[ It's another perfect warm, bright and sunny South Florida day. As we see Brandi James, and Rick Young leaving Brandi's home. Both are dressed comfortable Rick in a faded black punisher T-shirt, and a pair of jeans, and his chicago white sox fitted baseball hat. Brandi wearing a pair of low rise boot cut jean, with her black high heel boots, and midriff baring white v-neck halter top. They both stop at Brandi's car, she puts her arms around Rick's neck, she gives him a little peck on his lips, Rick smiles, he touches her cheek. ]
Rick Young: "Mmmmm, gimme another one."
[ Brandi shakes her head smiling, and does as Rick asks. when she tries to leave Rick spins her around, and passionately kisses her. ]
Rick Young: "Alright you can't let me kiss you like that."
Brandi James: "Why not?"
Rick Young: "Because, I'll just end up putting you over my shoulder and carrying you into the house, again we'll end up having another naked day."
[ Brandi softly bit her bottom lip, as she giggled. ]
Brandi James: "Rick...you're such a caveman."
Rick Young: " I can't help it."
[ She ran her hand down his arm. ]
Brandi James: "You better...Besides Naked day isn't till thrusday."
Rick Young: " I know...I know..."
[ He said taking a deep breath. ]
Rick Young: "It's probably why thrusday has all the sudden become my favorite day of the week."
Brandi James:"Yeah, that may have something to do with it."
Rick Young: "Yeah..."
[ Rick stood there nodding, and looking Brandi up and down. He paused then quickly grabbed her keys. ]
Rick Young: "Change of plans, I'm going to go with you today?"
Brandi James: "Why? I mean not that I wouldn't want you to. It's just I thought that you were well...going to deal with Mike..."
Rick Young: "eh, Mike thinks he's gotten the best of me. It's going to take a bit more than his "mystery man." in order to get an edge."
Brandi James: " I know...it's"
Rick Young: "It's done..beside you're going to do some press for Adrenaline. I know you hate doing shit like that, so isn't it better we both go?"
Brandi James: "Since you put it that way."
Rick Young:"Thought you may see things my way."
[ Brandi rolls her eyes smiling, as she walks around to the passengers side of her classic 1967 red mustang. Rick gets in, and reaches over unlocking the door for her. She gets in, and Rick speeds out of the driveway. The scene fades, then re-opens to a radio station in downtown Miami. Rick pulls in, and heads towards the back of the building where some fans who have heard that Brandi James was going to be there that day showed up in hopes of getting an autograph from AWA's Goddess. Brandi looks behind her seeing everyone, and gets out at the same time Rick does. Rick locks the car, then stands next to Brandi. He puts his arm around her shoulder. They walk by all the fans, pushing anything that was put infront of them to sign away from them. They get to the door of the studio, just as Rick opens the door a fan calls Brandi's name. Brandi smirks, she turns around to see a fan in a wheelchair about maybe fourteen years old. His mother is standing next to him, as the boy rolls a bit closer to Brandi. She puts her hand up, and takes a few steps back. ]
Brandi James: "Easy there speed racer."
[ The boy blushes a bit, as he tries to speak his voice crack.]
Wheelchair Boy:"I'm sorry, Ms. James."
Brandi James: "Whatever.."
[ The boy can tell Brandi is about to walk into the building, and again calls to her.]
Wheel chair Boy: "Brandi.....Brandi..I was wondering if I could have an autograph?..Please..You're my favorite female wrestler."
[ Brandi frowns, and rolls her eyes.]
Brandi James: "Well, ofcourse I am...I'm amazing."
[ Rick looks lovingly at Brandi as he nods in agreement with her. As the boy and his mother looked shocked by the answer.]
Boy's Mom: "My son really wants you to sign a copy of FHM you were on."
Brandi James: "Is that right?"
Wheel Chair Boy: "Yes.."
Brandi James: "Hmmm...lemme see that.."
[ Brandi takes a few steps close to him, and takes the magazine. She holds it up showing Rick, then flips through it glancing at her pictures in the magazine. ]
Brandi James: "Fuck...You know something Rick...I've come to a conclusion."
Rick Young:"What's that sweetheart?"
Brandi James: "It's impossible for me to ever take a bad picture...Dam...I'd be jelous of me, if I weren't me."
[ Rick stands behind Brandi looking with her, he rubs her arms then kisses the side of her neck. ]
Rick Young:"You're truly are a Goddess baby."
Brandi James: "I know.."
[ The boy interrupts Brandi and Rick, speaking softly.]
Wheel Chair Boy: "Umm...Ms. James...My magazine."
Brandi James: "oh right..."
[ Brandi gives the pictures one last look, she closes the magazine, and tosses it to the boy. Where it lands on his lap, opening half way. Brandi turns to walk away as the boy's mother speaks. ]
Boy's Mom: " My son wanted you to sign that!"
[ Brandi shrugs her shoulders, and looks at them. ]
Brandi James: "You want that signed?"
Wheel Chair Boy: "Yes, I'd love it signed."
[ Brandi nods her head. ]
Brandi James: "Ok..."
[ The boy smiles from ear to ear, as Rick looks a bit surprised. ]
Rick Young: "Ok? ....Really?"
[ Brandi nods looking at Rick. ]
Brandi James: "Yeah, Really...."
[ She then looks at the boy in the wheelchair. ]
Brandi James: "I'll tell you what...If you can walk to me the autograph is yours."
[ Brand back away with Rick, standing about half a foot away from the boy and his mom. The boy lowers his head. ]
Wheel Chair Boy: " I can't..I'm in this chair for life. It's not like my is broken. I'm paralyized."
[ The boy's mom, gets angry raising her voice. ]
Boy's Mom: "You have some nerve Lady...Telling my son to walk to you."
Brandi James: "If he wants the autograph from me, it's what he's going to have to do."
[ Brandi looks at Rick, and rests her hand on his chest. ]
Brandi James: "Watch this baby...I'm going to be Jesus Christ today, and work a fucking miracle by making this lazy ass kid walk."
[ Rick smiles, and kisses Brandi's cheek. ]
Rick Young: "Amen...! I'm a believer ! "
[ Brandi looks at the boy, and motions for him to stand next to her. ]
Brandi James: "C'mon kid, I don't exactly have all day...I do have a radio show to get to. Thousands...No Millions of people are just dying to hear the stupid question that low life loser radio dj in there will ask me.....So....the sooner you walk to me, then sooner you get your autograph."
[ The boy tears up. ]
Wheel Chair Boy: "But I can't.....I..."
[ Brandi shakes her head disguested, and points at the boy. ]
Brandi James: "Save it, You just don't want...Today you get no miracle...I'm done wasting time with you, junior."
[ The boy begins to cry as his mother hugs him. Rick looks at the kid..]
Rick Young: "Look, kid...God helps those who are strong enough to help themselves. If you're going to feel sorry for yourself..."
[ Rick begins to mock the boy. ]
Rick Young: " I can't walk....boo hooo....I can't walk....." " Don't exspect God to help you....He doesn't help people who don't want to help themselves,.... Just so you know kid, .Feeling sorry for yourself won't get you anywhere..Just ask my brother Mike about that if you don't believe me."
[ Brandi hugs Rick, and points at the boy. ]
Brandi James: "See how generous we are? You may not have gotten an autograph, but you did get a very valuable piece of advice from Rick....oh.and don't .that advice was free of charge..."
[ Rick opens the door from Brandi, as they enter the radio station, leaving the boy and his mother in the parking lot along with the rest of the fans who just witnessed the whole encounter. The door shuts, Brandi and Rick walk into the studio of the radio station. The radio host "Danger Boy" greets them. He seems to be a bit surprised by Rick being there. ]
Danger Boy: "Oh, ummm, Hello Brandi, I wasn't exspect Rick to be with you."
[ Brandi takes a deep breath ]
Brandi James: "Consider yourself blessed..."
Rick Young: "Today's your lucky day pal."
[ Danger Boy pulls out a chair for Brandi. Instead of her sitting Rick sits in the chair, and Brandi takes a seat on Rick's lap. Danger Boy nervously smiles, as he puts his head set on. ]
Danger Boy: "My names...Sean.."
[ Brandi laughs along with Rick. ]
Brandi James: "Right,but it's not like I cared, or would even remember. So you just wasted my time, by telling me something so useless."
[ Rick shakes his head and makes a sucking sound through his teeth. ]
Rick Young: "That's strike one junior...you don't get many more."
[ Danger Boy looks down at the ground for a moment, then up at Brandi and Rick, as Brandi is rubbing her nose against Rick's. ]
Danger Boy: "So, Is there a reason for both of you to be here today?"
Brandi James: "We like being together...it's that simple."
[ Rick smirks ]
Rick Young: "Get it straight...Danger Boy...where ever Rick Young goes...Brandi James does ! And vice versa..."
[ Rick moves his hand up Brandi's leg rubbing it. ]
Rick Young: "Ain't that right baby?"
Brandi James: "That's right baby ! So..let's get on with this..."
[ Danger Boy, looks up at the red light that signals they are now back from commercial. He clears his throat before he speaks. ]
Danger Boy: "Listen up boys and girls...I'm in the studio with the newest couple in AWA. "The Razor" Rick Young, and "Wrestling's own Goddess" Brandi James...."
[ Danger Boy leans close to Brandi and Rick. ]
Danger Boy: " So, I guess what I everyone really wants to know is...Brandi, why Rick? He is a married man, and I'm sure Tiffany doesn't appreciate you leaving your nail marks all over Rick's back."
[ Rick taps Brandi's ass, and whispers in her ear. Brandi gets off of Rick's lap, as Rick stands infront of Danger Boy who's slumping back in his chair knowing he's upset Rick. Rick raises his left hand and point to the fact there is NO wedding band on his ring finger. ]
Rick Young: "In case you haven't realized..I'm not married ! That's why I don't have my wedding ring on. If I were married then I'd wear my wedding ring. But since I'm not married, I'm not wearing. Brandi is MY GIRL ! I'm her man..And you need to start re-thinking your line of questioning...Because you're heading down the wrong direction, pencil neck."
[ Rick looks at Brandi ]
Rick Young:" Is he serious? Did he really exspect an answer to that dumb fucking question...Fuck, How many times do I have to tell people that. Is he just dumb or stupid?"
[ Brandi smiles and laughs. She walks next to Rick, and puts her arms around his waste. She puts her head on Rick's shoulder. ]
Brandi James: "Sweetheart, he's a not stupid or dumb......He's a loser radio dj....Which we all know that means he's fucking retarded."
[ Rick kisses Brandi on her forehead. ]
Rick Young: "You're right, baby..."
[ Brandi pats Rick on his ass. ]
Brandi James: "C'mon let's get out here.."
Rick Young: "Hey, don't go starting something you don't plan on finishing."
[ Brandi walks to the studio door.]
Brandi James: "How fast do you think we can get home...get out of our clothes and into the hot tub?"
[ Rick looks down at his watch. Then up at Brandi as he walks to her. ]
Rick Young: " Hell, in under twenty minutes..."
Brandi James: "YAY...come on..."
[ Brandi eyes lit up, with a huge smile. Danger Boy yells to them as they walk out. ]
Danger Boy: "What about the interview? Brandi....I'd like to interview you."
[ Brandi stops, and looks over her shoulder. ]
Brandi James: " Should have thought about that, before you went and upset Rick, by asking us moronic questions...."
Danger Boy: "so what am I suppose to do?"
Brandi James: "Jerk Off...because you were just in the presence of the most beautiful woman to grace the earth."
[ Danger Boy turns red and shifts his eyes. As if he was zipping his pants. ]
Danger Boy: "What about the interview?"
Brandi James: "Eh, Call Mike Young...he's got plenty of time on his hands, and he doesn't mind speaking to losers."
Danger Boy: "but, but..."
[ Rick let's Brandi go infront of him, and then shuts the door without hearing another word said by Danger Boy, as the scene fades. ]
Match Talk...by Brandi James personal narrator.
Is there anything better than a Brandi James & Rick Young production?
Uh.. Nope. Well; I can't think of anything at the moment.
There is only one thing that can beat an award winning production, and that is TWO!! James & Young productions in one day. "It's like Christmas" I hear you all cry. And in a way it is. Brandi James is a lot like jolly old saint Nick in a way. She gives you people what you want, and in return she gets nothing. Not even a thank you. Sometimes I don't know why she bothers.
You people are ungrateful!
You do not appreciate Brandi James. So there will be no second Production.
Not today atleast..To completely cut you off from Brandi and Rick. Would just be plain cruel. You would go through terrible with drawls wanting your fix, but at the same time I'm not sure you could handle all that excitement. Of two productions in one day.
Someday when you learn how to truly appreciate the woman, then you'll get that honor.
And you should appreciate Brandi, because there will be one day when she isn't around anymore. You expect someone to just come along and take her place?
Ha!
People like Your Wrestling Goddess Brandi James don't come along every day. They are a gift from god sent to brighten up their chosen profession. Brandi's happens to be wrestling, and man does she do her job well. Every time you people see Brandi James on your television you are guaranteed entertainment.
You have your groans.
"Ugh, that vane bitch is on again.."
"Brandi James? Ugh, that sexy bitch pisses me off."
"Egotistical bitch"
But do you switch channel?
No. And why? Because you know that you are going to be entertained. Love her or hate her, there is something about the young woman from Miami that makes you want to tune in. Could it be her in-ring talent, her vanity or perhaps the little love triangle she's had going on with Tiffany Phoenix aka (Thersea) and Rick Young. What ever it is - you watch.
Admit it, you love Brandi James.
Don't stare at me like I am talking to a fucking doll, moron. You know you love her, but you boo her.
For women; it's jealousy
For men; it's because you're not good enough for her to date you.
The reasons are irrelevant, and so is your jeers. Do you think it's going to change who she is? Please. Your opinions are like her ex-husband shawn Walsh, they mean nothing to her, and are a constant annoyance. But of course you are entitled to your opinion.
We'll just ignore them.
Just as you ignore her greatness.
If there is one thing that really pisses Brandi off, it is people who deliberately fail to recognize her talent. Take Alex Wilkins for example. Do you think he'll even do the right thing, and show up this week? Maybe He thinks just because Brandi is a woman, she's not worth the time and, that he can defeat her with ease.
Making a big mistake.
Big,...Huge.
When I first heard Brandi was fighting Alex, I thought "Ugh. Just when I thought AWA couldn't get any worse". Life was good without Alex, and his bimbo blow up doll; there is less idiocy when he's not around. But now he's booked against Brandi, and yet there are still doubters.
*Sigh*
This is beyond a joke. I don't even know what to say about it, it's so incredibly stupid. Thank god he won't be advancing any important AWA decisions. Alex, why are you even going to bother? Do you not realize that you are out matched?
perhaps you'll be pissed off by those statements.
Meh, we don't care.
Alex's luck has just fucked him over that's all. It's nothing personal. Wrong place in the wrong time I guess, because there is no way that Alex Wilkins is going to be able to get past the great Brandi James.
Worship her, for she is.
Yours and AWA's Goddess.
The woman simply commands respect. Its such a shame we have uptight veterans unwilling to give her the respect he deserves. It's quite sad really. People like Simon Sensation should just wake up and smell the coffee. Brandi James is the future, and he's too arrogant to realize that this woman could give him an ass beating. I guess we'll just have to start first with Alex. Sorry but, someone has to be made an example of. Astrid Winters, was no contest...Tiffany is a laughing joke...So Bring on Alex...actually...He should be spending time with his family instead of trying to re-ignite the flames of success he once had in bubble gum federation some years ago.
We really don't care how long you have been in the wrestling industry. You're not good enough to defeat Brandi James.
And that is all that matters.
The three count.
Alex doesn't stand a fucking chance.
He is never going to make a name for himself like Brandi James has.
And he just hates it.
But Brandi is used to people hating on her. Another one to the list is nothing.
Jealousy is a weak emotion, Brandi is about to expose Alex for a weak man.
What can we expect?
Brandi James to win this match..?
No doubt.
Play time is over boys...And Brandi James is just getting started.