[ Just when you think life is perfect your thrown a curve ball. Isn’t that the way it always works? You go on with your day to day routine only to be rudely interrupted. That’s exactly what happened to me and Rick. After spending a normal day out just enjoying another gorgeous day in Miami we come home to relax. We pull in the driveway and set the few things down that we got while we were out in the foyer. As always Rick took off his Nikes and his jeans to have on only his white tank top and a pair of dark blue boxer shorts on. As for me I was just comfortable enough in the light pink sundress I had on. I walked over to the answer machine to check our messages while Rick went and sat on the couch and put on Espn. Jesus can people just leave us alone? That was my first thought as the machine flashed the number 19 on it. Screw that! I sure as hell wasn’t going to listen to 19 messages at least not now. So I headed into the living room with Rick. I’m telling you sometimes I just can’t get over the fact how sexy I think he is. It’s either that or I just really wanted to get laid. Hmmm, maybe it’s a bit of both. Standing directly in front of him I twisted my hair around my index finger and softly bit my bottom lip. He just smiled and rested his body back.]

Brandi James:” Do you know what I’m thinking baby?”

Rick Young: “What baby? Taco Bell for dinner..”

Brandi James: “Yuck! NO! I was thinking more along the lines of this...”

[ Rick just smiled and ran his hands up my thighs as I straddled him. Kissing my way from his full lips to his neck I pulled off his tank top. He chuckled a bit and pulled me close to him.]

Rick Young: “Guess I won’t need that anymore.”

Brandi James:” Nope you won’t…”

[ Everything just seem to be so right. Rick and I had a wonderful day together and it was to be followed by a perfect evening starting with the lap dance I was about to give him.. Slowly I started to run my finger nails down his chest and move my hips as we passionately kissed each other. Then I heard the most annoying sound in the world. Want to know what it is? Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the most annoying sound in the world…..****Cough.****Cough…*****Cough.***]

”Eh..hem…..”

[ No! it just couldn’t be. could it? Reluctantly I turned my head. Yep just as I thought! I’ve heard that particular cough so many times before. And it’s just as annoying as ever. Taking a deep breath and running my hands through my long hair as I sat up straight.]

Brandi James:” Mom…????”

****The Mom****

[ There she stood clear as all hell. Rick just sat there not really sure what to do. At first he acted like we were in high school and just got caught by my mom. He squirmed around a bit, and reached for his tank top. He grabbed it and put it on as she walked from the door way further in to the room.]

Brandi James: “Rick…this is my mom Brianna James. Mom, I’d like you to meet Rick.”

[ Rick tapped my leg and slide me off of his lap to stand and shake my moms hand.]

Rick Young: “Mrs. James. It’s so nice to meet you!’

Brianna James: “Thank You Rick. The pleasure is all mine…”

[ Gross…she was nearly giggling when she said that. I couldn’t help but roll my eyes. I sat on the couch Indian style and kept looking past my mom’s shoulder.]

Brianna James: “Something you’re looking for Brandi?”

[ See already she started to annoy me.]

Brandi James:"not a what mother...more like who..I'm looking for."

Brianna James: "And whom would that be?"

Brandi James: "You very well know...daddy.."

[ I smiled and sat back looking at Rick.]

Brandi James: "My dad Rick always brings me the best gifts..."

Brianna James:"That's because he spoils you."

[ Automatically I reverted to my childish little ways again and began to mock what my mother had said. ]

Brandi James: "blah,blah,blah...you're spoiled...yak,yak,yak..."

Brianna James:"Well Miss wise ass....your dad isn't going to get here for a few days."

Brandi James: "So what hotel are you staying at then mother?"

[ All the sudden Rick flashed me this look of death. Like how dare I say that my own mother stay at a hotel. But hey..I can't help it. Now if my...Oh Yes! I saw a cab pull in the driveway, and a tall good looking man step out. He picked up his black Gucci bags and walked up to the door and let himself in. The next thing I heard was the whistling "My Way.." By Frank Sinatra. The smile on my face must have said it all...followed by the frown my mother had. I leaped off the couch and ran to the foyer giggling as I jumped into the man's arms.]

Brandi James: "Daddy!....Daddy!"

Cameron James Sr.: "Hello..Pumpkin..."

****The Dad***

Brandi James: "Daddy..Mom lied and said you weren't coming. Punish her for being mean to your baby girl."

[ A bit dramatic yes I know. But you have no idea about how much of a daddy's girl I really am. My dad just chuckled as I stood next to him. He looked at me then at his suitcase. Without another word he bent over and opened it up. Fianlly he found what he was searching for inside of it pulling out a small white box. He closed his suitcase up then handed me the box.]

Cameron James Sr:"Here this is a little something I picked up for my pumpkin."

Brandi James: "Awe...daddy..you shouldn't have..but I'm glad you did!"

[ Christmas had come yet again for me! I opened the box to see the most goregous blue diamond 3 carrot earrings in a platium setting. I must say the man has amazing taste it's no wonder where I get it from. I stood on my tip toes and kissed my dad.]

Brandi James: "Thank you so much Daddy."

Cameron James Sr:"You're welcome pumpkin. I couldn't help it though. I saw them and thought of your sparkling eyes. I knew my little Brandi had to have them."

Brandi James: "You're too sweet daddy..I love them!"

Cameron James Sr.:"I'm so glad...Sooooo.."

[ He said as he began looking around the house.]

Cameron James Sr.:"Where's my guy Josh?"

[ Ouch...I know Rick heard that especially seeing how he was not even a foot away from us.]

Brandi James:"Daddy...Josh and I broke up. Didn't mom tell you?"

Cameron James Sr.:"Yes, but I hoped you two would have gotten back together."

[ Again my dad and I heard the most annoying sound in the world. We both looked at my mom as she stood next to Rick.]

Brianna James: "Brandi...don't you have someone you want to introuduce your dad to?"

Brandi James: "Yes...Umm..Daddy this is Rick.."

[ Wow for what ever reason that was just really uncomfortable. My dad looked Rick over a few times and crossed his arms.]

Cameron James Sr.:"So...Rick...You're not a baseball player are you?"

Rick Young: "No sir...I am a professional wrestler, but before that I was the captain of my high school football team."

[ Rick just looked at my father for a moment before he walked over to my dad and I reaching his hand out to shake my father's. ]

Rick Young: "And I have played some baseball for the record...just sand lot though."

Cameron James Sr.:"Oh how proud your parents must be.."

[ He sarcastically said rolling his eyes..]

Cameron James Sr.:"Damn it...there go my World Series tickets...."

[ My dad just looked at me then again at Rick. As I tried to laugh it off as a joke even though I knew my dad wasn't joking.]

Brandi James: "Daddy can be very funny..."

Cameron James Sr.:"I wasn't joking pumpkin..I was planning to ask Josh if he wanted to plan a Hunting trip in October after the season was over." Brandi James:"Well..guess that won't be possible now dad."

Cameron James Sr: " Looks that way..."

[ Rick just stared at my father for a moment and I had a feeling that he wasn't going to let go what my father said easily. ]

Rick Young: "Mister James you don't have to cancel your hunting trip. I'd wouldn't mind going hunting with you as I haven't been able to hunt as much since I moved here from Ragley."

[ Rick said, I know he didn't really mean it, but it was nice to hear him at least trying to find some kind of middle ground with my father. Unfortunately my dad just smirked at him..then chuckled.]

Cameron James Sr.: "That's cute Rick, but Josh in 2003 shot the biggest deer in the whole entire state of Texas. He has awards for such things and I was looking forward to the competition of a seasoned professional.."

Rick Young: "Sir I may not have any awards in hunting, but trust me I can hold my own as I could hunt just about every single day on my family's farm land."

[ Rick said, almost through gritted teeth as he was starting to really get irrated by my father. ]

Cameron James Sr.:"I'm sure hunting barn yard animals is considered big game to you..but I'll have to pass..."

Brianna James: "Cameron...Do you not see that this poor young man is trying to make an effort? Can't you for Brandi's sake just try?"

[ Now my dad is far from a stupid man, but when he doesn't want to admit something he won't. As far as he is concerned Rick was just a friend and I was going to get back with Josh any day now. He huffed then said to my mom.]

Cameron James Sr.:"Brianna...mind your own business...I don't have to go hunting with any of Brandi's friends..."

[ You could say that was the straw that broke the camels back right there. I saw Rick start to smirk as he pulled his hand away from my father and placed it on his hip while he placed his other hand on his other hip. ]

Rick Young: "Sir I beg your pardon, but I am not one of Brandi's friends...I am her fiancée."

[ Rick said as he was little red in the face now, but it wasn't from the heat... ]

Brianna James: "Cam...isn't that wonderful?"

Cameron James Sr.:"Wonderful? Wonderful my ass! I'm suppose to trust another wrestler to care for my little girl? No..we all know how she and Walsh ended up. Brianna I've been in this business for over 40 years. You can't trust these people...Especially these hicks from the smaller towns, this guys dad is probably his second cousin or uncle and his mom is probably...well who know when it stops.."

Brianna James: "Cameron..You should be ashamed of yourself.."

Cameron James Sr.:"Why for wanting better for my pumpkin? Look at him Brianna...boxer shorts and a trailer park trash tank top on."

[ Rick's face only got redder when he heard that and he turned his back slowly to my father and took a step away from us, but then turned suddenly back around and I thought he was going to hit my father, but he refrained from doing so...at least for now. ]

Rick Young: "Sir I have tried to be polite, but it is more than obvious you don't know shit about me and you don't know how serious our relationship is."

[ Rick said pointing to himself and then at me. Rick turned his attention away from my father to look at me for a moment. ]

Rick Young: "Sweet heart I told them half the news, but I think you should tell them the other half."

[ Rick said, and I knew he was referring to my pregnancy. ]

Brandi James; "The other half...? Now? Is that really necessary?"

[ The look of terror on my face said it all. It was bad enough that my dad just found out that we're engaged but to tell him that I'm pregnant I don't know about that.]

Rick Young: "They are going to find out sooner or later sweet heart might as well be now seeing as your father already doesn't like me and he doesn't fucking know me."

[ Rick said, as he turned his back to my father again and walked away more than likely to get his pants. I watched Rick get his jeans from the floor and slip them on. I looked at my dad who was obviously not happy..then I smiled and shrugged.]

Brandi James: "Daddy..Rick did buy me a 4 carrot engagement ring..We're getting married, oh and we live together. This is Rick's house as well, so maybe you could be a bit nicer to him?"

Cameron James Sr.:"Pumpkin..this is mainly your house.."

Brianna James: "Cameron..maybe we should go stay at a hotel. You know I did sort of catch the kids in a very awkard moment for all of us. I'm sure since they are just starting to live together it's all new for them and can't keep their hands off each other."

[ My dad just shivered at the thought of Rick having his hands on me and point as he shouted at my mom.]

Cameron James Sr.:"Silence woman! Just shut up..if you want to stay at a hotel..get your shit and go! But I'm staying with my little girl and the Country boy.."

[ Once Rick had his pants back on he walked back over to us and before I knew what happened he punched my dad right in the nose knocking him down to the floor. Rick stood over my father bending down pointing at his own chest as he started to raise his own voice to my father. ]

Rick Young: "You look here! You can call me Rick, Ricky, Richard, hell the soon to be AWA World Heavyweight champion, but don't you dare call me a hick or country boy again! You understand that grand pa!"

[ I never really knew how angry Rick would get if he called a hick or a country boy pissed Rick off before. I put my hands on Rick's should pushing him away from my father slightly so he could get back up to his feet. ]

Brandi James: "Rick! How could you!..."

Brianna James: "Brandi Elizabeth James...Do not defend your father...He was out of line."

Brandi James: "Fuck off mother......Daddy..are you ok?"

[ attending to my dad I helped him stop the bleeding a bit. My dad's been hit so many times before it's nearly second nature. He got up and began to lunge at Rick. I stood infront of him and placed my hands on his chest.]

Brandi James: "Daddy..please do not do this.."

Cameron James Sr.:"You stupid hill-billy...You just made the biggest mistake of you life! And I'll call you whatever the fuck I want! But one thing I can guarantee is that I will never call you anything sucessfull.."

Brianna James: "Cam..You are so stupid sometimes! Did you not hear what this young man said?"

[ Almost on cue my dad and I said..]

Daddy and Daughter."Shut the fuck up Brianna.."

[ Rick just stared at my father not worried about what he would do to him if my father were able to get his hands on him and he didn't look remorseful for what he did either. In fact his smirk only got bigger... ]

Rick Young: "Listen old man you will call me successful because I am, you will call me your son in law, but most importantly you will call the fat..."

[ quickly I whipped my body around and covered Rick's mouth with my hand. As I feverishly began to giggle.]

Brandi James: "Rick...Daddy would never call you fat...He's seen you nearly naked."

[ My dad wiped under his nose that now was done bleeding.]

Cameron James Sr.:"Let's just hope that day of me seeing him naked never comes."

[ My mom stood there smiling at the thought of Rick being naked and smiled.]

Brandi James:"Ok...enough..of this male bonding...I think..We should get you guys settled here.."

[ Rick backed away from me and looked at me like he couldn't believe that I stopped him from finish what I was saying, but I had to, because I didn't want my parents to find out that I am pregnant right now. ]

Rick Young: "Brandi you need to tell him or I will tell him."

[ Rick said, before he cracked his neck as if he was wanting my father to get a chance to get to him so that he could inflict more damage to him. ]

Brandi James: "Do not push me! Now is not the time..."

Rick Young: "Whatever...then at least get him to show me some fucking respect."

[ My dad stood there nearly taunting Rick. ]

Cameron James Sr.:"Sorry...boy..but that won't happen!"

[ Unfortunately for us my mom has a heart. She walked to Rick and put her hand on his shoulder.]

Brianna James: "Rick, I am truely for the way the both of them are behaving. Please try not to take it personal. Brandi is my husband's favorite child..and he gets protective of her. He only wants her to have a husband that loves her, and some day a family of her own."

[ shooting a look a death at my mother my dad sternly said.]

Cameron James Sr.:"Do not speak for me or my little girl..!"

[ Rick didn't say anything he was more intent on staring at my father and waiting for him to try and make a move towards him so that he could hit again. However, his glaze at my father did break momentarily when my mother put her hand on his shoulder, but then it straight back to my father. ]

Rick Young: "Well your husband doesn't need to worry about me hurting her...I only do that when she asks me too."

[ Rick said with a smirk on his face. ]

Cameron James Sr."What's that suppose to mean."

Brandi James: "Daddy..never mind...sometimes I ask Rick not to go easy on me when we wrestle...."

[ Oh I hoped that was a good enough answer.]

Cameron James Sr.:"Well you are the best pumpkin...I can't really see anyone getting the better of you."

[ My side stepping of what Rick really meant didn't help the situation any, but come on who do you know that lets their parents know what is going on in their sex life? Rick was just about say something when all of the sudden the front door opened up again, but this time walking in was Rick's brother Mike wearing a pair of Dickie shorts and black and his multi-colored was a mess and for the most part he didn't really seem to be paying attention to what was going on as he was passing through to the kitchen to head to the guest house. Just as he got to the doorway to the kitchen he realized something was going and turned around to say... ]

Mike Young: "What's going on?"

[ Rick's almost like death stare switched to his brother as he said... ]

Rick Young: "None of your business...go find Skylar...Mike."

Cameron James Sr.:"Now who is that?"

Brandi James: "Rick's brother Mike, daddy."

[ I could tell my dad had enough and was tired...}

Mike Young: "I live in the guest house with my daughter temporarily at the moment."

[ Mike said as he looked at everyone in the room trying to figure out why it looked like such high tension situation between all of us. ]

Rick Young: "Like I said Mike go find Skylar or something."

Cameron James Sr.:"Wait...! You live in MY daughters guest house? What are you here for the weekend?"

Brandi James: "Acutally dad he's been here since Christmas."

Cameron James Sr.:"Christmas?"

Brandi James; "Yes daddy.."

Cameron James Sr.:"What he saw your plush living quarters and got use to the running water and swimming in the cement pond and didn't want to go home."

[ Did I mention that my dad is funny? As uncalled for as that was I still couldn't help but smile at the comment.]

Mike Young: "Sir...I really don't know what is going on here right now, but for your information I live here so Rick can keep a close eye on me and well to keep me under lock and key to keep me from getting drunk, but I rather be living in my own home back in Louisiana."

Rick Young: "Mike shut up and go do something!"

[ Rick's anger was at least starting to get off my father and placed on Mike, but even I didn't want those two fighting in my house. ]

Cameron James Sr.:"Is that so? Funny..."

Brianna James:"Actually Cam..I met Skylar earlier and she seems like a lovely girl."

Cameron James Sr.:"What do I give a fuck if she's lovely? Doesn't change the fact that she's in my little girls guest house."

[ I had to stop this...]

Brandi James: "Daddy...it's not like I don't have the room. I mean you can have your own wing. I have 8 bedrooms here not including mine. Come on why don't we take your bags up stairs and put them in one of the rooms. I'll tell you what. I just had a new room finished with it's own bathroom. And...and it has a hot tub in it..What do you think?"

Cameron James Sr.:"That will be just fine pumpkin..."

[ He raised his bags and began walking towards the stairs the abruptly stopped.]

Cameron James Sr.:"Wait the room isn't near you and Country boy..is it?"

Brandi James: "No...it's not daddy..why?"

Cameron James Sr.:"Good...because I don't know if I could deal with hearing the things he may possible do to you..."

[ Rick looked like he was about to attack my father again, but luckily this time Mike was around and held Rick back this time. It's probably the first time since Mike has been living here that I have been glad that he was living here. ]

Mike Young: "Rick I don't know what is going on, but settle down!"

Rick Young: "Call me country boy again and see what I do to you old man!"

[ My mom walked next to me and my dad..]

Brianna James: "Brandi, I know the room you're talking about...So I'll just show your dad...Talk to Rick..."

Cameron James Sr.:"Brianna...If my baby wants to show me to my room then let her."

[ I stopped and knew my mom was right. I hugged my dad then walked down the few steps I took.]

Brandi James: "Daddy, I'm so glad your here..but mom can show you. Why don't you take a shower and we can all go out for dinner..ok?"

Cameron James Sr.:"Alright pumpkin..as long as the hick doesn't pick the restuarant..he'll have us eating squirel some where.."

Brandi James:"Just go freshen up daddy..."

[ He nodded as he softly bitched out my mom going up the stairs. I walked towards Rick not really sure what to exspect.]

Brandi James: "So those are my parents..."

[ Mike took that as his que to leave which is just what he did which I am glad that he did. Rick just looked at me for a moment before he turned away from me to walk back to the couch and ESPN. He did look over his shoulder at me as he was walking... ]

Rick Young: "I like your mom, but your dad needs to check himself before he talks to me again, because I was trying to be polite to him."

Brandi James: "Rick...it's just how my dad is..."

[ I sighed as I sat next to him and noticed I still was holding the box that my earrings came in. I opened it and showed Rick.]

Brandi James: "how beautiful are these?"

Rick Young: "They are beautiful, but sweet heart I don't care if that's the way your dad is. He needs to show me some respect you are going to be my wife, but more importantly you are going to be the mother of my child."

[ Rick paused for a moment as he looked in to my eyes and I could tell he was about to ask me a question I knew was coming... ]

Rick Young: "What would you say if I was to treat our daughter's...if we have one later on seeing as we are having a boy, but what would you say if I were to treat our daugther's fiancée the way your father is treating me if you like the guy?"

Brandi James: "It's differnt Rick...You can't compare that.."

Rick Young: "Tell me how is it different?"

Brandi James: "It just is..my dad is stubborn..and every dad is that way. Dad's by nature are protective of their daughters. So I'm sure you'd treat anyone our daughter brought home that way. Hell, You probably would be sitting here polishing your gun or something."

Rick Young: "Actually it would be more likely my razor knife, but that's besides the point."

[ I closed my earring box and moved closer to Rick..and kissed his cheek.]

Brandi James: "Can we just not talk about it now?"

[ I asked as I rubbed my nose against his neck and started kissing him.Rick kissed me back and let out a sigh in the process. ]

Rick Young: "Okay...but I gotta ask where are we taking your parents to dinner or should I boil up some Crawfish?"

[ Rick said with his evilish smile on his face. ]

Brandi James: "Ummm no! Thank God my birthday only come once a year...Plus..the baby isn't really in the mood for that...so I think that you should be a good daddy, and abide by your sons wishes..."

Rick Young: "Okay no crawfish, but that doesn't answer my question of where are we taking your parents for dinner...I still like the idea of Taco Bell...it's cheap and fast can't beat that."

[ Rick said as his evilish smile turned in to a sort of playful one. ]

Brandi James: "Baby, if you think I'm tough to please...wait..no you did meet my daddy..Now think about what you just said..."

Rick Young: "I was joking...I will drive you and parents to any place all of you want to eat, but I am not wearing no suit...my blue jeans and my favorite red silk shirt is as formal as I will go."

[ Ok...Rick is cute...I giggled and again straddled him..this time tickling him a bit..and kissing him with tiny kisses all over his face and neck.]

Brandi James: "You will dress the way I want you too...right? right...ricky?"

[ Rick couldn't help, but really start smiling as I was tickling him, but he reached up and grabbed me by the wrists and pulled my hands away from his chest and held my wrists together so that both of my hands were close together. He looked at my hands for a moment before he kissed a couple of my fingers... ]

Rick Young: "Maybe...I'll think about it..."

[ stick out my bottom lip and pouting a bit..]

Brandi James: "not even for a kiss? "

[ leaning in I passionately kissed him, and whispered in his ear.]

Brandi James: "I love you..and if you dress up..I'll let you have anything you want for desert."

[ That of course brought out Rick's evilish yet so sexy smile. He returned the passionate kiss of mine adn then let go of my hands. ]

Rick Young: "Anything? Including a M&M McFurry from McDonalds?"

[ He said, playfully but I couldn't help but smack him lightly on his chest before he leaned forwards a bit and started to kiss me on my neck as he whispered to me. ]

Rick Young: "You know you will always be my favorite dessert."

Brandi James: "Mmmm, I love you baby.."

Rick Young: "I love you too sweet heart."

[ That last response was met again by the most annoying sound in the world. We both turned our heads to see my parents standing there watching us. How long were they there for..I couldn't say..But I slowly got off of rick and began walking towards them as the scene fades.]