*`*`*`*Jamie Brant*`*`*`*

[ We open today's event with Jamie Brant stepping off the elevator of the Westin Hotel in Kansas City. Jamie arrives at the 12th floor and walks off the elevator chewing her gum and pulling it in and out of her mouth twisting it. She is dressed comfortable in a pair of black sweat pants and a Strawberry shortcake t-shirt. Jamie looks at the numbers on the door then immediately stops in front of the room number 1210. Before she can raise her fist to knock the door opens up and Alex Wilkins is seen walking out with Brandi James-Young in back of him. Jamie looks shocked with her gum hanging from her mouth as it stays open. Alex is about to speak to Jamie when out of the blue she faints. Brandi frowns at Jamie then looks at Alex. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Oh God! I do not need this today!"

[ Brandi kneels down and taps the side of Jamie's face. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Stop wasting my time! Now get the hell up!"

[ Alex chuckles a bit finding it oddly funny as Jamie shakes her head then sits up a bit. ]

Jamie Brant: " Wow...I think I just passed out."

Brandi James-Young : " You think? "

[ Jamie stands up with the gum still hanging from her mouth and points with excitement.]

Jamie Brant: " Your Alex Wilkins! Alex Wilkins! "

[ Jamie raises her hands in the air in a "touch down" motion. ]

Jamie Brant: " I"m standing next to Alex Wilkins! Whoooooo...."

[ Brandi smacks shoulder and sneers at her. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Jamie Stop! This is not dignified!"

[ Jamie stops and lowers her eyes, and softly says. ]

Jamie Brant: " I'm sorry..."

Brandi James-Young: " I'm not the one you should be apologizing to. You should say sorry to Alex for acting like a demented fan."

[ Alex folds his arms, as Jamie sighs. ]

Jamie Brant: " Alex..."

[ Brandi interrupts Jamie by clearing her throat. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Ummm...excuse me little Miss...You have not earned the right to call him Alex just yet...He is Mr. Wilkins to you."

[ Jamie looks back and forth between Brandi and Alex. As Alex can't help but laugh loudly.]

Jamie Brant: " I'm sorry Mr. Wilkins."

Brandi James-Young: " Excellent...now go wait for me in the room."

Jamie Brant: " Yes Brandi."

[ Jamie heads in the room a bit, but stays near the door to hear Alex and Brandi. Brandi kisses Alex on the cheek. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Alex thank you for the shoulder."

[ Alex lightly pinches Brandi's cheek and winks at her. ]

Alex Wilkins: " Anytime kid."

[ Alex walks away and Brandi heads into the room. Jamie rushes in and grabs the nearest magazine and pretends to be reading it, even though it's up side down. ]

Brandi James-Young: " You know Jamie if you plan on listening in on people's conversations then you could at least turn the magazine the right way."

[ Jamie's eye grow large and she turns red from being caught. She puts the magazine down on her lap. ]

Jamie Brant: " I was curious..."

Brandi James-Young: " It's a dangerous thing to be curious. Sometimes it gets you into more trouble than you could imagine."

Jamie Brant: " So???"

[ she cautiously says.]

Brandi James-Young: " So what?"

Jamie Brant: " So...Is Alex Wilkins as good as he looks?"

[ Brandi pulls a chair from the dinning area and places it next to the bed then sits. ]

Brandi James-Young: " How would I know?"

Jamie Brant: " The man wasn't wearing a shirt Brandi."

Brandi James-Young: " Because he just finished working out."

Jamie Brant: " I bet..."

[ Brandi leans forward and grits her teeth. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Just what is that suppose to mean?"

Jamie Brant: " Looked pretty obvious to me..."

Brandi James-Young: " You have no idea what you are talking about."

[ Jamie tosses the magazine on the side of her and leans closer to Brandi. ]

Jamie Brant: " Don't worry, I don't blame you at all. I mean it's not your fault that your beautiful, sexy, smart, and well just plain amazing. It's no wonder men want you. God, your married to Rick, you have Josh chasing you , and now Alex Wilkins? Wow...do I smell a Lane, Sparks, & Walsh thing again?"

[ Brandi gets a bit snappy with Jamie. ]

Brandi James-Young: " No....it's not that way at all...Alex is only a friend. He understands what I'm going through with Rick."

Jamie Brant: " Ah, you mean the fact you think Rick is less of a man since he lost to Angela?"

Brandi James-Young: " Something like that....It's just as far as Rick goes, there aren't many people I can turn to...I hate Rick's brother Mike for a few obvious reasons and others not so obvious...plus if he has that whore Callisto around him, there is no telling what I'll do."

Jamie Brant: " Cuz she a Goddess right?"

[ Brandi smirks at Jamie and points. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Wrong again...and shut up ...I'm not done telling you the story."

Jamie Brant: " My bad mommy."

[ Brandi continues to speak then stops and looks a bit odd at Jamie.]

Brandi James-Young: " Did you just call me mommy?"

[ Jamie smiles so wide it looks like her lips couldn't stretch any further. She nods still grinning.]

Jamie Brant: "Yep.."

Brandi James-Young: " Well don't...the last thing I'd ever want to take credit for is giving birth to someone like you...besides...I'm only eight years older than you...so it's not biologically possible. "

[ Jamie pulls at her gum again and shifts her eyes. ]

Jamie Brant: " Sorry.."

Brandi James-Young: " You should be...You know when you say shit like that Jamie, you just sound stupid...and stop playing with your gum...My god..."

[ Jamie puts her gum back in her mouth and slightly chews it.]

Jamie Brant: "please continue."

Brandi James-Young: " Fine....back to why I needed to talk to Alex. Like I said...all of Rick's friends hate me...Mike and I don't get along. And the only other two people who have known Rick for a while even though there is bad blood between all of them, are Alex, and Angela. And Angela I don't know all too well...so that ruled her out...plus Alex and I understand each other. He's a good friend to me, and gives me a shoulder to cry on when I need it, along with some insight about Rick."

Jamie Brant: " So...that means he's not taken by you then right?"

Brandi James-Young: "No, he's not taken by me but he's married to Faith. If you can call that thing he's in a marriage but..yeah..."

[ Jamie claps her hands and rubs them together.]

Jamie Brant: "Cool...cuz I was thinking that I should snag myself a man."

[ Brandi shakes her and leans back in her chair. ]

Brandi James-Young: "Snag you a man?"

Jamie Brant: "Right. You know like you do, and seeing as how Alex isn't one of your prey..then..."

Brandi James-Young: "Jamie...you are not woman enough for Alex. Trust me...He's not going to want baby-sit you."

Jamie Brant: " He won't have to..."

[ Jamie stands up in front of Brandi and runs her hands over her body from her breast down to her thighs. ]

Jamie Brant: " I have all the right equipment..."

[ Brandi rolls her eyes at how silly Jamie is being and snaps her fingers. ]

Brandi James-Young: "Sit...Now..."

[ Jamie stops and sits immediately. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Look...virgin...trust me...Alex Wilkins is way too much man for you to handle."

[ Jamie looks a bit offended at Brandi. ]

Jamie Brant: "What makes you think that I'm a virgin.."

Brandi James-Young: " Let's just say I can sense it. And from that comment, I can tell that I'm not wrong...am I ?"

Jamie Brant: " not really...does oral sex count?"

Brandi James-Young: " No...Penetration...I'm talking cherry busting."

Jamie Brant: " ewww...you know Brandi has anyone ever told you that you have a man's attitude towards sex.."

[ Brandi laughs and shrugs. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Not in so many words...I just know what I want. And I'm not afraid to express myself and go for it."

Jamie Brant: " Me..either...so..then maybe Simon Sensation?"

Brandi James-Young: "What is the hurry for this...especially since we have so much to work on still.."

Jamie Brant: " I've been getting tingly down there a lot lately."

Brandi James-Young: " tingly? Like???"

Jamie Brant: " Like, I want to touch myself there a lot...It's like I want to rub myself so I feel good and get wet."

[ Brandi puts her hand over her mouth and laughs. ]

Jamie Brant: " I knew it! It's not normal...right?"

Brandi James-Young: " It's normal, it just means that your horny Jamie. "

Jamie Brant: " So, I'm totally bone able.."

Brandi James-Young: " Honey, any girl with grass on the playing field is bone able."

Jamie Brant: " Ummmm...ok...so that means I need a man...And well..I think what our next step should be is to look at the roster and find me a man..."

[ Jamie pauses and smiles widely. ]

Jamie Brant: " oooooo, what if we make it a family affair?"

Brandi James-Young: " I'm almost afraid to ask.."

[ Brandi folds her arms. ]

Jamie Brant: " No..it's not a bad thing but hear me out...You know how you stole Rick from Jasmine right?"

Brandi James-Young: " Yes..."

[ Jamie squirms on the bed and then sits Indian style. ]

Jamie Brant: " Ok...what if...I stole Mike from Callisto?"

[ Brandi shakes her head. ]

Brandi James-Young: " No...it's not a good idea at all.."

Jamie Brant: " Why not? Fair is fair...I mean she took Mike from Skylar..and like you said Skylar didn't deserve that cuz she was a good person...and that Callisto will get hers from doing such a whorish thing...."

Brandi James-Young: " I know,,but Callisto will get hers in a different way. Trust me, I will have that handled..besides..why would you want Mike Young...he's a basket case not to mention he's fucked Callisto...who knows what types of dieses that chick has. Jamie trust me...stay away from him.."

Jamie Brant: " So that brings me back to Simon..."

[ Brandi pushes her chair back and stands up. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Jamie, let's put the "man" thing on hold for now...Let's just focus on Rob Grayson this week shall we?"

[ Jamie sighs and sticks out her bottom lip. ]

Jamie Brant: " Ok..."

[ Jamie hangs her feet over the edge of the bed, and swings them as Brandi looks over her attire. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Do you have clean clothes?"

Jamie Brant: " Yeah, why?"

Brandi James-Young: " I was just wondering why you would wear the one's you have on. And the only sensible explanation would be that it was laundry day."

[ Jamie looks down at her clothes the back up a Brandi. ]

Jamie Brant: " But I like these.."

Brandi James-Young: "You look like your going to go clean someone's house...We definitely need to do something about your style."

[ Jamie raises her eyebrow.]

Jamie Brant: " Does that mean that we'll be shopping at like Fredrick’s of Hollywood?"

[ Brandi sizes Jamie up again. ]

Brandi James-Young: "Nah, sexy is way over done in sports entertainment...besides there is a fine line between trashy and sexy. And if you can't tell where that is..then you just end up looking like the common trashy vallet."

Jamie Brant: " Like Faith?"

[ Brandi laughs. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Sort of...what I'm thinking is more of a sporty type of look for you."

[ Jamie crunches her fists and pumps them up and down. ]

Jamie Brant: " Yes...Yes..Yes..."

Brandi James-Young: " Glad you at least agree on that.."

Jamie Brant: " Wow, we are just sooooooo totally on the same wave length."

[ Brandi mocks Jamie without Jamie realizing it. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Oh boy..."

Jamie Brant: " Yep...sporty spice was totally my favorite spice girl.."

Brandi James-Young: " I didn't mean..."

[ Brandi pauses for a moment, then continues. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Let's just worry about that after...Like I said Rob Grayson..."

Jamie Brant: " Right, I was thinking about him.."

Brandi James-Young: " Good...thinking about your competition is always good...So let's hear it..What were you thinking about him?"

Jamie Brant: " Well...this Rob Grayson guy...isn't he like some type of freak?"

[ Brandi smirks ]

Brandi James-Young: "Aren't they all?"

[ Jamie looks at Brandi a bit confused. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Never mind it's over your head."

Jamie Brant: " ummm, right..."

[ Brandi is about to continue when a knock is heard on the door. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Excuse me Jamie just one second."

Jamie Brant: " Sure thing.."

[ Brandi walks to the door and opens it. On the other side is the AWA camera crew. The head camera man steps in front to speak. ]

Camera Man: " Brandi...before you say anything...I was told that Jamie was here. And well, I wanted to know is she ready yet? You know for a promo?"

[ Brandi puts her index finger on the side of her face and taps her cheek. As Jamie sits straight up and grins showing all of her teeth. Brandi takes a deep breath and nods. ]

Brandi James-Young: " Well...she's going to have to bust her cherry sooner or later...So it's best she does it while Im here to make sure she makes no mistakes."

[ Jamie scrunches her nose and pull at the bottom of her t-shirt. ]

Jamie Brant: " You want me to have sex with him?"

[ Jamie points to the camera man. Brandi walks up to her and smacks her in the back of the head. ]

Brandi James-Young: " NO you half Witt! Use your brain! When I said "pop your cherry" I meant that it's ok you do a promo."

[ Jamie's mouth drops and she jumps up throwing her arms around Brandi's neck hugging her. While the camera crew sets up. ]

Jamie Brant: " Yes! I'm so ready...You know how singers practice in front of the mirror? I've been doing that...only I mean with promos."

[ Brandi rolls her shoulder and gets Jamie off of her. She tries to gather self and runs her hands through her hair, as the camera crew gives the signal that they are ready.]

Brandi James-Young: " Grab hold of yourself girl."

Jamie Brant: " Yes...I'm cool...I'm cool..."

Brandi James-Young: " Are you ready?"

[ Jamie nods happily. ]

Jamie Brant: " I'm so ready..."

Brandi James-Young: " Alright then..just look into the camera and do your thing.."

Jamie Brant: " YAY!"

[ Brandi steps to the side as Jamie shakes her shoulders then hits herself in a the face a few times. She finaly gets hold of herself and begins. ]

Jamie Brant: So Rob Grayson...it's time for us to tango, eh? Both of us fairly new to AWA and both of us wanting to advance our careers to a higher level. At this point in time we don't know a whole lot about one another...Is that a good or bad thing? I suppose it depends how you look at it.

[ Brandi clears her throat and Jamie looks over at her. Brandi shakes her head no, and lightly says..]

Brandi James-Young: "Wrong direction..."

[ Jamie looks a bit surprised. ]

Jamie Brant: " Really?"

Brandi James-Young: "yes really..."

[ Jamie closes her eyes for a few moments, then looks into the camera. ]

Jamie Brant: " Rob Grayson...Just how important do you think you are to AWA? Do you really think that you have a future here, or better yet a future full of promise here in AWA? Or will you be satisfied being lifer here as nothing but a mid-card jobber.....See, I know me...I'm not going to be satisfied with being a mid-carder. I'm determined to have a bright future here filled with promise, title shots, and winning as many titles as I possibly can. The drive that I have that pushes me to go for what I want is a desire that I'm not sure you can even begin to understand. "

[ Jamie pauses and looks to the side at Brandi, who nods in approval. Jamie's eyes tear up a bit from being happy that she is making Brandi happy, then she continues. ]

Jamie Brant: " So far I'm undefeated here, not to mention that I'm the Fem-X Champion which automatically makes me more important than you are here. Are you impressed with your Fem-X Champion yet? My guess is no your probably not...but lucky for you, your opinion, or thought process means shit to me. The only thing you are to me is another win. You'll just be another victory on my perfect record.

Now before you go on about how no one can stay undefeated for ever...I just want you to know that I'm fully aware of that...but on the same note if I'm going to take a loss it's sure as hell isn't going to be to a joke of an athlete like yourself. I have no respect yet for you. Why? Because you failed to impress me...You could have been amazing when you walked through these doors...You could have had everyone whispering.."who is that guy." but instead you walk by and no one notices you. You could be a stage hand for all the rest of the roster knows...If I were you, I wouldn't be ok with that.

Come Monday night...it will be business as usual for me. My music will hit. and yes the crowd will go insane, I'll come to the ring, collect my win...earn my paycheck, and then send you packing with a loss and your crushed dreams of advancement here. Rob...there's a time and place for everything...word of advice...Don't waste my time in my place of business...Don't worry that little piece of advice from your Fem-X Champion is free of charge...I'll be seeing you Monday....

[ Jamie stops leans towards Brandi. ]

Jamie Brant: " I'm done now..."

Brandi James-Young: " Alright...dismiss them..."

[ Jamie turns to the camera crew, and points. ]

Jamie Brant: " Your ass is dismissed."

[ Brandi rolls her eyes and hits her hand on her forehead. The camera crew stops rolling the promo footage, and packs up. Brandi stands next to Jamie and hits her shoulder. Jamie rubs her shoulder, and looks like a hurt puppy at Brandi. ]

Jamie Brant: " Ouch...what was that for?"

Brandi James-Young: " Your ass is dismissed?"

[ Jamie giggles. ]

Jamie Brant: " Yeah, I totally went Sean Lane on their asses."

Brandi James-Young: " No, it was gay when Lane said it...and it's still gay. Get your own tag line..."

Jamie Brant: " We'll work on that?"

Brandi James-Young: " Sure...right after we clean up your image a bit."

Jamie Brant: " So then...what about..." Now your fucked" ? "

Brandi James-Young: "No...Like I said..we'll figure it out. Come on, the mall awaits."

Jamie Brant: " Alright..."

[ Jamie smiles as Brandi grabs her pocketbook and rental car keys as she and Jamie head out as the scene fades. ]

People Involved
Brandi James-Young and Jamie Brant

Past/Future Victims
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Next Match
Jamie Brant vs. Rob Grayson

Thought-provoking Nonsense
" I'm all tingly down there.."