending to be a bit shocked Mr. James covers his mouth.]

Mr. James:"So tell...us Tiffany what happened?"

Tiffany Logan

Tiffany Logan:"Well, I was working like always when I was approached by this guy."

Mr. James:"Rick Young?"

Tiffany Logan:"NO your son CJ...Anyway he told me that Rick was having his bachlor party and that I should give him a lap dance. So we went over and I saw Rick, and I just was in total lust..he's so good looking and big in the shoulders..Just my type."

[ Mr. James rolls his eyes and pretends to gag.]

Mr. James:"Like they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.."

Tiffany Logan:"Rick, is just my type, and I gave him one hell of a lap dance."

[ interrupting her and pointing to the Titan-tron Mr. James chuckles.]

Mr. James:"Yes, you did...I give you ladies and gentlemen the proof!"

[ The titan-tron flickers and a series of photos showing Rick Young being given a lap dance by Tiffany Logan. "Mercedes". She smiles as if she's remembering giving rick the lap dance.]

Mr. James:"Intersting...very interesting...So Mercedes...what exactly would you do in order to get near Rick?"

Tiffany Logan:"Anything.."

Mr. James:"Really? anything?"

Tiffany Logan:"Yes."

[ She winks and runs her hands down the fron of his chest. Mr. James gently runs his index finger down her nose.]

Mr. James:"In that case get on your hands and knees and bark like a dog."

Tiffany Logan:"What?"

Mr. James:"You heard me..Get on your hands and knees and bark like a dog! It can't be any worse than taking your clothes off for a living..Now do it!"

[ Tiffany delays at first but Mr. James snaps his finger and points. Tiffany gets on her hands and knees and walks around the ring on all fours..barking.]

Tiffany Logan:"Ruff...ruff...ruff...ruff.."

Nick Sellers:"Mr. James is God!"

BJ Cummings;"He's the devil, that poor girl."

Mr. James:"Louder...Louder..remember you're suppose to want Rick..You want him?"

[ Tiffany stops and looks up at Mr. James.]

Tiffany Logan:"He's all I want.."

Mr. James:"than louder...And don't stop, I didn't say to stop!"

[ Tiffany again crawls around the ring barking this time echoing the arena as Mr. James puts the microphone near her lips.]

Mr. James:"That's it..show daddy the little slut you are!"

[ Mr. James pushes Tiffany down and she falls landing on her side. He looks at the entrance ramp and yells.]

Mr. James:"Come get your whore Ricky! While she still wants you...Come on Ricky...why kid yourself. Brandi is only going to leave you anyway..Come get your little toy.."

[ Mr. James waits but nothing. He looks at Tiffany and drags her up by her hair.]

Mr. James:"Let's go rag doll time to go find lover boy."

[ Not fighing back she let's Mr. James roughly handle her.."Money Talks" Hits and Mr. James and Mercedes the stripper make there way up the back to find rick.]

Nick Sellers:"Ah Love is in the air Bj, can't you feel it?"

BJ Cummings""Not really.."

Nick Sellers:"Heartless wench.."

[ The camera fades and cuts to commercial.]