[ It starts off with a simple idea more simple then some may realize. What if… the newest sensation in AWA is considering just an object? That’s the very question Hobo Nick is facing with client the Box. After numerous attempts of getting, the box to be taken seriously Hobo has had enough. He sits next to his portable grill flipping a single burger. Next to him is trusty client the box. Nick takes a glance at the box as it’s slanted back wards. He gets up and covers the box with a blanket.]

Hobo Nick: “Rest boss…the treatment that you’ve been receiving is very unfair. “

[ Hobo nick shakes his head and sits back down. Slowly the box is now up right as the blanket slips off of it. The box raises it’s flaps as Nick turns his head. ]

Hobo Nick: ” Sorry, boss I didn’t mean to wake you.”

[ Nick flips over the burger then puts the spatula down and rests his hands on his knees.]

Hobo Nick:”You know Sir, I have no idea where to go from here. You’ve been on a tear racking up victories and still no title shot.”

[ In response to Hobo Nick’s statement the box rocks side to side and tightly folds it’s flaps.]

The Box.:”#@*#I#I()KW*@*@WS**$K**&&@&”

[ A shocked Hobo Nick sits back.]

Hobo Nick:<./b>”You can’t mean that boss…”

The Box:”((&#*@&*#*@*&$$()!J&&^%^)@”

Hobo Nick:”What if I can’t get you that boss?”

The Box:”((@*@*!*!^&$((%$()!@&***@*@”

[ Hobo Nick stands up quickly as he does he doesn’t realize he just knocked the portable grill over as the ground catches on fire. Going to use the phone to make a call the flames spread. In a panic, the box tries to knock itself off the chair to save itself. With the phone now in his hand, Hobo Nick turns around. His face drops as he watches the flames inch closer. Nick runs over and with seconds to spare saves the box from it’s demise. ]

Hobo Nick:”Whewww…that was close! Don’t worry boss, I’ll get you a title shot Sir….Be sure of that…and Xavier is going to be a sorry dirt bag come Monday…He’s never felt the wrath of an angry, pissed off box…He’ll be sorry..”

The Box:”%$@(@*@)#**$#(%*”

[ Hobo Nick laughs and nods his head.]

Hobo Nick:”You said it Sir,…..This is the last time you get shit on….Come on let’s go get you ready.”

[ Hobo Nick picks up the box as it raises it’s flaps once again as he lifts it..as the walk into the house and the scene fades.]