[ The scene opens to a normal interview room. There is a table set up and AWA's ace reporter Jenny Tull is awaiting the arrival of the person she is scheduled to meet. Within a matter of minutes in walks Hobo Nick manager to the legendary Box. Nick holds the box gentely in his arms then carefully sets it down on the table. Jenny looks a bit uncomfortable and shifts in her chair. She clears her throat watching Hobo Nick take a seat.]
Jenny Tull:"Hello, Nick so nice of you to come."
[ Hobo Nick takes a deep breath suckin' in some mucus and runs his nose as Jenny looks completely grossed out.]
Hobo Nick: "It's Hobo Nick...."
[ Jenny makes a face and shakes her head.]
Jenny Tull: "Umm what?"
Hobo Nick: "You called me Nick...I prefer Hobo Nick...It sounds a bit more formal."
[ Hobo Nick smiles, as Jenny shifts her eyes.]
Jenny Tull: "Alright..Hobo Nick it is....So Hobo Nick, How do you think the your client The Box will fair against Marcos this coming Adrenline?"
[ Hobo Nick leans forward and whispers.]
Hobo Nick: "With all due respect all questions concerning the match should really be directed to the Boss.."
[ A bit confused Jenny looks around then back at Hobo Nick.]
Jenny Tull: "You mean Mr. James is here?"
[ The box begins to shake frantically. Hobo Nick stands up as if the box had ears and places his hands on it.]
Hobo Nick: "NO You Fool! This is MY Boss! We only work for Mr. James...."
Jenny Tull: "But he's a box!"
[ tilting back and forth the box begins to flip up his lid in angry..]
The Box: "hallakdhaoidhaldlidaildkksosliuhslglg"
Hobo Nick: "Right boss...Right..."
[ Hobo Nick begins to stroke the box as if he were trying to calm him down. He glares at Jenny and yells.]
Hobo Nick: "Good job girly! You think you're so smart! Now you've not only insulted but you've angered The Box!"
[ Jenny backs away a bit.]
Jenny Tull: "I didn't mean too..."
Hobo Nick:"that's the problem with your type..You never "mean too". No! Instead you just go and throw your fancy questions around with out "meaning too."
[ Still shaking and moving on the table the box jumps towards Jenny.]
The Box: "Dagabbalalkdhnaowlwoodhsiuiksk"
Hobo Nick: "No! She's only a woman boss..."
The Box: "...si??@?@#?@??@?@? Destroy...!@@)*$!@!"
Jenny Tull:" Did he just say that he will destroy me?"
[ Hobo Nick laughs.]
Hobo Nick: "Silly girl...He said he was going to destroy Marcos on Adrenaline. And that anyone who crosses his path best think twice. The Box will be the next World Champion and no one will stand in his way. He is destin for greatness in AWA...A future Hall of Famer."
Jenny Tull: "Wow...he said all that?"
Hobo Nick: "Heck Yeah he did!"
Jenny Tull: "interesting..."
The Box: "****&&(#(@@& SEXY< SEXY<**#@*@*#!@!)~(@"
[ Hobo Nick laughs then looks at Jenny and smiles.]
Hobo Nick: "He said your sexy and wants to take you out for a drink back at his place."
Jenny Tull: "But...he's a box..."
[ The box stops moving and his flaps lower.]
The Box: "(*#*@*#Y*#@$*@@#*($....Mmmmmmm......oooooo...,MMMMM***@*@*&&@&&Whoa...***#$*$&*"
Hobo Nick: "You got it boss!"
[ Hobo Nick picks the box up, and begins to walk out of the room. Jenny leans forward and calls to Hobo Nick.]
Jenny Tull: "Hobo Nick! Hobo Nick! What did the box say?"
[ Hobo Nick turns to look at her and slightly laughs.]
HObo Nick: "He said...too bad it's your lost baby.."
Jenny Tull: "My loss? Oh geez..."
[ Hobo Nick laughs and walks out of the room leaving Jenny puzzled as the scene fades.]