*`*`*`*Jamie Brant*`*`*`*
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[ The scene begins at the Holiday Inn in Oakland California where Jamie Brant is walking down the 5th floor hallway. She's dressed in a pair of white a.d.i.d.a.s shell tops, faded blue jeans and an old "Worship ME!" Brandi James t-shirt. Jamie looks around at the numbers on the door, then stops. She begins to yell with excitement as she loudly bangs on the door.]
Jamie Brant:"Brandi ! Brandi ! Brandi !"
[ Jamie pauses for a moment the kicks the bottom of the door with her foot and hits her hands again, against the door.]
Jamie Brant:"Brandi ! Brandi ! Brandi ! C'mon...open up! "
[ A maid coming down the hallway stops and looks at Jamie. She pushes her cart over to the side and pulls out her room chart.]
Maid:"Is there something I can help you with?"
[ Jamie backs away and stares at the door as she speaks.]
Jamie Brant:"No, I'm just waiting for my friend to open the door."
Maid:"Which room?"
Jamie Brant:"519"
[ The maid looks at the chart, then up at Jamie.]
Maid:"Looks to me that 519 checked out yesterday."
[ Jamie laughs in disbelief.]
Jamie Brant:"No, she would have told me that she was going..I know that she would have...I'm the babysitter!"
Maid:"Sorry, but I don't know what else to tell you. I'm just going by what I'm shown here."
[ Starting to get a bit upset Jamie shakes her head.]
Jamie Brant:"It's a LIE! You're lying to me! You're just jealous cuz I'm her friend !"
[ The maid begins to back away from Jamie.]
Jamie Brant:" You know what Miss Liar! I'm going to the front desk! That's right, and they'll tell me the truth ! "
[ Jamie glares at the maid and pushes her way past her. As she stands in front of the elevator and rapidly pushes the down button. She taps her foot as she impatiently waits. The elevator doors open and Jamie hurries in. Just as frantically as before she presses the button to close the door hitting the lobby button. The elevator arrives at the lobby floor, and Jamie slips through the doors that she didn't even wait to open. She runs up to the front desk and slams her hands on the counter as she tries to catch her breath.]
Jamie Brant:" Brandi James! I need to know where Brandi James is! "
[ The front desk clerk looks a bit scared as he tries to muster up the courage to even speak.]
Front Desk Clerk: "Ummm...I'm not sure if I'm allowed to give out that information."
[ Jamie reaches across the counter and grabs a fist full of the clerks shirt, and grits her teeth.]
Jamie Brant:"You Do Not understand...I'M THE BABYSITTER!"
[ gulping the clerk takes his hand and loosens Jamie's grip.]
Front Desk Clerk: "Miss...please...don't a grip...and I don't me on me."
[ Finally releasing her grip the clerk pats down his shirt and smoothes it out. ]
Front Desk Clerk: "Now, if you can keep your wits about you. What exactly can I do for you?"
Jamie Brant:"I need to know which room Brandi James has switched to."
[ Not saying another word the clerk types in Brandi's name and looks at his computer screen.]
Front Desk Clerk: "She hasn't switched rooms. Ms. James has checked out. In fact a limo picked her up late last night and took her, her son and assistant to the airport."
[ Jamie shakes her head and hits her hand against the side on her face near her ear.]
Jamie Brant:"What??? Wait I think I just hallucinated..... Did you just say that Brandi left the hotel and went back home?"
Front Desk Clerk: "I can't say for sure Miss if Ms. James has gone to her home, but I can say that she did go to the airport late last night."
[ Jamie begins to twitch a bit as she puts her hands behind her back and paces in front of the desk.]
Jamie Brant:"This is a mistake ! This is a very bad mistake! There is no way that Brandi would do this to me on purpose. I need her to help me against Jasmine....I need to hold the same title that she once held...She's a legend winning the Fem-X title her first match here...I mean what other woman is that amazing..None! None, I tell you!.... She needs me to watch Nolan...she trusts me with her son, and that's more important than any Fem-X title shot...she..."
[ A smile comes across Jamie's face. She looks directly at the desk clerk and claps her hands together. As she jumps straight up and down.]
Jamie Brant:"OH MY GOD! I get it! This is a test ! Yes! That's it! A test! Ha!"
[ The clerk puts his hand on the phone just incase he needs to phone security. Jamie's excitement turns to laughter as she points at the clerk.]
Jamie Brant:"You're Good! You almost had me steaming mad! That was her test to see if I lost it..."
[ Taking a deep breath Jamie shakes her head and rolls her shoulders.]
Jamie Brant:"Whoooo...I almost lost it....Wow she's good!"
Front Desk Clerk: "Umm is there anything else I can help you with miss?"
Jamie Brant:"Yes there is. I will be checking out. Make sure you have a limo waiting for me within the next half hour."
Front Desk Clerk: "Yes Miss..."
Jamie Brant:"And make sure it's the same limo that picked up Brandi James!"
Front Desk Clerk: "Well, I can't promise that it will be the same one..but.."
[The clerks says as he tries to avoid chuckling at Jamie. Jamie cuts the clerk off and points at him.]
Jamie Brant:" Are you laughing at me?...
Front Desk Clerk: "Ah, no Miss..I'm just saying I can't promise it will be the same one that Brandi took."
Jamie Brant: "NO! That's not acceptable! You Will make sure it's the exact same one."
Front Desk Clerk: "Yes miss.."
[ Feeling as if she just wow a battle Jamie snubs the desk clerk and turns her back. The clerk rolls his eyes and picks up the phone to call the limo service. Jamie skips happily to the elevator and pulls out a cell phone. As she wait for the elevator she's heard talking.]
Jamie Brant: "Brandi...I'm coming to Miami! I have to admit that you had me for a moment! But...I realized what you did! You are so brilliant and funny all at the same time! I passed your test! Now that proves I'm tough enough to at least hang with Jasmine in the same ring right? I can't wait to get to Miami and you can give me all the dirt on Jasmine! Hell, I'll do your toes..chow..."
[ Feeling confident in the message she just left Jamie hangs up and nods. Jamie notices that her whole little scene was video taped by AWA cameras. She smiles and looks at the camera.]
Jamie Brant: "Jasmine...Tiffany...Tersea...all your names only add up to one thing..Rick Young's ex-wife! How pathetic are you? You think that MY will have better things to do then train me? What are you smokin'? Obviously the samething your ex-husband is. Jazzy, You are not even cool enough to say the name Brandi James. But I do understand how you would be envious. You know since Brandi is
Prettier than you, sexier than you, and well she's everything your not.
You should be scared of this rookie Jazz. I single handedly defeated Angela Jameson and Faith Wilkins, you know the former Fem-X Champion that you mistakenly beat in the wet t-shirt contest. The only reason you beat Faith was because of that psycho that's after your new man. What is it with you chick? Not woman enough to keep the men you have? You should do what your instincts are
telling you to do. Go with the fact that you're over the hill ! Give in to the fact that you DO NOT! have it any more. Because if you think that this "rookie" will fall to you, you're sadly mistaken. I have the best back up in the World..a woman who beat your skanky ass 3 times with out even breaking a sweat! That alone should have you polishing your Fem-X title trying to appreciate the status that comes with it, instead of cleaning toilet bowls.
Jazzy, You'll have your whole life to clean toilets.
But hey I can understand why you were doing that. Practice makes perfect right? Too bad you haven't put as much effort into being the Fem-X Champion as you have cleaning your house. Do you not have any pride left? Wait ofcourse you don't your pride all went the minute Rick cheated on you with Brandi. Or was it when Rick cheated on you with Krystal, or was it Trinity's mommy? Gosh there were so many it's hard to tell when it could have gone. There are
so many to pick from. And now it seems that your just going through the motions with Chris.
It almost makes me feel sorry for you...note I said almost. At Dead On Arrival it will be my finest hour! I will walk to the ring a so called "rookie" but I will leave the ring with honor, respect and my newly won Fem-X title. How does it feel Jasmine to know that you've never made and impact on AWA or anywhere else.
How does it feel to know the only thing you will be remember for is the business or pleasures match that my idol defeated you in and took everything that meant anything to you in a 1..2..3... count...Your future slipped away from you right before your eyes and you weren't woman enough to do anything about. You know normally people learn from past mistakes, but I guess not you. You were afraid of Brandi and now your afraid of Laura Knight. So tell me Jasmine why would I be afraid of you?
Face Jasmine..You were nothing and you'll never be Anything. You'll never be a woman that women like me strive to me like. All you've ever been is card filler..And that is it. Monday it's over for you, and I couldn't be any happier to be the woman to do it."
[ Jamie smiles as the elevator doors open she walks in then turns to stare into the camera as the scene fades.]
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People Involved
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Hotel Desk Clerk, and maid service
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Past/Future Victims
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Jasmine
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Next Match
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Jamie Brant vs. Jasmine
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Thought-provoking Nonsense
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"But I'm the baby sitter!."
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