BJ Cummings;”It looks as if Nick that we will be graced by Brandi James –Young this week It appears that after not having her show last week her father was a tad upset.”
Nick Sellers:”I know that I was not being able to see my goddess last ..And BJ, I must correct you, child…she’s just Brandi James..”
BJ Cummings:”Right...Nick but I’m sure the wedding ring on her left hand makes her a Young…”
Nick Sellers:”Only to Rick…”
BJ Cummings;”Good God…here we go. She hasn’t even appeared yet and already your all hot and bothered.”
Nick Sellers:”Well she does make regular appearances in my mind a few times a day…Man her feet must be tired from running through it..I know my hand gets a bit cramped.”
BJ Cummings;”Now there’s a vision of you that I can do without,..”
Nick Sellers:”Ssssh, here she comes..”
[ All the sudden over the PA “My Goddess” by the Exies blares over the PA System and on the top of the entrance ramp Brandi James-Young appears. ]
I was knee deep in a sick love…I was cross eyed under your drug.. ..Schizo savior..…mad messiah. Fatal worship. You inspire…Gone…. I don’t believe I you now…I’ve seen to much…I don’t believe in you now…MY GODDESS
Nick Sellers:”Oh fuck yes! Now my night is complete..”
BJ Cummings:”I swear you should be sterilized for the good of humanity.”
You were counting on a free fall…You layed your bet…I would lose all…????...I kicked that sick old addiction…Damn…I don’t believe in you now…I’ve seen too much…I don’t believe in you now….MY GODDESS
[ Brandi walks by the announcer table and glares at BJ and Nick. As she heads over to the ring and up the stairs to ring and her set up for the Fiasco show.]
Nick Sellers:”BJ, did you see how Brandi looked at me?”
BJ Cummings:”Yeah like you make her sick..”
Nick Sellers:”Only you think that way…”
[ Brandi walks to the left corner and whistles for a microphone. Betty Bangzer hands Brandi hers. Brandi is being heavily booed by the crowd in attendance and as always is taking it in stride. She taps the top of the mic and begins to speak.]
Brandi James-Young: ”Hey, Hey…now if you think that bothers me, then you obviously don’t know me that well yet. You’re pathetic boos mean shit to me.”
[ The crowd begins chants of “slut…slut..slut..” Brandi puts her hand on her left hip and laughs.]
Brandi James-Young: ”Need I remind you peons that I’m a married woman? Now if you continue this mindless chanting, I’ll just have to punish you by not having a show this week..”
[ Brandi nods…the crowd cheers egging her on. ]
Brandi James-Young:”don’t think I won’t do it! It’s not like I live to entertain you people…It’s only you that will lose out….It’s not like I’ll lose any sleep over you not seeing me tonight.”
[ Brandi continues her assault of words upon the crowd when “Money Talks” by AC/DC hits. She turns to see her father making his way down to the ring. Mr. James walks up the steel steps and gets in the ring facing his daughter.]
BJ Cummings:”What does he want?”
Nick Sellers:”Probably to make yet another brilliant announcement.”
BJ Cummings:”If that’s the case what is he doing out here then?”
Nick Sellers:”bit your tongue woman!”
[ Both Mr. James and Brandi stare each other down, until Mr. James breaks the silence.]
Mr. James:,”You know Brandi, you were a very bad girl last week by just canceling your show and not checking with me first…”
Nick Sellers;”Ooooh…bad girls need spankings daddy…spank her..”
BJ Cummings;”And people wonder why I get so grossed out by you..”
[ Brandi smiles at her dad and shrugs..]
Brandi James-Young:” What can I say? Other than. I do what I want, when I want.”
Mr. James:”Need I remind you that you are employed by me, but since you were with Alex, I’ll forgive it this time.”
Brandi James-Young: ”Wow..that’s big of you dad.”
Mr. James:”I’m feeling generous today..”
Brandi James-Young:”Why did you actually realize that Viagra works?”
[ Mr. James crosses his arms and looks pissed as Brandi shifts her eyes and bites her bottom lip trying not to laugh.]
Mr. James;”Funny, but a strong virile man like myself has no use for things like that. You know it’s upsetting me that you’re being so fresh.”
Brandi James-Young:”Awe, does daddy need a tissue? Perhaps some cheese with that whine?”
Mr. James:”Funny…but I’m not the one married to a balding, cheap knock off of a wrestler that lives in the shadow of great men like Alex Wilkins. Hell the box is more impressive than Rick lately.”
Brandi James-Young:”Do you have a point to being out here? Or are you just trying to make people actually think you serve a purpose?”
[ The crowd gets loud with mixed cheers and boos. followed by faint chants of “bitch”.. Mr. James puts his hand over his heart as if he’s hurt by his daughter words.]
Mr. James:”You see, I saw that you did have a guest this week but I canceled your guest.”
Brandi James-Young:”Now why would you do that?”
Mr. James:”Because the guest I chose to be on your show is more important. Are you…?????”
[ Before Mr. James finishes the lights dim…there is a few seconds of dead silence. A red light flashes at the top of the entrance ramp like lighting, and “Cocky” By Kid Rock pumps through the speaks as the roar from the crowd is unlike anything heard before. ]
They say I’m cocky and I say what? It ain’t bragging Mother fucker if you back it..”
BJ Cummings;”OH MY GOD! It’s Damien! Damien Sparks is here! Oh My God!”
Nick Sellers:”Geez, and you think I go nuts over Brandi…easy there pudding panties..”
[ The lights come up and Brandi is shown in the ring stunned as she see’s the words Damien Sparks flash across the screen. Brandi places her hand over her mouth and can’t stop smiling. The crowd begins to roar awaiting the appearance of Brandi’s former love Damien Sparks, but instead the music dies down and Mr. James is laughing non stop ..even doing a bit of a knee slap. Brandi looks at her father very angry that he just toyed with her.]
Mr. James:”Brandi! The look on your face was price-less. I swear I’m so glad that I’m tevo-ing this…Ah…that was great!”
Barndi James-Young:”Ha..Ha..very funny…I was only thinking about the money AWA would make by Damien being here.”
Mr. James:”Right…sure you were. That’s why your face lit up like that..”
Brandi James-Young: ”Fine, but Now that you’ve had your fun. Can I please get on with my show now?”
[ Mr. James leans over and kisses his daughters cheek.]
Mr. James:,”Of course Pumpkin, but I do have a guest for you.”
Brandi James-Young:”Daddy, I’m not in the mood for this..”
Mr. James:”I can see that. Of course being married to Rick Young, I can’t imagine when you would be in the mood, but I digress. I did mention I am in a good mood today, and I would like to show you why.. If I may.”
Brandi James-Young:”Do what you must…”
Mr. James;”Good enough…”
BJ Cummings:”What do you suppose it is?”
Nick Sellers:”One can only imagine.”
BJ Cummings:”You know that wasn’t very nice of Mr. James toying with Brandi like that making her think Damien was here.”
Nick Sellers:”Nice no. Funny? You bet your ass!”
[ Mr. James steps out of the ring and heads over to the first row behind Nick and BJ. He extends his hand and a slender cute brunette girl about the age of 19 takes his hand. He pulls her out to the audience and steps back into the ring with the girl. Brandi looks between her father and the girl. She raises her eyebrow and snaps at her father.]
Brandi James-Young: ”Who the fuck is this? She’s no one! What to punish me further are you going to make me take a picture with her and sign an autograph?”
Mr. James:”Not exactly..”
[ The young woman stands in awe of Brandi even begins to shake a bit as tears fall down her face.]
Young Woman:”I can’t believe this! This is a dream come true!”
[ laughing a bit Mr. James smiles. Brandi looks like you have to be kidding me. ]
Brandi James-Young: ”NO….she has to go!”
Mr. James:”She can’t..”
Brandi James-Young:”Why the fuck not?”
[ Looking at the girl Mr. James rest his hand on her shoulder, then slips it down the middle of her back to calm her down.]
Mr. James:”It’s ok Jane…”
[ The girl looks at Mr. James and shakes her head.]
Young Woman:”No Mr. James…I’m not Jane anymore.”
Mr. James:”Oh? You’re not?”
[ Brandi rolls her eyes]
Brandi James-Young: ”Great I have some with an identity crisis on my show.”
Mr. James:”Well if you’re not Jane than who are you?”
[ smiling the girl looks at Brandi.]
Young Woman:”I’m Jamie…Jamie Brant!”
Mr. James:”Good name kid…”
Jamie Brant:”Did you see what I did? I took Brandi’s last name and named myself Jamie in honor of her. Then I took her first name, dropped the I, and changed the d to a t. So my name is to honor my hero!”
[ Brandi takes a few steps back. Mr. James nods and pats Jamie on the back.]
Mr. James:”Oh I’m sure she’s honored. Aren’t you Brandi?”
BJ Cummings:”This girl is unstable.”
Nick Sellers:”Could be but at least she has taste in her hero’s.”
[ Brandi stands near her dad for protection.]
Brandi James-Young:”Ok you’ve proved your point. You’re the boss now stop this stupid joke.”
Mr. James:”It’s no joke Brandi. Young Jamie here is your biggest fan. Now she’s your new project. See when I said that I was feeling generous I figured I should do some good. So I signed you up for the big sister program. Jamie is your little sister now.”
[ Jamie jumps up all excited. Brandi slaps her dad across the face.]
Brandi James-Young:”You mother fucker! You know I don’t do charity! How dare you! She’s crazy! I mean look at her.”
[ Jamie hugs Mr. James, and continues her excitement.]
Jamie Brant:”Mr. James….Oh God! That’s great. Young Jamie! Almost like my name could be Jamie Young!”
Brandi James-Young: ”Are you serious?”
[ Brandi sneers at Jamie. Jamie falls the her knees at Brandi’s feet and begins to bow to her.]
Jamie Brant:”I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!”
Nick Sellers:”She may not be worthy but she has a nice ass.”
BJ Cummings:”Not to mention a few screws loose.”
[ Mr. James nods his head as Brandi taps the side of her face with her index finger.]
Brandi James-Young:”Hmmm…maybe the kid isn’t so bad after all. She at least has taste.”
Jamie Brant:”I love you Brandi! You’re the best ever! And I mean ever! No one will ever match your greatness.”
[ Brandi nods.]
Brandi James-Young:”True…”
[ She looks down at Jamie.]
Brandi James-Young:”You may rise..”
Jamie Brant:”Yes Brandi…”
[ A bit disturbed Brandi looks at her dad.]
Brandi James-Young:”You will get me out of this!”
Mr. James:”An obligation is an obligation’
Jamie Brant:”Brandi, I’ll do whatever! Anything you want.”
Brandi James-Young:”Christ I can see this won’t be good. But for now we’ll have to try and figure something out.”
[ Brandi takes a deep breath than looks at the camera.]
Brandi James-Young:”That’s about all of our time kids! Tune in next week to see what other fucked up things happen on the AWA Fiasco Show. Same station same sexy host.”
Jamie Brant:”Fiasco…is number one!”
[ We cut to commercial as Jamie is seen cheering around the ring to get the crowd to begin a chant of “number one” ..As we now cut to AWA’s commercial.]