[ What's better than waking up to a beautiful day next to a beautiful woman? Not too much unless you're being woken up by that beautiful chicks lips being wrapped around your dick. A bit crude? Yes maybe but if you asked any guy out there that would be there answer...well unless they are as gay as Adonis...No wait even a gay man wants to be woken up by someone sucking on his dick. Still the fact is things are just ducky this morning. The only way things could be better is if AWA actually paid attention to the fact that rumbler and I actually have a tag team name. We're not just Jimmy Stryker and The Rumbler. Christ don't they know that I'd atleast be creative enough to have a tag team name? See that's exactly how much respect I get around these parts...little to fuckin' non! Maybe fuckin' the boss's daughter will have some added benefits. Right now I haven't seen the pay off of that, hopefully soon I will. I looked at the clock noticing it was nearly one in the after noon. Reaching over for Rhiannon I soon realized that she had already been up. Lifting my head slightly off the pillow I shouted out for her.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Hey Rhi....where you at?"

[ Sound a bit thugg-ish? Yep but the fact is it doesn't matter the time I get up. I'm not a morning or after person...and I want to speak as little as possible when I get up. Within in seconds Rhiannon came walking into the room putting earrings in her ears.]

Rhiannon James: "Oh so you finally decided to get up did ya?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Yeah..but why didn't you wake me up sooner?"

[ She smiled and sat at the edge of the bed.]

Rhiannon James: "I figured that you have a big match coming up...You needed your strength.."

[ I let out a groan as I stretched.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Against the shooting stars? Are you kidding? Have you lost all faith in me?"

Rhiannon James: "No Jimmy, I have not lost faith in you at all, but they are the team to beat...and.."

[ Ok...it's painfully obvious that she has no idea that these are Rick Youngs peeps.]

Jimmy Stryker: "I'm not worried about friends of Rick Young..."

[ Rhiannon laughed and rubbed my leg.]

Rhiannon James: "Jimmy get a clue..."

Jimmy Stryker: "What? Get a clue? What the fuck is that suppose to mean?"

Rhiannon James: "It means that you have no clue...Rick hasn't been friends with them in a long time..."

Jimmy Stryker: "Bullshit..Chris stood up for him at his shame of a wedding."

Rhiannon James: "Yeah...cuz Rick couldn't find Mike anywhere..and didn't want to wait to marry Brandi...So he made due.."

[ Slowly I sat up in bed with my back against a pillow I propped up.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Exactly which shows how Chris has no balls..."

Rhiannon James: "How do you figure?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Because Chris is trying to bone Rick's ex wife. Yet he thinks being the best man and having tiffany as the maid of honor at her ex husband's wedding with whom she still loves is a good idea. "

[ I paused...why? only for Rhiannon to realize how much sense I was making. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "If that was me and I was in that situation I would have told Rick to suck my fuckin' balls."

[ C'mon I don't have a point? What twisted son of a bitch really wants to take part in a wedding where the bride studdards I will...and having your new love interest..crying cuz her true love is marrying a woman that changed him.]

Rhiannon James: "Jimmy...I think the reason Chris went along with it wasn't to hurt Tiffany but instead wanted them to be there so she would realize that she and Rick were done for good."

Jimmy Stryker: "I don't think so.."

Rhiannon James: "Is that so? Why not?"

Jimmy Stryker: "I think Chris was scared to say no to Rick. "

[ Rhiannon covered her mouth as she let a tiny giggle out.]

Jimmy Stryker: "No for real...Those assholes followed Rick's ass around like he was Jesus, that he had the answers to everything..Rick was there leader and had them believing he could turn water to wine..Fuck those stupid shits would have drank any kool-aid he wanted them too."

Rhiannon James: "Still Jimmy how ever true that maybe...I still wouldn't count Chris and Ryan out.."

Jimmy Stryker: "It's a good thing that your not me then..."

Rhiannon James: "You can say that again...Now let's go?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Go where? Aren't you coming back to bed?"

Rhiannon James: "Jimmy it's after 1pm, and we don't want to be late."

Jimmy Stryker: "Rhi, are you making plans without consulting me again?"

Rhiannon James: "Look my father wants to have lunch with us..."

Jimmy Stryker: "You go, and tell him that I'm sick..."

[ Dudes make a note of this...when your woman tells you to get your tired ass out of bed for lunch with daddy...do it.. or else this happen. Rhiannon got up and ripped the sheets off of me.]

Rhiannon James: "Alright then Jimmy...its' either that or we stay home..."

[ Wait am I on the verge of winning?]

Jimmy Stryker: "We stay home.."

Rhiannon James: "You didn't let me finish."

Jimmy Stryker: "Go on with your bad self girl...finish.."

Rhiannon James: "We go to lunch with my dad or we stay home and watch a movie.."

Jimmy Stryker: "Get the movie..."

[ There she stood with this sly smile on her face as she put her hands on her hips and said a few of the most evil words a man could hear..."

Rhiannon James: "Alright...Dirty Dancing it is.."

Jimmy Stryker: "What! You said a movie...not torture.."

Rhiannon James: "Dirty Dancing is a movie and I happen to love it..."

Jimmy Stryker: "Can't we watch something else..anything else."

Rhiannon James: "What's wrong with Dirty Dancing?"

Jimmy Stryker: "There's not enough paper to write what's wrong with that thing they call a movie.."

Rhiannon James: "So what's it going to be Jimmy? Lunch with my dad, or having the time of your life by watching dirty dancing?"

[ I can't believe that she won...I sighed as I sat up and got out of bed.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Gimme five minutes and I'll be ready to go..."

Rhiannon James: "If that's how you want it.."

[ Trust me it's not how I wanted it but I'll do anything to not watch dirty dancing. Rhiannon knew she won yet again...damn woman. I guess it won't be that bad, nothing ever is when it's put next to dirty dancing. For now I have to get ready for my lunch date with daddy...as this is all for now.]

Match Talk:

The time has come....Time for Rumbler and Myself to step up and take what's is ours. That ofcourse being the tag team titles. Are we suppose to be scared that it's a ladder match? Ooooohhhh...hey boys did Rick teach you how to be 2xtreme in one of those. Please forgive while I laugh at that. It's amusing to me that you actually admit to being friends with him still.

Funny how it took his dick leading him to the hot-est piece of ass in all of wrestling to make you people realize what an asshole he truly is. Gee you think the women he cheated on tersea with or the poor souls he admits to raping would have done that. Nah, for you fuckers it took something really special. It took him to wrap it up in a shiny bow and make the world take notice.

Do you feel more stupid to not confronting him or buying into his lies? Personaly I would just feel like shit for allowing him to treat someone I regarded as a friend the way he did his ex wife. But this isn't about Rick Young and his fucked up life. This is about Me finally being put into the spot light, granted it's the tag titles..but that's only for now. I'm poised to take this company to great heights.

Heights that the two of you couldn't reach even with the best weed the state of florida had to offer. For the two of you this tour of Australia isn't going to be the way you want it. Maybe you guys should just go out grab some kangeroo burgers and book your flights home, but not before you drop your titles in the ring for me and my partner.

Sounds very simple doesn't it? Trust me it's for the best, hell fake an injury if you have to. I won't tell...It's time for you two to move on and get the fuck out of AWA...No one cares about you, most don't even know who you are. Why is that? Cuz no one gives a shit about you. You're clique is dead..The life style and friends you once lived and have known are gone. Go...Now..re-invent yourselves...it's your only hope~

And that bitches is my good piece of advice for the day...