Jimmy StrykerRhiannon James

[ Scene begins inside of the newly opened Playpen Mansion in Japan. Jimmy's Assistan Kasy, Ravishing Rhiannon and Jimmy Styrker are all there. Kaseyt, thankfully is upstairs sleeping after an ass kicking in an tough man contest yesterday. Rhiannon and Jimmy are in the private studio filming an upcoming promo for the AWA’s Saturday Night Adrenaline to be held in Akashi Park Stadium - Akashi, Kinki, Japan. ]

Rhiannon James: "Jimmy did you happen to see that Cody Carson isn't even making an effort at a ridiculous promo regarding you? So what he is wrestling for at the PPV?

[ Jimmy aughing hysterically shakes his head yes. ]

Rhiannon James: " Now that idiot thinks he is above me or wants the management of AWA to beg him to show up. That attention deprived moron will do anything for attention. "

Jimmy Stryker: "That’s ok Rhiannon . He's doing this all to get a reaction from me. Figures, I'd be pissed. I figured that even Maxwell would be smarter than that, and force him to release a promo. Then again it would be a waste of our time to even view it. Especially since I know exactly what it would consist of. He'd tell me of his little bitty accomplishments. Then to desecrate the name of the AWA, followed by a senseless rant of what will he be wrestling for at the Pay Per View. But I figured that at least before saying something stupid, Cody Carson would at least DO_HIS_RESEARCH. Anyone that knows me is scratching their head wondering , WHAT THE HELL IS HE REALLY TALKING ABOUT? Cody, I know you and the entire god damn AWA is watching this, so let me tell you something that is not really a secret. Are you ready? Good, pay close attention prick. Since you are somewhat confused by what you will be fighting for, either Your pride, the chance to take the 20 pounds of platinum that will soon fit around my waist. I know why you did it..but I'm doing it for respect. Your fighting for none of that Cody. What you are, your fighting for is your wrestling career, otherwise known as your wrestling life. In other words Carson, you are fighting for survival....

[ The camera zooms in on Jimmy's eyes, the intense cold hard stare that would even make the Grim Reaper himself fearful is in full focus. You could see the seriousness of the statement Jimmy Stryker is delivering]

Jimmy Stryker: "it ...seems someone has gotten bored or have they? A lot of what Cody Carson has could say will seem awfully familiar, in fact too damn familiar. Everyone and that includes that sniveling coward himself, knows that Jimmy Stryker is just scratching his peak. It is without doubt the biggest news in the world today. However, lets focus on my recent history Carson. Oh wait there is none...Why..what the fuck has he done lately?

The AWA had decided to treat it biggest star, they decided to kiss his ass..and for what? NOthing!

After thinking of different ways to topple the AWA, I decided that the best way is to gain control through holding the World title.. However if you do grace us Carson with your presence I hope you had fun doing your boring ass promo, but as we all know, you are worthless. You can’t get under my skin, not even with the bullshit you spill from your mouth, so right here and right now, I suggest finding another way to do the impossible Carson...to find an edge."

Rhiannon: ""Maybe you show start filming the promo now while we are in the studio.You know to just get it over with."

[Jimmy nods his head yes and hits a couple of buttons, stares into the camera and start filming.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Japan is definitely not my beloved Miam. So with that in mind......Attention, all the hopeless masochists and pathetic lemmings hoping beyond hope, otherwise known as the fans of AWA and my opponent and future bitch Cody Carson. The absurdity of your lives is once again briefly suspended as I "Yours truelly" have seen fit to grace it with my presence once again. As you probably saw on your Television, That little box in your house with all the people in it, yes that's the televisions. Anyway on that little box your laughable attention spans were loosely directed at the waste of programming space, that slightly more entertaining alternative to static and snow called Saturday Adrenaline. There, you were treated to an experience that had more effect on you than your daily doses or ridilin, or the dropping on your heads in your infancies combined could never equal. You, ...people... you stupid sad excuses who manage to walk and talk and are allowed on the streets of your own free will, experienced a first. You... the viewers of the (gag) AWA .... were finally .....ENTERTAINED! Just by me showing up!"

[ Jimmy pauses then continues ]

Jimmy Stryker: "To those of who are cognizant enough to be entertained, I say to congratulations, I bet you didn't think you feel that way again, at least not by the roster here. There you have it, a lifelong goal achieved ,you have been entertained by you know what I could go on but is Carson worth it? Hell no he's not! Hell the dude probably will do his best Casper impression this week again...Carson Fuck You...! Is this great work? Fuck No it's not! Do you deserve good work? No you fucking don't. You left AWA hung out to dry not a care in the world. This was supposed to be your time! You and Seth were supposed to have this grat rivarly. The only thing you have accomplished is being Jalie's bitch and making yourself look like a loser. Not like that's a hard thing. Come out and Play Cody..I'm demanding it! Until then..You've already wasted enough of my time."

[ Jimmy sticks his face into the camera and smirks..As the scene fades away and the "Stryker TV" symbol is seen.]