[ Please allow me to introduce myself...
I’m a man of wealth and taste....
I’ve been around for a long, long year...
Stole many a man’s soul and faith...
And I was ’round when jesus christ...
Had his moment of doubt and pain..
Made damn sure that pilate....
Washed his hands and sealed his fate...
Pleased to meet you...
Hope you guess my name.... Yes, I must say that maybe a bit over the top or is it? People the time is now for me to take control of well....Everything. Why? Because I must! You people have settled for mediocrity long enough. You were made to believe that the product that has been forced down your throats and package as entertainment is acceptable. How wrong all of you are! Forced by management who is gutless and refuses to take control when Cody Carson held the World Title hostage by not defending it. He made a mockery of the Title and he made a mockery of all of you. And your fearless management allowed this to happen. The same management that allows those broke back mountain hillbies that you may know as the The Young Brothers to be employed. Boys...or should I say boyz? I'm here to give you notice now. You're welcome has been over stayed. It's been worn out a long fuckin' time ago. I will no longer allow this half ass product continue. I mean our fans come from their trailer parks and lower middle class homes to dream. They want to dream about being a man of Alex Wilkins stature. They want to dream about looking like Brandi James. They want to live through us. Their lives are tiny and pathetic, void of any type of meaning. They want to pretend they are fabulous like Cyprus Lolita. As Cocky as Simon Sensation. Are you getting my point yet? If not then the door is to your left. I have no time for people who can't keep up. My mission here is a simple one. Bring the value of this once great business back to a respectable level and rid AWA of Rick and Mike Young. And anyone who tries to stop will face the consequences.
Today I am getting settled into my new office. It's something I've missed from my days of running Old School Wrestling. This was my business that my name sake ran into the ground. In some ways it was a blessing in disguise although at the time I wouldn't admit it. My son Cameron Jr. has no business sense what so ever. He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag much like Rick Young neither one of them belong in the business. But as fathers do they trust their sons more than their daughters. Brandi was the one who kept it going as long as she could and my son took all the credit. When she tried to tell me what was going on I wouldn't listen. That was the last time I made that mistake with her. From that point on I began nurturing my daughter. I've already knew my other two daughters weren't cut out for this. Alexandria is too much like her mother she would never have the stomach for this business. And of course there is Rhiannon my youngest daughter who was too busy trying to figure out who she is. My two sons both are disappointments to me in life and the paths they have chosen. This left my sweet Brandi. I taught her everything I knew about people. How to read them how to get them to trust you I taught her to toy with their emotions like a cat playing with a string, and most importantly how to exploit them to your advantage for your own personal gain.
There were so many things going through my mind as I made myself at home. The most important was the feeling of how it's great to be back. It's great to work with my daughter again. Speak of that I must make a mental note to ask Brandi why she's not wrestling. It's a mistake that I'll have to soon rectify. Sitting in the big black leather chair I rested my head back making plans. My wonderful plans were soon put on hold when a knock was heard at my door. I sat up and call out.]
Mr. James: "Come in..."
[ The door knobbed turned and my wife Brianna walked through the door looking lovely as ever. One thing I know is that Brandi may act like me and have my personality but she definitely has her mother's good looks. Brianna stood at the corner of my desk closest to me and put her delicate hand on mine.]
Brianna James: "Cam...don't you think that you're taking this a bit far?"
[ I said it before thank fuckin' God Brandi acts like me. Sometimes Brianna is too sweet for her own good. In fact she's lucky to have me or else I'd hate to see the men that may take advantage of her. I suppose that's why I re-married her other than the fact we have four children together but that's a story for another time. I simply covered her hand with mine and slyly said.]
Mr.James: "Don't you worry. I know what I'm doing! Besides when have I ever taken something too far?"
[ She smiled and somewhat laughed.]
Brianna James: "Oh Cam..I don't think there's enough paper in this office for me to write them down."
Mr. James: "Women, you're being silly. Now you should know that I have a purpose to what I'm doing."
Brianna James: "Yes I know this. But honey Rick is a good man. He loves our daughter..."
[ How dare she speak such filth! In one swift motion I slammed my hand on my oak desk.]
Mr. James: "Silence! That's all I want to hear from you! Rick Young does not have the proper back ground or family to even be considered by me as a good match for my pumpkin. And I refuse to allow you to defend him as if he were worthy."
[ She stayed silent and lowered her eyes. I wasn't sure if I defeated her so easily or if she was just waiting for the right moment to try to take me on.]
Brianna James: "What makes him bad?"
[ ah...I should have known. My beautiful wife is under the impression that love conquers all and good triumphs over evil. Like I said before she doesn't realize how lucky she is that I can set her straight on the ways of the world. Rule number one....Not everything in life kids is fair....Make sure you write that down. I arrogantly adjusted myself in my seat and mocked her in the exact same fashion that she did to me.]
Mr. James: “Brianna…there isn’t enough paper in this office for that.”
Brianna James: “You’re not being funny Cameron.”
Mr. James: “I wasn’t trying to be.”
Brianna James: “Good. Because you’re not.”
Mr. James: “Look this is my business now. It’s what I know just leave everything to me.”
Brianna James: “I wish that I could Cam but I can’t. This man loves Brandi and he’s actually a decent man with actual morals.”
[ See did I not tell you that my wife is naďve. I think now is as good as time as any for me to shed some light on her Mr. Innocent.]
Mr. James: “Morals? Is that so? You want to talk about Rick Young and morals? Brianna you have no clue do you? Buttercup if I have a fashion question I will ask you. If I need to know how to cook a meal or clean a toilet I will ask you. But you are not in any right to say that Rick Young has morals. The man has openly admitted to raping women among other things.”
Brianna James: “Do not insult me Cameron! He’s changed he’s different with Brandi. I have seen him with Brandi. Hell I walked in on the two of them nearly before they were about to make love on the sofa in the living room. I can see it when he looks at her how much he loves her.”
[ Fuck! I didn’t need to know that. Christ it’s bad enough to see him standing next to her let alone thinking about him touching my princess. I clutched my stomach and smirked.]
Mr. James: “Brianna please I just ate lunch. I don’t want to know about that shit. “
Brianna James: “So what’s that saying about your daughter then?”
Mr. James: “What about my little girl?”
Brianna James: “She does sleep with him you know.”
[ Those words echoed through my ears like nails on a chalk board making me cringe.]
Mr. James: “I know but here’s my take on it.”
[ Brianna rolled her eyes and put her hand on her hips.]
Brianna James: “This should be good…let’s hear this one.”
Mr. James: “Darling after the divorce from Walsh Brandi felt a bit blah. Sure she got all cozy with Josh but thanks to Cody Carson that never came true. I’m telling you he’s another one I’d like to get even with for that. He’s lucky he’s not around or he would be on my list as well.”
Brianna James: “Oh dear God not another list.”
Mr. James: “Are you going to listen to my explaining for Brandi being with Rick or what?”
Brianna James: “Yes dear.”
Mr. James: “Brandi is just unsure of herself right now.”
Brianna James: “Brandi unsure? You have to be kidding me.”
Mr. James: “Bri…even the best of us are unsure from time to time.”
Brianna James: “I can’t believe that but ok.”
Mr. James: “You asked and I’m telling you. Brandi was left not being able to trust a man that she pledged her life to. She is just a bit unstable at the moment with her choices she makes. Rick saw that and knew he could capitalize on that.”
Brianna James: “Cameron that’s all fine and good but I think you don’t realize that if was you little girl that interfered in Rick’s marriage to Tiffany. You see darling your little girl is just like her daddy. She saw what she wanted or in this case who she wanted and did everything she could till he was hers. Now if she didn’t want Rick why would she do that?”
Mr. James: “Silly woman she did it for the sport of it. Brandi may have never wanted Rick. She could have very well saw Rick and Tiffany. Saw that they were a happy couple and it made her sick. And wanted to break them up just for the simple pleasure of it just because she could she may have gone slumming to do so. But at least once in their life everyone goes slumming. I have nothing against my little girl for doing that.”
Brianna James: “So you’re trying to make the argument saying that she broke them up just to see if she could?”
Mr. James: “Stranger things have happened.”
Brianna James: “And her marriage to him?”
Brianna James: “one word my sweet wifey…Black mail. He must have something on Brandi that she can’t figure out how to get out of right now.”
Brianna James: “Is that what you think?”
Mr. James: “Do you know any reason I should think other wise?”
[ As my wife thought about it my first order of business was about to be set in motion. The sound of your phone ringing is a lovely sound when you have a wonderful delicious devious plan and I did. ]
Mr. James: “Brianna excuse me …..Hello..ah…No..No..the card next week will be my first order of business. Yes I am aware of that but we do not do things Sam’s way anymore. The card next week will be final and that is the most important match on there. The only thing that I’m not sure about is if I want it to be a dog collar or bra and panties match. Excellent.. Excellent make sure that they both know that if neither one of them participate in the match they will be fired. Great! Yes that will be fine…Thank you..”
[ Ah the feeling of satisfaction in making great matches. I could tell my wife was a bit curious about my conversation. Do I want to let her in on it? Oh why not she deserves to share in my greatness.]
Brianna James: “Do I even want to know about this Cameron?”
Mr. James: “You may.”
Brianna James: “What are you doing to Rick?”
Mr. James: “Why do you think this is about Rick?”
Brianna James: “Because I know you better than that. What are you doing to him?”
Mr. James: “You know I almost think you have developed a big crush on him.”
Brianna James: “Don’t be silly.”
Mr. James: “Well you always had a thing for blue collard working men.”
Brianna James: “Rick’s a sweet man.”
Mr. James: “Rick is about to be a marked man.”
Brianna James: “What did you do?”
[ Folding my hands on the top of the desk I smugly said.]
Mr. James: “I set a match up for him for next week.”
Brianna James: “Gee let me guess against Alex?”
Mr. James: “My darling give me a bit more credit for creativity than that. No no not againt Alex..”
Brianna James: “Wait you said that you were sure if you wanted it to be a bra and panties match or dog collar. Cameron are you going to torture Rick and put him as the guest ref in a match against Tiffany and Brandi?”
Mr. James: “You’re getting warmer. Ah why not just tell you. I’m putting Rick against Tiffany Phoenix next week. Either in a dog collar match or bra and panties match. I haven’t decided just yet on the exact type. But next week the former lovers will take part in a match against each other….and that is good television for everyone it’s a win, win situation.”
Brianna James: “NO! Cameron it’s a win, win situation for you. The ratings will go up and you’ll further drive a wedge into Rick and Tiffany. You know Rick leaving her wasn’t’ easy for either of them and she still loves him.”
Mr. James: “That maybe so but the question is does he still love her?”
Brianna James: “Rick married Brandi. If he still loved Tiffany then he wouldn’t have.”
Mr. James: “Don’t be on it. Brianna if Rick is so desperate to prove to me that he loves my daughter then he will participate in this match.”
[ I could tell my wife was upset with me but I didn’t care. I had every right to make this match. Hell I’ll even go as far to say I had a duty to the people to make this match. If Rick Young wants to prove that he loves my daughter then he will face off against his ex wife. I mean it’s not he hasn’t even hit a woman before…am I right?]
Brianna James: “I swear sometimes you can be so cruel. You know what I can’t even stand to look at you right now.”
Mr. James: “Baby don’t be like that. I’m doing this for Brandi.”
Brianna James: “No! You’re doing this for the fun of it. And now you’re involving Tiffany into this. Rick will not like it.”
Mr. James: “It’s not for Rick to like. As I said he has no choice.”
Brianna James: “You are a true asshole Cameron! “
Mr. James; “I’ll get over it if in the end it protects my little girl.”
Brianna James: “I can’t deal with you right now.”
Mr. James: “Good I have work to do anyway and I don’t need you breathing down my neck. Go shopping or do something your good at.”
Brianna James: “ooooo…”
[ With that my lovely wife stormed out of the room and slammed door. Sure she may have been pissed at me but I don’t care. If I can prove to her that Rick is fraud then it’s all worth it. Now if you will pardon me but I’m a very busy man right now but I’m sure all of you understand.]
